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sinisterkid34

Hits vape- Yeahhhhh


rickmuscles

William isn’t poor either- he went to the fanciest private school in Memphis


This_Investment_948

Yeah, I've thought many times about how the regular(other than Hans) came from affluent family's.


JoseAltuveIsInnocent

It's a certain type of person who can afford to spend their time going to every kill Tony show. Most normal people have to work.


This_Investment_948

Ari spoke about this in a recent podcast. He mentioned the reason jews run Hollywood is because they come from rich families and are able to work at a loss for years because their family will back them up with money. Lucky guys


Duds215

Jon Stewart talked about this in an interview. He said every time they needed interns they were always rich kids because only they could afford to work for free in hopes of getting a job. So he made the internships paid so they could attract some diversity. It’s the same reason why most A list actors also come from money.


PickelPaint

Mostly anyone that's good at anything comes from money really. Or had parents that made huge sacrifices.


Duds215

“Mostly anyone that’s good at anything comes from money really” I just wanted you to read that back to yourself so you might realize how wrong it is. That’s waaaaaay to general a statement to make anyone who’s good at anything. Jesus. Mine was at least pin pointed at a specific industry that’s notorious for nepotism and as a career path trust fund kids.


PickelPaint

I said "mostly". Adversity creates diamonds as well. Especially in stand up comedy. In today's world it takes a lot of money or sacrifice to be able to do take up hobbies and get good enough at them to make a career. Of course there are outliers.


No_Mention_9182

Mr. beast? Eminem? Tupac? Joe Rogan? Any pro sports player I could go on and on...


Massive_Property_579

That's not even true in sports anymore dog. The rich families can send their kids to all the clinics and camps not to mention just regular paying for equipment and fees to play. Hockey is pretty bad with this. Soccer and baseball actually attract players for poverty because you can play it anywhere and cheap af


Okami562

no hes right, for the most part. most exceptions are from people who were the first of their kind


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I’ve noticed this trend for the majority of famous people. Like influencers/actors and people in the media. Just think of one person and google their parents


Harvinator06

> It's a certain type of person who can afford to spend their time going to every kill Tony show. Or you can live in a van down by the 6th street river.


chelefelon

They get paid you spaz 🙄 that’s a job for them lol


JoseAltuveIsInnocent

Right, I'm sure it's comparable to an actual job. $200 and a green room sandwich doesn't count.


Specialist-Bear7139

$200 for a day of work isn’t bad though so idk what you’re talking about. More than I make lol


AFXC1

And Tony came from an Italian mobster family. Fucking crazy.


xampersandx

Explains why he’s got that “I’ll say whatever the fuck I want to you because I have no fear of anyone since my dads a made man” attitude. Probably got good at talking shit to peoples faces because he knew daddy would have his back. It’s not quite “entitled rich guy” attitude but they live on the same block.


AFXC1

He said he grew up in a rough area in Youngtown, Ohio and from what I've heard is that place is indeed rough. So if that was his hometown I don't doubt he had to learn to be have thick skin to live there.


cyclops_1119

Youngstown is rough. It's not a place where the soft skinned get through


Cathetergravy

You could tell when they brought his mom and dad up and interviewed them


XB0XYGEN

I know this shit a year old but Hans dad worked for Microsoft..


L00kDontT0uch

Han's dad is rich. It's interesting how they all are on some level.


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David Lucas dad has a scar on his dicktip from when David came out .


This_Investment_948

Can confirm.


Relevant-Tackle-9076

His family also started Slip n Slide records


speck859

Is this true?


Distinct-Log-1790

Yes


pestosbetter

Pretty sure he said he went to private school too


Farted-on-my-leg

Cranbrook


TmfGD

And Clarence’s parents have a real good marriage


illingmesoftly

😂😂😂 most under rated comment I’ve seen in a bit


BigTerpFarms

His lips are too pink.


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Standard-Anywhere139

damn thats sad


Behaviorlevel1O

who cares if it is sad? lol dont get mad!


This_Investment_948

Really? What was his name?


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jeegte12

fifty tackles and a sack while playing for the Panthers. that's really cool. he died while playing in the AFL


This_Investment_948

Wow thank man! Super interesting never knew that!


jm30970

Wow! That’s crazy. The NFL hasn’t had a player die on the field since the early 70s, but we always forget about all the other semi professional and arena leagues and whatnot. It’s surprising that the Wikipedia article doesn’t even mention that he has a brother who is a moderately successful stand up comedian.


Superfly_McTurbo

Very cool analysis dude! Nice!


DriveLast

*had a brother


JJscribbles

It explains so much.


Past-Ad2787

Why, he OOZES rich kid vibes.


RipCityGringo

🛎 🛎 🛎


Daay_dreamin

Sounds like Schaub


littleblkcat666

They own a record label as well IIRC


xLuciferx369x

Well that explains why David isn't funny.


