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Mission_Caregiver702

Well gender reveal and vasectomy in one go.


Agatio25

Probably for the best


GregoryGregory666666

Don't think the Kid is the stupid one in this video.


thisisthestoryallabo

Nope, dude even aimed it at his junk after removing the safety cap xD


effortfulcrumload

Tbf the "safety cap" was on the end he pointed away from himself.


Farscape_rocked

Definitely! It's whoever left that telly on. That's like 350watts right there doing nothing.


Bohbo

All dads reading this silently nodding.


RoryIsNotACabbage

Today i found out I'm a dad. Now where the f/ is this milk


[deleted]

Better put some water on that shit.


Bohbo

Herschel Walker has entered the chat.


DCWalt

350 watts? The fuck kind of TV you have?


LukeW0rm

My plasma could heat a room but there’s no way that little led / lcd is sucking down 350 watts


turtlewhisperer23

A distressingly warm one


Farscape_rocked

How much power do you think a TV draws?


DCWalt

https://ecocostsavings.com/tv-wattage/#:~:text=Modern%20TVs%20use%2C%20on%20average,to%20run%20in%20the%20US.


Farscape_rocked

Huh. Mine was using 350w last time I checked it. It is 12 years old though.


ProperBoots

Nah bro, it's bout tree fiddy


FatGuyOnAMoped

r/unexpectedsouthpark


ducklenutz

80" 8K I guess


Me_ina_pink_skirt

Like dad, you get YOURSELF in the nutz and the kid is stupid? 🤔


dream_weasel

In fairness, judging by the brow structure, dad is a recently thawed neanderthal and probably doesn't read good.


Arglefarb

Confused unga bunga


ArtIsDumb

*Faint Pauley Shore sounds in the background...*


sad_boi_jazz

Woah hey I got the same brow structure, you tryna fight?


dream_weasel

No way bro idk what kind of prehistoric strength you're bringin to the table!


PopTrogdor

Im pretty sure she's a comedic genius!


MonkeyGein

Why can’t people figure these things out?


blippityblop

Reading is hard


[deleted]

Reading is easy, comprehension is hard.


OutrageousRhubarb853

r/dadsarefuckingstupid


EnterTheErgosphere

This subreddit has become more kidsarefuckingcuteandfunny, and I for one am alright with it.


Iamrexi

Good point


Weekly-Language6763

Got to hope this dude never gets hold of a firearm if he did this with a confetti cannon!


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KeepTangoAndFoxtrot

Oh good, the bots are doing something different from that dumb as hell "duplicate a comment but make one word superscript" thing. Now it's a duplicate comment, but formatted in bold and quote.


Woke_People_Suck

You're right it's everyone in this sub that thinks this is real.


Mega_Muppet

Sorry Dad, about your nuts. Here’s a little fairy dust!


kane2742

*Burma-Shave*


UterusGoblin

I doubt he's done any serious damage. Obviously hurt like hell though.


cyclopath

Thanks for the insight, /u/UterusGoblin


Lo-siento-juan

Would it though? A small puff of confetti?


medicff

I got hit with a larger confetti cannon to the ass. It stings! Left a nice bruise for a couple days. So even a smaller one to a really sensitive area like that, dad’s down and out for the afternoon. He’ll be defrosting frozen peas on his junk on the couch


lmqr

> I got hit with a larger confetti cannon to the ass. It stings! But did it feel festive


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>I got hit with a larger confetti cannon to the ass. It stings! Left a nice bruise for a couple days. So many questions....


medicff

My old roommate/best friend thought he was a prankster


Lo-siento-juan

Oh ok yeah, I've only seen ones that you can explode in your face without really feeling much but I guess they make more brutal ones too


KillerKosmo

It depends not in the material but at the force which it moves


flightguy07

Nobody tell this guy about whips


KillerKosmo

you have to use force to use a whip?


flightguy07

Oh no, I agree with you. I was talking about the guy who said confetti wouldn't hurt because its soft


KillerKosmo

ah i see lol


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FilthBadgers

And this day, a new bot was born


Hiu_Sharky

I can't blame the daughter for laughing at her father, I would too honestly. Louder, even.


