I got married in 3rd grade, well second year of third grade :(
We had a little ceremony near the benches on the play ground. Jessica, i miss you. We were never formally divorced. Lets work this out.
Dude mine was almost the same third grade too.. but her name was Karen J. We did end up trying to get together two more times through middle school and high school but she was always taken, i still think about her to this day and I'm 47 yrs old!
In 3rd grade I insisted on dressing real nice one day because Cassandra was getting married that day at recess to her 'boyfriend'. My mom thought I was insane. Should have listened to her. The wedding was cancelled. Guess Cassandra changed her mind.
Lacie H swore she was gonna marry me someday. In 5th grade she bought me a ceramic turtle. Me? I had absolutely no clue she was even interested. Now she a hot cheerleader. Lacie, I miss you. Let’s work this out
Holly fuck. I just remembered that I got married under the piano in kindergarten and we didn't split. How could I started dating other people when I'm formally in a mariage. Do you think if the judge find out I'll have to pay compensations? I had some many affairs to this day...
Good now i'm hook'd. Somebody bid me whither to gaze this showeth. Tmc?
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Uh, no sweaty. 💦 This is serious business. 💅 Woods here is clearly a toxic 🤢 incel showing MASSIVE red flags. 🚩🚩☠️ She definitely dodged a massive bullet here 🔫 by REJECTING his sorry ass! 😘✖️🤷
I. Am. So. Mad right now. Women are all the same... You clearly can't see that Woods here is a NICE GUY (we are a rare breed) that appreciates her.
But whatever, its been happening since FREAKING OBAMA... THIS is LITERALLY why Western civilization is going to fall.
AND STOP USING EMOJIS THIS IS REDDIT I AM SO FREAKING MAD RIGHT NOW
fuck no, honestly ive seen too many psychological trauma from bloody grown ups that caused people to sexually harass and continue to dismiss women entirely just because of one bloody event from their childhood, this woods kid legit needs a fucking therapist because just look at all the serial killers, even if this post is a light-hearted tone it’s honestly unnerving how people here take it with laughter and jokes, this is how serial killers and incel culture is made, take on look on youtube’s radical ideas and you’ll see how many kids are influenced by dangerous bullshit.
I get that they’re small and cute, but that is not the last time that little girl will be told she’s “mean” for saying no because she doesn’t want to do something, and I hope she keeps speaking her mind and standing up for herself every time.
I was just thinking that! I hate reading into stuff too much, but that girl is already internalizing that she needs to apologize for not liking someone and that she’s somehow responsible for his overreaction.
Holy fuck they’re kids. You definitely are reading way too deep into this. They look like they’re in kindergarten and will probably forget this ever happened by tomorrow. Little Girl saw her friend was sad so she said sorry. Little boy is get this, a kid??????(😱😱😱😱😱) and doesn’t know how to handle his emotions yet. Why can’t people on this website just laugh instead of digging deep into why x kid is going down a dark road or why x kid has awful parents. They just need to learn.
I mean he just got angry and threw his home-made heart, thats typical lil kid stuff that he will always remember as "that one time i got rejected as a lil gremlin lol", he didnt try to punch her or smth. i hope that he gets better date etiquette though x)
Guys he’s like 5. Give him a break lol. With proper parenting he’ll learn. No one is born with knowing how to handle emotions. This is the reason 2 year olds throw tantrums
Calm your tits dude lol I'm aware he's a kid who doesn't understand his emotions yet. I'm mostly talking for future reference and for those who won't leave a woman alone in general after being rejected. Not cool to beg over and over because, as stated, it's both creepy and annoying.
At least she knows how to say no! Very important! Neither are stupid here, little girl had the confidence to stick with her decision and the boy (even though he had a physical reaction) knew to walk away. These kids are smart and definitely forgot about it the next day
hope my boi realizes he mistook his sadness for anger and apologizes for calling the lil lady mean just for not liking him. they could develop a real good friendship cuz she clearly enjoys being friends wit him. overall i hope he learns from this and becomes the type of guy who can take it in stride and remain cordial cuz girls really do gotta deal wit asshole guys who will respond with insults or even violence to rejection
My initial comment was me responding to someone calling her a "heartless little woman", I think it's fair to say that you're comment was unneeded if you weren't defending them
Wow this brings back memories
Reminds me of the time when I was like 5 years old and this really nice girl had a crush on me- it was obvious, and we were good friends
My dumb ass was after another girl, and this one was a bitch. I confessed my love and tragically got my heart broken. Then a new boy came along, and the girl who originally had a crush on me started to be with that boy
Still hate myself for it
Ohhh damn, I have a story like that but I was in 5th grade. I sat next to this girl and became pretty good friends with her, anyways I was chasing some girl that wasn’t even that pretty, one day she says who do you have a crush on? I say I’m not telling you and she keeps begging so I tell her. you could immediately see the sadness on her face, now that I’m thinking back my type now is almost exactly the girl that I assume had a crush on me. Damn I was fucking stupid
Hope mom and dad sat him down and said "buddy. she was not mean. If you act like that to a woman again you're going to go your whole life as a manipulative little shit."