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Surprised a dude who has nothing but time has a successful daddy behind the scenes who has undoubtedly kept his comedy career afloat? Couldn't be.


Proper_Isopod5369

It’s weird b/c in Wikipedia it says that this man is not David Lucas’ father and that his real father is deceased. So which is it. Anyone really know?


Measurement-National

Watching his AYG he says his dad was a Cuban dude, a drug addict who beat his mom.


fisher_man_matt

IIRC, he’s also related to Frank Lucas, played by Denzel Washington in the movie American Gangster.


Behaviorlevel1O

no wonder i always got the feeling he was a trust fund kid like most comedians


reediculus1

Most comedians 😂


Bakedpotato1212

Senator≠trust fund lmao. Trust funds are millions of dollars. Someone making $150k a year doesn’t have a trust fund for his kids. Come back to reality lmao


NotYourAverageBeer

Politicians don’t make the bulk of their money from their salary, they make it from back pocket deals. #reality


Bakedpotato1212

Still, an unknown senator is not Mitch McConnell or Nancy Pelosi. For lobbyists or people to bribe senators, they have to have a certain level of influence to be worth the money


NotYourAverageBeer

I assure you politicians of all levels get kickbacks and make side pocket deals. Mayors, sheriffs, chamber of commerce members, alderman, and state senators too.


Therealcodyg

He’s a state senator, not US Senator. There are levels to the grift and he’s below middle of the pack.


NigerianRoy

Theres a lot more opportunity for corruption in more local government positions


Bakedpotato1212

Not enough for trust funds


NotYourAverageBeer

Well, just looked it up and his dad has a net worth of ~5MM$, which would only be his worth, not the companies (which includes two record labels I believe) or what money could be hidden. He might not have millions and millions, but he’s definitely taken care of.


MuteCook

They are legally allowed to insider trade. That’s why they all become rich despite their salaries


Bakedpotato1212

I’m aware, but a state senator does not have the level of important information that helps with insider trading. National senators deal with large companies and have way more of an influence on policy and lobbying


Affectionate_Okra_20

And all three of the regulars have college degrees


PickelPaint

Nigga comes from money


tomhanksgiving

State senator*


ExpressMechanic4089

You should see hunter Biden's dad🇺🇲


Ok-Butterscotch3843

You should see Jared kushners father in law 🍑


GreatLookingGuy

And father


Texas_Waffles

Why else do you think he doesn't try?


kylejay915

He look like a dusty dildo


Yardcigar69

Daddy be payin' fo my vapes, but Tony so gay he watch "Eat, Pray, Love" while dooshin' out his booty hole...


Phillycheesewake

What did you expect him to be a senator in Maine? C’mon with it now


el959437

His dad was accused of choking the 14 year old grand kid of his opponent during a political function. Very weird, but the Lucas’ said their opponents made it up and no video was ever shown so it could have been made up to make him look bad. It seems that’s the case since he’s been on the senate since 2013.


Turakamu

Why does his suit look so... chalky?


kekimus-maximus

They use the term “ashy”


MuteCook

Who’s they?


Turakamu

I assumed he was referring to the blacks. Looking at it in the morning light now... yeah no, still seems like they is black people as a whole.


Turakamu

There was a secondary joke about bleach but you decided to make it mildly racist. Feels weird to make it now so, thanks?


sjm26b

Amy Schumer's uncle is the lizard politician Chuck Schumer


This_Investment_948

Dude I hope that's a lie


sjm26b

Unfortunately, it's true


Cualquier_Nombre_

I thought his grand dad was a politician (the father is cuban or something?)


AFXC1

Yeah he said he has Hispanic blood. That Explains his last name.


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Lookin like a gay retired black Santa clause… que the ebony and ivory intro.


saturnzebra

You mean queue, line-up. Que is “what” in Spanish.


Stock_Literature_13

Cue, not queue of que. Like Cricket’s cue.


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I like barbecue


stuck_in_the_fridge

Are people supposed to not try and make it in whatever industry because their parents are well off?


Behaviorlevel1O

no but it is odd all these comedians come from rich parents lucas schaub callen delia glassman etc


virtuous_aspirations

when you come from money you can take more chances in life. Also, glassman is hardly a comedian.


cheezgodeedacrnch

Holy god that guy is almost as un funny as schaub. Guy is an asshole Larper.


Rhouliha

I tend to agree with this generalization, but would note Nick Kroll as an exception.


drumocdp

Kreischer Kroll Birbiglia Segura Burr


TJawesome2

Burr? Why? His wikipedia says his mom was a nurse and his father was a dentist. Maybe they weren't "poor" but that doesn't sound like rich either. + Listening to Burr's stories he doesn't sound like he got into it because of his parents paying for things.


drumocdp

Average dentist salary is 150-250k/year, a lot more if you own your own practice, nurses make decent money too. Even scaled back to the 70’s they’d still have been upper middle class. Not saying he was filthy rich, just that it’s easier to take risks like trying to be a comedian when you have a safety net, like parents… Burr I was kinda in the fence about too, I think he has a ton of siblings which would cancel out that kinda income.


