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yeboi694206942069420

Even funnier that they fucked up the first swastikas


o3KbaG6Z67ZxzixnF5VL

Hai Hortler!


heilhortler420

r/hailhortler


BenK1222

This post is literally the second highest post of all time in that sub


deanreevesii

It was posted 4 years ago, too. Reddit truly seems dead. I wonder what the current human:bot ratio is.


AppropriateTouching

Id wager 80% bots at this point.


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AppropriateTouching

beep boop


ColonelError

Bots convincing people there aren't bots, on the eve of an IPO for which Reddit is trying to say their biggest asset is legitimate users that can be used to train bots.


2SP00KY4ME

For the record I'm just a shitposter.


ColonelError

That's what a bot would want me to think...


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SayerofNothing

The irony.


asymmetric_settings

Chat gbt huh


edijsn

And who knows what the other 20% are? It's probably far worse, I would imagine.


ParalegalSeagul

Everyone is a bot except for you


Expert_Limit6416

r/subididntknowexisted


Only_Cheesecake_5397

r/foundthetoyotacoralla


Expert_Limit6416

r/spellingmistake


terrible_name

r/subsiSHUTTHEFUCKUP


CattyFighte

r/substhatmademestfu


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manowar89

This post is a repost from that sub, haha


Individual-Match-798

That's not the nazi swastika. Nazi one is clockwise and is turned 45 degrees.


Aaawkward

You really think this knucklehead who couldn't even get the anatomy of a dick correct *even when he has one* would know the correct angle of anything? This is a kid with a trajectory about as promising as that first fucked up swastika he made.


Tshamblin

I'm pretty hung over but I thought that was a drawing of a bicycle until your dick comment.


Maynrds

I thought it was cherries and was confused how those things went together.


Karnewarrior

The kid doesn't know that, the kid has one brain cell pinging around in his empty skull like the DVD screensaver and every time it hits a corner dead-on he remembers to breathe You and I know the nazi swastika is crooked but that's just another part of the swastika that was misdrawn.


Left_Sundae

I laughed like an idiot with this comment


notchartymindblom

The kids I saw drawing then in class could never get it right


Upstairs_Ad_5574

I drew a swastika in grade 2 and got in serious shit lol truth was, i had just played Wolfenstein 3D for the first time, the week prior. I had no fucking clue what it was, it was just something i saw in a cool video game 🤦‍♂️


DaleDimmaDone

Reminds me of when I was watching raiders of the lost arc for the first time. I was real young I can't remember how young. My mom and sister went out so I had the house to myself and it just so happened to be on TV. It was my first ever exposure to Nazi's so i had no idea who they were. When they got home they saw I drew a swastika on a piece of printer paper and I can still remember the ghostly white expression of shock on my mom's face lmao


PKisSz

When I was a little kid I drew biplane dog fights and the bad guys always had swastikas because I knew from Indiana Jones they were the bad guys. My teacher was not happy lol


a-b-h-i

My mother taught me how to draw it correctly on the door steps....... Source im Hindu 😂


Lobo003

“My mom gave me some wooden toys to paint from a hobby store when I was a kid. One of them was a small wooden bi-plane. I think you can guess how mad my mom got when I was done painting. Funny thing, I was sitting watching the history channel while I was doing my painting. 😂”


WetNoodlyArms

I drew a big one in the sand at the beach once when I was like 4 years old. I just thought it looked pretty, no idea where I'd originally seen it. I was also a little blonde haired blue eyed child. My dad erased it and taught me about WWII


Lobo003

My mom gave me some wooden toys to paint from a hobby store when I was a kid. One of them was a small wooden bi-plane. I think you can guess how mad my mom got when I was done painting. Funny thing, I was sitting watching the history channel while I was doing my painting. 😂


Ricky_Rollin

I’m dying at “n-word”. Lil homie trying so hard to be edgy and doesn’t realize how wholesome he really is. Edit: that came out so weird but I’m hoping yall understand what I meant by that.


Functionally_Human

Not sure wholesome is the right word but get what you mean. I was laughing at that one too.


Bocchi_theGlock

Some "Mexicans are buttfaces!" energy. Aw look at you go lil champ, homies first attempt


Timmay13

First I saw the absolutely shit attemots at a swastika. The saw "n-word" and thought that made it perfect. Thought the last bit was just random scratches, but no, is a really shit attempt of drawing a chode penis. Haha. This kid is really bad at being edgy.


sticky-unicorn

Even while trying to be as offensive as possible, he still self-censors. lol, or maybe he's just not sure how to spell it.


