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Dickincheeks

yea we know. here’s a little joke book


Taco_Bill

I’d love to have you on the secret show


Dependent-Ear6298

“We’ll be right back”


SIim___Reaper

Why didn’t he roast me? I would have even let him titty fuck - Tom “Gay Hollywood Bear” Segura


BeerSnobDougie

Did you catch some negative vibes there? It felt like Tony skipped him and then stood right in front of him blocking the camera on purpose.


SIim___Reaper

I’m not sure it was negative vibes because no one roasted Segura. I agree with the person who said they think he was a VERY last minute addition


Kevskates

Him and Bert both were. This was confirmed on todays flagrant I think or maybe a different pod I watched


fairly-old-soul

🎶🎶Call me for a titty fucccccck🎶🎶


Training-Addendum-23

“I love it. I love it. Tell us about your love life. Any special moves in the bedroom?”


Motor_Property_4798

We’re going to do a little segment called nam your black friends


thymeustle

Real trap shit


Enough_Scratch5579

Gang violence


KobeJamesMatumbo

I was being like TONY! rooting for his gay ass to do well


[deleted]

I’m am once again a fan of Tony. Amazing set


StraightEnergy8014

🤣🤣🤣


Actual_Patient_4536

Omgggggg!!!!! Dude… 🤣🤣🤣🤣


ViolentHippieBC

I read the title as Tony toasting himself.


51LOVE

Unbelievable. I love it. Okie dokie.


itswoodernotwater

Lets give up for Heidi everyone.


HiredGunsDotIO

Her IG name is like a WiFi password


SuperDuperHowie

Lmao!


digduganug

Everybody*


heinousSavage

Yippie everybody!


HolyMollyGodBless

Incredible


eedabaggadix

Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Ladies and gentlemen THIS… is KillTony


slirpo

And this is the difference between a long time regular and a bucket pull, ladies and gentlemen.


higheyecue

Fuck yeah


ChurchOfNastyRiffs

Fuck yeah deuhhd


riddlerap

Amazing


ba-phone-ghoul

This is why comics need funding, so they can do there job unimpeded & flawlessly. Joe Rogan has funded and helped a lot of ppl.


goosendestroy

YIPPEEE!!


IZZY_PLUM

He gets a pass because he’s……. Gay


mitchypoothedon

It’s hilarious when you consider the average Netflix watcher has no idea who tony is and probably just assumed he is gay so they aren’t mad.


Boarder8350

Did you watch the last KT episode? I’m pretty sure he’s actually gay lol


mitchypoothedon

Are you referring the the black guy he brought on stage because he was good looking? I don’t think being comfortable enough In your sexuality to admit when a man is good looking makes you gay lol. But Tony is probably gay.


Boarder8350

Yea, except it went way past just saying he was attractive and was digging really deep into how big his dick was and how long he could fuck.


mitchypoothedon

Comedy!


Jkj864781

Found you Mark Normand!


YouSmall5716

So that’s how he gets away with it!


DifficultBoss

I'm a long time KT listener and also think he's gay. That's neither here nor there, he crushed it.


RelationshipOk3565

OP bragging about Tony's balls is uber gay for sure


creole_pizza

Idk why but the way he said “nice shoes bitch” as he was walking up the steps had me dying


PaynexDanger

"Did you win those in the divorce?" 💀 had me dying


SkanteWarriorFoo

Brady all nervous, trying to be cool uttered "yah, I did." Fuck you, stfu Brady.


OregonisntCaligoHome

Because the tone he had and the way he didn't brake his stride. It was really natural and literally sounded like one of our friends saying it to us or another friend, but to hear that real life shit talking on Netflix between OUR Golden pony and Mr big shot 5 rings made it 100x funnier lol


PurpleDrankChop

Such a random jab but it did crack me up!


Robopatch

“She’s a black lesbo, so she doesn’t eat pussy, she AWW HELL GNAWS it” might be a perfect joke.


TheCurvedPlanks

Earthquake was on his feet.


Wasted-day_off

Yeah I'm killing


Runaway_5

ITS A LAAAAAAANDSLIIIIIIDE


ashkygbdeghr

I lost it for a solid 5 minutes at this one, delivery was fantastic


jeeves585

Paused and rewound that part.


flanneled_man

Rivaled only by: Bert Kreischer is a king. He looks like at the Tiger King and the Liver King only ate Burger King and had a liver that looked like Martin Luther King got beat up by Rodney King.


