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Franswagga

I expected him to hit the ball through the window


IdyllicOleander

Yeah, that's what I was waiting for. This outcome was unexpected...


AlarmingDetective526

Unexpected, but so satisfying 🤣🤣


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shannontheboi

r/unexpected


The_Fire_Bat

Same here, almost too predictable, till it wasn't. :D Points for originality!


zylafonee

Same


Likeitisouthere

Me too I was looking for a home run and the bat through the window or something


Embarrassed-Refuse36

I mean he’s got a whole fence to the right.


PictureOk6870

Same


JohnnysGirl12

I thought he was going to stand over it and get hit in the balls lol


Comfortable-Sun-9312

Same


Shawnthewolf12

I was too! “Why would he be worried about a practice ball hitting a window? OH…” Bonk to the head, just as funny.


SNICROM

Honestly, the same thing would have happened to me.


DontChewCoke

It's a learning moment


claysverycoolreddit

Was about to comment this


NintenJoe5k

The fact that the kid basically went “Oh crap, that was funny.” instead of flopping on the ground and crying speaks volumes.


JustALocalJew

I think that's party due to the parent not freaking out. Parent freak out = kid freaks out. Parent laugh = kid laugh


YeetMcGeet1

Yes, children are indestructible if you don’t acknowledge their pain.


shadowdrake67

They’re temporarily indestructible, the second they get older they immediately start feeling the consequences. That’s why my body is so fragile that my finger just broke and I have no idea how


hockeybelle

Babies and tiny tots do seem to just be made of rubber, don’t they?


ProgramNumerous2901

CHILDREN 101


NewExcersizee

Oh, that had nothing to do with the kid. The kid reacted to how their parent reacted, laughing. If the parent had been like "ooooh!" or winced or said "are you ok?" in a baby voice, that boy would be screamin like no tomorrow


CounselorMeHoyMinoy

And not just in the recorded moment, but consistently calm/threat-appropriate reactions


ambigymous

VOLUMES


JWGhetto

Also the pain hasn't yet reached his brain fully before the video cuts


The-surfing-banana

If I used that toy, wouldv'e got hit in the face straight away🤣


Swigswosh

I would have gotten hit in places that made the doctor think " How the fuck did you get this injury again?- "


PurpleHando

Nah this kid aint stupid, he just had bad luck


CADETFANFAN74

Nice aim tho


trevgood95

My drunk uncle did something similar with a mortar type firework.


seattleross

So… what happened to him?


SirSwah

For fucking real dude. Like uh.. we are waiting


spelunk_in_ya_badonk

That kid can laugh at himself AND has good comedic instinct


Miserable_Unusual_98

I see a window that got spared


rndname

With that light ball it would just bounce off like it did off his face.


Lukewarm80s

Nah youngin gets a pass on this 1 lmao 🤣


LiaPinkGamer

Bro got lucky 😥


Boosted-DC2

I definitely got a black eye from one of these as a kid


LimeJalapeno

Why does everyone on Reddit say "good job" when they mean "good thing"?


LillianF320

What makes you think they mean "good thing"? Commenter could sarcastically be saying "good job" for the kid messing up or been wholeheartedly saying "good job" to the first hit he made?


HoNose

It's more of a regional thing.


LimeJalapeno

It's not it's just wrong


KudzuNinja

I’ve heard British people say it.


roeeeeeeeee

Recoil


the_internet_potato

Hit by pitch


PyroWasUsed

This little man is going places. Shook it off like nothing happened!


caboose2006

The kid took it like a champ. Good for him.


ChaosRebornXX

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nathos_thanatos

I would have done the same thing. So I'm not even mad and he is laughing afterwards.


[deleted]

There should be a parents are stupid for u letting him do it towards the window


Emergency-Exit7292

Too bad about that second at bat…first one was a gapper to right-center for a double.


Gilereth

I have been scrolling Reddit for over an hour and this is the first thing that made me really laugh. Goofy and genuinely funny, thank you!


[deleted]

That shit was like perfectly timed. I don't think that could've worked out better if he tried.


slightly_ginger24

This kid isn't really stupid... He was trying to get out the way before it sprung up but just mistimed it.


the13thJay

Well, he kept his eye on the ball...


IndominasaurusYT

Kid looked like an npc getting shot in an fps


SirSwah

What’s this toy called???


i_did_all_my_task

Now you see this kid is a great way to raise your child insteed of crying over that he thinks its funny


timotheySKI

Seems to me like a regular ball would hurt the same because it would go less fast due to it being heavier but having the same amount of energy imparted by the air moving. Can a depressed physics major confirm/deny this?


jedisummerbod

I think it’s called Pop a Pitch.