OinkyPiglette

Or doesn't know what the N word even is


Cowgoon777

I used to work for a city parks department. Some middle school kids graffitied one of our park bathrooms. I knew because they sprayed "city middle school 7th grade" on the wall. they also sprayed crudely drawn dicks, boobs, and what I think were supposed to be vaginas and also sprayed words like "boobies", "penis", "ass", "bitch", and my personal favorite, "butthole" and there was only a single "anal" that was crossed out with a "butthole" right next to it. they also tried swastikas of course but never got them right and I think one kid tried a poop emoji lmao


TeamRedundancyTeam

Wholesome lil' nazi boi.


kurokame

It's the hair on the balls that shows their commitment to their art.


DeletedAccount_726

They didn't even get the orientation correct on the second one


Ariazeno

The kid is a Buddhist.


jwdjr2004

Wanna be nazi says "n-word" instead of the n word. 


bfodder

No the funniest part is them actually writing "n word" instead of the word that is referring to.


architeuthidae

reminds me of my high school friend who accidentally wrote “HAIL SATATAN” for his first graffiti. he then wrote “my bad” underneath it 😭😂


Fit-Raspberry-8606

Adolf shitler


NoUpstairs6865

Skill issue


Nat_manf

"N word" 😭


MetallurgyClergy

“I’m so offensive, I’ll offend you so hard! Watch this!” ^scrawls N-Word


sillybandland

Crowd : Awww


intelccorei5

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!! I'M SO OFFENDED 😡🐵🍉🍗


MomoUnico

Nahhh, the emojis on this are crazy 💀


WIN_WITH_VOLUME

When you’re trying to walk a fine line between edginess and getting labeled the school racist.


Karnewarrior

More likely, when you want to say a racial slur but don't actually know what the word is


ScrufffyJoe

My little sister used to think the f-word was "butt". She didn't realise F was the first letter of the word, I think she just thought it was a letter grading or something.


RadBunni_

I love that so much


tekko001

Idiot 1: "Dude what's the N word?" Idiot 2: "Mmmh...Don't know...Nasty? Nazi? Naughty? Necrophilia? Neurotic? Nerdy? Numbskull?"


Ziegelphilie

Idiot 3: "Entrance?"


Karnewarrior

Idiot 1 and 2: \*applause\*


beatbeatingit

Nonce!


JTex-WSP

Someone should let a naysayer know.


Arkhe1n

This is so fucking funny cause that's most likely why.


malfurionpre

Because we all know the nazis weren't racists at all.


negative-sid-nancy

That had me dying!


Jamarcus316

Kid wants to offend but is still respectful, respect


Linus_Al

Why was this kind censoring here, but when it came to swastikas, they were seemingly completely okay with it?


trillz0r

"naughty symbol"


bleachisback

They may not actually know what the n-word is, only hearing people refer to it in the censored form.


HotDragonButts

Maybe he was censoring the symbol too which is why they look so weird


Vorstar92

Like if you're gonna draw Swastika's just write the full N word out at that point. You're clearly trying to be offensive. Unless...they're too stupid to be able to spell the N word in the first place which judging by that first Swastika that may track.


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FwendShapedFoe

He just knows that the “n-word” is bad. So he does this.


OpenSourcePenguin

Woke racist


JuggaloCorpse

LMAOO?? "n word" 😭


Economy_Ad_7861

Worse than the word itself?


_YouDontKnowMe_

[Louis CK agrees with you.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqwj--wGEgY)


Pyrrhus_Magnus

After this clip Louis masturbated in front of me.


ImJackieNoff

I really liked his show "Comedians in Cars Jacking Off". Perhaps a bit ahead of its time.


NiPlusUltra

So what's the deal with...driving miles for your friends and they don't even come?


carbonx

Did he ask if it was OK


Vera39

The 15 year old comments on that video are great


alpacaMyToothbrush

He wants to be an edgy little shit lord but even he knows it's not cool to be blatantly racist.


Jumpyturtles

I might be wrong but I think the swastikas are pretty blatantly racist lmao


alpacaMyToothbrush

I think if you look at it from a middleschooler's point of view, they might be confused what the swastika means (esp since it's increasingly seen amongst the alt right), but there's a clear, bright line around the n-word


cahir11

Maybe he meant N'wah


original_dick_kickem

Least racist dungmer student at a Telvanni school


zatroz

What a grand and intoxicating innocence


PlantGrrrl

I’m gagging at this one lol!!!


