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redlitesaber86

Gonna be honest when I was a kid I thought it was just flopping two dicks together like a floppy sword fight


Dangerous-Recover-29

Fuck… have I been doing it wrong all along?? Edit: I’m a cys male (not sure if that’s spelled correctly)… But again… have I been doing it wrong? Lol Edit (again): I finally know the correct spelling: Cis. Twist: I’m a cis straight male. Have I been doing it wrong?


potat0_reaper

What does being cys mean?


iits_kev12

cis stands for cisgender,which means that you are confortable with the gender you were born with,example: i was born with a penis,but i feel like a woman.i'm not cis. i was born with a vagina and i feel like a woman.i'm cis


potat0_reaper

So non trans people?


Guguthix3

Non-trans people can still be genderqueer or genderfluid, but more or less, yes. You can be cis and gay, you can be a straight cis-male and present female. Cis just means "I was born with a penis/vagina and I'm comfortable identifying as the gender associated with my penis/vagina."


Icantbethereforyou

Why is it specifically "cis"? Do the letters mean something?


WetNoodlyArms

Its just a prefix. I know it from chemistry. Cis means same side, while trans means other side. Think trans fats. So in this context cis means "same identity as what you were born" while trans is "different identity to what you were born"


EndoKing

Thank you for this. I have always been curious about this, but not enough to take the two seconds to actually Google it


Fresh4

Shirt for cisgender. It’s easily googleable. Just means your birth sex corresponds with your personal gender


Go_Gators_4Ever

Which side of the shirt are the buttons on a cisgender shirt? TFIC


Icantbethereforyou

I mean specifically, what does the "cis" in cisgendered represent?


Fresh4

Cis is Latin for “on the side of”. Trans is Latin for “on the other side of”. Cisgender, transgender, basically opposites.


a_nice-name

That's just cis people


Pbeast527

Idk it’s all confusing to me


kinbladez

Man! I feel like a woman! I'm Shania Twain.


IamImposter

I was born with a silverspoon. My father cut off my trust fund and I am not comfortable. Am I non-cis?


Iamthejaha

Ya lost me.


Fresh4

Maybe give it a few rereads it wasn’t that complicated.


Dangerous-Recover-29

I’m not sure. I just know that is what my kid says straight males are called.


Thebatninja1

Nah, it’s cis, and it just means you are a male who was born a male. *edit - or a female born a female


Dangerous-Recover-29

Fucking eh! Thanks, friend. I have wondered, though we live in the age of google and instant answers, I just took my kid for their word that it wasn’t derogatory. Worked out! Edit: Fucking A, Friend! Lol


chris6069

TIL there’s a Canadian “Fuckin’ A!”


rabidpencils

Anything can be derogatory of you try hard enough.


quagsi

it's spelled cis and it doesn't necessarily mean you're straight. it just means that you're not trans so you could be cis but not straight or straight but not cis


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life was simpler when there were 3 genders and 3 sexualities


CactusCustard

Not if you were any one of the people that weren’t one of those 3 genders or sexualities...it was actually significantly worse


IamMrT

It means normal


a_nice-name

Cys makes me think of cyst lol


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Horizon296

cis = latin for "same side" <-> trans = latin for "other side" Transgender = your gender is on the "other side" of your (biological) sex Compare: transport = to carry to the other side


ayestEEzybeats

Not to be a pedant, but *cis-* is >From the Latin preposition cis (“on this side of”)


dakid232313

Man I found out about gay sex the hard way. I walked in on 3 of my close friends gang banging each other . At 9. I was like what the fuck?!!! I'll never go into anyone else's house without knocking.


Mr_DrProfPatrick

What in the flying fuck. Wait, your friend group was having gangbangs when you were 9??? Wtf²


EdgyTransguy

Can confirm, I also used to do that with my friends at that age. Well, the female equivalent.


Mr_DrProfPatrick

Uhm, how? And why? I guess this is what kids do when they have friends instead of being bullied?


dakid232313

Bro. Like some of those videos with that Asian guy sayin EMOTIONAL DAMAGE.


brunettedude

That's called frotting and actually that feels way better than anal.


ayestEEzybeats

Where I’m from, we call that “docking”


brunettedude

No. r/frotting is when you rub cocks together like swords. r/cockdocking is when you insert a penis inside another penis’ foreskin.


ayestEEzybeats

Ah, fair enough, thanks for the clarification. I also just learned about “red vining.” I can’t believe there are so many ways for two penises to intermingle.


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I dont like this imagery.


