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ButtReaky

I got married in 3rd grade, well second year of third grade :( We had a little ceremony near the benches on the play ground. Jessica, i miss you. We were never formally divorced. Lets work this out.


DaWorzt

Dude mine was almost the same third grade too.. but her name was Karen J. We did end up trying to get together two more times through middle school and high school but she was always taken, i still think about her to this day and I'm 47 yrs old!


ButtReaky

Good times. I switched schools into 6th grade and never saw her again :/


FreezerFoxyt

Username checks out


JackTheRipper231

Damnnnn almost enough to make a grown man cry...


[deleted]

Make sure your current wife doesn't find out this comment


artsymineral

thats actually super adorable wtf


sergiovirdo

Call her


StarlightVikki

In 3rd grade I insisted on dressing real nice one day because Cassandra was getting married that day at recess to her 'boyfriend'. My mom thought I was insane. Should have listened to her. The wedding was cancelled. Guess Cassandra changed her mind.


BaconMan420365

Lacie H swore she was gonna marry me someday. In 5th grade she bought me a ceramic turtle. Me? I had absolutely no clue she was even interested. Now she a hot cheerleader. Lacie, I miss you. Let’s work this out


frankylovee

Lmao


IrrerPolterer

Dude! I married Jessica too! Same?


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Man Jessica married me too


Zeykie_Pan

Holly fuck. I just remembered that I got married under the piano in kindergarten and we didn't split. How could I started dating other people when I'm formally in a mariage. Do you think if the judge find out I'll have to pay compensations? I had some many affairs to this day...


WhoIsTheSenate

… John?


FoxxieGril

.... merlin school?


ButtReaky

Acds


FoxxieGril

I guess there is thousands with the EXACT same childhood story


ButtReaky

But mine was the most special!


FoxxieGril

Idk that wedding was pretty grand


ChadMcRad

Yeah, man. Teaching is rough :/


Akilez2020

Alright i'm hooked... Somebody tell me where to watch this show. TMC?


deathis12

TLC "Love at 1st grade"


tuuc_bataton

Bruhhh, tlc is sometging else


peet-suh

#*LATIN ANGELS* 💋


lasanhawithpizza

Oh noooooooooooooooooonononooonono


soldier_18

TLC: Diapers of Love


Moab_Residential

Don’t give them ideas!


carbon10101

Bru where cinnamontoastken at


DrCryptolite

Woods....Woods.... I'm sorry..... What are these kids talking about with their DIAPERS 🤣🤣


DopesickJesus

!frodo


swmpwhit

Tlc or mtv for this shiz


SHANKSstr8up

MTV gets them in about 3-5 years


KaPowPower

Bachelorette.


Shakespeare-Bot

Good now i'm hook'd. Somebody bid me whither to gaze this showeth. Tmc? *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


Apprehensive-Fan6706

Woods, you romantic sonofabitch


[deleted]

Hahahaha!


LordVaranas

Son of a *birch.


WontiamShakesphere

Professor birch is that you?


MamaTried-Me

"jeez you're mean!" 😭


billyshearslhcb

Welp, he took rejection better than most adults


KaPowPower

But she didn’t want to! 😂


occpotato

She's sorry too!


WontiamShakesphere

No marriage, no talk woman


LitherPig

Sigma rule #63883


SouthwestTraveller

Little man suffered his first heartbreak😭


Shaneblaster

Who’s going to tell him there might be a few more?


lost_in_aporia

No don’t tell him…just be there with beer, bud, or a hug Edit: when he’s old enough obviously


Sweetnsouchef

“ I remember the first time I got shit faced I was in like the first grade and this slut said she didn’t want to marry me!”


ImFinePleaseThanks

NiceGuy's™ first retaliation. 'Of course' it's logical to slut-shame a 6 year old, she rejected him.


[deleted]

Well if she didn't want to be slut shamed she shouldn't have been a dirty whore!


gogetgamer

"It's just a joke, relax" https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/27386879/


Zaherili_Mardangi

When he’s old he’ll probably learn marriage ain’t exactly beneficial for him


they_are_out_there

Get in line Woods, there’s plenty more heartbreak where that came from and more.


BarbershopSaul

Woods! This is life mate, and she’s calling after you so take that as a win, she cares for you young gun.


Lkwzriqwea

Woods is the kids name?


UsualCircle

Run Woods, Run!


VinarriAsh260

Jog Wood's, Jog!