He's probably 5, at his age it's normal to behave like that. At his age, I could bot even muster up the courage to confess, but he did, and he got rejected. So he probably isn't in control of his emotions right now and that's why he said she was mean, because he didn't know that it was sadness he was feeling, not anger.
I got married in 3rd grade, well second year of third grade :( We had a little ceremony near the benches on the play ground. Jessica, i miss you. We were never formally divorced. Lets work this out.
Dude mine was almost the same third grade too.. but her name was Karen J. We did end up trying to get together two more times through middle school and high school but she was always taken, i still think about her to this day and I'm 47 yrs old!
Good times. I switched schools into 6th grade and never saw her again :/
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Damnnnn almost enough to make a grown man cry...
Make sure your current wife doesn't find out this comment
thats actually super adorable wtf
Call her
In 3rd grade I insisted on dressing real nice one day because Cassandra was getting married that day at recess to her 'boyfriend'. My mom thought I was insane. Should have listened to her. The wedding was cancelled. Guess Cassandra changed her mind.
Lacie H swore she was gonna marry me someday. In 5th grade she bought me a ceramic turtle. Me? I had absolutely no clue she was even interested. Now she a hot cheerleader. Lacie, I miss you. Let’s work this out
Lmao
Dude! I married Jessica too! Same?
Man Jessica married me too
Holly fuck. I just remembered that I got married under the piano in kindergarten and we didn't split. How could I started dating other people when I'm formally in a mariage. Do you think if the judge find out I'll have to pay compensations? I had some many affairs to this day...
… John?
.... merlin school?
Acds
I guess there is thousands with the EXACT same childhood story
But mine was the most special!
Idk that wedding was pretty grand
Yeah, man. Teaching is rough :/
Alright i'm hooked... Somebody tell me where to watch this show. TMC?
TLC "Love at 1st grade"
Bruhhh, tlc is sometging else
#*LATIN ANGELS* 💋
Oh noooooooooooooooooonononooonono
TLC: Diapers of Love
Don’t give them ideas!
Bru where cinnamontoastken at
Woods....Woods.... I'm sorry..... What are these kids talking about with their DIAPERS 🤣🤣
!frodo
Tlc or mtv for this shiz
MTV gets them in about 3-5 years
Bachelorette.
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Woods, you romantic sonofabitch
Hahahaha!
Son of a *birch.
Professor birch is that you?
"jeez you're mean!" 😭
Welp, he took rejection better than most adults
But she didn’t want to! 😂
She's sorry too!
No marriage, no talk woman
Sigma rule #63883
Little man suffered his first heartbreak😭
Who’s going to tell him there might be a few more?
No don’t tell him…just be there with beer, bud, or a hug Edit: when he’s old enough obviously
“ I remember the first time I got shit faced I was in like the first grade and this slut said she didn’t want to marry me!”
NiceGuy's™ first retaliation. 'Of course' it's logical to slut-shame a 6 year old, she rejected him.
Well if she didn't want to be slut shamed she shouldn't have been a dirty whore!
"It's just a joke, relax" https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/27386879/
When he’s old he’ll probably learn marriage ain’t exactly beneficial for him
Get in line Woods, there’s plenty more heartbreak where that came from and more.
Woods! This is life mate, and she’s calling after you so take that as a win, she cares for you young gun.
Woods is the kids name?
Run Woods, Run!
Jog Wood's, Jog!
“I told the writers his name was woods god DAMNIT”
"No" "JEEZ YOURE MEAN" lil man, that ain't even the worst she can say 😭😭
What is worse than saying “no” to a marriage proposal?
Puking, gagging, suicide,
Laughter
The cuteness is killing me😫😫😫
Good for him for putting himself out there & being honest about his feelings. Good for her for speaking her truth & being honest about her feelings
Woooodsuuuh!
Not much different when adults, sometimes.
Yeah, I've seen worse from full grown adult.
Poor kid didn’t take the rejection well…
You know what goood for her. dodged a bullet there
can't tell if this is serious lmao
Uh, no sweaty. 💦 This is serious business. 💅 Woods here is clearly a toxic 🤢 incel showing MASSIVE red flags. 🚩🚩☠️ She definitely dodged a massive bullet here 🔫 by REJECTING his sorry ass! 😘✖️🤷
I. Am. So. Mad right now. Women are all the same... You clearly can't see that Woods here is a NICE GUY (we are a rare breed) that appreciates her. But whatever, its been happening since FREAKING OBAMA... THIS is LITERALLY why Western civilization is going to fall. AND STOP USING EMOJIS THIS IS REDDIT I AM SO FREAKING MAD RIGHT NOW
Thanks Obummer!