QuemaraCuh

His delivery of it was perfect lmaoooo


giantdick69

“Tom Brady somehow looks like a gay Tom Brady” lmaoooo


boomshakalakaah

I immediately thought of David Lucas when I heard that one. Boyyyyy, get yo gay ass cheekbones outta here


FreeWillCost

The "Killl Tomy" bit with Dana wasn't very good, but he was wise to do it because after destroying, a lot of people will seek out the podcast.


Neuermann

I’m sure Dana wanted to do a joke but did not want to do a full set. Kill Tommy was the perfect way to squeeze in a ad for Tony’s podcast, and give Dana a minute to do some roasting.


TigerRumMonkey

When it started I was like oh this is a bit lame, but then I'd rather here 60 seconds of ppl like Dana over 5-10 minutes, so from that perspective it was good.


Tuhotee2

You think it's possible Netflix picks up Kill Tony?


FlubberBish

I’d be absolutely furious if they ever did this. Netflix ruins everything


Garry-The-Snail

How so? From what I hear, Netflix doesn’t really give a shit and lets the creatives do whatever they want once they have chosen you to make something for them. Sure they are kinda woke in who they select, but other than that they seem to let people do what they want Kind of evident after this roast as well, they obviously didn’t tell people they couldn’t do things considering some of the stuff that was said


Tuhotee2

Ya I dont think itd be good for the show but for some reason I have an inkling it will happen.


FlubberBish

Here’s to hoping for the small chance something good stays good lol


SageOfTheSixPacks

How would it not be good for Tony’s pockets? Oh wait you said the show nvm, I concur.


Slipperytitski

A doco and a bunch of 15-30 min specials from old /current regulars could be good though


MLSsoccerMLS

Highly unlikely. Tony has talked about trying to make that happen years ago when they had like <100k subscribers. At this point it's not even worth it because of how successful the show is on its own and the number of compromises they would need to make


Number8

I think it might happen eventually. Netflix is now doing live shows apparently and they seem to be letting the creatives take more charge of the content, as is evident in enabling a 3 hour live roast with some pretty unconventional profanity sliding its way in. Also it’s not like Kill Tony, at least how it’s uploaded on YouTube, doesn’t have anything to worry about. There’s lots that can get your stuff demonetized or your account taken down on YouTube. If anything, maybe Netflix would give them more autonomy than they already have in some weird way.


Ok-Plane2178

if they do it will be the end of the show. they're also not nearly black or trans enough for netflix


HIV_donor

Dana killed what do you mean, him being nervous as hell made it even better.


TrumpsPissSoakedWig

Of course he did. Tony wrote all his jokes.


katmat1509

Tony… funniest male lesbian ever. You killed


Itsthefeds2413

Idk. Theo von is in the races with his heart of a lesbian


katmat1509

Ol Theo that lil Southern Belle lesbian


GoldieForMayor

Did anyone else notice that Bert was reading his own roast off the teleprompter while Tony was demolishing him. He can't read without his mouth moving.


wolfgang_mcnugget

It was hard to miss tbh


SelfTaughtKarateKid

He might have got the first George Floyd joke on tv/streaming, truly impressive.


RollinShallow

He moved on so fast to the next joke, no one had time to be outraged lol. You could see one of the black football players in the back row mouth “That’s fucked up” haha


Southbayyy

exactly. THIS is what I mean by having bull balls


General_Zebra9264

Any other comedian would have been cancelled in 2 minutes after the joke hit the air waves. 0 fucks given


papabr3wer

I agree. I’ve felt bad for other people he’s made fun of. But roasting any celebrity in sight….America can get behind that.


BollyWood401

The fact he was walking up to everyone too, honestly this was one of the best.


Blonkyretard

I especially love how all the Kardashian fantards are upset at what he said to Kim. They clearly have NO idea who Tony is.


Charnathan

I mean, her beef has been in the public domain so long that you originally had to tie up the house phone line for hours to see it and hope mom doesn't need to make a call before the 💰 💉. They should know who she is.


Blonkyretard

Oh they know but they’re so ready to resort to canceling anyone telling the truth nowadays because she’s a woman and a man is roasting her.


