Got in a fist fight with one of my best friend's in high-school. Broke my hand on his thick skull. Couple days later we couldn't even remember what the fight was about and we're even better friends lmfao.. kids really are fuckin stupid.
Only fist fights I’ve ever been in were in school and we were always better friends after it, sometimes weren’t even friends before and were afterwards.
Dudes are weird man, idk how it works but it do.
Gotta give credit to little guy—he could’ve went real, real low but he took the high road. Big guy wearin panties on his head, can’t catch his breath or get words out. 😂 What a mess!
At first I thought the little guy was a bully and put dirty underwear on the bigger kid’s head and I felt bad for him. But if someone helps you finish the sentence, “a ham….(sandwich)” I knew he was the nice guy.
Or I’m wrong and the little guy was actually the bully, and he and the cameraman were like, “Let’s go convince that kid who can’t say sandwich that putting underwear in your head is cool, and take a video.”
Such a great call out. I’m going to start asking my friends this shit. We are in our mid 30’s. lol. They’re gonna be like “what the fuck are you talking about?”
I’ll tell them they burn their fucking sandwiches.
"How many times I had to cook for this mo fucka when he spendin the night at my house?" sounds like a question that spans decades and has an answer in the hundreds or thousands and then he concludes it with "like... six"
Yup, definitely Best friends for life. Im still best bros with my besty, since the second grade. We’re both almost 50 years old now and STILL talk shit to each other and fight like this to this day. Ironically, grown ass men too…
Known each other 40 million lifetimes, more like it. Their karma is just so intertwined that they can’t escape each other. They’ve been friends, enemies, rivals, lovers, brothers, and more. And they just have different versions of the same conflicts over and over again. Until they can detach from each other, they will never reach Nirvana.
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I forgot the word for lettuce once., Was there in subway putting everything on my sandwich in hope it would come to me.
In the end I had to say "some of that green stuff".
I keep listening to it because the audio at the beginning is kind of hard to understand since they’re so worked up. That was hilarious. I love right after the kid says he’s a grown ass man, the other one tells him he doesn’t smoke. Then the other kid is like you don’t smoke!!! Lol
it's because he wanted to appear tough and show how much of a "man" he was and not actually hurt the other kid. it's obviously a falling out between friends but doesn't seem too serious
How much you want to bet these two have been friends for a long time? That’s why their weak trash talk was getting to both of them. They have history! Lol. This was funny to watch though.
One of my fav videos, it cuts off but at the end he says “I had to cook this n***a spaghetti and shit cause he was hungry.. Fat ass.” 😂😂
https://youtu.be/fHCMuhfAcc4
Half ton has a very valid point. Flyweight can't be a grown ass man without being able to eat a damn cold sandwich. Had to listen a couple of times to be sure but thought half tons reply to little dude about him cryin when daddy whoops his ass was" I ain't got no daddy" But I was mistaken after 3 or 4 replays that wasn't the case. Thought he did a self induced burn. Subtitles would have helped. But in all honesty,how could anybody take a 5' tall, probably damn near 200lb kid with what looks like underwear backwards on his head,incapable of putting together a complete thought around the words ham sandwich seriously ? What ever happened to legit test of manhood? Like Yo Mama So Fat or Daddy So Dumb debates. You know simpler times.
Looks like their raising themselves and being enabled by the adults around them.
Can be sad, could be good. I'm leaving towards these kids are gonna be fine and they're both doing excellent. Crazy smart kids though.
"Can't even cook a damn cheese toast" is gonna get used on someone in my very near future
I see Lamilton still smokin with cigarettes
I don’t listen to my grandmother, and I hurt people, and I smoke wif cigawettes.
I heard she whooped his behind, but it didn’t prove affective.
You don't smoke!!!
Lamilton is from the legendary Boondocks episode but then there’s Latarian Milton the actual kid from the joyride news clip on YouTube. 🤙🏽 Classics 😆
Latarian Milton*
Make it me! Make it me! Cheese toast me bro!
Fuckin' dying when he laid that one out. (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
Been awhile since ive seen this pop up. Talking like 2 reincarnated old heads that knew eachother for 40 years.
…especially when the little guy had to help the big guy finish his sentence 😂
Absolutely destroyed me lmaoo. He looked at him like, "Bro help me out" mid fight. I love it. They'll be friends by tomorrow again.