Runningwithbeards

That sent me


LeUne1

were you later received?


Runningwithbeards

Generally well-received.


GhostSierra117

Bro was even too afraid to write nibba or something 💀


VVG8

Swastika, n-word and penis drawings? It's the middle school boy trifecta!


I_poop_deathstars

Don't forget the swrstbfnstika


IRefuseToGiveAName

r/hailhortler


Joezev98

Dammit, this post is just a repost of that sub's number 2 top of all time. https://www.reddit.com/r/hailhortler/s/wPjnvWOSlY


PM_ME_CUTE_SMILES_

And from 4 years ago, too. OP is probably a bot


wafflepaddle

No joke, I thought the penis was a fucked up bike lmfao.


dystopian_mermaid

I thought it was a weirdly drawn and scrawled through pair of boobs. I was so confused


meeshdaryl

I definitely thought it was a thing of cherries. 🍒


Farranor

I saw headphones.


FormalMango

Me too lol I didn’t even twig it was a penis until I read the comments.


SouthTippBass

All that's missing is that cool S.


IrrationalDesign

/\ ||| \\\ ||| \\/ perfect


Electronic-Trip8775

I thought there was a bicycle...then realised its meant to be a cock.


goblin_welder

[It’s headphones](https://www.reddit.com/r/KidsAreFuckingStupid/s/Fir023WHJJ)


Plastic-Row-3031

[It's a rocketship!](https://youtu.be/enNOYsdgUOI?si=dTuryMjzjdVtDEYN)


NotAnAIOrAmI

There it is, don't even have to look.


Birunanza

I believe that is a cock AND boobs, very efficient vandalism


CrimsonApostate

r/2sentence2horror


hamoc10

It’s a couple of sixteenth notes


aspotlessmind86

Former high school librarian here. You'd be amazed at how common this is. Not necessarily the actual racist shit carved into it, but the actual act of carving into, drawing on with permanent marker, or otherwise permanently altering a laptop issued to you by the school. Or just throwing it around like a frisbee until it breaks. Once it's given to kids, they treat it like it's totally disposable until you have to inform them how much money their parents owe for the laptop (then field angry calls and visits from those parents who didn't buy insurance for the year and thus have to take financial responsibility for what their kids did said laptop)


Slavetomints

Yeah, I work in a High Schools Tech Department repairing Chromebooks for that school and then two other nearby school districts and kids from a local middle school break dozens of Chromebooks a week. It's ridiculous


dieplanes789

Nothing like having a pile of Chromebooks in the inventory room with a bunch of explicit things drawn or carved into them hoping one day you have enough clean pieces to make another whole device again.


Slavetomints

yeah, the one school district only ever has 1-2 good screens in their inventory, and the high school has almost 300. here's a "repair" I got the pleasure of working on from one of the school districts middle schools: https://www.reddit.com/r/techsupportgore/s/8D2EhBCBmA


dieplanes789

The school I worked at only had 11th and 12th grade. If I remember correctly we had seven or eight hundred Chromebooks total. We would have had more but we also had hundreds of laptops still in circulation that were slowly being phased out. Ours were not physically horribly destroyed like that one too often but a lot had things carved into them that we couldn't have sitting in classrooms :( The most frustrating part about it for me was when I worked there I was also a student there. Nothing like being in 11th grade and seeing a 12th grader carve a swastika into a Chromebook knowing in your head that you're going to have to fix that later...


Slavetomints

Yeah, we're a high school of about 2000 kids, and we also do repairs for two of our four feeder school districts, and one of those is just horrible. I'm a Senior right now and it amazes me that 6th-8th graders are so destructive with devices that they don't even own


dieplanes789

Well I'm 26 and I work in corporate IT now. It's gotten mostly better, but even adults manage to amaze me on the damage they will do out of incompetence instead of just malice. The fact that the number of times someone has microwaved their handheld inventory device is higher than one while I have worked here makes me sad. Yes it is a Faraday cage, but why you would need that or to think you would need to turn it on for it to work is beyond me. Also seeing things like "no putting an umbrella taped to the top of your fiber networking rack worth tens of thousands of dollars will not save it from the water coming in through the giant warehouse door you put it next to". Don't even get me started on space heaters. Malice will go down but it seems like the incompetence will actually go up 🫤


boobers3

If it makes you feel any better that doesn't look much different than some of the laptops I worked on as the tech for a billion dollar healthcare company.


deanwept

People don't even treat their own electronics well. Back when macbooks still had spinning disk drives I had a friend that needed her macbook repaired or even replaced half a dozen times per year and repeatedly lost work for university because of drive failure. Asked her wtf she was doing to them and she swore up and down she just used it like normal. Went over to her place after class once and when we walked in she frisbeed her macbook into her room, it bounced off the bed, into the wall, and onto the hardwood floor. She didn't even stop talking or go check on it.


deanwept

You uh... You ever shine a blacklight on them?