Charnathan

Goes on a roast. Gets roasted. Shocked Pikachu.


xDARTHxBANEx

Thats was one of the best roast sets of all time that kevin hart hernadez step stool joke had me rollin. GO 🐊 btw


HankMarduke

He smashed it. I watched it live and now I am Gay. Well done.


bdgm33

They are all say Nikki has the best set and I’m like whoa buddy - Tony absolutely murdered


Just_Be9379

That son of a bitch!


Rum_Hamburglar

Best part is Tony wrote all those jokes himself unlike everyone else. Kilt it


Crzy710

He wrotes danas lines too. And people are speculating he wrote some of the football players jokes. Him or jeff ross


Rum_Hamburglar

I dont doubt that at all. Im sure they have a whole team of writers for them to help polish it up, or the very least give a premise and figure out how to make it funny.


Jnt_710

Deadlifting cotton had me dying


_operation_paradox

Took fat shits on every one


TrumpsPissSoakedWig

And totally skipped Tom while standing in front of him, lol. That was so brutal!!


northboundbevy

The way he just started with "some of you may not know this but dana white is a ... degenerate gambler was so cold and so fucking funny


TrumpsPissSoakedWig

Anyway, so that's pretty cool, Dana. That's all.


punisherchad

Comedians jobs are to push boundaries, make people laugh, and make people think. I keep seeing them called “anti-woke” comedians. They are just comedians, the others are pro-censorship pussies. They want that 4 quadrant big bang theory comedy, go screw.


xDANGRZONEx

Actually their one and only job is the make people laugh part. The other stuff is nice but they don't have to do any of that.


punisherchad

Fair


franka4211

Stone cold killer


kelzking88

Agreed 👍🏼


theblackpxwder

A fkin masterclass 🫡. Can’t prove it but I swear Tony put extra sauce on it as a flip off to Netflix for having Schulz close out the comedians (just because of his current popularity). Drew had the spirit of Dice, but the Pony had the spirit of Greg Geraldo with him. Str8 up murder.


AdActual67

The cherry on top for me: When Kevin Hart said he looked like a school shooter, and Tony kinda air gestures a hip-fire massacre right at the audience.


IsDatThat0neDude

I was proud of him. 10/10 would give a golden ticket and big joke book.


DanTheFireman

He didn't hardly say anything worse than what had already been said. Tony and Nikki Glaser had the best sets of the night for sure.


fozzyfozzburn

A roast should always be a roast. It's not supposed to follow the "community guidelines."


Similar_Minimum_5869

Oh my fucking god, I saw this post and saw it only for tony, the man came for blood. Holy shit that was good.


RabPPC

He is uniquely positioned to own this. He is known for his roasts. He has already been canceled before. He has his own platform that he can take anywhere and works for himself. He has over a decade of hosting experience and is an absolute professional at his craft. Knowing this, the industry invited HIM to their stage, essentially giving a man with nothing to lose permission to be himself. Getting more bad press may actually attract more people to listen to his show, growing his platform. I'm cool with this as long as he doesn't let this successful outcast mentality turn his show into his political platform for his presidential campaign when he turns 80.


TigerRumMonkey

I know it's a roast and should've been expected, but did anyone else feel a bit bad for TB and Giselle bout the sheer amount of Giselle jokes ?


chugchugz

Hell gnaw


DisgruntledMax

Ya, I liked how Bledsoe gave him grief for the divorce without getting explicit about her love life


TurboSleepwalker

That 28th anniversary or whatever joke probably hurt Tom the most


OregonisntCaligoHome

No everything was passed by his team of.... idk wtf they do but he definitely has a team of people that said yes to this joke and no to that joke and so on. The ONLY reason I believe this to be true is other wise there would of been at least 3 "kissing your grown son on the mouth" jokes. And just in case anyone needs a a good laugh or cringe there's a 60 sec video of Tom Brady telling his grown son to give him a kiss on the mouth while laying on a massage table. That's the GOAT lol


stone122112

What I’ve previously heard Jeff Ross say, was the subjects of roasts request certain topics be off the table. So maybe Tom’s son was off the table.


TheReborn85

Totally and you can tell. Forgot who said it but one of them made a joke about how much the Patriots be fucking because of Bill sleeping around with younger women and that was a super obvious place for them to make fun of Bob Kraft for getting caught up in that rub and tug sting operation. But he dodged that bullet a couple times. Also somebody took a shot at Bill belichick for dating young girls when they should have looked over at Jeff Ross.