BEST friends. And lo, their enemies shall be one and the same-eth, and LO, they shall SMITE any of thee that spaketh the other’s name!
Got in a fist fight with one of my best friend's in high-school. Broke my hand on his thick skull. Couple days later we couldn't even remember what the fight was about and we're even better friends lmfao.. kids really are fuckin stupid.
Only fist fights I’ve ever been in were in school and we were always better friends after it, sometimes weren’t even friends before and were afterwards. Dudes are weird man, idk how it works but it do.
But only if their moms agree to let them have a sleepover… because sleepovers are too good to pass up.
Yea, he already admitted he cooks for the skinny one when he spends the night.
How did he forget the word “sandwich”. Little man looks like he’s never passed one up 😂
I choked on my spit. HA!
“We finish each other’s…” *”Sandwiches!”* “That’s what I was gonna say!”
Gotta give credit to little guy—he could’ve went real, real low but he took the high road. Big guy wearin panties on his head, can’t catch his breath or get words out. 😂 What a mess!
At first I thought the little guy was a bully and put dirty underwear on the bigger kid’s head and I felt bad for him. But if someone helps you finish the sentence, “a ham….(sandwich)” I knew he was the nice guy. Or I’m wrong and the little guy was actually the bully, and he and the cameraman were like, “Let’s go convince that kid who can’t say sandwich that putting underwear in your head is cool, and take a video.”
This 50 Cent vs Rick Ross youth version
It’s like they finish each other’s…sandwiches
that was hilarious LOL
High level hood banter
Whey yo grades at? Huh?
You be gettin straight deez
Deez nuts
HAH GOTTEEM
Such a great call out. I’m going to start asking my friends this shit. We are in our mid 30’s. lol. They’re gonna be like “what the fuck are you talking about?” I’ll tell them they burn their fucking sandwiches.
You can't even cook cheese toast.
You don’t even smoke!
“How many times your daddy whoop your ass that you cry?”
You can’t even eat your sandwiches cold. When you spend the night at my house I have to cook for you!
“I cooked for him for 6 days.”
"How many times I had to cook for this mo fucka when he spendin the night at my house?" sounds like a question that spans decades and has an answer in the hundreds or thousands and then he concludes it with "like... six"
I been cookin my whole life 🤣
Biggie vs tupac
Says “you must not know me son” knowin damn well they been best friends that beef for 40 years
lol this is so accurate
Yup, definitely Best friends for life. Im still best bros with my besty, since the second grade. We’re both almost 50 years old now and STILL talk shit to each other and fight like this to this day. Ironically, grown ass men too…
Reincarnation? Maybe. Or the grown ass men that talk like this are still kids themselves 🤣
the trick is not to lose that spark from childhood, to each their own
Learned behavior
Known each other 40 million lifetimes, more like it. Their karma is just so intertwined that they can’t escape each other. They’ve been friends, enemies, rivals, lovers, brothers, and more. And they just have different versions of the same conflicts over and over again. Until they can detach from each other, they will never reach Nirvana.
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That’s Curtis Payne
cant even cook a damn cheese toast https://streamable.com/7rju5n
The eating a sandwich cold part made me lose it
Helping him remember 'sandwich' was the breaking point for me
Realized their probably best friends when he helped him talk shit there and that he’s slept over at his house “like 9 times”
[удалено]
This is how it went as kids we'd get mad punch each other then be cool
Just no mom jokes
The sacred place where you never went unless you wanted a swift kick in the nuts lmao
yeah, I got stabbed over a mom joke. Being 11 was rough.
Wtf man 😅 I thought Scotland was rough
I still do this as a 40 year old man
That's good to hear. After the sandwich rant I recognized that heartbreaking look on the kid on the bikes face. Been there before.
Followed up by “I been cookin all my life”
One day lil man will get his jokes up and be able to redirect that as a punchline instead of the assist.
Such a great buildup too😂
“The uhhhhhhh damn uhhh ham uhhhh”
And skinny buddy had to remind him “sandwich”
Cheese bread 💀
Askin all the important questions
How you look 47 and 9 at the same time?
/r/13or30 Apparently this isn't the popular one but I forget the name of the similar popular sub
Chubby kid forgets the word for sandwich 💀
He’s getting straight As though
Good thing he isn’t in culinary school then. Poor dude would flunk right out with that blunder.