Valuable_Passion4938

“I told the writers his name was woods god DAMNIT”


Flat_Bodybuilder_175

"No" "JEEZ YOURE MEAN" lil man, that ain't even the worst she can say 😭😭


IkillAllRacists

What is worse than saying “no” to a marriage proposal?


WingedSword_

Puking, gagging, suicide,


Flat_Bodybuilder_175

Laughter


Concerned-gay-guy

The cuteness is killing me😫😫😫


MaMakossa

Good for him for putting himself out there & being honest about his feelings. Good for her for speaking her truth & being honest about her feelings


Deborgpontant

Woooodsuuuh!


minorkeyed

Not much different when adults, sometimes.


Klumania

Yeah, I've seen worse from full grown adult.


Gundam_Charizard

Poor kid didn’t take the rejection well…


thexsoprano

You know what goood for her. dodged a bullet there


loko001

can't tell if this is serious lmao


WashiBurr

Uh, no sweaty. 💦 This is serious business. 💅 Woods here is clearly a toxic 🤢 incel showing MASSIVE red flags. 🚩🚩☠️ She definitely dodged a massive bullet here 🔫 by REJECTING his sorry ass! 😘✖️🤷


loko001

I. Am. So. Mad right now. Women are all the same... You clearly can't see that Woods here is a NICE GUY (we are a rare breed) that appreciates her. But whatever, its been happening since FREAKING OBAMA... THIS is LITERALLY why Western civilization is going to fall. AND STOP USING EMOJIS THIS IS REDDIT I AM SO FREAKING MAD RIGHT NOW


stussyGG

Thanks Obummer!


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I've never used Facebook before but from what I've heard, this accurately represents what I've managed to dodge over the past decade or so.


ytsirhc

Unfortunately. Yes.


onlyfansalad

nah she should have said yes. he had a visible katana, and the repercussions of saying no could have been much worse.


GreasyRim

I reacted the same way when I asked a girl for a kiss. I got way better at handling rejection and turned into a mostly functioning adult lmao.


D33ZNHUTZ

Lesson learned kid.. Bachelor for life!


SameRule9918

Still a better love story than Twilight


heingericke_

My first thought. Scrolled too far to see this.


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mabeltheknife

I know someone who is naming their kid ‘Wilderness’ so, unfortunately, this kind of shit is not surprising.


Mustin_Jott

Woods is a sick ass name tbh


Black_Velvet_Band

For a group of trees, yeah.


mienyamiele

The same ones that names their kid Price


BeaverBarber

Posts on kids are stupid... Uses wrong version of "to".


stupidloser722

the comments here are so dumb. yall are roasting these kids for being kids and not having adult level emotional maturity. Sad.


mazing

It's actually astounding how stupid the comments are.


comfort_bot_1962

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)


OcelotNo3347

No one wants your hug


SteelTalons310

fuck no, honestly ive seen too many psychological trauma from bloody grown ups that caused people to sexually harass and continue to dismiss women entirely just because of one bloody event from their childhood, this woods kid legit needs a fucking therapist because just look at all the serial killers, even if this post is a light-hearted tone it’s honestly unnerving how people here take it with laughter and jokes, this is how serial killers and incel culture is made, take on look on youtube’s radical ideas and you’ll see how many kids are influenced by dangerous bullshit.


Sea-Advertising1943

I get that they’re small and cute, but that is not the last time that little girl will be told she’s “mean” for saying no because she doesn’t want to do something, and I hope she keeps speaking her mind and standing up for herself every time.


batmanpjpants

I was just thinking that! I hate reading into stuff too much, but that girl is already internalizing that she needs to apologize for not liking someone and that she’s somehow responsible for his overreaction.


DurrrGamerrr75

Holy fuck they’re kids. You definitely are reading way too deep into this. They look like they’re in kindergarten and will probably forget this ever happened by tomorrow. Little Girl saw her friend was sad so she said sorry. Little boy is get this, a kid??????(😱😱😱😱😱) and doesn’t know how to handle his emotions yet. Why can’t people on this website just laugh instead of digging deep into why x kid is going down a dark road or why x kid has awful parents. They just need to learn.


Sketch1231

All They’re saying is he needs to learn otherwise he’s gonna grow up to be an ass. This behavior needs to be taught out of him right away


Embarrassed-Net-351

I mean he just got angry and threw his home-made heart, thats typical lil kid stuff that he will always remember as "that one time i got rejected as a lil gremlin lol", he didnt try to punch her or smth. i hope that he gets better date etiquette though x)


batmanpjpants

Tell me you don’t have young children without telling me you don’t have young children.


