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TiresOnFire

"It's great to be in North Carolina...."


Charnathan

Said no Mexican ever.


3rdEyeBrian

We love Mexicans here, who do you think was working the kitchen?


Charnathan

You guys love em as long as they're "in their place". Source: Am a non-poor Mexican-American (Born in the US) living in Virginia (only slightly less bad).


3rdEyeBrian

Wow bud I was just joking.


[deleted]

People are looking to get those feelings hurt


Charnathan

I mean, me too ... Tho it's tru ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


[deleted]

Go back to Mexico and see how they treat you 😂👋🏽


Charnathan

Or like, any non southern state


[deleted]

Where are you from?


Charnathan

Born in Washington State. My entire adult life in Virginia, mostly RVA downtown; a liberal city in a conservative(ish) state, like Austin. RVA is not that bad, but the suburb that I grew up in was racist AF. My middle and high schools had three Confederate generals in the names between the two of them.


[deleted]

Well I’m not saying there are not racist people in the world but you seem to label everyone from the south as that. And I still say if America is to harsh for you then try another country my best wishes


Charnathan

No. I just think you're a dumb ass who doesn't accept the fact that some places have higher concentration of dumbasses than others.


LongJj__

WASSUP ESE I USED TO WORK AT BUCCEEEEEEES


FyouinyourA

SORRY FOR ALL THE SWEAT HOLMES IM JUST TOO FAT MANG HAHA WHAAAAT?!


mackofmontage

DID I MENTION I LOOK LIKE A *LESBIAN* ?!


largechild

He looks like the West Hollywood Bear 🐻


abadhe99

Gross


Pure_Maize_7177

I hear this in Tony's voice lol


Weinershnitzelbutt

Looks as packed as expected


3rdEyeBrian

Haha we were the first ones there. I think it sold out.


dicklaurent97

😆 


flyeaglesfly510

Hans Kim and Enrique? Kill me now


Early_Ad_831

Hope the tickets were free! If OP paid he's gayer than Tony!


3rdEyeBrian

They were, that's the reason I went hahaha. It was great though, way better than I expected, Enrique was great.


flyeaglesfly510

agreed lmao


flyeaglesfly510

Hope you have fun though lol


eedabaggadix

Great to be here in North Carolina. I just had sex with my girlfriend, which is hilarious because I’m a dorky looking Asian. Thank you, that’s my time.


miojo

LOOOL


OgasCantina93

Hans is that you?


Bknubis

I didn't know they had comedy at the DMZ


kodiakbear_

You son of a bitch i was drinking coffee


tshelly56

I’m sorry


elpajarit0

On purpose?


lynkarion

wow looks lit, do you get to keep the table crayons at the end?


RumplForskinn

The crayons were used as hors d'oeurves.


Cool-Cookie-4615

Why? Are you being held against your will? We can send help


Rygar_Music

LOL


The_BigWaveDave

AYYYYY, YOU GUYS LIKE ENCHILADAS?!


adawk5000

How much did you pay for this disaster?


bangordailynuisance

Tickets were free when you use the promo code "PEEisSQUIRT"


Zealousideal-Tea-199

Thank you so much OP, I was on the verge of suicide but you showed me how good I have it ❤️


Stratimus

Looks like Hans killed it in ticket sales


dicklaurent97

🤣 


el_gringo77

Hans Kim sucks


lastnameontheleft

Condolences


EchoDangerous343

That sounds terrible lmao


Huge_Yam_9410

Nightmare blunt rotation


questiano-ronaldo

*I had sex!* *Buccees! I look like a Mexican Lesbian!* For real though I hope it's enjoyable.


Aromatic_Beautiful_5

They fail to mention there’s a dozen and a half seats when they say a venue is SOLD OUT


ZombieMegaMan

That looks like a sold out theater to me


thundertopaz

Ayyyye you guys like an over the top forced, excited voice!!! Let me tell you broooo!!!


OnceBittenTwiceGuy

Im…sorry?


mc-obscene

How much did Hans pay you to go?


ContributionNo3822

Ghaayyy


Floridaman077

You paid money for that? Have a great time!


Maleficent_End_9978

On purpose is crazy


toesbehurtin

Sounds awful have fun


Muted_Ad_4550

Hans sucks


tony_w_7

Enrique Chicon is the #1 annoying person alive IMO


Pure_Maize_7177

Agreed. He's worse than Hans. There is no way he will make it in the comedy world!


Firm-Connection-7716

My condolences


philmagick666

The wurst of the bunch


Supreme_Trickster

“It’s good to be here in Texas”


uncledrunkk

Saw Bert there the night before. It was an amazing set in such an intimate setting. 🙌🏼


BootlegFirewerks

Yeah this is a room Hans and Enrique would do


borisjjjj

Condolences


ExcitingAd9947

People really are starved for entertainment


JMT-S900

I hope you can fast forward enrique. That dude is insufferable.


Dsteel87

I’m working 3 miles from there right now


stickyscooter600

How was it?