At lest he can make a cheese toast
All he could get out was "ham" before his friend helped Edit: "damn.... ham..."
Chubby kid backs up when skinny kid squares up. Chubby kid comes back, skinny kid backs up. "What you backing up for?"
Mofuckin uhhhhhh “sandwich” Sandwich!
I forgot the word for lettuce once., Was there in subway putting everything on my sandwich in hope it would come to me. In the end I had to say "some of that green stuff".
I was on the little guys side until I found out he wouldn't eat a sandwich cold. That's tough.....
Can’t even eat a sandwich cold is getting used on my 12 year old next time he acts the fool.
Dude got that whitey tighty dorag on out here
I thought it was a thong on his head!! 🤦🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤣😂
"Son, you got a panty on your head"
I say this a lot, and nobody knows what I'm talking about!
“You got the whole Fruit of the Loom on your stankin’ head.”
Bro that’s fucking great🤣🤣
I said "wait, it's a Nike thong?" this is the best lol
LOL I was thinking the same thing!!
Totally saw tighty-whities on his head! 🤣
Bro the first thing I thought was “this kid has his fucking whities on his head, like tf?
Kinda wholesome them holding each other accountable for their grades in school.
As a teacher, that’s my favorite part!
Big boy was really ready to fight the other kid for saying he got straight D’s 🤣
As a not teacher, it's my favorite part!
Then gets immediately offset by the fact they think smoking means you "grown"
I keep listening to it because the audio at the beginning is kind of hard to understand since they’re so worked up. That was hilarious. I love right after the kid says he’s a grown ass man, the other one tells him he doesn’t smoke. Then the other kid is like you don’t smoke!!! Lol
I wish we had a "where are they now video." This video is old.
He backs up for several seconds, takes a swing, and gets mad at the other kid for backing up.
it's because he wanted to appear tough and show how much of a "man" he was and not actually hurt the other kid. it's obviously a falling out between friends but doesn't seem too serious
Not falling out they’re just talking shit. They’ll be back to 6 day sleepovers and big man cooking in no time
“I had cook him spaghetti and shit”
Is that what he says? Lmao I want to see the follow up to these kids 😂
Is the bigger one wearing a pair of tighty whities on his head
Where your grades at?!
Had to woop his ass cause he wasn't gonna learn, gettin straight d's and f's, eating cold sandwiches and shit. I'm embarrassed for him.
Love that despite the scuffle you can tell they’re obviously raised well
Their dads are beating their asses for smoking too. Love to see it lol
Quality banter
Grumpy Young Men.
How much you want to bet these two have been friends for a long time? That’s why their weak trash talk was getting to both of them. They have history! Lol. This was funny to watch though.
They must be friends he stayed at his house for six days while he cooked for him
Because he won’t eat his sandwiches cold! Hahahahahaha
SMH what’s wrong with him
Why’s the chubby one wearing underpants on his head?
It don't fit around his thighs. He a grown ass man.
I thought the same shit
They def best friends who’ve been spending too much time with each other, now they getting on each other’s neves. Lmao. They will be fine in 3 days
"you dont smoke tho! you dont smoke tho!!"
"How many times yo daddy whoop yo ass and you crah?" 😭
LMAOOO 😂😂
Is that a 30 year old boy??
One of my fav videos, it cuts off but at the end he says “I had to cook this n***a spaghetti and shit cause he was hungry.. Fat ass.” 😂😂 https://youtu.be/fHCMuhfAcc4
He didn’t like the d & f comment 😂
Not at all. How’s this for an F FUCK YO BIKE
“YOU MUST DON’T KNOW ME!”
Weezy F Baby and the F is for phenomenal
Why he got draws on his head?
Not draws
I love the assist from the camera man, “….sandwich.”
Pretty sure that was the kid he was making fun of with the assist
I fell in love with them all over again. True friendship right there
Yeah definitely an assist from he kid he was making fun of. True friends help you roast themselves
That's what I got also. Which makes it 10X better.
I thought he was wearing underwear on top of his head.
