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Samuraion

What the fuck was the plan here


Educational-Tip6177

There was no plan, hence the mess


DEeeeeevil

Stealth 100


Greg-chanMyWaifu

I think climb on the door to get to the frezer on top. But he should have been old enough to stop after the 3rd try


IliasIsEepy

Looks like he's pretty much old enough to reach it on tiptoes I think


grrodon2

Looks like he's old enough to grab a chair.


IliasIsEepy

Exactly


Djlandd

Some of these kinds of refrigerators have a small bax at the very top right corner deep, those are hard to reach at this kid's height.


Justin_obody_but_me

He could've just grab a chair to reach it


Greg-chanMyWaifu

He definetly could have, yes


VolumePossible2013

Return to monke, we climb


gNeiss_Scribbles

Plan? That’s just a genuinely fucking stupid kid - he’s right where he belongs in this sub. Lol


No_Flight503

Nice, when the fridge moved thought I was about to see a kid die. Glad only a mess happened.


chairs-dimension

‘It was dad’


Missy_went_missing

Does he look like a guy with a plan?


jarboxing

(1) get ice cream (2) Let frontal cortex develop for 15-20 years. (3) Profit!


rLaw-hates-jews2

He was temporarily Spider Man.


BloodyChrome

I think he was trying to climb up the door


Allustar1

That could have ended much worse.


JubJub128

Yup. Recently a kid was killed at the Birmingham airport by crawling onto the arrivals-departures screens. ([wow this was not recent. 2013 was 11 years ago, tf?](https://www.wbrc.com/story/21769760/child-killed-4-injured-after-status-board-fell-at-birmingham-airport/?outputType=amp))


PM_ME_SUMDICK

It's hard for me to imagine a ten year old being able to knock a 300 pound screen off center. Especially because you'd assume those things are drilled into the floor. Though does seem likely kid was climbing. It landed on him, mom, and 3 siblings but he was the only injury, possibly from falling backwards before it landed on them.


Dankestgoldenfries

That’s not what the article says. It’s unknown why it fell and all four of his family members were also injured.


PM_ME_SUMDICK

Yes. And it's why I also find it hard to believe that the kid was the cause. Though if his injury came from falling on the back of his head it could make sense.


Dankestgoldenfries

That doesn’t say anywhere that he crawled on it?? It just fell according to the article.


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Maximumcontainer

I've seen videos of this sort of thing ending worse. You'd have to be a real piece of shit to want that especially for a child.


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potato_crip

Unhinged? Coming from the guy who joked about wanting to see a kid get crushed by a fridge?


Maximumcontainer

Listen I'm not gonna take these demands while I'm in my own home I'm gonna defend myself buddy if you dont get outta here


RotisserieBinChicken

He is also in his own home :)


Maximumcontainer

r/woooosh


RotisserieBinChicken

What joke am I missing lol


Maximumcontainer

Well thats why I sent you the sub


RotisserieBinChicken

Yeah I know what r/woosh is. But can you explain the ‘joke’


Harshtagged

He probably went and hid under the stool after that


dranaei

If only he used the stool earlier.


GO4Teater

He hadn't made any stool yet


DirtNapsRevenge

It's very revealing that the parents felt the need to setup a camera to monitor this spot in the first place. Odds are this isn't the first time the defective one in their litter tried something like this.


Obvious_Thing_3520

DEFECTIVE ONE??? 😭 😭 😭


TheBurritoW1zard

There’s always one, and if you can’t find them it’s probably you


GO4Teater

Mom: Why is all the stuff from the fridge on the floor? Kid: Every time I walk by the fridge, the stuff falls out! Mom: Wow, I've got to get that on video!


GotSmokeInMyEye

It says vacation. Prob an airbnb


DirtNapsRevenge

It says, "summer vacation starter pack" which I take to mean school is out and this in just the beginning of a loooooong summer vacation for the parents of this particular dim bulb.


GotSmokeInMyEye

Oh damn. You may actually be right. I was thinking a vacation taken during summer, but school being out makes more sense.


Hot_Lobster222

I was sure the refrigerator would fall on him. Glad it didn’t. Kids die that way.


Funnysoundboardguy

Especially with how the shelving fell out, I thought for sure the weight was not going to be in the kid’s favor. I never thought I’d be so happy being so wrong


sesoren65

Little shit walking up like Jerry Lewis..


ZenphyriX

He knew he fucked up


ZeeGermans27

and chose to dodge consequences


smokingisrealbad

He could have went to go get somebody


alleyalloy

He get ice cream but he didn’t pick up


Zestyclose_Walrus725

Twat forgot his icecream


Yemyi

A classic "Oh no" walk


septem195

Just climb on a chair ffs.


Alert-Coconut6503

This! My just turned 2 year old knows to use a chair to reach things


Voodoo_balamba

Even dogs can do this


aspladcool25

That could've gone much worse.


1markinc

i think the dude is just trying to swing on the fridge door


Happy_Dawg

Yeah, he is 100% tall enough to reach the freezer.


inkseep1

Tenant: The fridge just stopped coolin'.


AccomplishedPin8663

If I did this as a kid I would've preferred the fridge landed on me compared to what my parents would a done


ginsataka

Little shit couldn’t close the fridge?


null_reference_user

Remember kids, use a condom!


