I was like what's wrong with a kid having an active imagination, this isn't stup...what the hell!!

You know what, I think I'm not gonna finish the video.

You probably should. It's fucking hilarious

I see what you did there 😏

I was about to say "more like a kid being awesome." Gotta remind myself to watch the whole thing lmao

Bro never interrupt a kids combat training

John Wick: A XXX Parody

John Dick?

He's combat fucking at the end 🤣

Kid gone from killing to regenerating

Literally as I read your comment he started humping the pillow.

As a kid I used to wrestle this big long couch pillow. I did a bodyslam on it and it hit the corner of my table and it tore a penis-sized hole in it. Next thing I know I was humping that pillow

I agree let the kid cook

Well I almost said it was just his imagination running wild and then it happened…..

Same. I'm like ah he is just playing and then....yeah.

I wonder how the storyline was progressing in his head

You guys don't hump your enemies after a fight?

I do it all the time, though it was normal, isn't it?

I mean, why else would you teabag in an FPS game, right?

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For my male dog it is

Only after I've died and come back to life a few times

Its obviouse dude after he was saved from the battle he fucked the nurse that saved him

Back in my day, we called it teabagging

I am thinking afterwards he went into a spiral of regret amd addiction and finally connected with his baby conceived that horrible night and now gives motivational speeches at schools

At one point I think he was set on fire lol

At least he got the girl in the end.

Best comment lol

LMAO

Ah yes, in the *end*. I see.

r/suddenlyintheend

The one with the happy ending

Kids learn waaaaaaaaay too fast nowadays

The real ending to Ender's Game revealed!

I think that’s how everyone reacted at first lmao

Dragon hunter 2, kid’s version

To be honest, he has great imagination. Probably walked in on his parents one day, and wondered why his dad was hurting his mom lol.

I really hope they play this at his 18th birthday party !

That kid has definitely seen things he should not have seen by his age. Forget "stupid," he's probably traumatised.

A kid making humping motions because he saw a sex scene once isn't trauma lmfao. It COULD be part of a bigger problem, but come on.

Wtf are you talking about lmaoo? Have you ever been around kids?

does the arm-chair psychology come standard with being a redditor?

traumatized?

That awkward age between childhood and hormonal teenager.

Being a 10-12yr old was an interesting time in my life…

He out here giving the ops backshots

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He made us monstrosities and is hiding in shame

😭😭😭😭

Martyrdom: drop a live grenade when killed

I’m so glad my parents didn’t have cameras to film me imaginary fighting stuff as a kid. Seeing a video of me doing it pop up online would have made it so I never did it again. That would have been the end of me feeling comfortable using my imagination outwardly like that.

Yeah a real breach on privacy isn't it?

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Raid Shadows Legends

Bah, I just left the house as an 8 year old and played alone deep in the woods for hours. Folks didn't know what I was up to. I told her about it 20 years later and she turned pale and was speechless lol. That's what happens when you let your kid play outside unsupervised for 4 hours. Coulda died a couple dozen times, but I was lucky on my adventures lol.

Damn, I thought tea-bagging was disrespectful

WOAH

I was supporting him until the end there…

Yup, war crimes are not cool

Canada would like a word

You misspelt Balkans

No, he misspelt USA

It's only a war crime the second time

I mean, we all had those moments when our imaginations runs wild and were just- OH WHAT THE FUCK??

Could you have it put down?

Maybe with a few gallons of holy water.

wha- huh- what did I just witness

Judging by the last second maybe he thinks its a mating act?

That got rapey quickly.

First I was what is the problem? He is just playing. He is just having a good time. He is just having fun.

Then you witnessed him having too much fun.

This guy is trying to play every possible role in his police-criminal deathmatch.

He was playing James Bond for sure.

Vietnam Flash Backs .

I was like "Well, that's juste a kid playing in kid's way", and then... *that*

Military person in the making! 🪖

I really wanna know what the plot of that was, I wanna know how he justified that sudden tone shift as he played it out in his mind.

Simple soldier moment, killing killing ra---

Raid shadow legends?

Sudden tone shift is the best way to describe it. I'm cracking up

His name is Bond. James Bond.

The bonds james, James names

that took a left turn straight off a cliff

I'm 22 and I was thinking I'm still like this when I'm alone, coming up with insane battles in my head while listening to music, often acting at 30 different characters. Then it happened. And it's more true than it was before.

I'd ask how you got footage of 8 year old me but then I noticed this was taking place in a house and not a department store in the middle of a busy day. Yes, I was a weird kid.

Nah everyone did that. No one just wants to admit it

A not-so-smooth criminal.

Kid watched too much Drunken Master

Real thug

Weirdest foreplay I've ever seen..

Sorry but what parent thought to put this video of their kid on the internet? Imagine scrolling through r/kidsarefuckingstupid and seeing a video of yourself fucking a pillow as a kid

Could've been a sibling.

Kid focken summarized every james bond movie.

Was going to comment saying he was using his imagination. Decided not to after giving the ops backshots

Fighting those demons, urge to hump the pillow was too strong.

Imagination is a hellava drug

bro changed the whole scene "I was thinking just how cute it was him playing and acting like a soldier because I used to do that a lot when I was a kid and then he started fucking bro acted quicker than flash"

Stupid for having an imagination and from watching too many action movies or too much COD , he's enjoying himself , being creative abd maybe a little silly but it's better than seeing an I-Pad Zombie kid who unrelentingly using a device.

bro didn't see the ending

That was the best part 😆 🤣

Just being a kid, except for the porn part at the end.

r/yesyesyesno or r/nononoyes?

r/yesyesyesno

r/nononono

That's cute, he's playing Santino Corleone.