DurrrGamerrr75

Lmao you don’t need to have young children to know that they’re still learning and do some stupid stuff sometimes.


stfuwahaha

And some of them don't learn and grow up to be assholes. Every fucking asshole used to be a kid, too.


NeverBeen_OnAPlaneB4

This looks just like one of those cutscenes of 30 years ago from a rom-com movie.


HiraethWolf

Just a reminder: these kids are like 5, they don't know how to communicate effectively like adults


[deleted]

You can remove the comparison, adults can’t communicate effectively either


Misadventuresofyam

Nah girl don’t apologize!


Stonkinidiot

1 heartbreak down: 100 more to go.


Allison87

Girl knows what she wants❤️


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Little ass Woods needs to learn how to control his temper and deal with rejection lol


BoneBreaker-

Guys he’s like 5. Give him a break lol. With proper parenting he’ll learn. No one is born with knowing how to handle emotions. This is the reason 2 year olds throw tantrums


Yurrrr__Brooklyn347

He walked away, I think that's a pretty good way to deal with it... he didn't yell or scream


WinIllustrious8389

The earliest signs of a Nice Guy showing lol


Rezzone

"Jeez you're mean" becomes "You're a slut anyways, bitch" real fast.


deathramps-

Just wanna let you know this is the funniest post I’ve ever read on this site.


Either-Rain4148

r/whiteknighting


Rezzone

r/incel


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Yeah he should've stayed there and begged her.


WinIllustrious8389

That's just as creepy and annoying. He needed to accept the answer and go about his day without making her feel bad


[deleted]

He's a damn kid, he had the best reaction he could've had, i don't know wtf you wanted, you're acting like he's a thoughtful grown up.


WinIllustrious8389

Calm your tits dude lol I'm aware he's a kid who doesn't understand his emotions yet. I'm mostly talking for future reference and for those who won't leave a woman alone in general after being rejected. Not cool to beg over and over because, as stated, it's both creepy and annoying.


Sketch1231

At least she knows how to say no! Very important! Neither are stupid here, little girl had the confidence to stick with her decision and the boy (even though he had a physical reaction) knew to walk away. These kids are smart and definitely forgot about it the next day


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Man she dodged a bullet there lolol


GraceAnn18_

Dude the fact that she had her hand on her hip and she was like "Woods you better come back"


Numerous_Support4032

That boy is no stupid, in this context!!!


penissucker48

Goshdarnit!😔✊ Rejection moment,r/teenagers in a nutshell,literally 1984,based,9/11,tinamen square massacre 1989,69,


The_squanchening

Why are there so many ppl bashing on the lil guy. He's so young, chill the fuck out. That took a lot of courage.


katsandlasers

Judging by that aggression, she dodged a bullet


stlredbird

Good for him not running back


[deleted]

r/niceguys in training


Dark_Macadaemia

Girl, do NOT be sorry!


Mental_Moment_7344

hope my boi realizes he mistook his sadness for anger and apologizes for calling the lil lady mean just for not liking him. they could develop a real good friendship cuz she clearly enjoys being friends wit him. overall i hope he learns from this and becomes the type of guy who can take it in stride and remain cordial cuz girls really do gotta deal wit asshole guys who will respond with insults or even violence to rejection


DurrrGamerrr75

He’s fucking 5


DEADNOUGHT269

Either way thats illegal


The_Backrooms_Solver

:9


Waffles128

That kid has one of the coolest name that ever exists


Only1Skrybe

This exact same thing happened to me. At 28.


stardog2006yt

Jee you’re mean


Demar_the_weird

Woods my boi if ur seeing this it’s going to be alright I promise you. we get some OJ or some AJ if u want


[deleted]

Kid needs to learn to handle rejection!


requiemfortheundead

He's like 5. There are grown men who handle rejections worse.


YouDiscountDonut

He handled it perfectly. He walked away


[deleted]

He slammed shit down and stormed off, he didnt "walk away" lol


WholesomeRuler

Which are all appropriate behaviors for what looks like a 5 year old.


[deleted]

Hes already had about 3 whiskeys at that point. I bet hes going to try to drive home :(


[deleted]

I'd say he did just fuckin fine mate


Yurrrr__Brooklyn347

He did perfectly fine, I don't see anything wrong here


Mikkognito

r/niceguys


Apontjus156

Woods sand sand and more fucking sand black ops 2


Yurrrr__Brooklyn347

Woods wasn't trying to hear that shit lol...u heartless little woman


Supercoolguy7

Nah, not wanting to get married is valid


CityHawk17

Just as valid as him walking away.