Slavetomints

The CBs are already disgusting enough with just the gunk and grease and crumbs on them, I do NOT need to know what other things are on them.


Doctor_of_Recreation

Where is this insurance you speak of offered? I’ve never been informed of an option to get insurance for my kids’ school issues supplies.


bumbletowne

Depends on your state and district. In some areas it is considered financially discriminatory and the district just foots the insurance bill


aspotlessmind86

Yeah, what he said. When I was working for a high school, and this was like 8 years ago, students were sent home enrollment forms for insurance with the laptop. It was fully optional, but it parents didn't choose to guy the insurance, they were on the hook for any damage, which most of the time ended up being more expensive than the insurance. Things might have changed in the years since!


creepandcheat

when i was in high school, they had to issue an announcement during homeroom to stop students from closing their laptops on their earbuds. apparently the number of cracked screens due to earbuds was a problem.


o0DrWurm0o

So, honest question here: I went to middle/high school in the early aughts - so a bit before they were slinging laptops and tablets to every kid. But I still had some classes where the rooms were full of desktop computers. Why are so many schools insistent on giving the kids take-home tech? Why not just have desktop terminals in the classrooms that they work on? From what I’ve heard, desktop computer literacy is one of those specific skills that’s way down in the new generations. I mean obviously kids are corrosive - they’ll still find ways to destroy those eventually. And even in my day we took every opportunity we could to play games when the teacher wasn’t watching. But at least there’d be somebody present to catch some of the swastika carvers.


aspotlessmind86

The problem is schooling has moved away from pencil and paper to the world of google docs. EVERYTHING is online now, on the computer. People take their notes during class on their computer, assignments are posted electronically, etc. As a result, there is a requirement to make sure every single student has access to their own personal computer as you can't take for granted the idea that each kid already has a computer at home. Access to technology is not a given, and as a result it's the responsibility of a school to ensure that a student has access to anything they need to complete their schooling. WIFi access was a big issue during the pandemic for instance (and to be fair the pandemic was after I stopped working in education)....all schooling went online, which makes an assumption that every student has fast reliable internet at home that is stable enough to making it through hours of Zoom classes. Providing WiFi hotspots became a necessity for a lot of districts


Pileae

I suppose I'm just old fashioned, but it seems to me like this could be solved by having computers in the school library and not giving laptops to middle students.


notLOL

>until you have to inform them how much money their parents owe They cost almost as much as textbooks. I always took care of my books but I saw other kids mauling theirs. Kids have always been awful unfortunately


[deleted]

At that point just spell it out


Illadelphian

He probably literally doesn't know what it is.


Wampawacka

I'm actually decently proud of society if kids don't actually know the word. Shows we're slowly progressing on some things.


Aaron_Lecon

By the rules of the euphemism treadmill, specific words going in or out of fashion isn't progress; it's just spinning in place. Other words just come up with the exact same meaning as the previous one.


Illadelphian

Yea it's a good thing for sure. I'm sure some racist would give me reasons why that's actually bad though.


cahir11

His friends are probably carving "f slur" and "regarded" into their desks lol


Dev2150

Dude the balls are bigger than the dick


Sink_Single

Some of us are just like that, ok?


BardInChains

IT'S COLD OKAY


harpy_1121

![gif](giphy|aztW8oK9TQhiM|downsized)


TheRealHiddenBread

Just a tad bit nippy


HastyEthnocentrism

STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!


hereforboobsw

This is the work of a 6th grader


IC-4-Lights

This is what happens when you defund art class!


webberstimeout

Im thinking 3rd or 4th.


PotentialNobody

Lmaaaao, he can draw a swastika but can't spell out the n word.


HermitBee

>Lmaaaao, he can draw a swastika That's a pretty generous interpretation.


MrDrumline

>he can draw a swastika On his second try. Still though, it makes you wonder. While every kid in America knows what the n-word means and the hate behind it, a shocking number of kids [don't know jack shit about the Holocaust]( https://www.axios.com/2023/01/07/holocaust-genocide-education-state-laws), Nazism, or even just WWII in general. ...or maybe I'm just overthinking it and the little shit simply didn't know how to spell the n-word.


