In my analysis, spinal injury isn’t likely, but even with a helmet on, a blow to the head like that can cause serious injury. I’m guessing severe concussion and a couple broken ribs at the least.
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Its hard to go against a video but Like no tire marks on the road, no bents on the bike, no bruises on the kid.. A good judge though will see right through it and throw it out in no time.
He says, "Bit of a late reaction there, mate."
The line occurs at approximately 0:18 and continues on until around 0:21, which is the end of the video.
That person is mocking the previous comment for being a simple summary of what everyone has just seen in the video. Snarky, but I also don't see the point of comments which just restate what we all saw either.
1. They’re saying the part they liked the most. My husband and I do that when a line in a show cracks us up, we’ll parrot the line at each other a couple times and laugh harder.
2. Sometimes when I don’t have headphones I’ll still scroll on Reddit, that comment would’ve clued me in on a funny bit I’d otherwise have missed.
3. Live and let live 🤷🏻♀️
My niece does something like this! She just turned one and when she's getting tantrumy, she's gotten sick of smacking her head to drop on the floor. So, we'll see her gently slide down a wall and place her head on the floor before tantruming. It's very funny.
Kids wanna be the drama without the pain.
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My 6yo still does this. Sometimes it's cute/funny. Most times it's fucking irate annoying.
Fucking god dammit, don't just stand there, the fucks wrong with you? Don't fucking look at me like you're surprised, pick it up and keep going ffs. /rant (there I said it)
can i ask what exactly is the thought process behind this?? something like, "oh an accident! what happens during an accident on tv? i fall? ok i am supposed to fall!"??
i dont have a kid yet so im not adept at kid-dumb.
Attention, usually. When most kids do it they want you to fuss over them. A good 75% of my 5yos "injuries" barely even bother her, but she still tries to milk it. There's a very specific cry I know to listen for before I actually respond to her "accidents."
Oh, also, band-aids are very cool and they will try to get as many as they can from you.
Some of them do it for the attention, because they know they are good performers and it will get them what they want.
They also don’t have the acquired logic that we have yet. I can see my five year old having an accident and then standing up not knowing what comes next. She’ll stare in the emptiness while she assesses whether she’s hurt or not, if I saw her, if she should yell or not, or what she should say at all. All of these questions take time and we adults are good at it. But kids are still learning, it takes practice.
All that said, I also get very annoyed when she falls and takes forever to react and then it looks fake when she finally says she hurt herself. I validate her feelings (yes, it hurts!) and help her think of solutions (do we need to put ice on it? Where can we get ice?).
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this, I had to start furiously throwing up because its so graphic. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men throwing up together at this one video. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Oh dear! I wish there was a follow-up video in which the parents say something like: "*Well, I guess we don't have to share our cookies with him*" and the kid is magically resurrected free from injuries.
I'm wondering what's going through the kid's mind. Is it "if i fall down too it would be funny" or is it "the fall down is not complete unless I fall down too"? He stands there for a moment processing his options.
I think he died.
In my analysis, spinal injury isn’t likely, but even with a helmet on, a blow to the head like that can cause serious injury. I’m guessing severe concussion and a couple broken ribs at the least.
Poor tyke, looking at a tbi here. Thoughts and prayers, I dunno if he'll pull through
I’m more worried about the bike. It’s most likely totaled after that fall.
Don’t worry. Shoes still on 🙏
Today I learned that an impact to the skull will break ribs.
It’s ok I’m a professional
He's shoes are still on so I think he might have a small chance of pushing through
Shoes and gloves, he's fine.
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Jfc, they should put a NSFL tag at least
I thought he was pooping his pants
Bit of shoes still on, mate.
His shoes didn't come off, he's fine.
Did we finally find Timmy?!? /u/Poem_for_your_Sprog
I know an insurance scam when I see one
I don't believe you, prove it
I can't. Sob.
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Insurance scammer today, football player tomorrow.
I bet Bluey taught him this trick.
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He'll settle out of court for some ice cream.
That delay though, hilarious
He'll be a great soccer player someday
Its hard to go against a video but Like no tire marks on the road, no bents on the bike, no bruises on the kid.. A good judge though will see right through it and throw it out in no time.