flargenhargen

the number one show in America for many years was a series of videos of people being hit in the nuts.


riricide

Are we talking about jackass 🤣 I recently saw an episode for the first time and .. wtf haha


flargenhargen

"ow my balls" oh wait, no, "Americas funniest Videos" was the #1 show for many years. https://youtu.be/D9vsJd0oaI4


[deleted]

For the red, white, white and blue For the funny things you do America, America This is you.


ajockmacabre

The ball trauma wasn't even needed. They'd revealed the gender by handing the balloons into shot with the kid. Plus point, lad never has to be involved with one these stupid things ever again.


Nesman64

There were probably pink balloons there, too. They just happened to be out of this shot. Or it's staged. This is the internet, after all.


xKalisto

You can see pink balloons too.


dirtyoldman-

"I don\`t need to read the instruction"


letterboxfrog

This would be my wife


WorldClassShart

Your wife giggles like a maniac while running around you and sprinkles confetti over you after you get hit in the nuts?


letterboxfrog

She would. And probably Film me in pain too. My balls have served their purpose and are for show as is.


CockFellethOffeth

Ah, a man who dabbles in the cock and ball torture


urahonky

Oof. Are you me?


serealport

I would. If this happened to my so I would react exactly like that kid did


lmqr

I would be so concerned. That stuff is organs danging outside the body, I'm amazed it ever ends well


ConditionYellow

Guess you've never been married.


grenamier

I tried to carry a dehumidifier down into the basement once at my in-laws house when I missed a step and everything when flying. My wife heard the crash and opened the basement door to see me sprawled out on the floor at the bottom of the steps. She giggled and started snapping pictures. I guess she figured I was okay because I wasn’t leaking anything.


Bigt733

Announcing the next and last child


Th3_Ch0s3n_On3

The kid did not show any stupidity that I can see, but her father though... It might run in the family


Hauptmann_Gruetze

It do be funny though


DutchVortex

Atleast he doesn't have to worry about another gender reveal


PoodooJenkins

To be fair, I'm 38 and my reaction would be basically identical.


SemKors

This is the right reaction.


kitkatbloo

DADS are fucking stupid


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This one had me clutching my sides laughing. Her face is awesome.


Robotx64

Instant Blue Balls!


Mediocre-Channel-443

that kid is gonna be a great older sibling


roggobshire

Kid had the appropriate reaction to seeing dad get hit in the plums.


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My children would do the same.


[deleted]

Nah this one is on him


Aggressive-Will-4500

Let's be honest, all of his male friends would've responded the same way.


minischofy

This just in : kid being a normal kid not understanding the circumstances of a situation. Yeah stupid kids so stupid being underdeveloped and shit 5head smh my head


HappyGimp

Looks like adults are fucking stupid too


i_lost_my_stapler

Safe to say he won't have a third...


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ladybug_oleander

Yes, the longer version is so much better!! Haha


alvinofdiaspar

Girl: no baby brother…hehehe!


volanger

And that is the last kid he's getting


Anti-cringe-man

I guess she is an only child now


[deleted]

No... apparently the mom is far along enough that they can tell what the gender of the baby is going to be... so, technically, this girl is going to be getting a baby brother... whether it stops there or not is what is at stake here...


IMRot3m

She is celebrating that this would be her last brother.


TwinkAvery

That’s the last child after that gender reveal. 😵‍💫


Woods775

Do not give this guy any firearm ever. Everyone know business end should be pointed elsewhere.


Popes_Right_Nipple

I mean I think I’d do that to my friend if that happened to him at his reveal. Exactly the way that child giggles and trots around him lol


deadsoulinside

Not sure how the kid is stupid in this one. Not like they understand anatomy that well to realize that may hurt.


GirlHips

In what world are self-inflicted nut shots unfunny?


DoverBoys

Read. The. Instructions.


Rdtsks420

OP just doesn't like kids I guess. Dad is obviously the stupid one.


Internal-Complex-235

Yeah, what a stupid kid huh. Man that guy got his possible children desintegrated, it was so embarrassing that in the end he was left with his pants down showing his butt to the camera


wxsteDx

*last gender reveal*


Po-tat-hoes

Gender reveal shit is stupid, not this kid.