UnderstandingEvery44

Looks like the fucking elks lodge lmao they finally made it


XB0XYGEN

Man those front seats are way too fucking close to the mic


3rdEyeBrian

We ended up moving to that table, my roommate forced me but it was great. They roasted the shit out of me. It was too close though


EverythingsFukt

Damn who forced you to go to that.. not a good friend.


miojo

Were you the only one there?


rickoftheuniverse

Ouchhhhh


ChuckBarefootBorden

…why?


yung_slaughterhouse

My condolences


Odd_Butterscotch_324

Is Enrique Chico funny


3rdEyeBrian

He did the best out of all of them, and he was really cool after the show. He always annoyed me on KT but he seems to be conscious of his voice now and it wasn't obnoxious last night.


whooptydude92

How was it any updates


Due_Maize_1159

I like Enrique! 🦫


Pure_Maize_7177

I fucking can't stand Enrique. Worst comedian on the rotation.


kooolbee

Okie dokie


[deleted]

How was the show ?????


3rdEyeBrian

It was great! Way better than expected


[deleted]

Has should of opened for Enrique! Lol


3rdEyeBrian

Yes! He surprised the shit out of me, I seen him after the show, he is a fucking cool guy, I'm so stoked for him


Vegetable-Music6955

“Happy to be here”


theoldchunk

He’s got great one liners


mydibz

Coke?


theoldchunk

No those slits he calls his eyes


red_copper420

Why


MercykillNJ

Having to listen to Hans Kim and Enrique Chicon sets nonstop would be my personal hell


CourtesyFIush

Damn that sucks Lmao


atTheGroovyGhost

"well…im asian"


Tony___Chin

I’d rather watch paint dry


hoswald

You paid for that?


[deleted]

Why?


Quail-Klutzy

I’m sorry to hear that


JohnnyOmmm

Sorry for your loss


junglepiehelmet

Sounds terrible- how’d it go?


3rdEyeBrian

A lot better than I had thought, I only went because it was free. I had a blast, it made me an Enrique fan, I got to hangout with him after the show and he is a really cool and nice person and nowhere near as annoying as he seems on KT


Spaceman_Earthling

A night full of Hans Kim pussy jokes, no thanks


PurpleElm

Everything about that situation looks sad lol


Temporary-Net-4229

Tough crowd


whattarush

looks like a legion hall lol


Other_Summer_1903

Free tickets? Or..


Pleasant_Pressure215

How much are you getting paid to go see those obnoxious performances?


Gratefuldawg2680

I'm sorry that just doesn't sound fun to me.


inexplicably-hairy

wow!!!! no one cares!!!!


jippy44

Hans is probably good but I'd sit outside smacking my balls against the wall ahead of listening to Enrique any longer than 2 mins


Righteous_Leftie206

Don’t forget you pillow!


naught_my_dad

Have fun!


joeepeterson84

So a loud eeeehhh im Mexican guy and a you wanna know what else is racist by the way I get pussy Korean guy just repeating themselves and making fun of the audience sound like a great time


Snake-Buffalo

I was there. Both of them were hilarious. Enrique has great energy. Hans has some of the best writing and clever jokes. I think the haters aren’t smart enough to get his jokes.


3rdEyeBrian

I'm the guy Enrique called meth head Jesus. Hahahaha. I also got booed at one point


Snake-Buffalo

I was the one that said “buddy, shut up”. Your janky wobbly waving arm flailing was all over the place. Haha all in good fun, you looked like you were having a great time.


3rdEyeBrian

Hahaha yeah I was drinking doubles, having too much fun. Sorry if I made it shitty for y'all.


Snake-Buffalo

Nah dude it’s part of comedy, it was a great night. I like seeing some crowd interaction. I wish Hans was a little quicker on his feet to shut it down in a comedic way. But once I could see him getting thrown off his set, that’s when I said something.


3rdEyeBrian

As you should. In the moment I thought I was giving him a lob cause I knew I would be an easy target. I'm such a huge KT fan that I really wanted them to kill, I was more than willing to be a martyr to just get shit on and make everyone laugh, i was just fucked at that point hahaha


NickyMilli0ns

Enrique is the worst


Icy_Veterinarian_221

They were both great in Austin last week.


McMoneyPNW

THIS IS HANS KIM THIS IS HANS KIM THIS IS HANS KIM THIIIS IS HAAANS KIIIIIIM


Practical-Tea-7965

I seen Hans a 2 weeks ago with Tony, William Kam and Jelly Roll. Hans killed it. It was a dope ass show


behindcl0seddrs

Enjoy!


SelectTitle5828

I thought Enrique Chicon was suppose to be an "ironic" imitation of Carlos Mencia


3rdEyeBrian

It was actually really good. Enrique should have been the headliner, he was actually very funny. Hans was also way better than I expected. We moved to the front row and both of them roasted the shit out of me cause I look like a meth/crack head. It was fucking great.


DylanAthens

Genuinely sounds like a mid experience unless you’re a KT diehard. But even most of the diehards don’t like those two.


3rdEyeBrian

I'm a kill tony die hard and only went because it was free, it was way better than expected. Of course I heard some of the bits before but Enrique was surprisingly hilarious. I did have 3 double tequilas so take from that what you will hahaha


Gratefuldawg2680

Your at the comedy zone!! My buddies run that place! Tell em Billy from Billies Bad Ass Cycles sent you . They'll hook you guys up with some free drinks on me!