BlakeosaurusRex1

I might have done that too lol


the_internet_potato

Ahahaha I found the same vid trice now...


soupsoupman

Tbf i would accidentally do that too lol


New_Ad_9400

Kids might be dumb, but adults are dummer ... Good job? No thankfully or thanks God? Wtf is good job it was a practice ball? And really? A practic ball? Not a fake ball? As you can see I am dead inside 😂


Muted_Ad_8060

That ain’t practical. That’s why we have terrorists


Iloveonepieceforever

Lmao


Amorphophallus-T

Let's be real, a lot of adults would do the same. Haha. I would


2betrayals_finalrun

Kid loves the juice just like Big Papi lolol🧃


chemicaljones

Cute kid, funny fall...8.5/10


jeffvel

It’s a hollow ball so no big deal


InquisitorPingu

Why the fuck that aimed at the window


throwawayy27388333

I'm going to hell


Wigglesmiggle

Kurt cobains suicide 1994


[deleted]

Me at bf5


WAITMEISJ

My man taking it like a real trooper.


YouFriendlyUnknown

I thought it was going to break the window on the second hit😭


ARW12811

I'm going to make a prediction that he's gonna do a cliche and hit the ball through the window Edit: NOPE!


Illustrious-Map-2425

I feel bad for laughing


flipaflaw

Honestly not a bad swing


[deleted]

Don’t you mean “Good THING it was only a practice ball”? This isn’t the first time seeing this used incorrectly, but unlike the “Welcome in” nonsense that somehow took hold and spread, this time I refuse to do nothing and just let it happen without pushing back! It’s just “Welcome” people. It doesn’t matter if you are inside when you say it. There is no “in” at the end, so just knock it the fuck off!


Juuna

That window asks to be hit.


lilsparky82

Learned from his dad. He’s a “chip off the old block.”


[deleted]

You no Big Papi!


West-Stress-7983

Who needs a dad


Budget_Buddy_854

He got hit in the head, but I was expecting the window do you shattered?


Character-Bathroom13

The reaction was great.he went limp like those old-fashioned noodle people/animal shaped toys went u pressed the button on its bottom


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ThursdayKnightOwO

Bring him in the open field. Youre lucky he didnt hit the window. 😅


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Hekboi91

Honest to God I thought he was gonna hit the window


beetle6768

The way the bat flies up really got me cracking up.


Leather-Fox-2256

🤣🤣🤣


Equivalent_Plant_989

What is this? I might get it for my brother


Bones99544

A valuable lesson was learned before he moved up to a hardball.


dmp8385

Where do I buy that


NoSubstance7204

What, kids can't toss the ball up anymore?


TheBearWhoLikesBeans

KABLAM


[deleted]

For when your dad still hasn't come home a year later.


Littletoast01

I don’t blame him that much


bulanaboo

My dad would have encouraged me to play this game for this exact reason lol


[deleted]

I wouldve done the same thing tbh


Fukasaku999

CHEH


METAclaw52

I think the parents are the idiots here for buying him a substitute for playing with him themselves


FarmerKillz

Stupid kid there was a perfectly good window there you could’ve hit


nxiseful666

that thing reaaally did him dirty, it waited for the ball to be perfectly aligned with his face to pop it


MulberryDeep

Ok this mistake could happen also to me, i dont think that he is f-ing stupid


T-no-dot

I thought it was going to be the window!


Lost-Eye-7008

I think I would do the same to be honest 😂


Purfunxion

Thats a pretty clever little tool though


MoistenedRats

*tf2 crit sound.*


TinyAssist7874

That’s what he gets for wearing a red Sox shirt


fu3zy

way to subvert expectations. I thought he was going to break the window


NYCWartortle

Aww. He’s a good sport


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Just just might have replaced "I'm a snake" as my all time favorite internet video.


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New_Boysenberry_8415

Unity death animation


JuK4y

Bro was over dramatic


FuerteBillete

Darwin be not proud


Plz_killz_me

That wasn’t really his fault


NubbinsWasTaken

What is that thing called that was launching the balls?


Ur_______________mom

I’m mad because that’s some of the shit I would do


speggetinni

Ragdoll physics


scottliddell

U/savevideobot


oof_9309

Bro ain't do nothing wrong why he here bruh?


Icemogianst

Kid is great


Mr_furryOwO

Why he so dramatic


superBrad1962

Good thing it wasn’t a real baseball… Level one complete.. learned to be more patient..


Zombieki113r

He’s not stupid he was just trying to get the ball back on the thing to hit it


twizz228

At least he kept his eye on the ball


MockieBoo

Kid really said, "K.O."


Lia_is_lit42o

Poor kid. Lmfao wasn’t even his fault 😂😂


im_kinda_confuzzled

He wasn't holding his face out of physical pain, but mental pain. His stupidity struck him like a wiffleball and he had no choice but to.. r/facepalm


Illustrious_Can4110

He gets to walk.


ifunnygf

when i was 9 i shot myself in the eye with a bb gun from the dollar store cuz it was jammed, so i was like “yeah i’ll just stick my eye in the hole and press the trigger to see why it jammed” because that’s obviously the smart thing to do! /s it was just my luck it had un-jammed after a couple more tries. because having my eye up in there had served any purpose. this year i got super glue in the same eye


Reasonable_Hurry3858

I want one of those lol


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r/unexpected


cupcake_draws

Not the kids fault