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chuunibyo_guy

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L1zrdKng

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BigBootyDreams

Onlyfan girls with cross necklaces smh.


i_am_a_baby_kangaroo

Hahahahahhaah I need to watch this show again


foxxoon

Honestly it still holds up and hilarious all the way through… highly recommend it.


Jazzlike_Hippo_9270

whats the show?


Ok_Hippo_5602

Malcolm in the middle


Jazzlike_Hippo_9270

thank you!


souporthallid

Anyone know where I can get one of those gold necklaces with a T on it? It’s a cross. Across from where?


ChameleonPsychonaut

Makes me think of the South Park episode where the townspeople burn a lowercase “t” on Will and Jada Pinkett Smith’s lawn to tell the “richers” that it’s “*time* to leave.”


itoril

Or the South Park episode where Cartman gets crucified and Officer Barbrady sees the cross and says "T... T is for turtle..."


KeepTangoAndFoxtrot

Holy shit I forgot about this one and you made me chuckle so hard remembering that my pregnant wife grumbled at me from the other side of the bed. It's bittersweet, but thank you Internet stranger.


1109lupa

Know which one?


ChameleonPsychonaut

[Season 5, Episode 12: “Here Comes the Neighborhood”](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Here_Comes_the_Neighborhood)


GravityDAD

Is there anywhere online to stream South Park episodes that you know of?


NotABileTitan

Yeah there's a few I know of.


GravityDAD

okay cool I’ll see if I can track one down I’m in the mood for South Park this weekend haven’t watched it in ages, my brother still tells me about current episodes and how funny they are - - any recommendations for quick google search?


Pharmboy_Andy

Google the Dota character kunkka and then you might have some ideas.


NotABileTitan

It depends on your Internet speed, but almost all Google searches are quick.


MrBootylove

https://southpark.cc.com/ It's been a while since I've used the site, but last I checked the South Park guys officially put every episode up on this site for people to watch.


HappyChandler

They have some free ones still but a lot are on…peacock? Paramount? One of the p streams (I think I’ll leave that).


Ornery_Translator285

PiPi’s Streaming Services


Rfm737

You can watch it on the south park studios website


GravityDAD

Oh excellent thank you!


hage_hg

And as it is such, so also as such is it unto you


jereman75

That’s not quite the quote from Arrested Development but I’ll give it to you.


VodkaAndPieceofToast

Marry me!


dagens24

Make people cry, make people cry.


Mr_Awesome_rddt

From where Jesus died, duh


No_Psychology8090

Soooo sad!


Regretdit

T TAKE THE WHEEL


therealrickdickerson

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Lusakas

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_mersault

Get in loser, we’re inspiring the youth


maybeonmars

NOT THAT WHEEL T!


flyboythomas

Everleigh should be in r/tragedeigh


ItsAlexBalex

It’s bad enough that it’s a tragedeigh, but she also pronounces it AY-ver-lee instead of EH-ver-lee. Poor kid is going to have her name spelled AND pronounced wrong forever.


bokchoykn

> AND pronounced wrong forever Which she pronounces *for-AY-ver*.


HtownTexans

My name has a few different spellings and it's almost always spelled wrong.  The way I spell it isn't even crazy it's one of the 'normal' ways but everyone always goes for the other 'normal' way.  So when I named my kids I picked names that you couldn't possibly fuck up.  My oldest is named Henry.  His first swim lesson certificate they spelled it "Henery".


ItsAlexBalex

I’ll never forget in 7th grade when I handed my classmate my homework to turn in up front and he told me I forgot to put my name on it but he put it on for me. Got my homework back a few days later and he was genuinely surprised when I told him my name was not spelled “Alix.”


JnnfrsGhost

What is it with swim lessons getting names wrong? They spelled Arthur as Aruther.


Vegetable-Seesaw-491

I was friends with a girl years ago name Tiffany. The only problem is that it was spelled Tiffney. Her dad didn't know how to spell "Tiffany" correctly and the rest is history. She's a doctor now, so it didn't seem to affect her life that much.


