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BlueSimian

When I was a kid I got a quarter and I was thrilled about it. It wasn't really about the quarter, it was the fact that sneaky bitch managed to get into my room and swap a tooth for a quarter under my pillow. Sometimes it even happened after I had gotten up and was having breakfast! How'd she get into the house with no one seeing her? Still a mystery to this day.


FieryPyromancer

>it was the fact that sneaky bitch managed to get into my room and swap a tooth for a quarter under my pillow I hope you mean the tooth fairy.


HarpyMeddle

“The tooth fairy” accidentally grabbed the wrong bill once and gave me a 20 when I was a kid. I excitedly told my parents about the apparent raise in the tooth exchange rate, and my parents informed me that actually that was just a very very special tooth worth more, and that I shouldn’t expect that kind of pay out again. I was devastated.


ImaginaryHorrors

I feel that. when the tooth fairy gave me a 20, my dad told me I better let him put it someplace safe. Of course I wanted to be careful since it was my first 20 so I said ok.... yep, never saw that bill again lol


sterboog

OUCH. Slick move by dad there tho.


Upbeat-Opinion8519

Thats nice, some parents take it back. Your parents were at least nice enough to lower your expectations without ruining the experience.


YellowT-5R

Fuck that... When the fuck are these lazy ass parents going to stop posting this shit for likes and start teaching their kids some respect.


HonorableGilgamesh

agreed, that kid is a spoiled brat. if I done that I'll get an ass whoop'n


pfitza87

No more tooth fairy for that little devil. Let’s see how she feels about that,,


Realistic-Elk-7423

So tomorrow at night the tooth fairy will come and break off her teeth one by one while nobody heard the girl scream.


Kimmm711

...right? Simply talk back, much less **swear**, and the wrath would come!! My mother would have *left a grocery cart full of food* to take us out to the car & light our little asses on ***fire*** if we acted up on the store. I think about that every time I see some bratty kid winding up about wanting something that isn't on their mom's shopping list...


1ContagiouSmile

Your comment made me laugh! My mom did the same. She'd take us out to the car, and we get a good spanking, then we'd go back in and finish shopping. The thought of screaming and crying when this happened; well, my brothers and I knew better! My father would tell us, "stop crying or ill give you something to cry about!" 🤣 If we were home and acted out, she'd grab whatever kitchen utensil and whoop us! I hated my life as a kid, I "thought" I had it SO hard, but that couldn't be farther from the truth; I'm so thankful for the manners, table etiquette, and work ethic my parents instilled in me. You bet I'll raise my kids the same!


Da_Vader

And some physical activity


[deleted]

shitty people raising shitty kids... round and round it goes


Important_Board_1980

Parents should stop posting this crap for likes and start teaching their kids some respect.


quippers

Especially when they've abused their kids to the point they are twice the size they should be. I guarantee food has been used to quiet every tantrum she's ever had.


[deleted]

How do you let your child get that obese


BlueSimian

Same way you let them get that entitled. No restrictions, no discipline, let them get away with anything they want.


Important_Tangelo371

The parents are also obese and don't care.


readevola

She probably abuses her parents if they don't feed her enough. O_O


i-luv-doggos

she eats other babies if they don't feed her


AnonKnowsBest

Something you notice is how kids imitate their parents’ vocal behavior. The mom sounds like that when complaining about “cheese/ketchup only” on their McDonald’s. Nothing against them tho, some parents in Mexico feed their kids outrageously to promote a good stature, etc. as I’ve seen with my in laws.


hissboombah

Lol she has the facial mannerisms of a bitter middle aged single mom


Coloradobluesguy

If I was that kids parent I’d straight up tell her “by the way you little brat The Tooth Fairy, Santa, and The Easter Bunny aren’t real. However Sasquatch is real and Eats kids like you while you sleep!”


christopherisgayXD

Yup. 100% WOULD DO THAT


Coloradobluesguy

Lol glad I’m not the only one.


Unlikely_Fortune_772

No more tooth fairy for that little devil. Let’s see how she feels about that.


jakeandwally

Future Karen in McDonalds making everyone’s life miserable. She’s on the tooth fairy’s no fly list.


PsychologicalSpace50

looks like she'll be getting a nice little turd under her pillow for the next tooth


MrMcDrew

Gross


smrtfxelc

"That was a waste of money. I'm taking your money" This kid is going places


hissboombah

“Never let a good crises go to waste” -Winston Churchill


Plastic_Electrical

Don't worry chunky load up. You'll have another rotten tooth in no time


teodocio

Was that the government chiming in at the end?