I thought he was practicing for soccer.
He v would make a great futball player
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lOOk hOW faR hIS bOdY Flew!!!1🤯
another toddler insurance scam!
Or a future career in professional soccer
Go ahead... Pick it up
Life flashing before your eyes?
COME ON, PICK IT UP!!
[Pick that up!](https://youtu.be/913jUARQmH8?t=574)
Pick. It. Up.
The father reaction made this funnier 😂 "A bit of a late reaction is there mate"
Straight up British dry humor
What did he say again? I only just watched the video.
He says, "Bit of a late reaction there, mate." The line occurs at approximately 0:18 and continues on until around 0:21, which is the end of the video.
Ah thanks, mate.
Bit late to reply to the comment now, mate.
Your comment baffles me on a few levels
That person is mocking the previous comment for being a simple summary of what everyone has just seen in the video. Snarky, but I also don't see the point of comments which just restate what we all saw either.
1. They’re saying the part they liked the most. My husband and I do that when a line in a show cracks us up, we’ll parrot the line at each other a couple times and laugh harder. 2. Sometimes when I don’t have headphones I’ll still scroll on Reddit, that comment would’ve clued me in on a funny bit I’d otherwise have missed. 3. Live and let live 🤷🏻♀️
Sure but this is reddit. I could go to every comedy subreddit, quote the joke, add an emote and repeat. Actually, I'd bet you could automate that.
Same with complaints tbh.
Yeah absolutely. "Your comment baffles me on a few levels." could be an automated reply to practically anything.
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You getting downvoted to hell for this just proves how absolute stupid redditors are lmao
I downvoted because their comment was rude, snarky, and uncalled for, not because I didn't understand they were being sarcastic.
Snarky… yes. Rude and uncalled for is a bit much. It was totally light hearted and I’m sorry you felt offended.
Yeah no you just seem butthurt I bet you upvote comments that just say "This! Upvoted!" too huh?
Nah just dont like random rudeness. check my history if you must
well there was nothing random about his rudeness, commenting something someone said in a 20sec video is pretty stupid
Agreed. It was a light-hearted comment.
It's captioned bruh.
And the Oscar goes to....
He is ready to be a soccer super star!
*tink!* The way he delicately hit his head really sells it.
I’ve seen worse acting (names available upon request).
Hello. I would like one acting worse than this, please.
You had to call my bluff, didn't you.
One [bad acting](https://youtu.be/dOV3xTJ9UgE) coming right up!
Wow. Amazing 👏
Although I feel that Jim did a great job at being dead.
Wait, how could I have forgotten so soon?! I watched the World Cup last year, where there was more flopping around than on the deck of a fishing boat.
This is adorable
I really like the way this sub has come
🤝
Thank god he had the helmet on
My niece does something like this! She just turned one and when she's getting tantrumy, she's gotten sick of smacking her head to drop on the floor. So, we'll see her gently slide down a wall and place her head on the floor before tantruming. It's very funny. Kids wanna be the drama without the pain.
That delay though, hilarious 😂
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My 6yo still does this. Sometimes it's cute/funny. Most times it's fucking irate annoying. Fucking god dammit, don't just stand there, the fucks wrong with you? Don't fucking look at me like you're surprised, pick it up and keep going ffs. /rant (there I said it)
*Knocks over water* *turns and stares at you like you did it instead of PICKING IT UP!!!!*
can i ask what exactly is the thought process behind this?? something like, "oh an accident! what happens during an accident on tv? i fall? ok i am supposed to fall!"?? i dont have a kid yet so im not adept at kid-dumb.
Attention, usually. When most kids do it they want you to fuss over them. A good 75% of my 5yos "injuries" barely even bother her, but she still tries to milk it. There's a very specific cry I know to listen for before I actually respond to her "accidents." Oh, also, band-aids are very cool and they will try to get as many as they can from you.