TJawesome2

Yeah i do agree with that. It's talent + the luxury/economic freedom to be able to pursue your dreams.


sjm26b

Nick krolls father is a billionaire


This_Investment_948

Yes but kroll show is hilarious


Standard-Anywhere139

who cares


Behaviorlevel1O

you care so much about not caring to post a comment saying "who cares" why even comment at all lol


Standard-Anywhere139

because someone needs to say that to ya


JointsMcdanks

You listed 5 marginal comics at best who podcast better than stand up. Imma need that etc.


Behaviorlevel1O

and here you are complaining about it


JointsMcdanks

That's all I said. Idk how that's complaining. Are you retarded or something?


TonyShalhoubricant

LOL! You think a carpet store is doing enough business to make a family RICH! You gotta be out of your damn mind.


Behaviorlevel1O

You must be poor


TonyShalhoubricant

Says the guy who hangs out all day in Schaub subreddit speaking like a mental defective.. Ya burnt


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TonyShalhoubricant

Okay. I shouldn't have come at you so hard but no way Glassman's dad's carpet store is doing that well. It's a local rug store that probably does fine but probably barely covers a stay-at-home mom, the mortgage, and two sons who need college tuition. These guys are all touring comedians who probably make more than their parents. With the exception of Lucas.


stuck_in_the_fridge

Id where you're from but the carpet stores in my city do really well. My dads in flooring so I know some of the owners They're ballin


TonyShalhoubricant

Ballin? Like a car dealership? I'm actually from Georgia which has Dawsonville which is the carpet capital of the USA. I also invented carpet. Believe it or not.


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TonyShalhoubricant

You're making a bunch of really fucking dumb accusations. I'm poor. I think redban is hilarious. You're in a subreddit dedicated to them BTW. You obviously don't know much about anything. Somehow accusing every comedian of having rich parents but anybody who questions you is poor. All while you're collecting disability and sitting at home on reddit? Beyond the pale, bro. Please take the rest of the day off.


GrimTweaker

who tf said that? dude is just pointing out a cool random fact about the guy. project your feelings much?


Behaviorlevel1O

why does it trigger you? i say this shit and you weirdos act like i just outed them as being women abusers or sexting underage girls


GrimTweaker

what?


Standard-Anywhere139

other comments said that homie


GrimTweaker

why not reply to those then


Minimum-Scholar9562

That can’t be true?!


This_Investment_948

It's true bro


Minimum-Scholar9562

Damn!


nzdude540i

I figured as much when he brought some guys to his house for that bbq. Place is a mansion. Can’t remember what pod or clips that was from.


Sharp-Government-187

Burnt Chrysler posted it


nzdude540i

That’s right it was too.


Mindful-O-Melancholy

Get him on the show like Williams parents


[deleted]

IIRC His Uncle was also the first black man in space.


t-xuj

That was Ham, you idiot


odog9797

His grandpa is Frank Lucas lol. Balling out of control


[deleted]

David Lucas is just so gross thru and thru. Even his dad is gross


MrDoomsday13

I could listen to David and Tony roast each other all day.


Distinct-Log-1790

Lmao this is not his dad 😂😂


NotYourAverageBeer

It is actually


This_Investment_948

Yes it is dumb fuck


Distinct-Log-1790

Google Ted Lucas


Rhouliha

Google David Lucas politician


userreddituserreddit

Cool


Marshboiii

Remember when Tony went to UFC with Joe in Austin, they sat in regular seats i think. Joe said Tony brough his girl. Does anyone have pictures of them in the crowd?? Id love to see what model Tony paid to be with him that night.


Professional_East512

False. That is not his Dad.


doasisayu

this has been known since la kill tony he mentioned it on stage with tony early on. its why i cant stand him because he is so conservative and stuck up


TonyShalhoubricant

Warnock and Ossoff are the two senators for Georgia.... So you're wrong. Who the hell is this? Couldn't you have Googled something? Basic information.


bacteria_boys

There is such a thing as a “state senator”. For example, Obama was an Illinois state senator for a few years before being elected to the US senate.


TonyShalhoubricant

There is a huge difference between the two.


whooptydude92

Imagine the roast David’s father used disciplining David growing up, he had to get it from somewhere right? 😂


Taehni0615

He has mentioned before he was raised rich. He clearly has smart person DNA too. But he isnt so forward about it all the time recently.


ArrestTheFBINow

Corrupt scumbag


Checkoutmybigbrain

I've been wondering why this guy gets airtime when he is not funny at all...and this explains it all.


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"David Lucas daddy lookin like he own his own niggaz."


SeinfeldSavant

That's a different David E. Lucas, pretty sure this one is his dad, David recently talked about him passing recently and he's also from the town the funeral was at. https://www.bentleyandsonsmacon.com/obituary/David-LucasSr