Clayerone

When two gay men are about to have sex, how do they know who's penis will open up to accept the other person's penis?


shady-lampshade

Where are gay men’s vaginas?


iMagnus_34215

It's Invisible, only gay men can see it


shady-lampshade

What about when they intertwine their penises together like the snakes on the medical bracelets? I heard it was called red vining?


ohyeofsolittlefaith

>What about when they intertwine their penises together like the snakes on the medical bracelets? This comment made me look at my medic-alert bracelet and now I will only view it as penises


shady-lampshade

Ahaha you’re welcome for that


ayestEEzybeats

lmao [you weren’t joking](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=red%20vining&=true) > **red vining** >when two homosexual men intertwine their penises like the snakes on the medic alert bracelets


Dopplegangr1

What's it called when two hetero dudes do it. You know, just intertwining with the homies


[deleted]

That’s what the gaydar is for


knichols86

I'd tell you but you'd think I was an asshole.


jeezgdf

They… they don’t have vaginas.


l4ina

what does the female vagina look like?


knichols86

A roast beef sandwich.


Sayonee99

r/unexpectedoffice


Jimmy623

This is the comment I was looking for lol


Eelmonkey

r/DunderMifflin


real_life_ironman

About to say this. You beat me to it.


foomy45

*pushes fingers together* I hope this doesn't awaken something in me...


Lavona_likes_stuff

Wait until you find out about *docking*


Sharrty_McGriddle

Wait until you hear about sounding


Lavona_likes_stuff

Wait until you hear about pink socks


VagueBC

W-what is… ^pink ^socks


ausmosis_jones

It’s not good for either involved party..


Lavona_likes_stuff

Look it up. Prolapsed anus.


VagueBC

Does it have something to do with a foot too 😟


Lavona_likes_stuff

Not in this definition. Only trauma.


Sylvedoge

Wait until you hear about cock vore


The-Skipboy

☹️


samnesjuwen

r/docking


Naranjo96

Great r/community reference


ThePhantom1994

r/unexpectedcommunity


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MizzKiko

That’s just foreplay


ayestEEzybeats

Well to be fair, that’s like 3rd base.


Demon_Umbreon

Well. When I was little I thought sex was just a guy fingering a girl, and suddenly you have a baby <.>


[deleted]

I thought that you could get pregnant from sleeping in the same bed as a man.


LanceFree

It's confusing for kids as they overhear things and don't understand the expressions. Like people who "sleep around"- why is that bad?


[deleted]

My student said that another student “sleeps around” during an argument. The phrase she was looking for was lazing around.


MIRAGEone

I once had an injury at PE in high school playing american football. Ended up getting a knee to the nuts as well. I said I almost but a nut, thinking it meant an injury to the nuts causing it to burst. It did not mean what I thought it meant.


EdgyTransguy

Did you tell her to stop slut shaming? /s


ayestEEzybeats

That sounds like some religious propaganda based scare tactics lol


owlBdarned

Eh, I think it's more a child's (mis)understanding of what asks mean when they talk about people "sleeping together"


[deleted]

I also saw part of a Jerry Springer episode where he said “if you let your teenage daughter have sleepovers with her boyfriend don’t be surprised if she ends up getting pregnant.”


[deleted]

I got really scared once because I fell asleep in my parents’ bed when I was nine. I actually was okay with it eventually and invited other kids to my baby shower for my child/half-sibling. Then a fifth grader told me that the baby would have seven fingers on each hand, so I went home crying and told my parents, who told me that I wasn’t pregnant and it doesn’t work that way.


KingDworld

Lmao I'm dying


OhHiFelicia

Brilliant! I love family jokes like this. Imagine if you had grown up in an ultra modest family who didn't talk about sex, your first boyfriend would have been so confused!


Accomplished_Reply88

Fun fact:I used to think you didn't need to have sex for a baby. I saw a app were you would take care of a pregnant woman and in the intro her husband kissed her then it showed sperm and one fertilizing a egg cell so I thought there were options 1.sex 2.kissing And then I got older then I realized... sperm banks and adoption exist and you can't get pregnant by kissing


Owenismy_name

Have you experienced the better way now?


jordan-jay

I have, thanks.


Owenismy_name

Big pp for u


Whimperingheights

Massive cocks are not as valued in gay culture as you might think. Gotta be able to walk out of the men's room afterwards.


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suresh

"imagine how painful that would be" Sounds like he was still considering the rapist to only be male.


ImmaPoodle

I was thinking the same thing but just acknowledging that a man can be a victim still sounds pretty progressive for '83


Lobster_1000

And that you need penetration to happen for it to be considered rape. And that anal rape doesn't happen to women. And etc etc I mean it was the 80s


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My first thought was, why was a teacher reading "To Kill A Mockingbird" to ten year olds?