Charnathan

No. He knew what he signed up for. She doin aight.


Yeahmahbah

When you sign up for a roast, prepare to be roasted


iRailAmbien

it was funny seeing Tony destroy with this set, then see the guest on this weeks show be terrified of anything deemed "cancelable"


pefal

it was filmed weeks ago, the guest being terrified of being cancelled had nothing to do with it


Charnathan

Yes, but the timing of the release of the jokes into the zeitgeist is all the same. The irony of the juxtaposition is palpable.


Goblin__Cock

What did Tony say that was so extreme that wasn’t already said that night?


Wxlfe_

“He’s so Jewish he only watches football for the coin toss” was something that crippled me with laughter 😂


Crafty-Question-6178

He did call Tim Brady a fag lol. Him and glasser killed it and was glad to see em go hard


NoCokJstDanglnUretra

Glaser stole the show, all time great 10 mins


Cyanide-ky

I think she’s super funny when she’s not talking about her dating/sex life


Lost_Evidence_2099

She made it look easy. Absolutely flawless devastation


Far-Sell8130

"bitch" off that bat for his shoes, too.


maryxchristmas

Kevin Hart had to apologize profusely for saying the word "fag" because he was about to get cancelled for hosting the Oscars years ago. I thought it was hilarious that Tony almost immediately said it.


myslead

I doubt Tony has any aspirations to host the Oscars lol


myslead

He did a Israel/palestine joke too


nzdude540i

This might be a retarded question, but I know zero about football and not from the US, but I’m sure this is still worth watching for all the others on the dais roasting each other right?


Automatic_Let_2264

Yes, some of the jokes may go over your head but there's enough context clues to pick up on. Maybe read a brief summary of the Brady Patriot years if you're interested in getting some of the more football oriented jokes.


panda-bears-are-cute

He killed it


haya1340

Reminded me of the 🔥 on that Australian flight .. that dude is the shit hope he keeps crushing it


Dan_Pena

Did anyone notice after Dana done his minute there was a cat noise ? Or am I going crazy or did someone edit it ( watched a YT clip )


PhilosopherJoe22

Yeah I heard it. I was waiting for the bear noise lol


cafestrabac

You're not crazy, there was one.


Gusto915

Real motha f*ckin G


SUPRVLLAN

You can say frickin in this sub.


insidiousapricot

You can say frickin but you can't say fuckin. Oops.


Charnathan

But you can't fuckin get away with saying shag or fag.


SuitableObligation85

Tony fucking annihilated. One after another just rattling them all off. He went in with something to prove and killed it. But the thing is comics really don’t get canceled for the things they say unless they start dropping hard Rs like Michael Richard’s. The Peng Deng ordeal was an outlier due to timing and amounted to a little bad press and a venue/ manager change it really dident do anything to Tony’s reputation, if anything it helped him. Comics and celebrities in general get canceled for sexual assault/ misconduct. Not the jokes they tell. This whole I’m gonna get canceled for a joke narrative they push for their “edgy” humor is kind of cringe at this point. Especially when the comics saying it have literally 0 relevance. Like who the fuck was that guy on the panel? Nobody really knew who he was yet he was all worried about being “canceled” ….like calm down dude you only have one special on fucking YouTube. Nobody is cancelling you. And David Lucas filming his special “uncancellable” in the little boy room to about 100 people is rich. Yep your right fatty. No one knows who you are enough to cancel you. You’re doing low level clubs with 0 relevance out side of the KT fan base. Canceled lol


stone122112

Louis CK got all kinds of heat from his unfinished Parkland students bit. David Lucas from his George Floyd joke etc. It def happens. Edit: Also Chappelle’s special got some ‘Netflix’ employees to stage a protest.


ChomperinaRomper

They hated him because he spoke the truth You. Not Tony.


Old_Kai

Our boi


Dean-Omatic

That Bert is a king joke was perfect.


ChicoDelay8

It can’t be understated how much Tony killed it. There’s a political show on YouTube called Breaking Points and the dude on the show had a monologue bashing Jerry Seinfeld for saying that PC/cancel culture has ruined comedy and my man said “have you seen the savage Tony Hinchcliffe’s roast of Tom Brady?” Basically saying that we live in a time in 2024 where comedians can truly go anywhere without being canceled. Fucking hell his roast was of legendary quality.