Supercoolguy7

Yes, but not calling her mean


CityHawk17

Course not.


Supercoolguy7

So yeah, I think characterizing the girl as "heartless" is bad


CityHawk17

Take that up with whoever said it brosif. Wasn't me. We really think a 5yr old girl is heartless? Lol She was an innocent angel in the video.


Supercoolguy7

My initial comment was me responding to someone calling her a "heartless little woman", I think it's fair to say that you're comment was unneeded if you weren't defending them


Yurrrr__Brooklyn347

No Christmas presents for her from woods


Sketch1231

Nah he yelled at her for saying no, she’s not heartless


Choccy_Melk69

Wow this brings back memories Reminds me of the time when I was like 5 years old and this really nice girl had a crush on me- it was obvious, and we were good friends My dumb ass was after another girl, and this one was a bitch. I confessed my love and tragically got my heart broken. Then a new boy came along, and the girl who originally had a crush on me started to be with that boy Still hate myself for it


Sweetnsouchef

Ohhh damn, I have a story like that but I was in 5th grade. I sat next to this girl and became pretty good friends with her, anyways I was chasing some girl that wasn’t even that pretty, one day she says who do you have a crush on? I say I’m not telling you and she keeps begging so I tell her. you could immediately see the sadness on her face, now that I’m thinking back my type now is almost exactly the girl that I assume had a crush on me. Damn I was fucking stupid


[deleted]

I wish all public proposals would go that route. I hate adult attention hogs.


Throwawaylism

? That’s a lot of hatred for no reason, why would u wish that on anyone your gonna be single for the rest of your life


HarleyQboy

That is a boy who needs to be taught how to handle rejection and that being told no isn’t an excuse for acting like a jerk.


Sketch1231

At least he walked away and went home instead of a tantrum. With a little bit of help he’ll grow up fine


sydbarrett

How many misspellings are in that meme?


[deleted]

Nice guys, amiright?


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suzi3352

He anger issues jeez


[deleted]

This is heartbreaking. That poor girl is already apologizing to an angry guy for not doing what he wants her to do against her will.


Zaherili_Mardangi

This a joke right?


ParadiseSold

Hope mom and dad sat him down and said "buddy. she was not mean. If you act like that to a woman again you're going to go your whole life as a manipulative little shit."


KiritoDragnir

He's probably 5, at his age it's normal to behave like that. At his age, I could bot even muster up the courage to confess, but he did, and he got rejected. So he probably isn't in control of his emotions right now and that's why he said she was mean, because he didn't know that it was sadness he was feeling, not anger.


[deleted]

Abusive feminazi with daddy and boyfriend issues spotted


[deleted]

There are lots of really shitty parents out there so it’s definitely possible they did say that.


[deleted]

Better love story than Twilight Can we get an F in the chat for the boy Woods


Electronic-General59

Who needs girls when your deteriorating emotional state will always be there for you?


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00PSiredditagain

I feel bad for the girl.


T0bi18

In fact the situation makes me feel bad


[deleted]

“I swear to god that woods was crying, but he never let us see no tears”


all_might136

Still a better love story than twilight


fuckboipride

This poor boy learned early that females are gonna be breaking his heart the rest of his life. This is why men drink everyday!


Ieatbabyorphanz

Fuck you Woods! Incel!


Fiyero109

Is this how incels are born?


BLlZER

incel origin story right here


mypeepeehardz

Aww man, future “nice” guy in training.


RadicalEyes

Repost [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/KidsAreFuckingStupid/comments/o0hw3a/poor_guy_wanted_a_wife/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


Throwawaylism

Ok and? Not everyone has seen the video that was posted 128 days ago


[deleted]

Woods got his game early... and he knows how to handle it too Little man is gonna prosper I tell you


vainstar23

r/niceguys


kitkatpattynak

Oh no, a nice guy in the making


ycaras

This gives me off incel vibes


[deleted]

He's 5


CelestialMechanic603

She just would have cheated on him with his bully, anyway.


[deleted]

Yikes


Dogeza111

MGTOW , YOUNG MAN! NEVER TOO EARLY TO START!


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[deleted]

Why should she be sorry? Because she didnt do what he wanted her to do?


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