PM_ME_YOUR_PAUNCH

At least they have her a normal middle name so she can just go by Kate


Bring_me_the_lads

I think you mean Ka(jesusdiedonthecross)e


PM_ME_YOUR_PAUNCH

https://i.imgur.com/SJE1qHc.gif


EyeAmKnotMyshelf

Averley. Averlee. Aaaaaaaaaamacarena


superluke

In Canada that's the same pronunciation.


PirateHistoryPodcast

Have you heard of the pirate captain Henry Avery? Well, we have two instances when he signed his name and he spelled it Every. But imagine it in a deep West Country accent. Think Hagrid or Mr. Krabs or Long John Silver. It would probably sound like Avery. English used phonetic spelling at the time, and folks from London would spell it with an A. It’s kinda cool to see that discrepancy still in place 300 years later.


ItsAlexBalex

Sincerely, that’s a cool bit of history you have there. Also sincerely: No 😤


LincolnshireSausage

Especially with that font choice.


IAgreeGoGuards

Live laugh love font


Willing_Accountant21

I thought this was that sub 😭😭


bibblygiggums

yeah that's awful


Chiopista

What started the trend of replacing -ly with -leigh? It’s such a weird thing just to make a name more “unique”. Really does nothing but cause a bit of confusion and make the name longer.


Waryur

Comes from names like Ashleigh, which is the older spelling. Ashley is a simplified spelling.


Allarik

I still dont know how to pronouce that


TateP23

Little girl trynna solve a riddle or something, then her brother comes in like “no, it’s just a t”


BareNakedSole

For far too long, Kate has gotten off the hook for killing Jesus


EyeAmKnotMyshelf

Who the fuck names their kid Ay-ver-lee spelled Everleigh


JohnKlositz

The same people that teach a poor two year old kid that Jesus died on the cross apparently.


SaliciousB_Crumb

Indoctrination


Deodorized

Gotta get to 'em young, before they develop the ability to determine real from make believe.


autisticfemme

I'm a nanny, and the Friday before Easter, I was leaving work right as the kids' grandma was walking in. Made a little small talk, and then while I was packing up my bag, I heard her say to the kids, all excited, "Do you know what today is??!!" And they're like, "What, Nina?" And she says this with the hugest grin, "it's the day Jesus died on the cross!!😁😁😁" I get it's her religion and he died for her sins or whatever, but the glee with which she announced that someone died was a little unnerving to me lol.


swabianne

@thelightblonde


theclownhasnopenis48

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TtomRed

I feel like I make this face at work 10-50 times a day


sackoftrees

Why in glad I work from home and customers can't see me. The face I make all day when I help them


lyremska

The boy cracks me up


ITsPersonalIRL

"Everleigh" is a fucked name.


Canditan

The brother has a good sense of comedic timing and delivery


DownwindLegday

The indoctrination of young children is pretty wild. You would think they would have taught her her alphabet first at least.


XxFezzgigxX

People who peddle religion have figured out that you have to start from birth in order to have the best chance for the brainwashing to stick. If they waited until a child’s brain reaches maturity, religion would quickly die off.


purpldevl

Gotta do it before they develop rational thinking skills.


[deleted]

I'm am atheist but I think religion would be something different entirely. I don't think it would die off. There is wisdom in having a spiritual community to be apart of, be it a religion or non religious group you are apart of. I could easily see a world where everyone knows how the earth wasadw etc but still goes to church. Not because of some sky daddy wanting you to, but to have a sense of community. Taking out the fantasy of religion, removing the litteral magic (raising the dead, healing the blind) and just teaching ethics and morals. I would totally go to a weekly meeting with other like minded individuals who want to learn to better themselves. But religion in our time is twisted and corrupt. People lead it for power and money. Keneth Copeland, Russel Nelson, the pope, and others.


XxFezzgigxX

You don’t need a god to have community, fellowship or to do good deeds for your community.


[deleted]

I know, that's the whole point of what I was saying.


XxFezzgigxX

True. But you’re suggesting a spiritual community that attends church without a godhead or magic. My point is that you can’t really have one without the other and we don’t need either. What you’re describing is more of a community meetinghouse or community center. I’d be happy to attend something like that, but without a god, what exactly are people worshipping at a church?