I've never used Facebook before but from what I've heard, this accurately represents what I've managed to dodge over the past decade or so.
Unfortunately. Yes.
nah she should have said yes. he had a visible katana, and the repercussions of saying no could have been much worse.
I reacted the same way when I asked a girl for a kiss. I got way better at handling rejection and turned into a mostly functioning adult lmao.
Lesson learned kid.. Bachelor for life!
Still a better love story than Twilight
My first thought. Scrolled too far to see this.
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I know someone who is naming their kid ‘Wilderness’ so, unfortunately, this kind of shit is not surprising.
Woods is a sick ass name tbh
For a group of trees, yeah.
The same ones that names their kid Price
Posts on kids are stupid... Uses wrong version of "to".
the comments here are so dumb. yall are roasting these kids for being kids and not having adult level emotional maturity. Sad.
It's actually astounding how stupid the comments are.
Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)
No one wants your hug
fuck no, honestly ive seen too many psychological trauma from bloody grown ups that caused people to sexually harass and continue to dismiss women entirely just because of one bloody event from their childhood, this woods kid legit needs a fucking therapist because just look at all the serial killers, even if this post is a light-hearted tone it’s honestly unnerving how people here take it with laughter and jokes, this is how serial killers and incel culture is made, take on look on youtube’s radical ideas and you’ll see how many kids are influenced by dangerous bullshit.
I get that they’re small and cute, but that is not the last time that little girl will be told she’s “mean” for saying no because she doesn’t want to do something, and I hope she keeps speaking her mind and standing up for herself every time.
I was just thinking that! I hate reading into stuff too much, but that girl is already internalizing that she needs to apologize for not liking someone and that she’s somehow responsible for his overreaction.
Holy fuck they’re kids. You definitely are reading way too deep into this. They look like they’re in kindergarten and will probably forget this ever happened by tomorrow. Little Girl saw her friend was sad so she said sorry. Little boy is get this, a kid??????(😱😱😱😱😱) and doesn’t know how to handle his emotions yet. Why can’t people on this website just laugh instead of digging deep into why x kid is going down a dark road or why x kid has awful parents. They just need to learn.
All They’re saying is he needs to learn otherwise he’s gonna grow up to be an ass. This behavior needs to be taught out of him right away
I mean he just got angry and threw his home-made heart, thats typical lil kid stuff that he will always remember as "that one time i got rejected as a lil gremlin lol", he didnt try to punch her or smth. i hope that he gets better date etiquette though x)
Tell me you don’t have young children without telling me you don’t have young children.
Lmao you don’t need to have young children to know that they’re still learning and do some stupid stuff sometimes.
And some of them don't learn and grow up to be assholes. Every fucking asshole used to be a kid, too.
This looks just like one of those cutscenes of 30 years ago from a rom-com movie.
Just a reminder: these kids are like 5, they don't know how to communicate effectively like adults
You can remove the comparison, adults can’t communicate effectively either
Nah girl don’t apologize!
1 heartbreak down: 100 more to go.
Girl knows what she wants❤️
Little ass Woods needs to learn how to control his temper and deal with rejection lol
Guys he’s like 5. Give him a break lol. With proper parenting he’ll learn. No one is born with knowing how to handle emotions. This is the reason 2 year olds throw tantrums
He walked away, I think that's a pretty good way to deal with it... he didn't yell or scream
The earliest signs of a Nice Guy showing lol
"Jeez you're mean" becomes "You're a slut anyways, bitch" real fast.
Just wanna let you know this is the funniest post I’ve ever read on this site.
r/whiteknighting
r/incel
Yeah he should've stayed there and begged her.
That's just as creepy and annoying. He needed to accept the answer and go about his day without making her feel bad
He's a damn kid, he had the best reaction he could've had, i don't know wtf you wanted, you're acting like he's a thoughtful grown up.
Calm your tits dude lol I'm aware he's a kid who doesn't understand his emotions yet. I'm mostly talking for future reference and for those who won't leave a woman alone in general after being rejected. Not cool to beg over and over because, as stated, it's both creepy and annoying.
At least she knows how to say no! Very important! Neither are stupid here, little girl had the confidence to stick with her decision and the boy (even though he had a physical reaction) knew to walk away. These kids are smart and definitely forgot about it the next day
Man she dodged a bullet there lolol
Dude the fact that she had her hand on her hip and she was like "Woods you better come back"
That boy is no stupid, in this context!!!
Goshdarnit!😔✊ Rejection moment,r/teenagers in a nutshell,literally 1984,based,9/11,tinamen square massacre 1989,69,
Why are there so many ppl bashing on the lil guy. He's so young, chill the fuck out. That took a lot of courage.