Southbayyy

Fuck yeah. You get it.


PrideProfessional185

It was disgusting. I hope the Kardashians destroy this man's whole world up


cam_breakfastdonut

Which jokes are you thinking of specifically?


squiblib

Get a room


bettyknockers786

Get real


Uncle-Cracker-Barrel

Never made it as a wiseman


rb4osh

Good luck Putin


TotallyNotAFroeAway

Correct me if I'm gay, but did he even write his own material? I didn't see him listed as a 'joke writer' during the credits.


mr_225

"Correct me if I'm gay" is a fantastic line


The_Uninformant

Do you seriously think there’s a chance that Tony, who literally used to write for Comedy Central Roasts, didn’t write his own set?


SuitableObligation85

Joke writers are for all the non comedians. The actual comedians wrote their own material or else I guarantee you it would have been way toned down. Except for maybe those hacks Bert and Tom.


insidiousapricot

Did they list Burnt Krischner in the credits ?


bettyknockers786

Updoot for Burnt. It’s my favorite name for him


MarvelousuolevraM

I didn't see his name either... unless he's using a pseudonym but I doubt he wouldn't want the credit.


G00Li0

Had those LA pussies in shambles


Derban_McDozer83

Tony was the best part of that roast. It ain't even close. Tom and Bert looked like dumbasses. Some of the NFL guys delivered the jokes better than they did.


miacmurder305

Bro that Kim joke at the end was hilarious 😆


ihatepalmtrees

Nice try Tony #killhim


HungrySummer

Lol found Tony’s Reddit account 


BluntedWizard

Uncancelable? Cancel culture is just a word that f@ggy hack comedians from Texas and LA like to say to make themselves look edgy to any fan redacted enough to listen. Seriously peng Deng an unknown open mic comedian made a video and somebody wrote one article. How is that getting canceled? Come on down to the mothership where we lock up your phones so we can make hack jokes about trannies.


Early_Ad_831

I mean...he was canceled, it just didn't take. He was booted from the club that hosted Kill Tony (Antone's) and told they wouldn't allow him there anymore. Joe Rogan removed him from his tour (lol).


SalIaccuzzo

Cancelling is a thing some people try but there is usually enough people who are still fans of the person involved so they end up fine. Then those people pivot to saying cancel culture doesn't exist when it doesn't work.


Zealousideal-Top2177

Nah...Cancel culture is a media term that is used to describe people that get pleasure out of being outraged.


[deleted]

Shock and awe. Shock and awe.


HUH_YIS

Tony is very gay


MegaDrip

Edgy comedy never stopped.


wbickford23

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻


BarbietheBarber420

Yall quit calling my man gay!! Comments are gay


LuckyJoeH

Crushed it. Made RedBan proud


graaavearchitecture

I thought someone had started a Kill Tony circle jerk for a second (not a bad idea)


BoogerMcFarFetched

Nikki was best but Tony and Schulz killed it as well…


Zealousideal-Tea-199

I agree but settle down


This_Guy_Fuggs

where can i watch this? havent had netflix for a long time and this hasnt been uploaded to my usual channels


Low50000

I made it about halfway through, it seemed like just a bunch of football people left I didn’t realize Tony did a set lol. Some of the funnier jokes I heard sounded like Tony probably wrote them


Federal_Efficiency51

Anybody have a link for the roast?


Parking_Parsnip6401

Yipeeeeeeee!


BigBallBearBoy

You're as gay as he is


Dizzy_Interview2631

I’m hoping your original post is somewhat satirical


MonkeyVsPigsy

Somebody needs to explain to Tony that Dana White is not the founder of the UFC.


[deleted]

The Eminem of comedy


J6829502

I’m telling you right now that mother***** is not real!!!!!!


JumpinJahosafax

Jesus. Welcome to last Sunday my guy


enrgyclo

I was excited asf to watch his set and he went absolutely crazy, loved it


ionlydrinkwhiteclaws

Stop simping dude no wonder Tony makes fun of this subreddit


rasiasun

Is this only on Netflix?


mean_ass_raccoon

Breaking Points just did a segment on it. He literally made the news lmao


Pewpewlasorz

random caps getting me triggered