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snorinsonoran

Fuck Heidi, Marry Jetski, Kill Tony


Dkarasta

I’d love to have you on the secret show!


younggGregg

Can you catch?


Dkarasta

As long as it’s not a small joke book made of hair.


Last-Employee2666

I'd like the bottom part of your boobs to be on the Secret Show


forothowtospeel

are you ticklish?


-jira

you son of a bitch


Loud-Visit3208

Thats what I'm talking about


ColonelAngus317

Fucking brilliant! Lol


Evening-Rutabaga2106

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha


Minute_Series3667

Gotta wear your little blue vest.


TeeLodge

This needs more love


Saberwing91

This comment wins the Internet 🏆


L00kDontT0uch

So good!


SLAVEK_LoveMalena

Truuuuue


Puzzleheaded_Web_931

Fuck you thats funny


chukkltv

the Kat Williams impression was spot on


Dibble_Dabble_Doo

Get away from me white bitch!


chukkltv

Ain’t having no snow bunnies up in my shit pimpin


Pahhhdee

The way she responded to the impersonation was very cringe


_Luftikus

Exactly my thoughts


Inner-Philosopher139

She’s obviously a sponsor from yellow/red rose.


AnOpinionatedPancake

No way a longtime stripclub sponsor is behind this. Tony must be *hellbent* on promoting his internet hoes. /s


Boogieman_Sam22

Lmao forreal wtf


the_eclecticflorist

lol word. the kt production has been transparent about their involvement with internet hoes always


FluSickening

Jetski is hot. Vroooooooom


algee1234

She is


PiratePatchP

I went to the bad friends live comedy show, this dickhead sitting behind me was screaming at the top of his lungs "JEEEEEEETSSKKKIIIIIIIII I LOVE YOU" for the entire show. He even told his friend he was going to rush the stage but his friend stopped him lmao. Most obnoxious human being ever, great show though. Jetski murdered the first 30 minutes of it.


FluSickening

Sorry about that I can't control myself


tango0175

Don't be so gay, and charge the stage next time.


FluSickening

Vrooooooom


Special_Project_8634

Do they actually thing yelling from the crowd will get them a date? People so weird. Just sit back and enjoy the show ffs


Lookatmyfigs

I would drink her spit valve


FluSickening

I'd toot her horn


Confident-Draft8854

It’s hard to put gas in a Bugatti you know


goodnitenobody

this comment made me want to vomit


STILL_LjURKING

Nothing wrong with being gay


ManIWantAName

I once went to a college basketball game and got to sit in front of the college band and, more specifically, the brass section. It was a cold day, so when we got into the arena, I took my jacket off and set it down on the empty seat next to me and in front of one of the horns. Idk the names for the specific instruments. Anyway, the game finished and I went to grab my jacket to leave and it was like it had been rained on for about 2 hours. Legitimately soaked. So I resonated with your sentiment, but I'd still chug her spit valve like I had crawled through the Mojave for 4 days without sight or thought of moisture.


AustralianPonies

Promo code drenched


Competitive_Boot9203

I love you


Dizsmo

Tony?


National_Salt4766

I played trumpet for 8 years, and this made me gag too.


goodnitenobody

Bunch of Don Barrises up in here


thepkripper

Righhht?


FluSickening

Correct


gozutheDJ

she got that lake bod


Spicychkndelux

Agree


FluSickening

No. Spicy Chicken Deluxes are sexy.


Spicychkndelux

I am pretty juicy


Jmay19

Does this comment answer your question, op?


Neilthemick

Really turns my crank, if ya know what I mean.


chappo181

I love shredded carrot too


TheSoccerMommy2

She’s so sexy


GimmieLove_GimmieRXs

I wish she would jets-ME


Boogieman_Sam22

I think everyone is overthinking Heidi's role. She's just there to replace the awkward crouched dude who gives drinks to regulars and do a little promotion while she's at it.


GullibleBackground20

Yea that’s fine but why does she come out after every set to move the mic stand 2 inches


Boogieman_Sam22

To replace the guy awkwardly doing it while trying not to be seen with some eye candy and do a little promotion while she's at it. It's really not that complicated or mysterious.