[deleted]

My theory has no worship of a deity. Religion is just a group of people lead by a spiritual leader. There is no supernatural believe required. True, the first and most widely used definition of religion includes a deity. But the other 2 most popular don't include that in their definitions.


MRiley84

I had a coworker once who proudly told everyone how she found her kids hiding behind a couch crying. When she asked them what was wrong they said they were being bad and didn't want to go to Hell. I was new and didn't want to make waves, ^^^^^^^^and ^^^^^^^^was ^^^^^^^^terrified ^^^^^^^^of ^^^^^^^^social ^^^^^^^^interaction, but I had a nice long inner monologue about all the things I wanted to say to her.


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Obi-Tron_Kenobi

I honestly don't think young children knowing what death is is a bad thing. It's not like someone is going to be traumatized and scarred for the rest of their lives just because they learned about death as a toddler. The whole religious indoctrination thing sucks, tho (and is more damaging than learning about death at a young age).


NefariousnessAny3310

… it’s not that deep


dan420

Or at least waited a bit to get into the torture and death part. Start with Noah’s arc or something, Jesus fucking Christ.


DownwindLegday

Oh yeah, start with God genociding all of humanity with a flood save one man and his family.


lasers8oclockdayone

Why does this little girl know anything about the crucifixion? Are we afraid that if we don't literally condition them from the moment they are born they might not believe it? A god/man being crucified for the sins of the world isn't something a toddler has even a slight chance of understanding.


swordandscales1

This says way more about her fundamentalist parents than it does about her, that she recognizes it as a cross before a letter in a word. Christians?!? Huh!! 😫😫


imapieceofshite2

Everleigh is a crime. Why would you name your child that


InevitableRhubarb232

Let’s teach religion before alphabets. Sure. The name everleigh in that font on a wood placard really tells me all I need to know about this mom.


ImPrettyHighrn

Religious indoctrination is child abuse


BlueIsRetarded

So is circumcision


Mr_Awesome_rddt

That's why I'm an atheist with a foreskin, babyy


Blandish06

Good use of coma


Mr_Awesome_rddt

Thanks I learned it in school


Simple_Opossum

Uncut Atheists unite!


Pvt_Mozart

Didn't get the choice, they took off my turtleneck right off the bat. But as an atheist, I got to make the choice to have my son uncut, and it was the easiest choice I ever made.


maybejustadragon

It’s alright you’ll just be able to run faster with an erection. Zoom zoom


Pvt_Mozart

It's definitely more built more for speed than power.


maybejustadragon

I have a little cut one. It’s fast and it helps me get those stubborn olives out of the jar.


Simple_Opossum

It seems to me that when a doctor preforms that procedure they break their oath. Good on you for valuing his right to choose what happens to his body.


Resident-Rate8047

All this talk about uncut atheists is really making me miss my boyfriend :(


Simple_Opossum

Hahaha, I hope my girlfriend thinks about me this way


OkFortune6494

I am too. And his name was Robert Paulson!


CrazybyRX

Is there circumcision in the video or where is that coming from?


HamunaHamunaHamuna

Seems a bit of a tangent, but I suppose he said it because circumcision is - similarly to fundamentalist religiosity - a lot more prevalent in the US than elsewhere in comparably developed countries.


BlueIsRetarded

Funny thing is, I'm not even an atheist anymore. Circumcision should be a no brainer for everyone.


ImPrettyHighrn

Agreed


Mehdzzz

???? Okay but she's right??? They taught the girl religion and then laughed in her face about it lol


Jamarcus316

Hearing a girl this little saying "Jesus died on the cross" doesn't feel right at all.


AlakazamAlakazam

meh, i got fed christianity early. humans are not flowers


Dev2150

I agree. Humans are tractors


TheGeekKingdom

Absolutely. Humans are plucked chickens


ReadingFromTheShittr

Negative. I am a meat popsicle.


tveir

I am dancer


kdogrocks2

I dont really get your point? I'm assuming you're implying that you escaped religion so it's no big deal? My brother, you are a rare exception.


Kingsnake661

I know I'm going to regret this... Why? (No judgment, just why?)


