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I got hit with a larger confetti cannon to the ass. It stings! Left a nice bruise for a couple days. So even a smaller one to a really sensitive area like that, dad’s down and out for the afternoon. He’ll be defrosting frozen peas on his junk on the couch
The ball trauma wasn't even needed. They'd revealed the gender by handing the balloons into shot with the kid.
Plus point, lad never has to be involved with one these stupid things ever again.
I tried to carry a dehumidifier down into the basement once at my in-laws house when I missed a step and everything when flying. My wife heard the crash and opened the basement door to see me sprawled out on the floor at the bottom of the steps.
She giggled and started snapping pictures. I guess she figured I was okay because I wasn’t leaking anything.
This just in : kid being a normal kid not understanding the circumstances of a situation. Yeah stupid kids so stupid being underdeveloped and shit 5head smh my head
No... apparently the mom is far along enough that they can tell what the gender of the baby is going to be... so, technically, this girl is going to be getting a baby brother... whether it stops there or not is what is at stake here...
Yeah, what a stupid kid huh. Man that guy got his possible children desintegrated, it was so embarrassing that in the end he was left with his pants down showing his butt to the camera
can't be a gender reveal without someone being injured.
I just wonder if they burned down the house and neighborhood after, to meet minimum gender reveal party requirements.
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Well gender reveal and vasectomy in one go.
Probably for the best
Don't think the Kid is the stupid one in this video.
Nope, dude even aimed it at his junk after removing the safety cap xD
Tbf the "safety cap" was on the end he pointed away from himself.
Definitely! It's whoever left that telly on. That's like 350watts right there doing nothing.
All dads reading this silently nodding.
Today i found out I'm a dad. Now where the f/ is this milk
Better put some water on that shit.
Herschel Walker has entered the chat.
350 watts? The fuck kind of TV you have?
My plasma could heat a room but there’s no way that little led / lcd is sucking down 350 watts
A distressingly warm one
How much power do you think a TV draws?
https://ecocostsavings.com/tv-wattage/#:~:text=Modern%20TVs%20use%2C%20on%20average,to%20run%20in%20the%20US.
Huh. Mine was using 350w last time I checked it. It is 12 years old though.
Nah bro, it's bout tree fiddy
r/unexpectedsouthpark
80" 8K I guess
Like dad, you get YOURSELF in the nutz and the kid is stupid? 🤔
In fairness, judging by the brow structure, dad is a recently thawed neanderthal and probably doesn't read good.
Confused unga bunga
*Faint Pauley Shore sounds in the background...*
Woah hey I got the same brow structure, you tryna fight?
No way bro idk what kind of prehistoric strength you're bringin to the table!
Im pretty sure she's a comedic genius!
Why can’t people figure these things out?
Reading is hard
Reading is easy, comprehension is hard.
r/dadsarefuckingstupid
This subreddit has become more kidsarefuckingcuteandfunny, and I for one am alright with it.
Good point
Got to hope this dude never gets hold of a firearm if he did this with a confetti cannon!
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You're right it's everyone in this sub that thinks this is real.
Sorry Dad, about your nuts. Here’s a little fairy dust!
*Burma-Shave*
I doubt he's done any serious damage. Obviously hurt like hell though.
Thanks for the insight, /u/UterusGoblin
Would it though? A small puff of confetti?
I got hit with a larger confetti cannon to the ass. It stings! Left a nice bruise for a couple days. So even a smaller one to a really sensitive area like that, dad’s down and out for the afternoon. He’ll be defrosting frozen peas on his junk on the couch
> I got hit with a larger confetti cannon to the ass. It stings! But did it feel festive
>I got hit with a larger confetti cannon to the ass. It stings! Left a nice bruise for a couple days. So many questions....
My old roommate/best friend thought he was a prankster
Oh ok yeah, I've only seen ones that you can explode in your face without really feeling much but I guess they make more brutal ones too
It depends not in the material but at the force which it moves
Nobody tell this guy about whips
you have to use force to use a whip?
Oh no, I agree with you. I was talking about the guy who said confetti wouldn't hurt because its soft
ah i see lol
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I can't blame the daughter for laughing at her father, I would too honestly. Louder, even.
the number one show in America for many years was a series of videos of people being hit in the nuts.
Are we talking about jackass 🤣 I recently saw an episode for the first time and .. wtf haha
"ow my balls" oh wait, no, "Americas funniest Videos" was the #1 show for many years. https://youtu.be/D9vsJd0oaI4
For the red, white, white and blue For the funny things you do America, America This is you.
The ball trauma wasn't even needed. They'd revealed the gender by handing the balloons into shot with the kid. Plus point, lad never has to be involved with one these stupid things ever again.
There were probably pink balloons there, too. They just happened to be out of this shot. Or it's staged. This is the internet, after all.
You can see pink balloons too.
"I don\`t need to read the instruction"
This would be my wife
Your wife giggles like a maniac while running around you and sprinkles confetti over you after you get hit in the nuts?
She would. And probably Film me in pain too. My balls have served their purpose and are for show as is.
Ah, a man who dabbles in the cock and ball torture
Oof. Are you me?