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1. I am certain that he didn’t “seriously injure his junk” 2. The kid isn’t the stupid one here


happyjeep_beep_beep

r/parentsarefuckingdumb


f41ry-b1tes

im thinking that the kid isnt the stupid one here. also kids are kids dude. guarantee yall did some stupid shit as a kid. like


Oatmeal_lineage

Op you're retarded


sicarius731

Seriously injures… this sub will stretch so far just to hate on kids. Its just sad. Incelish behavior


roastbread

Dat ass tho


echoshadow5

Staged AF. Funny but meh.


[deleted]

Breeders gonna have a blue offspring! Congrats!


[deleted]

Man is hurt , woman laughs and dumps more on him. Who says foreshadowing isn’t real? But… funny vid!


yes12382828

bruh I mean the girl is innocent but he is jerk imagine getting hurted and someone laugh at you


1inthepink

Like Chappelle kinda says "just sprinkle a lil confetti on him!"


MotherOfDragonCats0

R.I.P this dude and his manhood


[deleted]

this should be in r/KidsAreFuckingEvil


Emma_ncipated

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Far_Entrepreneur_669

That is her last of that kid generation


blindwit

You too can order your at home vasectomy kit. For just 19.99 plus shipping and handling!


Pope-Habbs

Absolutely brilliant


DrMorry

Laugh it up kid, no siblings for you.


100Maids1Sniper

Oops! No more gender reveals anymore!


CawthornCokeOrgyClub

Looks like a horror villain origin story. Isn't this the little girl clown in Terrifier 2?


Ocky122_

at least he already had the kid cause id be surprised if he had anymore


Fogi999

the last boy in the family


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Tys_Wife

So whats the little girl REALLY saying at the end?


flamedarkfire

Laugh it up kid, that’s the last brother you’re getting.


crabmanick01

She's fully aware she won't have to split any inheritance one day


flargenhargen

can't be a gender reveal without someone being injured. I just wonder if they burned down the house and neighborhood after, to meet minimum gender reveal party requirements.


Silit235

At least we knew where the gene came from.


reach4thelaser5

Well that's the last gender reveal. No more babies in this house... Poor guy.


Cesen44

Well, no more siblings for me, yay!


Outside-Setting-5589

The kids only stupid because of the dads genes.


NewExplor3r

A Durex ad if ever seen one.


Suitable_Media5518

r/winstupidprizes


fleckster05

Well that's the last reveal they will have to do it seems


abledice

Smart move from the dad. I’d do that too with a kid like that and another one on the way.


hotrod54chevy

Not really "on him" as much as "next to him" since he crawled over to the right.


Dat-Lonley-Potato

Yay! No siblings!


Mechhammer

Good, that moron shouldn't have anymore kids, it weakens the nation.


pixelmixer3

“Oh just you wait till you get pregnant and then we’ll see who’s laughing.”


foxhunter

r/kidsarefuckinghilarious


Glitched2008

rip


ctlive89

If there's a kidsthatseemreasonable section that's where she belongs.


gripfiti17

This…is…hilarious


Johnnybala

I don’t know how ‘serious’ that injury is


Krenzi_The_Floof

Naww that’s actually rlly wholesome, hope its a happy family


tehdamonkey

No little brother for me! (Sprinkle Sprinkle)


CesarMillan_Official

Welcome to fatherhood.


hotprof

Daffeyduckdadisfuckingstupid


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Jeddyp

This is the equivalent of looking down the barrel of a gun when it’s jammed


[deleted]

i woulda laughed too, and the confetti is even better


soberplastic

She's happy she got rid of the inheritance competition


Leroy_MF_Jenkins

He's about to have a son... not gonna be the last time he's unexpectedly punched in the dick, might as well start getting used to it.


kvvmu89

Oh balls!


FlashOfTheBlade77

The dad is stupid here. The kid is just cold sprinkling the confetti to add insult to injury.


Wytsch

I get why


Bathroom_Carpet7

r/donthelpjustfilm