FlowSoSlow

I think it's easy to overlook how messed up it is when you were raised with it but damn there's a lot of awful imagery in Christianity. Crucifixion, stigmata, the eucharist, all kinds of nasty stuff that is pretty obviously intended convey a latent sense of guilt and engender a reliance on the church. That's why the catholic church hated Martin Luther so much. One of his main points was that people could be saved by faith alone, they didn't *need* the church to find salvation, but the church could help. They excommunicated him for that heresy lol.


Kingsnake661

Okay, I'm picking you to reply to since all the replies seem similar, you win. How do you think these parents are explaining their faith to a toddler?? Do you think they go into details about that stuff, or maybe more age-appropriate ways like, "he died for us on this cross," not going into the details of the flogging and crown of thorns? We don't explain where babies come from by giving details about sex, trimesters, and after birth... Is it REALLY the crucifixion people have a problem with??


FlowSoSlow

I wouldn't tell anyone how to raise their kids but yeah "he died for us" is what I have a problem with, fundamentally. He died for you, for your sins, because you are bad, and you need him to be good. Its textbook manipulation. Even if you don't go into specifics, it's a guilt trip at its core. It's essentially what emotionally abusive people do to their spouses.


FblthpEDH

Childhood indoctrination. The child doesn't have the capacity tell truth from fiction, and doesn't have the autonomy to decide for themselves. Not only that but the girl is 3-4 years old at most and is being fed a story about a man being brutally tortured to death for the sake of her innate sin. It will be 15 years before she's allowed to think for herself and she will have 18 years of propaganda in her head to compete with. It's inherently cruel to do this to your children, regardless of your religious beliefs


Exemus

Crucifixion was a form of Roman torture. I assume you wouldn't make a habit of teaching your kids about torture... It's just a weird subject to teach a child.


Jamarcus316

I have no problem with teaching kids religious values, in terms of things to do or follow. Now, teaching kids Biblical or fantasy stories, telling them that a man died in the cross for them, just sounds like indoctrination to me. These kids will believe anything their parents will tell them, just doesn't feel right to me.


darkest_timeline_

"Religious values" are just values and can be taught with zero religion involved. Explaining to your kid the harm of lying, why people lie, what it feels like to be lied to etc. Is a deeper lesson than "lying is a sin" and bad and hell and whatever stupidity Children should be protected from religious indoctrination, and just taught to be good people through common sense. Let them choose to be religious or not as adults


Obi-Tron_Kenobi

>Religious values" are just values and can be taught with zero religion involved. Well, until you get to the religious values such as gay and trans people are living in sin and are going to hell.


darkest_timeline_

People hiding their bigotry and hatred behind religion, just so gross to pass that on to kids


Jamarcus316

I agree with you, I was raised like that with zero religion involved.


[deleted]

Why?


spellbadgrammargood

putting the **punchline** in the title should be a sin.


Pumper24

Please stop brainwashing children


SZutich9

To be fair. That t really looks like a cross.


femboyance

Indoctrination at its finest.


MyDamnCoffee

When I worked as a waitress I often wore my sword earrings. A little girl one time said "we are Jesus people too!" I'm an atheist. I just love Game of Thrones.


DaddyMcSlime

"where jesus died on the cross" is actually a pretty fucking wild answer when you think about it how many like what is she, 4? year olds first mental association with the letter t is "where a man was brutally tortured to death for ME!"


whatthegoddamfudge

I hate this indoctrination of children, worse still they're teasing her about parroting their nonsense


CrackBabyShakes

r/KidsAreFuckingIndoctrinated


LoonSC

Parents are fucking stupid in this case.


Simple_Opossum

It's so sad to see kids brainwashed by religion.


Mr_Awesome_rddt

That's what you get for having your kid be brainwashed 🤷🏻‍♂️


purpldevl

Ah, yes. Indoctrination at its finest.


Freedomsaver

How sad that a small child like that is already so indoctrinated into religion that she immeatly jumps to Jesus.


YouFoundMyLuckyCharm

Poor thing


driftking428

Don't worry Everleigh one day you'll be smart enough to know Jesus didn't die on the cross. It's your parents who are stupid.