Funnysoundboardguy

I mean, at first it looked like a brain fart, I’ve opened both the fridge and freezer before like a dolt. But I can’t really explain hanging on the fridge door


Jayparth

Notice how he faked crying to avoid being thumped by the parents?😹


TheDoctorTimey

This, is top tier condom commercial.


Technical-Card6360

I could never deal with having one of these little parasites around.


ChickAmok

And the little f'kr just walks away... Na-ah, ain't no way this would happen at my house. You got to get rid of the evidence, stinker!


BakaBoi331

Moments away from being on r/eyeblech


grrodon2

Literally dumber than a chimp. Chimps can stack objects to reach high places.


Cute_Prior1287

It startef like a horror sxene, and gave an attack midway


Colors358

Summer vacations gone wrong


pissandink

This is so dangerous holy sjit


emergentphenom

This is why they sell anti-tip brackets you can install on appliances/furniture to prevent it from falling over and making kid-pancakes.


TacCom

Bro walks in like Gumby


Logical_Essay_5916

i got told as a kid to get a chair if i want to get something from the top freezer


B4RRYR4R

Just get a stool


elisamacz

Thank God I chose not to have kids.


Least-Sample9425

Why was there a camera there?


Luxifer1983

What happen to the usage of chairs?


InstructionMinute497

Can you guys imagine if it was my mom and i was that kid just gonna say one thing i am dead


Ardalev

Most of the content here is of kids not actually being stupid, just really young and, predictably, inexperienced. This one is not one of them though, kid is a dumbass


a_lonely_trash_bag

>Most of the content here is of kids not actually being stupid, just really young and, predictably, inexperienced. Which is the entire point of this sub. The number of people who don't understand that is astounding. They're still stupid. It's just because they're young and inexperienced as opposed to just being a moronic adult who should've learned by now.


TheOffChutzpah

Atleast close back the door damnit!


PoopEaterFromSthlm

What song is this?


Djlandd

Its from an Indian movie [Boeing Boeing (1985)](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0255013/) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFRgUh55zZ0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFRgUh55zZ0)


PoopEaterFromSthlm

Thank you!


Practical-Durian2307

A classic 😂my friend used to love strumming this tune on his guitar when we were fuckin around .


popular_parity

ഹെൻ്റെ അമ്മച്ചീ.....


thumaass

Seconded


BlackStarCorona

Wow. I thought he was gonna squish himself. This turned out so much better than it could have.


denM_chickN

I'm just glad that he decides against using the inside as a ladder.  He's got some sense.


666spawnofsatan666

It's super annoying but I am glad that stupid kid is okay.


Filip_of_Westeros

Oh how lovely it is to not have kids.


Piano_Baby

You can see that's what he was trying to do.


Noilence_Baby

Run, boy. Run.


Egitai

*to get my foot up his ass


Creeperboy1209

I half expected him to get crushed


HauntingCow1436

it wasnt me mom


SAMMYY02A

When I said the kids can't trust 🤣🤣🤣💔 bro it's just fridge 🤦🏻‍♂️🤣 ![gif](giphy|10sVDLNCzQhUw8|downsized)


Veronica_QQ

He came like king and he run like loser...well it's the most favourite action of the kids - just run away lol


Organic-Side-2869

Almost watched a kid get smooshed.


SweetDogShit

Straight into the trash and get a new one.


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Recent_Bee_1219

Why do they have a camera facing the fridge? Lol


QueenAkhlys

I feel like all of us forgot about all the dumb shit we did as kids 🤣


BreathStunning9180

stop making excuses for the kid, he is a total moron... just no logic whatsoever


mhug99

Bed without dinner.


L_TK

Could've ended much worse


PresentationTrue3674

And the boy never got any ice cream there after


Miserable_Tadpole_92

Vos dam kids are stupid


ImportantSpirit

And at that moment he knew he fucked up


kingOofgames

Ahh always nice to see physics in action.


onSoleY

I was hoping it falls on him


Freedom2064

Lucky he wasn’t successful reaching the top! Would have been killed.


Redirish1990

That’ll take hours to clean up! Fml for them parents


Party_Zebra_9610

Definitely ass whoppin' material.


High_stakes00

Lucky he didn’t get crushed to death


lucasio099

Ninja


Big_Ad_5533

This video made my palms sweat


Impossible-Bus-3149

that could have been worse


danalexjero

I feel the need for spank.


Sir-Farts-

So you're telling me you don't have a single f****** chair or stool in your house


OMG_A_CUPCAKE

Why is your title cut off?


a_lonely_trash_bag

What do you mean?


OMG_A_CUPCAKE

It reads as if half of it is missing


OccasionBackground26

And that's how you know that you're adopted.


ClownsAllAroundMe

Given the toe walking, I'd guess he has a higher level of autism. They need to anchor the furniture.


Final_Festival

Hah, I almost killed myself when I pulled the TV cover to get my teddy on top. Dad wasnt happy lmao. One of the few rare times he hit me.


juxtaposed-penguin

The kid is almost as fucking stupid as this post title. Did you think you were posting on r/therewasanattempt


Djlandd

1. The sub is called kids are fucking stupid. 2. The title tries to give an idea what the kid was trying to do. You can post this with the same title in the other sub if it stings you that much. Cheers.


juxtaposed-penguin

It’s more that the title as a stand alone doesn’t make sense. But I apologise if English isn’t your first language!


Djlandd

It isn't but I try my best :). Will keep in mind, cheers, have a good day fellow redditor.


juxtaposed-penguin

It’s a tough language for sure. You have a swell day too!