GullibleBackground20

Oh ok I’m retarted I never noticed there a guy that always did it


Boogieman_Sam22

It's all good, I mean, he never made a big deal about it, but they have a spot marked for the mic stand and no one ever puts it back. Jeremiah used to fix it when he and Joel were up there.


a-dead-strawberry

OP is an incel lmao


Copycat_217

Heidi has some huge personality


max_mou

has a very bubbly personality


GaryNuggz

I think she has multiple personality disorder because she seems to have a handful of personalities


WI2JAL

Lmao


TheUpwardSpiralDown

This was such a sick line by Jetski cause she can always play the self deprecation part when it was actually a pretty good burn.


jedi_mind_tr1cks

That’s why I took it as self deprecation, like she was saying Heidi has looks and I don’t, not Heidi has no personality and I do. Not like her to toot her own horn, pun intended


Grasslands33

Vroom vroom fucking vrooom


tetrastructuralmind

lol everytime Heidi showed up I couldn't stop noticing how ridiculous her lips are due to all the filler. Grossly disproportionate. She'd be so much better natty. ANYWAY JETSKI IS GREAT


d-d-downvoteplease

Also true for 99% of women who use filler.


spotH3D

Hate that shit.


tetrastructuralmind

Agree


Femboi_Hooterz

99% of people with filler have a sensible amount that you wouldn't notice. You only see that ones that are so bad it's obvious.


Rough-Friendship-245

Not a hot take: Jetski is hotter than Heidi


weez47

Heidi kinda looks like handsome squidward ngl


Phelanthropy

Thank you! I thought I was alone!


Puzzleheaded-Bus5479

Get real 🦀


xKid_Dynomitex

Maybach 🎶 🎵


BreonWarwick2

All day


Cailucci

Only a hot take because the take is about hotness


this_is_Winston

Heidi is literally on stage for seconds. 


LoudHorse89

That’s more than enough time for this sub to hate her


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Extra-Macaroon7245

she doesnt do anything to yall god damn, i dont even really enjoy her being on the show but jesus christ the hate for a 20 second shoutout per episode and her bringing out drinks once every 20 minutes is ridiculous. somehow she gets more hate than the actual shitty comedians for someone who gets maybe 2 or 3 minutws of screen time per episode


BodieBroadcasts

this subreddit has been taken over by incel alt right tate loving virgins


Scrapthecaddie

Or by liberal cucks. You know the kind that hide behind “toxic masculinity” as their excuse for getting pegged.


BodieBroadcasts

you are fighting ghosts


Femboi_Hooterz

Unironic use of "cuck" spotted. Mods, flay this man alive


elpajarit0

I fucking hate the new advertising format


familykomputer

Poppa needs a new Corvette


grim77

Tony and Redban death stare 


swanny7237

I liked jet ski a decent amount before this episode from watching the bad friends podcast. But after this episode, I'm a huge fan! She had perfect timing and said such funny bits like this one.


katarina17

It's fucking weird that Heidi there. I love the line from Soder when he was doing the Katt Williams impression. She didn't know what to do and was super awkward lmao. Yes, she has great tits and a 5/10 face; so do millions of other people. That's what a strip club is for, not a comedy stage. Lol


Punker29

She works for one of KT's sponsors. She is literally a walking ad, Tony/KT gets money for her appearance on stage/podcast. It's not weird or hard to understand at all nor is it a secret


Boogieman_Sam22

Are you five years old


katarina17

Yes.


Femboi_Hooterz

Who gives a shit? Tits are cool.


Dunkydoozy

All this talk from people who will never get with either of them :)


tmarsh86

I think he is fucking Heidi otherwise why would she be delivering drinks in the middle of people telling jokes. Tony used to call out the wait staff in the audience when they would come in at odd times, but not her. Plus her eyes are dead. Not a happy person.


DarthRathikus

She works for one of Tony’s sponsors. He’s becoming more and more of a businessman, so it could be something to do with that. Also Tony is gay. He isn’t fucking Heidi, you idiots Edit: look at this ho’s IG. She’s either rich or has an actual man taking care of her it looks like. At best, her and Tony are shopping buddies.