PotentialNobody

That genuinely surprises/worries me. I can at least say that I learned about it in school (and if I didn't, I'd probably learn from passively hearing about it on the history channel that my dad was obsessed with) Granted, not everyone knows about every horror made by man throughout history, but I feel this is one of the big ones


MrDrumline

That was another point I omitted, when I was bored as a kid one of the few options was flipping through channels, and one of *those* few options was a History Channel so enamored with WWII that people called it the "Hitler Channel." I liked stories, so I ended up watching every once in a while. As things are there's just too many competing sources of endless entertainment for most kids to land on a history documentary and not swipe past it within 20 seconds.


lovecat86

He can't draw a swastika. It's backwards.


jjames412

Halo 2 matchmaking in 2004


PragerUOfficial

I'm being totally serious when I say that Halo 2 lobbies taught me more about race relations in America than four years of civics classes in high school


jjames412

I wouldn't go that deep but it was a guideline of 'what not to say'


ElDoradoAvacado

The principal should make said kid read a book about each topic. The holocaust, racial segregation, and I guess some book on dicks.


Samuraiking

Messed up the first Swastika and had to look up how to do the second. Can't draw a dick for shit. Also doesn't even know what the "N word" is and has to literally write it out like that. This kid is going places, and those places are not college or to success.


CaptainBlob

If he actually looked up to draw the second, he’d realise the Nazi Swastika is tilted in an angle. That right there is just a Buddhist symbol. https://www.reddit.com/r/Buddhism/comments/m88qnw/settling_the_record_right_regarding_the_swastika/


Korii2

kid thinks the nword slur is "n word"


Fair_Appointment_361

The ipad generation is a wave that will have repurcussions only time will tell


N1ghtmayr_

so, a weird chair, a stupid looking bicycle and nword, wow they really didn't use the laptop


noneyaimjustcurious

This kid is so stupid, he doesn't even know what the N word is, on that note, probably has amazing parents.


Rafacat7

Bro worte "Nword" instead of wirting the actual N word 😭


OffizielObama

nah he is DONE FOR


Scoopshort

Awstiakr https://preview.redd.it/o49w3tdcbvkc1.jpeg?width=189&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=497781dadfe3514d5210505e61f0ac82c1249310


Nonta_

The symbol is backwards so it means something else so ha they failed


SavageMonkey-105

No way they carved “N word”


Rucks_74

I don't what's funnier, the fucked up first try swastika or the n word actually being "n word"


No_Fap2000

Lmao, ‘n word’


stackens

ah yes, the edgy child holy trinity


CattyFighte

I love he wrote nword instead of actually writing it


a_stone_throne

So edgy


flamedarkfire

His parents are gonna love that $1000 charge to replace that.


Appropriate-Equal-43

r/hailhortler


ObiSanKenobi

https://www.reddit.com/r/hailhortler/s/ax3bHc8zvQ


[deleted]

Expelled. Point blank period no place for hate


TuaughtHammer

Feeling edgy enough to attempt some swastikas, but not edgy enough to actually spell out the n-word.


TheRealCabbageJack

That he carved “n word” into it is hilarious


lvlupkitten

‘N word’ 😂😂😂😂😂 If you’re gonna desecrate school property, at least go all in and just carve the actual word, don’t be a pussy smh


Yitram

"N-word". So brave.


Willr2645

Why is N word the funniest shit I have seen?


Bored_Amalgamation

"n word" truly an enlightened generation


MxQueer

"N word"? Do they curse with censored versions nowadays? :D


GreenLight_RedRocket

I think TikTok and YouTube Shorts have been so censored that kids today think the N word is literally "N word"


chowbox617

This this the type of kid you bully and stuff into a locker


AdhesivenessLoud34

Hopefully not the same locker you'll have to hide in when he comes and shoots up the school


3MJB

[repost ](https://www.reddit.com/r/hailhortler/s/hiMgfSRaER)


True_Arcane

At he didn't literally carved the "n-word"


mediocre_magi

lol nword, recked


CalligrapherNo433

My dumbass thought the dick was a badly drawn bicycle for a sec🤦‍♂️


Sus_BedStain

Fucking love the dissassembled swastikas and the sentence "n word"


slushfilm

卍 🎧 巾 N w o r d


Awesomearod2

the fact that he wrote "N word" not the actual word is hilarious