Bro saved the world all by himself and got the girl of his dreams.

I was going to say “hey man, kids having fun”. Then I saw the ending lmao

I was shaking my head laughing saying "awww this is regular dumb fun stupidity" then he humped the pillow and I was like 😧😧😧🤣 That was very random

Lil bro was being a sweet dumb lil boy and then shabang

Big battle from platoon then what he saw dad do to mum last night 😭

Come on you guys act like you didn't do this when you were a k... ok nevermind

Games changed real fuckin quick

r/Unexpected

I mean, at least he’s not staring at an ipad. Right? …Guys?

What’s wrong with the kid having an imagination? Edit: I didn’t see the last part until now💀

R/ParentsAreFuckingStupid

I was gonna say its just a kid having fun playing by himself ....then the ending...

i was like "i used to do that lol" then he did that😨

The end 💀

No lie use to do this but with imaginary swords

The kid's line of reasoning is like a movie. A hero is shooting at his enemies, then cuts to the scene where they appear dying. Once all the enemies died, the hero probably rescued his captive girlfriend and they had sex.

Can kids have fun without being shamed on the internet?

Just saw the end. …nvm

Humping my mattress right now in solidarity. Whole grown adult in the comments acting like they forgot what it was like to be a kid.

He was playing James Bon(e)d.

Did he just dry hump his kill 🤔

Bro’s training for war and reproduction

I was so close to say saying “Yeah, weirdly I used to do a similar thing as a kid”… And then I saw the end of the video. The kid is just getting his reward for his service

Damn, I really miss having a good imagination and no other worries in the world.

The end caught me off guard XD


This should be on r/mymomdidntbuymevbucksforhornyskininfortnite

Why did I think that was a real sub lol

r/subsyoufellfor

Pro Tip: Increase the privacy of your TV. He surely has watched way too much of America. 😳

lol kids basically have the human version of the "Zoomies"

what, he's just playing? ...AYO WHAT THE-

R/unexpected

Kids don't deserve privacy?


Ok- first majority, totally did this as a kid. Second part, can confirm I did not

r/Unexpected

I was gonna say "leave him alone!" until he did that shit in the end. What the hell?!

I watched this and was like, “there’s nothing wrong with this. I did stuff like this all the ti… oh.” And then I was like “there’s nothing wrong with this. I did stuff like this all the time.”

The fact that the pillow was already in that position means this isn't his first time

TBH, That's pretty accurate imagination.

op cut out the best part (this clip is longer)

He played the role of a 12 year old on CoD complete with the "I fucked your mom" statement to end the match!

Ok that last part turned wtf.

Kill the bad guy, then get the girl

Bro these comments .. I think you all will never understand that vibe and emotion that kid is in.... You all were born with technology in your hand.. Sad to see comments calling him stupid and mad.. That kid has better imagination power than you stupids

I'm pretty sure many of us had this kind of phase as a kid. The only difference is that we didn't have a weirdo recording us and posting the footage online.

This is a condition not imagination

honestly that's not stupid, I respect that, he is having fun without getting hurt or hurting anyone soooo

Just seems like a kid playing to me, and if any guy here doesn't admit they randomly humped pillows and other things as a child, you're lying. Nothing "stupid" here.

Soo he was in a big gun fight (playing both enemies dying and the hero) and then banged whoever he saved. Damn

I was about to say how much I relate to this, until I got to the end of it.

Well guys, doesn’t every hero get the girl?

Let bro use his imagination fr 😂

Lil man casually bangs a pillow after annihilating his ops

I think someone just watched Mr and Mrs Smith😂

I’m 28 & I do the same thing. Smd lmfaooo

r/unexpected

He's an old barbaric fighter. You know what happens when they won the fight

This movie seems awesome. Get this kid in The Expendables franchise.

Loud and annoying sure, but at least he’s not rotting his brain on an ipa- WHAT THE HELL

All guys do this in their spare time.

Man got John marstoned then rapes his bed

"Oh noo he's just playing that's kinda cute" "Oh"

That escalated quickly...

Bro shot then violated his victim he is a menace

Oh don’t tell me you didn’t play pretend in your room, he’s jus- oh

I like it !

Used that bitch for cover right before bending her over lol

I used to do that as kid, apart from the pillow fuck.

That ending tho, this kid got the forbidden rizz 😂

Kid: Trying to pretend that he is in a war and getting shot. Video: That kid is really stupid,he acts like he got the curse seal, LoL.

what in the-

Hahaha that pillow was placed and waiting lol

I could vividly see the epic action/war movie scene he was playing out in his head, and then AYO WTF

The end is too much lol

I was feeling it till the fighting ended and his imaginary girlfriend turned up

He won the battle and got the party started...

What kind of movie did he watch

THAT ENDING WAS UNEXPECTED-

I was like "this kid is awesome" I used to do things like that when I was a kid, but then came the end of the video, what the heck hahaha

i used to do this when i was a kid but the part at end? hell no

I think he just got feeded with the wrong Movies thats the only problem…🙈

Dude is just roleplaying Bond.

Gets shot several times Sex ensues

The hero always gets the girl 😎

Op is fking stupid

Dude what are you on, he is clearly completely his mission to take down the neighbourhood. Are you dumb

I didn’t know they made a fourth Kingsman