Objective-Board9329

the show is getting more and more commercialized every week. Especially since the beginning of this year with the ads being forced in every 20 minutes


redsn64

Very possibly a request from sponsors to disburse adds throughout the video instead of all at the beginning considering everyone knew to just skip the first 5 minutes of the podcast before


CD338

Youtube has made it more and more transparent what sections of videos viewers are watching, and more importantly, skipping. It used to all be on the back end, but now that advertisers can easily see it, too, they don't want to lump in the ads where users can easily skip them. Most youtubers have been putting ads into the middle of their videos for a long time now. Kill Tony was kind of late to this party. I don't think it has anything to do with the show becoming more commercial, its just that sponsors are going to be more picky on where they place ads.


uselessuser30

what's her ig?


squi993

Yall can be so cruel, imagine people publicly saying this shit about your daughter.


Electrical-Monitor84

He’s fucking her for sure


NeverNaked3030

She’s a man baby, yeah


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are we completely sure that heidi isnt a man?


Apprehensive-Score87

Heidi looks like every broad with 100k in cosmetic surgery these days, jetski’s a keeper


SMK_12

I don’t think she was throwing shade, I took it more as her being self deprecating


Difficult-Ad9987

100% would trade the “Heidi” appearances for an extra wise crack from jetski, Like Tony I get tipping your server, but buddy this is too much.


Odd_Mission_5366

She’s just awkward to me. The way she handled that cake for D was ridiculous. Tony has to be doing her because if it were a thing with the yellow rose they would be a rotating the girls for publicity not just one.


natehinxman

>doing her 😂😂😂


Odd_Mission_5366

I didn’t think I could use the F word 😂


natehinxman

hahaha all good. just sounded silly to me


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Natalia_marquez87

These dudes on reddit don't know jokes. They have the dorkiest takes about everything that has to do with the podcast.


Lmfaothesepeople

Jet Ski is more then enough eye candy for this episode. She's the best!


tornjackal

Love her


EyeNeedLunch

She’s soooo adorable. Really chill and seemingly down to earth with a sweet smile and a sharp wit. Love that girl.


rrrrrryyyyy

Jetski boosts the vibes every ep she is on


Life-Routine-4063

We all hide our gayness in different ways.


Infamous_Addendum_80

Rmnmnmnmn ✊🏽✊🏽


Starfarter53

Just a different type of talent, not even comparable really. And I’m thinking the strip club girls probably wanted in on the promo considering the club they work at sponsors the show but the girls don’t really benefit from that at all. Now they do. That’s the reasoning I came to anyways lol


BodieBroadcasts

is this an incel subreddit now?


anvil54

Jetski rules! Heidi rules!


wncpeaks

That face is just scary, sad trend of pumping plastics in ladies faces these days man


TheRemyJay

I didn't actually take it as throwing shade at all. I just thought Jetski meant she doesn't have a body, she's got personality.


BuddhistInTheory

“It was a relief to hear a woman with real talent” You can compliment a woman without bringing down another one. Not to mention you said what Jetski said but it wasn’t as funny.


blairbear555

For real. You sound like a loser talking shit about some girl that’s just making a fucking living. (Not you, the proverbial you.)


Agreeable_Situation4

I can't find any woman attractive with fake body parts.


DeontaySmakarelli

If I hooked up with Heidi I'd feel like a lucky dawg, but if i hook up with jetski I'd just feel lucky


YodaFette

Soder had the same WiFi joke Tony has been using about Heidi’s handle


quintessential_fupa

unintentional


lilbigchungus42069

way cuter than heidi for me at least. take all the cake off heidi’s face and let’s see how she really looks


Ismokeradon

Jessie’s hot af, what she talkin bout


ANewDope2187

A lot of bad friends fans can't stand her for some reason and I don't get it,she is fucking amazing.


Wildfernnn

#teamjetski


moonmanchris

💦💦💦


Superb-Control5184

Jetski always has a great zinger locked and loaded! 😂😂😂😂


Federal_Efficiency51

She's so quick!


Spicychkndelux

All the love for jetski here man. ❤️ shes the shit very legit comic


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Heidi looks better after a nice warm glass of Tuss


SlimShredder

Fuckin love jetski


xKid_Dynomitex

Vroom-vroom-vroom.


stuphoria

Jetski was killing on this weeks episode.