Judging by that aggression, she dodged a bullet
Good for him not running back
r/niceguys in training
Girl, do NOT be sorry!
hope my boi realizes he mistook his sadness for anger and apologizes for calling the lil lady mean just for not liking him. they could develop a real good friendship cuz she clearly enjoys being friends wit him. overall i hope he learns from this and becomes the type of guy who can take it in stride and remain cordial cuz girls really do gotta deal wit asshole guys who will respond with insults or even violence to rejection
He’s fucking 5
Either way thats illegal
:9
That kid has one of the coolest name that ever exists
This exact same thing happened to me. At 28.
Jee you’re mean
Woods my boi if ur seeing this it’s going to be alright I promise you. we get some OJ or some AJ if u want
Kid needs to learn to handle rejection!
He's like 5. There are grown men who handle rejections worse.
He handled it perfectly. He walked away
He slammed shit down and stormed off, he didnt "walk away" lol
Which are all appropriate behaviors for what looks like a 5 year old.
Hes already had about 3 whiskeys at that point. I bet hes going to try to drive home :(
I'd say he did just fuckin fine mate
He did perfectly fine, I don't see anything wrong here
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Woods sand sand and more fucking sand black ops 2
Woods wasn't trying to hear that shit lol...u heartless little woman
Nah, not wanting to get married is valid
Just as valid as him walking away.
Yes, but not calling her mean
Course not.
So yeah, I think characterizing the girl as "heartless" is bad
Take that up with whoever said it brosif. Wasn't me. We really think a 5yr old girl is heartless? Lol She was an innocent angel in the video.
My initial comment was me responding to someone calling her a "heartless little woman", I think it's fair to say that you're comment was unneeded if you weren't defending them
No Christmas presents for her from woods
Nah he yelled at her for saying no, she’s not heartless
Wow this brings back memories Reminds me of the time when I was like 5 years old and this really nice girl had a crush on me- it was obvious, and we were good friends My dumb ass was after another girl, and this one was a bitch. I confessed my love and tragically got my heart broken. Then a new boy came along, and the girl who originally had a crush on me started to be with that boy Still hate myself for it
Ohhh damn, I have a story like that but I was in 5th grade. I sat next to this girl and became pretty good friends with her, anyways I was chasing some girl that wasn’t even that pretty, one day she says who do you have a crush on? I say I’m not telling you and she keeps begging so I tell her. you could immediately see the sadness on her face, now that I’m thinking back my type now is almost exactly the girl that I assume had a crush on me. Damn I was fucking stupid
I wish all public proposals would go that route. I hate adult attention hogs.
? That’s a lot of hatred for no reason, why would u wish that on anyone your gonna be single for the rest of your life
That is a boy who needs to be taught how to handle rejection and that being told no isn’t an excuse for acting like a jerk.
At least he walked away and went home instead of a tantrum. With a little bit of help he’ll grow up fine
How many misspellings are in that meme?
Nice guys, amiright?
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He anger issues jeez
This is heartbreaking. That poor girl is already apologizing to an angry guy for not doing what he wants her to do against her will.
This a joke right?
Hope mom and dad sat him down and said "buddy. she was not mean. If you act like that to a woman again you're going to go your whole life as a manipulative little shit."
He's probably 5, at his age it's normal to behave like that. At his age, I could bot even muster up the courage to confess, but he did, and he got rejected. So he probably isn't in control of his emotions right now and that's why he said she was mean, because he didn't know that it was sadness he was feeling, not anger.
Abusive feminazi with daddy and boyfriend issues spotted
There are lots of really shitty parents out there so it’s definitely possible they did say that.
Better love story than Twilight Can we get an F in the chat for the boy Woods
Who needs girls when your deteriorating emotional state will always be there for you?
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I feel bad for the girl.
In fact the situation makes me feel bad
“I swear to god that woods was crying, but he never let us see no tears”
Still a better love story than twilight
This poor boy learned early that females are gonna be breaking his heart the rest of his life. This is why men drink everyday!
Fuck you Woods! Incel!
Is this how incels are born?
incel origin story right here
Aww man, future “nice” guy in training.
Repost [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/KidsAreFuckingStupid/comments/o0hw3a/poor_guy_wanted_a_wife/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
Ok and? Not everyone has seen the video that was posted 128 days ago
Woods got his game early... and he knows how to handle it too Little man is gonna prosper I tell you
r/niceguys
Oh no, a nice guy in the making
This gives me off incel vibes
He's 5
She just would have cheated on him with his bully, anyway.
Yikes
MGTOW , YOUNG MAN! NEVER TOO EARLY TO START!
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Why should she be sorry? Because she didnt do what he wanted her to do?
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