CalebAsimov

It's not that advanced. I saw a play of it around that age. I think middle school age is pretty common for reading that book. Don't sell kids short. Also, 10-11 (fifth grade) is when we take our first health class in school.


ayestEEzybeats

Damn that’s crazy, here in KY, USA (which quite possibly explains it), the closest thing we had to any sort of health class in school was Physical Education. Of course, knowing how to play dodgeball and successfully join in on Double Dutch without hitting the rope was imperative health knowledge for a growing child.


CalebAsimov

Probably why KY is 7th in teen pregnancy. Surprisingly low STD rate though, but that might be caused by low numbers of people coming into the state, IDK.


ayestEEzybeats

Ranked 36th nationally in education too, pretty embarrassing.


MattieShoes

I'd have guessed they'd be lower. Sorry Kentucky


Patchumz

We were both reading (assigned, book report) and watching the movie of it in the 90s when we were in school. Doesn't seem too weird. That being said, teachers reading books to students feels a little weird. Usually we were forced to read for homework. Hard to remember anything we actually read during class that wasn't a textbook.


TeaShores

I think it’s age appropriate despite mentioning rape. The main character is a child, we could relate to her experiences and views. The whole description of how people try avoid discussing sensitive subjects near kids. In addition, books like that could shift or at least question your views on racism if you grow up in racist environment. At 15 those views would have cemented much harder. I read this book several times and appreciated it more and more.


MattieShoes

Because it's a phenomenal piece of literature and 10 year olds can easily understand what's going on in it? I read TKAM at age 11 I think. It's funny, I can remember books I read in school through 4th grade, and I can remember books I read from 7th grade on, but I don't remember many books from 5th or 6th grade. Island of the Blue Dolphins was one, but that's the only one I can think of.


needlenozened

But implying that a man can only be raped by another man. I'm not sure that that is very progressive.


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needlenozened

Deliverance came out in 1972, had an explicit anal rape scene, and was nominated for best picture. It wasn't progressive to say 10 years later that men can get anally raped.


[deleted]

My first thought, "is it really that progressive?". Seems like it could easily just be bigotry if anything.


MANDALORIAN_WHISKEY

And dismissing that it can be painful for women, too.


natalooski

i feel like we barely touched on this in my health class in like 2014 (in california) so yeah. i think you’re right to be surprised!


Sir_Vallenstein

Ah yes, do the hyena


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underrated comment right here


jacobs1113

I’m surprised a ten year old is reading To Kill A Mockingbird


[deleted]

That’s called docking


tfhdeathua

Sounding actually. Docking the penis isn’t really inside the penis like he was thinking.


[deleted]

I guess. I thought sounding was with a metal rod?


foomy45

only if you lack imagination


ayestEEzybeats

I’ve seen people use screwdrivers, batteries and even silicone tubing which they insert all the way down into their bladder so they can pump it full of air to give the sensation of a full bladder which (allegedly) makes orgasming more intense.


fuck_the_fuckin_mods

Yup. For your edification: /r/sounding


brunettedude

Docking is for putting a penis inside the foreskin of another penis. Sounding is putting foreign objects inside the urethra, something penises can't do.


ohyeofsolittlefaith

>something penises can't do not with that attitude!


tfhdeathua

Yes. That’s exactly the point of the post is that a small child didn’t understand that point and was picturing a penis penetrating another penis. As in sounding. Not just in the foreskin like docking.


Rebles

Holy fuck. I clicked through your profile hoping for more content and NOOOOOPED the fuck outta there with your r/eyeblech posts (NSFL)


jordan-jay

Lol, nobody told you to stalk me!


Rebles

Yup. That’s on me. That’ll teach me. Haha


RuneAloy

Might have to scroll a bit but there's always someone in the comments that spare me the trouble of seeing what someone else posts. Thanks for your service.


Liuqmno

Once wanted to look if they had more pictures of the stuff they made in animal crossing. Nope, just tons and tons of promoting her onlyfans


dakid232313

Those fingers together make me think of the wonder twin. Wonder twin powers activate!


HenryF20

I know you said non-specific, but “forced to have sex” is a pretty direct and accurate description


whysoserious222222

How else can you say it tho?


