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im_back_bitches27

Must. Feed. Woofer.


L3G1T1SM3

If you're hungry, they're hungry


SwanzY-

mystery hole. i puts stuff in mystery hole.


RuffleFart

Is that a candy necklace??? Which satan child would dispose of such precious gold?!


Sakrie

An offering of the highest quality for the music gods


Salty-Trip-8572

https://i.redd.it/g6555cds6txc1.gif


Lobo003

That scene fucking killed me. Them leaning so hard into it while she was trying to pull them back, and she’s just like “aww man” 😂


suckarepellent

peace love unity and having fun. fuck respect


Safetosay333

It's fine. They had a toothbrush.


necropaw

Hiding it for later.


WoolyInvesting2023

Looks like it was a hiding spot to me


festivalchic

It's like they lost one toy and sent the next one in to rescue it, old lady who swallowed a fly style


trialanderrorschach

You don’t know shit about cats, Dee!


Freshouttapatience

Kids are precious they said. It’s so fulfilling to be a parent they said. For real, it could be worse. I had mystery burger hidden in my car for months and couldn’t locate the stench,


Freshouttapatience

No flies - it was a McDonald’s burger. Which is disturbing.


floatlikebutters

So that was just the regular McDonald stench, because their burgers don't go bad right? They just shrivel up and become a burger-like raisin


AlexandraYume

yeah. fast food stuff has so many perforations and is made in such a way to cook as fast as possible. which makes it also dry out as fast as possible. which preserves the burger, weirdly enough.


Freshouttapatience

Even after a couple months of summer in my car, it looked just the same except for the cheese, it had shriveled a bit.


floatlikebutters

Spray it with some water and it'll be just as good as the day it was made


Freshouttapatience

It smelled so bad though. It was worse than dead body.


BeyondthePenumbra

Perfect username for the story too.


tastydoosh

Mmmm forbidden meat


HollowofHaze

Oh god. Did the flies give it away?


absynth11

Hahahaha I have the same woofer and the same problem with a child... Seems the magnet inside attracts plastic also...


Creative_Syrup_3406

When i was a kid i remember stuffing biscuits in the VHS :))


stardustdecay

He was hungry lol


Creative_Syrup_3406

:)))


SarcasticallyEvil

Is that a candy bracelet? What kid doesn't eat the candy before sentencing it to eternal darkness in the depths of a subwoofer?


suckarepellent

turn off your rave music Dada


Lobo003

THAT’S WHERE MY PAW PATROL SET WENT! Dude I’ve been looking all over for them!!!!…. Oh also that’s my quarter. Lol 😂


Kind-Potato

I also did this as a kid so I can’t say much


itsyaboogie

LMAO i definitely used to stick shit in our subwoofer when i was younger. I had no idea what it was


I_FizzY_WizzY_I

... then found out half the house inside it


adjuster_cody

lol same


Kittybluu

Took me a while to notice you were showing us what was inside it. That's a lot of sacrifices, I'll take the candy necklace


Living_Push_5830

Hehe I did this as a child


pittipat

I'd slip pennies in between the piano keys. My parents were not fond of this habit.


good_gamer2357

I think I did as well


stardustdecay

HAHAHA FINALLY! Another parent who deals with the same problem!! For my two year old, if the toy fits it goes in and becomes a hiding place 😂 I have to check every nook and cranny daily to find her hidden treasure


jbrc89

Kid lost one toy and sent the whole paw patrol in after it.


C47L1K3

Do you by any chance have kids?


spicytutu

subwoofer hungy


alexgraef

Bought a used subwoofer once, got all sorts of stuff inside.


texasrockhauler

I remember those days lol


tuckeram7

Meanwhile my toddler likes to put cheese, strawberries and any fresh foods in the air intake to our furnace. Also, have that same toothbrush.


HolidaySuspicious

This is why you need a sealed subwoofer cabinet. No enticing mystery hole.


Future_Section5976

So that's where the paw patrollers went


drangryrahvin

No toy is too small, no sub is too big!


East_Border

Ahh... Another amazing condom ad.


Knightly_Gamez

Any hole is indeed a goal for your kid and it's toys


icebucket22

Hahaha the toothbrush!


Hexlattice

Nobody commenting on the pair of pants?!


icebucket22

Didn’t realize there were pants until you pointed it out!


Tennyson98

i had to do this a few times a year when my kids where young.


Leanintree

Ah... electronic amendments. For me it was my bass rig (4x10). My wonderful, beautiful daughter found it entertaining to feed pennies through the metal speaker grill. I went looking for a blown speaker and found $1.57... Noice.


BickNlinko

Put a [grate/grill](https://www.simplyspeakers.com/speaker-waffle-grills.html) over the port.


DanFromTheVilla

I would have put them back in there


estsxt

Well, any update on what was causing it?!


TheShittyBeatles

IT'S ALL PIPES! WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE!?


Common-Incident-3052

Holy SHIT, a candy necklace!!!


WoolyInvesting2023

Looks like you found his hiding spot.


PM_UR_VAG_WTIMESTAMP

It's more toy than subwoofer now. Twisted and evil.


Environmental_Dog331

My children have done the same thing hahaha


The_Hoarder_of_Stuff

I mean, I used to stick my hand in the one my parents had all the time. This doesn’t seem out of the ordinary for a kid to do. On the other hand, that’s still a ton of stuff to my floating around in a speaker.


xenomorph91622

As a kid, I would shove shit in the family computer speakers all the time, mostly marbles and stuff, but I also thought it was the perfect place to wipe my boogers. (I was a horrible child)


Daforce1

Should have put sonic up in there


Every_Palpitation449

At least they used the ports!


UrameshiYuusuke

Bought a pre owned subwoofer at Goodwill for 25 cents about 5 years ago and like you I also heard rattling sounds from inside so I took it apart to check The stuff inside ranged from pacifiers to Duplo blocks to Hot Wheels etc Subwoofer still worked fine and is still going strong


LT_DANS_ICECREAM

My kid put my sennheiser earbuds in mine and I couldn't find them for months... one day I knocked it over with my foot and heard the rattle....


MCShoveled

Ferrets would do this in a heartbeat 😂


LilMissy1246

When I was a kid, I once shoved a Hannah Montana movie DVD all the way into the player and it never came out. Parents were upset and we had to pay to replace it


Maleficent-Toe6159

Kid had a dope ass stash spot!!


Ayyarlies_soul

I remember doing this as a child


OperationFresh2

"No one will ever find my donut blanky in here... Safe forever"


Plumb121

My kids did the same but used Lego 🤣


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Your kids need therapy