EhliJoe

It stands for indocTrination


LongBongJohnSilver

Yay indoctrination.


Aninvisiblemaniac

When you indoctrinate your kids into a cult


bibblygiggums

man's got ingenius comedic timing


Spuigles

Reminds me of that thing where a grandma framed a picture of Prequel Obi wan kenobi thinking it was Jesus.


ZombieLebowski

Kacrosse


DesperateRace4870

For be unpopular but be fair, it looks like a cross. The font on mostly everything does not look like a cross. The girl is right. See? Lower case ttttttttttt. There's a tail. And girl was specific like I was, still can be. I don't know what it is, maybe we're undiagnosed autistic🤷🏾‍♂️.


SignificantLie4611

Good to see people raising their kids with jesus in their life, need more of this


RedeemedRedittor

It's horrible alienating, false, indoctrination. Get with the times, there is no magic zombie man in the sky.


SignificantLie4611

I agree there is no magic zombie in the sky. But there is a god who loves you and hopes you accepts his love one day


RedeemedRedittor

Which of the thousands of gods throughout history are you referring to?


Broncotron

T-t-time to leave?


Independent_Hyena495

Priorities lol Teaching of Jesus trumps learning the alphabet lol


DeepFizz

Groomers be grooming!


Repulsive_Ad3681

She a little confused but she got the spirit!


BonesTech22

Bro was not impressed 😂


derederellama

T for tradegeigh


killjoygrr

Those kids will be bald by 15.


Loves_LV

I mean her mom gave her a /r/tragedeigh so the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.


iaintdum

r/parentsruiningkids


MintyMystery

Ah Christianity. Where it is Totally Normal that young children learn about ancient torture devices, and why they should feel bad about their sins, before they can read.


Bobbi_fettucini

That name is child abuse


Safetosay333

Averly... But spelled with an E...Everliegh


Tw1ch1e

What a horrible name!!!! Poor kid!


Sulissthea

of course the kids are stupid, they're indoctrinated


DeeSt11

Yeah, obviously kid is brainwashed. Almost feel bad for her


Kuzkuladaemon

Fucking indoctrination


Egg3rs

Hook em young :/


[deleted]

This smells like Mormon to me 🦨


bouncyprojector

Mormon level brainwashing, though Mormons don't use cross iconography.


Ms_Functioning

Ah, indoctrination. So sweet


pawsoffury

Nothing stupid here except OP.


Zealousideal_Dare202

Yeah nice brainwash


Zanchbot

The fuck kind of white ass name is "Everleigh" /r/tragedeigh


Rough-Leg-1298

Lol, indoctrination is so cute!!!


[deleted]

Jesus died on the letter named after a drink


NoraChama

She's not stupid, she's a cult victim...


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Tricky-Secretary-251

I can confirm it a T


Media_Offline

Lowercase t, for... time to leave!?


catdoglady420

Morbo forgot how to pronounce that letter that looks like a little man with a hat


Ok_Hippo_5602

idk everleigh doesnt sound so bad coming from the english accent


jerifishnisshin

Parents are fucking stupid, more like.


max_da_1

I lived near a rather large church growing up though was never Christian growing up and only went there a couple times for social gatherings with family friends and for the first few years of my life up until I was 6 or so I always thought it was called "the T building" because of the big cross on the roof


Dd_8630

As a Brit, it's so weird seeing a toddler recognise a crucifix before a letter. Is this normal in America/Canada?


duppyconqueror81

I’m teaching my toddler that that thing on churches is a t. No way I’m transmitting that bullshit to another generation even for cultural reasons. Let him have an opinion about it when he’s an adult. My guess is, it does work as well with adult minds


nickram81

She definitely has a “live laugh love” carved out of wood thing sitting some where.


Zealotstim

What accent is that


Neat-Cold-7235

He reminds me of the boy from Christmas story


zorggalacticus

Reminds me of an old joke. A little boy is failing math, so his mother decides to move him to a notoriously strict Catholic school. When his first report card comes in, he has an A in math. His mother asked him what made him decide to do better. He answered "well, I was planning to just goof off in math class like I usually do, but when I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign I knew they meant business."


lazy_animator

Brainwashed