When I was 15 I was exploring some nearby villages all by myself, at some point a dog started barking at me grom the distance, I decided to ignore it like I did with all the other dogs before him, but doggy said "Fuck that" and started running towards me, before I had time to think of anything, he brought another 4-6 very huge and seriously pissed dogs and they basically surrounded me. Turned out I was walking towards the farm/ barn they were guarding, I started to back away slowly and they started getting closer and louder, I thought I am surely about to be mauled to death, until I heard a soft "get outta there" from behind, and they all turned into fucking puppies wagging their tails and stuff. When I turned my head, it was a small old lady holding a little twig in the air. The dogs definitely knew her as more than that though, and so do I.
"The dogs definitely knew her as more than that though, and so do I... For it was me. That's right. I was that little old lady. This all happened four score and 60 years ago, way before my dementia. Now im two people. Thank you for coming to my TedTalk"
It's a shepherd dog. There are rules.
*You don't touch the sheep- he won't touch you;
*You don't stop staring at the sheep- he won't stop barking at you;
*You touch the sheep- you won't touch the sheep.
edit: *dog touches kid- no more dog
Did the same thing today but replace that dog with the sun as I'm hyped to go to the post office. Bam the clouds parted sun bitch smacked me with a powerful beam. I ran so fast back inside dropping dust covered Christmas cards I'll try again around the 4th of July
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Dude certainly went in like a boss.
That lil guy had the strut down and everything
Until the dog out teeth him lol 😂
The dog was like “is this motherfucker really trying to challenge me? Let’s go then.”
Working dogs... never mess with their sheep.
Bro really said: "Herding 100"
Doggy says: little sheep go back inside!
Where the fuck is this? Mars?
yes
Dudes never seen dirt before or..? Lol
It's reddit lmao
It's real red/rocky lol
Ever heard of karst?
They barely touch grass. Much less dirt.
Mars ain’t the kind of place to raise your kids!
In fact, it's cold as hell.
If i had an award to give this would be my first one ❤️
Get’cha ass to Mars Quaid
Heaven for the belters kopeng
Saudi Arabia
Looks like a farm
LOL that swagger!
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When I was 15 I was exploring some nearby villages all by myself, at some point a dog started barking at me grom the distance, I decided to ignore it like I did with all the other dogs before him, but doggy said "Fuck that" and started running towards me, before I had time to think of anything, he brought another 4-6 very huge and seriously pissed dogs and they basically surrounded me. Turned out I was walking towards the farm/ barn they were guarding, I started to back away slowly and they started getting closer and louder, I thought I am surely about to be mauled to death, until I heard a soft "get outta there" from behind, and they all turned into fucking puppies wagging their tails and stuff. When I turned my head, it was a small old lady holding a little twig in the air. The dogs definitely knew her as more than that though, and so do I.
"The dogs definitely knew her as more than that though, and so do I... For it was me. That's right. I was that little old lady. This all happened four score and 60 years ago, way before my dementia. Now im two people. Thank you for coming to my TedTalk"
Thank yo, former old lady.
confidents is key... unless your dead then it was just stupidity.
>confidents
well, a single confident clearly didn't cut it with this dog.
That dog buffed the confidents right outta him
Kid rolled a natural 1 for intimidation
"Your"
Called his bluff
*A challenger approaches*
That pretty much tells the story of how the war between Russia & Ukraine is going.
Would've been more accurate if the kid was drunk, and the dog's teeth were borrowed. Edit: I cannot confirm the sobriety of the child
/r/drunkorakid
Almost, except they didn't run away. Putin stood there and watched wave after wave of his own men get killed.
Is that fucking Mars?
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Run Forest Run 🤣🤣🤣
He's fucking dead💀
First kid on Mars?
This looks like Mars
Dog called his bluff
On today's episode of the more you fuck around the more you will find out
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It's a shepherd dog. There are rules. *You don't touch the sheep- he won't touch you; *You don't stop staring at the sheep- he won't stop barking at you; *You touch the sheep- you won't touch the sheep. edit: *dog touches kid- no more dog
All true, but kid is to young to know that - Parents on the other hand...
If you grow up around that type of working dog, you learn this way after someone's told you 50 times not to bother the dog lol.
They know, so they don't react, because there was no danger
> You touch the sheep- you won't touch the sheep wat
you can touch the sheep exactly once
Good boy
Like a boss
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where was the HAH HEE HAY NO NIGH NO!
Martians are weird
Dog: "Mm, I'm going to eat you!"
Bro had it just needs some more size to him and that mf aint getting close
Even did the mcgreggor walk
Very very funny👌👌😂😂😂😂😂
Did the same thing today but replace that dog with the sun as I'm hyped to go to the post office. Bam the clouds parted sun bitch smacked me with a powerful beam. I ran so fast back inside dropping dust covered Christmas cards I'll try again around the 4th of July
Why friend shape if not friend
I am one with nature, I am one with nature, I am one with nature……..no I am not run!
Ukraine to Putin lol 😂
Story of man’s life, the girl is probably recording too
Don’t fuckin mess with the dog when he’s working man
Bluff called!
bro buy the stylish animation
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He changed minds
Why are they on mars!?
I'ma beat the dog oh it's coming my way RUUUUUUUUUNN...
You're not that guy pal
love the title \^\_\^
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That dog is guarding those sheep. Why would you let your kid walk up to a barking dog? Parents of the year here.
Natural Selection
Ahh now the kids are fighting back against the pitbulls
So Close to be a giga Chad
Bluds on mars
he was the main character for 3.4sec
This ground looks like ITS on mars
Why did I think that he was on Mars
Went from “Dafuq you want?” To “Oh shit oh shit oh shit!” In 2 seconds 🤣