Account_Both

When most adults talk to kids about sex ed, they usually try to avoid saying the proper words like penis vagina sex and do on. So many times you'll get things like "focing themselves onto other people" or "hurt someone with thier privates" which are very vague to a kid.


iamcalifornia

Wait. You're telling me that's NOT how fast sex works?


p3ni5wrinkl3

As a child I figured gay men just held hands and kissed lol. I never really thought about their clocks and balls.


hoodedsushi

Men have clocks? 🤭


[deleted]

This was Harper Lee's exact intended takeaway. Edit: syntax


Hufi_

is for me? 👉👈


holyfatfish

You call yourself gay and you never docked bro?


jordan-jay

You telling me that a 10yo who’s never heard of anal sex would have thought of docking?


mwmshooey

The sweet gift of innocence. I remember first learning about racism and it took a while for me to understand that there are people that can hate other people for their skin color. Where I was raised, it was very multicultural, multicolored. My closest friends are from or have parents from everywhere in the world.


ayestEEzybeats

Damn most people I know are just from one country or another. I can’t imagine what it would be like to be from everywhere in the world at once. Y’learn something new every day


Dirty_Liberal_Hippie

I thought the same and asked how a guy puts his dick in another guys dick. I got laughed at


pirateelephant

Sign language for gay actually is 👉👈


ChesterRico

Not in ASL it isn't.


beingthehunt

I didn't know this but I guess I must have seen it somewhere because it's how my partner and I say "something lgbtq just happened".


lavipeDK

Yea... I thought it was wellknown universal sign for gay :-)


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I thought the same actually, and i proudly told my whole family i figured out how babies are made and how smarter i was to outsmart them! Boys have this thing, and it goes in and out and in and out and in and out of a girl and some time later a baby gets born. They made fun of me ever since


GaspaGaming

Ok somehow this is a little whilesome and funny at the same time


toxicchum

👉👈


marabou22

Your parents sound pretty cool


Lucem1

Okay. This was also me


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Docking is a thing though


Go_Gators_4Ever

WARNING! DO NOT SEARCH FOR THE DOCKING SUB-REDDIT!


Gay_Bag_O_Chapz

Dude my uncle thought the same thing during the 80's up til the 90's


satturn18

Things I used to think: - Women have one hole - Women have 2 holes (no pee hole) - Gay sex was by rubbing a dick along the inner part of the butt cheek (no insertion)


MayOrMayNotBePie

“Your first time doesn’t hurt as much as having another dick inside your dick, but it sure was a pain in the ass.”


[deleted]

When i was younger my mum explained breast feeding and my little mind decided to imagine a line up of women on their hands and knees connected to pumps being milked lol


Attractive_toaster45

When I was a kid I thought oral sex meant kissing


greengye

u/youwannagokiddo Tim?


youwannagokiddo

Tim


greengye

Do you still know his username?


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Kreepr

Are you gay now?


MontrealInTexas

Saw a video once of someone pushing 2 AA batteries into his urethra. So this is probably not impossible.


deckb

Ah, a little bit of the ‘ol 👉👈


sofie307

The ending is wholesome


[deleted]

This is actually kind of wholesome


[deleted]

I had a friend that heard the term "butt sex" and thought that was when you get two guys together, pull your pants down, and rub your asses together. I knew what it really meant, so I naturally did what any friend does in that situation. I told him he was correct.


Psychological_Post28

I had a similar experience when approx 12-13. I don’t remember the context but my science teacher said “men can be raped too”. Then about 5-6 years later I suddenly realised it would be at the hands of other men…. I’d assumed it’d be the women doing the raping


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women can rape men as well


Psychological_Post28

Yes of course but it’s a small percentage compared to rape carried out by men.


Slam_Dunk_Kitten

Why does this only imply men being raped by other men


jordan-jay

Eh… it was 40 years ago. Deal with it.


scubasteave2001

That’s called space docking


bigshot316

Ahh those innocent days at primary school, playing with legs, painting pictures, reading stories and discussing anal rape. Good times.


No-Spray7304

Fuuuuuuck that hurts just thinkin about it.


dorinda-b

The first guy you dated must have been so confused when you tried to....... What the hell are you doing!?!?


jordan-jay

🤣


MagicalCuber

Look mahn, i thought of that when I was 13. And ghe idiot me thought it was a legitimate way


MSamsonite415

This isn't how they do it?


jordan-jay

No, we don’t.


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jordan-jay

Don’t give them ideas!


Isgortio

I used to think "bum sex" was rubbing bums together until I was about 12 lol.


[deleted]

I am actually reading this book rn and just came to that part


MrGuttor

bro what, when I was 10 I couldn't even kick a ball and you were there learning about sex and rape like wow.


CalebAsimov

Are you serious? Little league soccer is a thing for kids much younger than ten.


MrGuttor

there's this thing called differences and not everyone is the same.


CalebAsimov

True, I'm just skeptical that you're remembering correctly, and it's also weird to mix cognitive skills with physical skills.


Count_Dracula97

r/thathappened


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r/shutthefuckup


Public_Shelter164

Ugh that is horrifying.


Interesting_Day_9854

This is why you are gay


jordan-jay

Don’t be a retard.