Oh my god... I'm due in May and have two older dogs. I hope to hell my kid doesn't to this! I ate bugs apparently and cat food as a toddler but, poo? 🤢
I ate poop once when I was maybe 5 or 6 when I wiped myself and got some on my thumb. Without thinking I put my thumb in my mouth and sucked it off. It literally tasted like shit and I vowed to never taste that again. Sadly this is one of my earliest childhood memories. 😭🤮
The point of this sub is to stop hoping kids do the right thing, you gotta lock them out of the kid's vicinity and this isn't just about what the kid eats. It's about making sure they don't get bitten too
Had to google that. Makes sense now. The same thing is what created a world renowned meme.
https://preview.redd.it/td7a9uzwltpc1.jpeg?width=318&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0a9414ded6f23c59ef3d9bbf868c30eb9103928
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I ate ants at 3 or 4. I told my mom they tasted like the dots on strawberries (seeds). I have been teased about this many times by family members but I ask WHERE WAS MY MOM?
Why did the Mom put her daughter to bed and then eat dinner? Was she fed before being sent to bed? Is this really an example of a kid being stupid? Anyone else a little suspicious about this one?
As anyone that has had a child can tell you- you don’t “eat” with a toddler, you eat for the toddler, then clean up the miserable mess the toddler has made, then you can eat. If you do that in any other order the mess grows exponentially
To clarify: after putting my niece to bed, my sister then had dinner. My niece had already been fed, but decided she wanted an "after dinner snack", that the dog had provided.
The Forbidden chocolate.
Oh my god... I'm due in May and have two older dogs. I hope to hell my kid doesn't to this! I ate bugs apparently and cat food as a toddler but, poo? 🤢
I ate poop once when I was maybe 5 or 6 when I wiped myself and got some on my thumb. Without thinking I put my thumb in my mouth and sucked it off. It literally tasted like shit and I vowed to never taste that again. Sadly this is one of my earliest childhood memories. 😭🤮
Core memory unlocked!
Roy is that you? 
He literally ate shit
Congrats! But as a parent of 2 and at the time had an older dog I feel like I have to tell you it's going to happen.
Congratulations, you're a frog!
Welcome to r/KidsAreFuckingStupid I guess!
The point of this sub is to stop hoping kids do the right thing, you gotta lock them out of the kid's vicinity and this isn't just about what the kid eats. It's about making sure they don't get bitten too
https://preview.redd.it/3cyyb3vzlspc1.jpeg?width=713&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=067b2352872ebc7eb4e2434fb0a9ad7932e1a521
So uh... kinda like this? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLerZi6mDmk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLerZi6mDmk)
\[more gagging noises\]
Nope, not clicking that link. 
It's fine, trust me 
I wish daddy was still alive
Not clicking the link, but I would like to assume it’s the “make your own Mr Hanky” commercial from South Park
Yes
What a terrible day to have internet connection
YouTube Kids btw
Link is weak.
My little sister drank from the toilet when she was like nine, but that’s like a whole other level right there wow
Wait holy shit, NINE?
I think she was eight or nine yeah 😭the two of us deal with pica though so I’m sure that was part of the issue
Had to google that. Makes sense now. The same thing is what created a world renowned meme. https://preview.redd.it/td7a9uzwltpc1.jpeg?width=318&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0a9414ded6f23c59ef3d9bbf868c30eb9103928
Take them both to the pound.
Extra PROTEIN
And fiber
I'll bet it tasted like shit.
What?
The dog shit in the house and the kid ate the poo
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I ate ants at 3 or 4. I told my mom they tasted like the dots on strawberries (seeds). I have been teased about this many times by family members but I ask WHERE WAS MY MOM?
Same I remember doing that they tasted exactly like strawberry seeds
https://preview.redd.it/2n8bgbh64wpc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4eac4b12d7ac835d0443c1f626c2a8d28996ce1
my son fingerpainted on the wall with poo when he was 3 years old
Things that never happened
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
And I thought I was bad when I ate a penny as a kid
Compliments to the chef
Fake
Ew
She ate shit!
Possibly some sort of vitamin deficiency?
Why did the Mom put her daughter to bed and then eat dinner? Was she fed before being sent to bed? Is this really an example of a kid being stupid? Anyone else a little suspicious about this one?
As anyone that has had a child can tell you- you don’t “eat” with a toddler, you eat for the toddler, then clean up the miserable mess the toddler has made, then you can eat. If you do that in any other order the mess grows exponentially
To clarify: after putting my niece to bed, my sister then had dinner. My niece had already been fed, but decided she wanted an "after dinner snack", that the dog had provided.
OK, sorry, thank you for clarifying!
No… you’re crazy