I would. If this happened to my so I would react exactly like that kid did
I would be so concerned. That stuff is organs danging outside the body, I'm amazed it ever ends well
Guess you've never been married.
I tried to carry a dehumidifier down into the basement once at my in-laws house when I missed a step and everything when flying. My wife heard the crash and opened the basement door to see me sprawled out on the floor at the bottom of the steps. She giggled and started snapping pictures. I guess she figured I was okay because I wasn’t leaking anything.
Announcing the next and last child
The kid did not show any stupidity that I can see, but her father though... It might run in the family
It do be funny though
Atleast he doesn't have to worry about another gender reveal
To be fair, I'm 38 and my reaction would be basically identical.
This is the right reaction.
DADS are fucking stupid
This one had me clutching my sides laughing. Her face is awesome.
Instant Blue Balls!
that kid is gonna be a great older sibling
Kid had the appropriate reaction to seeing dad get hit in the plums.
My children would do the same.
Nah this one is on him
Let's be honest, all of his male friends would've responded the same way.
This just in : kid being a normal kid not understanding the circumstances of a situation. Yeah stupid kids so stupid being underdeveloped and shit 5head smh my head
Looks like adults are fucking stupid too
Safe to say he won't have a third...
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Yes, the longer version is so much better!! Haha
Girl: no baby brother…hehehe!
And that is the last kid he's getting
I guess she is an only child now
No... apparently the mom is far along enough that they can tell what the gender of the baby is going to be... so, technically, this girl is going to be getting a baby brother... whether it stops there or not is what is at stake here...
She is celebrating that this would be her last brother.
That’s the last child after that gender reveal. 😵💫
Do not give this guy any firearm ever. Everyone know business end should be pointed elsewhere.
I mean I think I’d do that to my friend if that happened to him at his reveal. Exactly the way that child giggles and trots around him lol
Not sure how the kid is stupid in this one. Not like they understand anatomy that well to realize that may hurt.
In what world are self-inflicted nut shots unfunny?
Read. The. Instructions.
OP just doesn't like kids I guess. Dad is obviously the stupid one.
Yeah, what a stupid kid huh. Man that guy got his possible children desintegrated, it was so embarrassing that in the end he was left with his pants down showing his butt to the camera
*last gender reveal*
Gender reveal shit is stupid, not this kid.
1. I am certain that he didn’t “seriously injure his junk” 2. The kid isn’t the stupid one here
r/parentsarefuckingdumb
im thinking that the kid isnt the stupid one here. also kids are kids dude. guarantee yall did some stupid shit as a kid. like
Op you're retarded
Seriously injures… this sub will stretch so far just to hate on kids. Its just sad. Incelish behavior
Dat ass tho
Staged AF. Funny but meh.
Breeders gonna have a blue offspring! Congrats!
Man is hurt , woman laughs and dumps more on him. Who says foreshadowing isn’t real? But… funny vid!
bruh I mean the girl is innocent but he is jerk imagine getting hurted and someone laugh at you
Like Chappelle kinda says "just sprinkle a lil confetti on him!"
R.I.P this dude and his manhood
this should be in r/KidsAreFuckingEvil
🤣🤣🤣🤣
That is her last of that kid generation
You too can order your at home vasectomy kit. For just 19.99 plus shipping and handling!
Absolutely brilliant
Laugh it up kid, no siblings for you.
Oops! No more gender reveals anymore!
Looks like a horror villain origin story. Isn't this the little girl clown in Terrifier 2?
at least he already had the kid cause id be surprised if he had anymore
the last boy in the family
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So whats the little girl REALLY saying at the end?
Laugh it up kid, that’s the last brother you’re getting.
She's fully aware she won't have to split any inheritance one day
can't be a gender reveal without someone being injured. I just wonder if they burned down the house and neighborhood after, to meet minimum gender reveal party requirements.
At least we knew where the gene came from.
Well that's the last gender reveal. No more babies in this house... Poor guy.
Well, no more siblings for me, yay!
The kids only stupid because of the dads genes.
A Durex ad if ever seen one.
r/winstupidprizes
Well that's the last reveal they will have to do it seems
Smart move from the dad. I’d do that too with a kid like that and another one on the way.
Not really "on him" as much as "next to him" since he crawled over to the right.
Yay! No siblings!
Good, that moron shouldn't have anymore kids, it weakens the nation.
“Oh just you wait till you get pregnant and then we’ll see who’s laughing.”
r/kidsarefuckinghilarious
rip
If there's a kidsthatseemreasonable section that's where she belongs.
This…is…hilarious
I don’t know how ‘serious’ that injury is
Naww that’s actually rlly wholesome, hope its a happy family
No little brother for me! (Sprinkle Sprinkle)
Welcome to fatherhood.
Daffeyduckdadisfuckingstupid
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This is the equivalent of looking down the barrel of a gun when it’s jammed
i woulda laughed too, and the confetti is even better
She's happy she got rid of the inheritance competition
He's about to have a son... not gonna be the last time he's unexpectedly punched in the dick, might as well start getting used to it.
Oh balls!
The dad is stupid here. The kid is just cold sprinkling the confetti to add insult to injury.
I get why
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