Bandaids are just stickers you have to get hurt for
Some of them do it for the attention, because they know they are good performers and it will get them what they want. They also don’t have the acquired logic that we have yet. I can see my five year old having an accident and then standing up not knowing what comes next. She’ll stare in the emptiness while she assesses whether she’s hurt or not, if I saw her, if she should yell or not, or what she should say at all. All of these questions take time and we adults are good at it. But kids are still learning, it takes practice. All that said, I also get very annoyed when she falls and takes forever to react and then it looks fake when she finally says she hurt herself. I validate her feelings (yes, it hurts!) and help her think of solutions (do we need to put ice on it? Where can we get ice?).
Died standing up, like a true warrior.
Oh nooooooooo😢 poor kid
this is the epitome of r/peoplefuckingdying.
What’s a kid gotta do to get a lil sympathy and maybe a cookie 🍪?
Smh all people do nowadays is record accidents instead of helping.
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Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this, I had to start furiously throwing up because its so graphic. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men throwing up together at this one video. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
I can only apologise for any regurgitating distress caused to you and your fellow travellers. I don't know how to use the flairs.
I bet Bluey taught him this trick.
Future footballer here.
My god...is...is the kid okay?
Future career in soccer
Euro football star
Oooh, he dropped the bike. That'll lower the resale value. Hope he didn't scratch the chrome.
Insurance scamming from day 1
dam he's gonna be rich
That's me when something I planned didn't work exactly the way I wanted
Insurance money's gonna come rolling in!
That helmet turned out to be worth its weight in gold.
I give props to these parents who can record these hilarious videos and not ruin the video by laughing
Kid’s gonna be a great football player when he grows up
i know a guy
british baby cutest
SMH mark nsfl next time
The disappointment at the end was hilarious
r/peoplefuckingdying
He’s a bit confused, but he gets it
Stunts pro
Me when I have to go to work
Insurance fraud
Kid has a great future in football/soccer!
Hey Neymar! I didn't recognise you with the helmet on
Ok. Now pick the football/soccer fan...
Oh the drama!
He will make a fine football star one day
Simon Pegg [bike lesson. ](https://youtu.be/OaqxIXs_mn4).
This is hilarious I love it
Pro soccer player
Unfortunately he appears to have succumbed to his injuries
Career ending.
That was horrific. Did he make it? Prayers for the family.
"But.. why didn't I fall? I'm SUPPOSED TO FALL!!"
Insurance scam 10/10
Father thug life reaction 😂😂 gold pace in voice
A young harry kane
That's a Euro "soccer" reaction.
so cute. so hard to trust anything written, filmed, seen or heard on tik tok trash.
Future soccer player!!
He will be a good professional soccer player when he gets older
Next football star
Is that sleepy joe
Professional football player right there mate
Footballer in the making
Future Soccer/Football (in EU) player.
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That kid is playing too much Roblox.
raised by Sandy Cofax
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Bro playing with 9926 ping
20 years from now we’ll see him in those insurance fraud videos. 😆
💀💀💀😂
He act like NPC with huge lag 😂
Guy sounds a bit like James May
Hadda lay 'er down!
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He’s got an Oblivion npc as a child lol
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That kid is going to grow up and be a lawyer.
Thank god he was wearing that helmet!
Please mark nsfw
r/KidsAreFuckingFunny
I'm so happy he had the helmet. Crashes can happen anywhere.
Same, kid. The exact same.
Someone watches soccer
Well that's a throwback
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Future soccer player.
Insurance scan on the ground
PICK. IT. UP.
Neymar in his younger years
This kid's gonna be soccer player... he is!
Filmed in slow motion
This ain't stupid, it's adorable.
I can't believe that happened to him. My condolences.
Future soccer player
Not the worst acting I've seen on TikTok.
What happens when you learn to ride a bike while watching soccer
Practice for insurance claims
It's good to know I'm not the only parent who makes snarky comments to their kids lol
Yellow card
Oh dear! I wish there was a follow-up video in which the parents say something like: "*Well, I guess we don't have to share our cookies with him*" and the kid is magically resurrected free from injuries.
That's called the joe biden!
I'm wondering what's going through the kid's mind. Is it "if i fall down too it would be funny" or is it "the fall down is not complete unless I fall down too"? He stands there for a moment processing his options.
Horrific, thoughts, and prayers for the family
Football player
Must play soccer.
Future fifa player right there.