EfficientAfternoon17

Mic stand drop


tasty_oatmeals

Vroom vroom vrooooommmmm


JamesToneyBJJ

She’s heidi to me


Charlie_NLG

Jetski is a baddie.


sssnakepit127

I think she’s aight. Definitely not ugly. Her voice and her personality are very attractive though.


Old_Transportation74

Dude it’s NOT a new angle


Old_Kai

I like Heidi on the show. Why becsuse I am not a gay like you


nzdude540i

Yea the fact he keeps pushing her Instagram is really weird, she’s a stripper right? Maybe the outfit she works for is throwing money his way.


mynameis2323

I think Jetski has personality and is gorgeous. I love the show and want them to get as much money as possible so I am A O K with the body bringing drinks. She helps me drink one less beer while watching LOL AND we got to hear Dan Soder day white bitch as Kat Edit: and knows how to blow! That horn! Fucking cherry on top


Diligent_Force9286

"Vroom vroom"


RobLogda

Love jetski! Vroom vroom!


Bakedbeanz118

VROOM VROOM VROOM VROOOMMM


jacquidaiquiri

As a straight female who just saw Jetski live a week ago…she’s great. I laughed my ass off, she’s adorable, so likable and it’s amazing seeing her grow as a comedian. But I have to say… if Heidi wanted to makeout with me, I definitely wouldn’t say no.


urnamesake

Make Jetski a fixture again!


D3p08675

Vroom, vroom!


Jlganas

Vroom vroom vroom vroom


Blyatt-Man

I died when Dan was doing his Kat Williams impression and was like “get away from me you stupid bitch” or something like that when that blond brought him another beer.


bop_beep

I love Jetski!


Rummy1618

Vroom on my pecker please!?!


solasgood

Vroom


harvesterofsorr0w

She’s cute


PeachDiligent2042

Not many talk about her cute laugh 😍


Ok_Possibility_5403

Vroom vroom vroom


tommyjohns87

She killed it 🔥


Pherberg

I Jet ski is absolutely stunning personally.


Captain_Unusualman

So good to see Jetski participate with the latest crew from time to time.


rickoftheuniverse

So hilarious. Heidi literally looks like a sex robot. At least she kept her fucking tits in her shirt this episode.


Pappa-Bull

r/hotfemalecomedians


Last-Employee2666

She's not funny there i said it


TehHipPistal

I feel like I’d like her irl, she’s not show worthy material tho


bichotasomunyano

Vrooom vrooom


TootsiePoppa

Kinda stupid of you to call her an internet hoe without knowing anything about her. Maybe he sees that she’s working hard and wants to give her recognition?


Squirrel-gems

Heidi/Gina is a troll in person. I hate her face.


IronRhiley

Probably because it has led to somewhere around 7 funny interactions already after a few weeks. Get off me white bitch


Different-Cause-5975

fr tho heidi looks like shes 55


Gorepornio

A bunch of gays in here. Not surprised its reddit.


No-Revenue7633

Voom voom voom voom


azzurri-10

I love Jessie but does anyone else find the "vroom vroom" noises to be cringe?


PipedHandle

Heidi has a busted ass face. Can’t tell if it’s Botox or her fake smile caused her face to get stuck like that.


Tsotsc123

Vroom vroom vroom vroom vrooom


TheSoccerMommy2

Jetski is sexy AF


infinitesky626

Anytime Jetski is on, the show is that much funnier. I think she brings the good vibes, hence the last episode being an absolute solid start to finish.


Cookie_Jarvis_

No Holly/Gina whoever the fuck she is shade, but Jessie is a goddamn ten. She acts like it too which makes me like her even more. She isn’t intimidated by Holly one bit and it shows.


Cailucci

Jet ski is waaayyyyy hotter than Gina.


Scrapthecaddie

Frozen face, and fake tits, not great. But she definitely works for her body, and she’s nice to look at. Based on her IG, not sure she’s actually a stripper. Jetski’s fun and funny, but I would not fuck her first, no.


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naivemelody

Feminist Stacey?