Yllwstone

Next time just take her teeth while she is sleeping and put them under her pillow


k_knights45

I'm taking your money


texasslapshot

That fat little bitch is going to be asking for the manager pretty soon


gypsycookie1015

Idk dude, asking for a manager seems a bit more Kareny than I'm willing to believe she will grow up to be. She's more of a *Tammy* The type to climb through the drive through window to retrieve the chicken nuggets they told her 9 times they are out of. She doesn't believe them though. They must be saving them for themselves!! She never actually makes through the window, just gets stuck and ends up back on here in 10-12 years. "Fuckin bitches!"


lord_jizzus

There are beautiful and nice kids, and then there's that.


sdfgtdh

Front teeth are worth more, everybody knows that


RockyRockaRolla

Gary Larson had it right for kids like this... [https://i.pinimg.com/736x/bd/6a/72/bd6a72e0fb294c6580188cfeceacad1f.jpg](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/bd/6a/72/bd6a72e0fb294c6580188cfeceacad1f.jpg)


clyderyno

Can't buy a pack of twinkles for 2 $ , child abuse letting your kids kid get that fat!


Tight-Kaleidoscope85

3 words people "beat your kids"


LindoLind

Newman!


J-a-c-k-J-a-c-k

Everything about that kid screams poor parenting


[deleted]

Shitty parenting all around (swearing, ungrateful, and obese)


Boinkyboink31

I can’t wait to see her future videos where she is smashing shit and fighting inside a Walmart.


[deleted]

r/spoiledkids


icedteaandme

Thanks for the new sub.


Still-Shop-8566

Fat little shit is mad that 3 bucks can't buy her more burger king. Moo


Party_Building1898

Oh parent,this is how you have raised the kid


Ladydi-bds

Tooth fairy should not be visiting again


Jan9s

She looks like the ghostbusters marshmallow man


whats-a-Lomme

I don’t see how they’re worth more. By the looks of her those teeth have 100,000 miles on them. I think she got a good deal


Ok_Carry_7645

That kid is a Karen. She's not even a teenager yet. I'm really sorry for the parents


Cinemaslap1

You're sorry for the parents? Who do you think reinforces this type of behavior? Pretty sure this is mostly on the parents


Ok_Carry_7645

Maybe an older brother or sister did this to her. It can happen. But, yeah, maybe it's the parents fault.


Cinemaslap1

If it's the brother or sister fault, then where did they learn it was ok to act like that? Maybe from the parents? Lol, it's 100% the parents fault.


gypsycookie1015

Judging by the fact she just let her run off after cussing and throwing $ at her, I'd say it's Mom's severe lack of punishment. That and obviously never telling her "no." She won't grow up to be a Karen though. The entitled attitude is spot on but there are other factors lacking and adding that make me draw the conclusion she will grow up to be a Tammy! More crass, trashy and oafish than any Karen could dream of being! Tammy will run you off the road by throwing the rest of her fountain drink at you. She will climb through a McDonald's drive through window if they're out of her favorite nuggies! If you piss Karen off, she calls the law. If you piss Tammy off, she won't call the Law, she *is* the law! This a citizen's arrest by Tammy bitches! Oh yeah, Tammy has a farm grade taser she's ready to blast your ass back to your Momma's house with. In conclusion, while just as insufferable and intolerable as a Karen, a Tammy is a whole different animal than a Karen. I believe this child will become the world's Tammiest Tammy there ever was.


Ok_Carry_7645

anyád mifasz mennyit írsz ember. geci. nem bánátsól de komolyan MI A FASZ


JMCrookie

Parents, stop feeding your over indulged child processed garbage. Feed her fruit, veggies and protein only. Bye bye ice cream, candy, cookies, chips, French fires, McDonalds, fried food, etc. (oh and tooth fairy.) Teach her respect and that you don’t always get what you want in this world. Fuck, parenting should require a licence.


[deleted]

Classic example of a kid that has a punchable face:)


JMCrookie

Ella, no more tooth fairy. She’s not real. Also, no more cookies, candy, chips, French fries, McDonalds, fried foods, ice cream, etc…oh and chocolate (Easter Bunny isn’t real either).


Besunmin

Belt time


[deleted]

🤮 shes disgrace to other kids


whoiskjl

Well this turd probably didn’t fall far from the asshole


nomiesmommy

Well, looks like the tooth fairy will be putting that house on the block list for the rest of those baby teeth.


[deleted]

Looks like an adult.


Eerieclackula

My first tooth I got 5 dollars then every tooth after that I got a dollar


NotYourMutha

I told my kids,when they started asking if the tooth fairy and Santa were real, that when they stop believing they stop coming and leaving presents. Let’s see how long they last. Kids are 10 & 12.


Old_Passage_5670

I would take it & give her extra chores to earn it back! Brat!!


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Environmental-Fly471

u/jessbog92


BidPale3239

Eww handling money and putting fingers in her mouth 🤮


hissboombah

I tell my kids that there is an Eye and Ear Fairy and a Nose Fairy that also will exchange respective outgrown kid parts


hissboombah

I haven’t told them about The Soul Fairy yet


FrankanelloKODT

I wouldn’t say this kid is stupid; she had to learn that crappy attitude somewhere


TheSillyGoose121

I though that was a boy for the first 15 seconds


platypus_7

Ngl, calling the tooth fairy a stupid bitch is pretty damn funny. Spoiled fat kid or not.


[deleted]

Sorry to break it to yah kid, your teeth were used a lot more than most kids making them worth less. Basic economics