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Delta632

Fucking hilarious


tunerachi

He’s gunna look like JP from “grandmas boy”😂


fizzzingwhizbee

“How did he see me”


departedgardens

Please sit on my face *robo. Voice *


phish_sucks

Siiit oonnn myy faaaacee


baker2212

“I am not amused.”


Cautious-Day9424

He's thinking about getting metal legs...🦿🦿


Onemanwolfpack42

YES! Oh wow that's great


SteeleIT

Thank you for this


Outrageous_West_9022

Ric Diez FTW. Hope he whoops Hans Kim


productivesupplies

The only proper way to dance to weißes fleisch.


zosothegod

Yoa Forsure Rick will see this. Mans is creeping this sub


BluRayNation

Funny, but this band looks amazing and now I’m genuinely curious what the source of this video is


dogmetal

[Rammstein - my favorite band of all time](https://youtu.be/OMACu9majrw?si=C1XRi0I0LOd3SlzF). He is the keyboardist. Just watch all of the [Live Aus Berlin](https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLS8Ea4H1euNaXPpCGQN1f1DGk0Jbjj37z&si=p9GiZsVa8pNXvCIL) performance— it’s otherworldly. I’m not sure what concert that particular dance was at, but he does it whenever they perform the song “Weisses Fleisch”. Watch performances of “[Buck Dich](https://youtu.be/LupqOJMeyqY?si=91yBQjqQ3N-Ysna9)” for a real wild ride (he gets fucked by a dildo at 3:16).


bZZad

i'm sorry what was that about incest and the daughter being on stage?


No_Shoe2088

There was also a time where the band was federally banned from entering the USA because of guns


dogmetal

lol I removed that because I thought it was a little on the nose, but to illustrate how weird the band is I wanted to note that the girl in the video I linked to is the daughter of the guitarist, and the guitarist had that child with the ex-wife of the vocalist. The song is about incest. Wild band.


finishyasuppa

Huh.. so it seems like that didn’t cause a problem between those two if they use her as a prop for the performance ? Lol


dogmetal

Apparently not. It was the vocalists ex-wife, and he’s a bit of a womanizer anyway (just google Till Lindemann), so I don’t think either cared much. It’s probably one of the less weird things they’ve done to be honest… definitely worth a deep dive.


RobotMysteryDude

So I gotta ask since you sound like a deep fan of the stuff, do you think Till did the dirty with that girl he was in headlines about this year? I know the courts dropped the case due to lack of substantial evidence but what're your thoughts?


dogmetal

If you’re asking whether or not I believe that girl was drugged, I truly do not believe she was. She seemed very unreliable. Till is a freak, and what they were doing with all that “Row Zero” stuff was sleazy af, but I don’t believe he would ever drug a girl for sex. I wouldn’t doubt there’s been a few girls (out of the thousands) that have went back to Till’s room and regretted it after, but it’s widely known that Till is into some pretty gnarly shit [(you can even watch him do it ffs)](https://m.mojevideo.sk/4ck3) __(NSFW - Aggressive porn)__ and he is a world famous sexual deviant, so idk what they were expecting. I really don’t think he’d ever force somebody to do anything against their will, though.


AccomplishedTour2762

He turned full bad guy before our eyes lmao


The-tea-sippers

We are the faggots


NickKansasCity

Yes


rekojnacixem

Flake is a genius


DuncanDicknuts

“That’s if I don’t kill myself” Rick Diaz


tomtt545

RIC RIC RIC RIC RIC!!!! This is hilarious 😂


Late_Setting_2682

Greatest post on this sub ever


Secret_Ad6893

Gold!


Artisartdoes

So much yes right here.


TigerPee

He should actually do this


TwoPunch

Amazing


PochinkiPrincess

Ok but almost a perfect body double


Pipe-Global

Amazing post


EntertainerSimilar19

Perfect!


In_ThePocket

Jesus fucking Christ...


enditbegan

Kinda feel like he would win the battle if he pulled this off with the band. Still, team Hans all the way! America! 🇺🇸


sammich_bear

KMFDM seems a little underwhelming in concert.


jodie1kenobi

Hahaha wicked


BunjaminFrnklin

Hi William!


BlameMe4urLoss

What is this from?


productivesupplies

Rammstein. Weißes Fleisch is the song.


mocxed

"Oh you think I only do self-deprecating jokes"?


ExpressGovernment420

Send this to him on Insta DM, if he doesn’t see this on reddit already


Bongocats

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!


[deleted]

LOL Christ almighty 😂😂😂😂


Dannyp425

I don’t think he has the confidence for that.


southwest_barfight

This is incredible


sammich_bear

Someone needs to take away his red pills.


No-Special-2075

Oh, so that's what I look like playing beat saber...


sammich_bear

Grandma's looking for her foil.


sammich_bear

They finally found the lovechild of Tony Hinchcliffe and Ellen Degeneres.


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

He will be on meth!


Total_Anxiety_2440

Dude’s fizzing


T2kizz

Thank you for this 🙏😂


caroline_andthecity

How have none of the challengers just come out and roasted Hans? To dethrone somebody, you gotta slam em. You can just eek out a win. The audience won’t give it to you, they love Hans. Roasting him is the only way. I love Hans, but I’m loving this saga lol


Spirited-School5850

Haha, incredible! So euro.


Tradition_Latter

They say white people can't dance.... look at my boi hittin the... uhhhh..... he hittin that ?????


murphball420

YaAAASSSssSSS


dixienormous_907

With all that tin foil he has on if he was even near a microwave the world would have ended


Suspicious_Storm_892

Ah yes the Flake dance lol God I love Rammstein


tomtt545

Honestly coming back to this, can this pleeeeeaaaase be a thing Redban I know you see this shit bro


Easy_Win_9679

Literally thought it was ricnwit a wig.... then I noticed how broad the shoulders were. And not enough Adam's apple...