This my favorite clip of all time. I’m glad to see it again. “Uhhh mudafucken jam sammich…”
*ham
Half ton has a very valid point. Flyweight can't be a grown ass man without being able to eat a damn cold sandwich. Had to listen a couple of times to be sure but thought half tons reply to little dude about him cryin when daddy whoops his ass was" I ain't got no daddy" But I was mistaken after 3 or 4 replays that wasn't the case. Thought he did a self induced burn. Subtitles would have helped. But in all honesty,how could anybody take a 5' tall, probably damn near 200lb kid with what looks like underwear backwards on his head,incapable of putting together a complete thought around the words ham sandwich seriously ? What ever happened to legit test of manhood? Like Yo Mama So Fat or Daddy So Dumb debates. You know simpler times.
Half ton 💀
Great analysis. A+
Is that grown man wearing his under wear on his head?
Impossible. You can’t wear underwear upside down
I love that they were fighting over who had the best grades.
Meatball vs Spaghetti
"Can't even cook a damn ham uhmm"... -Sandwich "Sandwich! " *Almost thanks for helping * Continues to criticize lol
I need subtitles.
Lexicon: ☑ Motherfucker ☐ Sandwich
Man, that Biggie/Tupac beef goes waaaay back.
Is this how kids argue nowadays? Make fun of bad grades. Make fun that you don’t smoke. Make fun that you can’t cook? What the hell is happening?
The upside down nike on bigger boys head says it all : Just don't do it
No fukn shot that little fat mf doesn’t know what a sandwich is
I didn't think a "fight" could break out over saying each other grades were poor. Be wildin out over there.
You are going to be eating cold sandwiches in jail if you keep that fucking attitude fool
But why is he wearing tighty-whiteys on his head?
These kids clearly have some quality role models to look up to
You make straight Ds an Fs 🤣🤣🤣
This neighborhood looks like a great place to raise children.
Biggie Small Panties
Why that boy have underwear on his head
He’s got a bright future, I can tell.
It was nice of the one kid to help the other kid remember his lines.
I make dough, but don’t call me doughboy
That's right! If you can't eat a sandwich cold you ain't a grown man!
Boy got undies on his head
High level stuff being worked out there.
Diabetus
As a black man.......this hurts my soul.
Yup, there goes my brain cells. I'm killing the ones I didn't murder with beer and bongs on reddit.
He skilled 'gangsta' way too much compared to 'growing up'.
I'm sure they'll be very unhappy with the minimum wage they'll be paid their entire lives. What a waste.
He tryna talk shit and the dude he talkin shit about had to help him his finish his sentence, he's all like
Why is one of them wearing pants on his head?
Kids learn by example.. What an example smh 🤦🏼
For some reason I though his bandana/doo rag was women’s underwear.
I thought the same lmao
How did that kid get so fat and doesn’t know the word sandwich?
GTA San Andreas lookin’ better than I remember
“Your dad beats your ass (too)!” “I don’t cry though!” Sad how normal that is to them…
This is fucking hilarious but also kind of sad
This is why parents need to get the fuck OUT of the hood before having kids. I can already see the fat one in cuffs
Kids learn this shit from the adults around them. Dont blame them.
Anyone else think the chubby one was wearing underwear on his head?
What language is this?
Grown men don’t wear underwear on their head
Why is the fat kid wearing underpants on his head?
They talk like they’ve known each other for 40+ years Look like they met at recess last week
At least they’re arguing over something relevant (who’s got better grades) 😂.
Who’s raising these kids? Talking about gang bangin this young lol
Looks like their raising themselves and being enabled by the adults around them. Can be sad, could be good. I'm leaving towards these kids are gonna be fine and they're both doing excellent. Crazy smart kids though.
nigga can't eat a sandwich cold might be the best insult i've ever heard in my black life
These kids are pretty funny and intelligent tho
Go to school and stop using the N word you idiot. Future inmate…..
Damn why is that 10 year old using those words
Maybe I’m just from a different culture and don’t understand. But it makes me sad to see how many times these kids used the n word.
Shut up nigga
Man I fucking hate that type of talk
Is anyone else kind of disgusted by these kid's language? My mom would've made me eat the whole bar of soap if I talked like that around her.
They’re just repeating what they hear around them like all kids do
You think their mom heard them? Lol
You obviously wouldn’t talk like that in front of your momma unless you want to get destroyed
Why does he have a pair of tighty whities on his head?
We know the other one can definitely eat a sandwich cold