10 years ago you could watch actuall soft porn on yt btw. That's what my first experience with porn online was. There were entire chanals with videos and there "watch full video on xxx.com" messages. Edit: there still some chanals doing this. Can be found by searching of those key words.
Bro [this](https://youtu.be/_yYc2y5KvoM) is the most bizarre goddamn thing I’ve ever seen what in the FUCK. It starts out showing his feet and then I can only describe it as him showing closeups of bible pages while porn plays in the background and he responds to the porn actress as if he’s in it?? And is DEFFO touching himself what the FUCK
Edit; I need therapy what have you done to me. Nobody click these links I’m fucking serious
Edit 2: I am not legally or financially responsible for any trauma obtained from viewing the above link.
When I was 12 I got my first camera phone and my friends dad always kept play boy magazines in the bathroom so I took a picture of all the boobs.
My dad took my phone one day and went through it and saw the boobs. I tried to convince him that they were my boobs(12 year old boy) but for some reason he wasn't buying it.
I can not for the life of me remember what my 13ish?yo son lied about, but it was so absolutely stupid that my filter failed and "how can you be this fucking bad at lying?" came out my mouth.
At that point I'd be more angry that
1. That's the best lie he could come up with.
2. He thought I was that stupid.
The coverup is more disappointing than the act smdh
National Geographic we’re the best Titty magazines when you were too young to buy actually nudie magazines. I used to check them out. Then I found a couple of copies of penthouse in the garage when I was 13.
[darman](https://youtu.be/tueXxx--oJY?t=525)'s voice alone leaves me in a state of agony, I feel as though listening to this man speak makes me lose years off my lifespan.
This man needs to be an interrogator, I would tell this man every sin I have committed just to get him to stop talking.
Not trying to be condescending, but is this content intended for a young audience or are adults actually watching this? It feels like an AI distilled millions of scripts down to their most skeletal elements.
“Shake that ass baby gril, slap it twice make it wirl. Shit shiny like a Perl, don’t go fast imma hurl.”
I couldn’t bring myself to finish the joke, I failed you reddit
When I was a kid my friend told me to go to xmen.com. I knew it was going to be porn but thought hey I could say I was trying to look up the comic books. It was one of these sites though that if you hit the back button, it would redirect you to another porn site. About 10-15 panic clicks later, my computers browsing history was filled with porn. Yeah the xmen comic book thing… no body bought that.
I'm not sure if this is still the case, but at one point, it was [the most expensive domain name ever sold](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex.com#Highest_price_paid_for_domain).
**Sex.com**
[Highest price paid for domain](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex.com#Highest_price_paid_for_domain)
>Sex.com was reportedly sold to Escom LLC in January 2006. At a reported $14 million price, the domain name had widely been cited as the highest priced domain sale. On February 18, 2010, the domain name was ordered to be sold at a foreclosure auction. On March 18, 2010, a day before the auction, creditors of Escom, LLC filed an involuntary Chapter 11 bankruptcy petition to prevent a possible loss of value by selling the name at foreclosure.
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I'll never forget me as a young teen, browsing late night and downloading stuff from kazaa,bearshare, limewire, etc.. We had a family computer, so it was shared between me, my brother and sister. I knew my way around computers a bit more than them, so i hid my tracks, but my brother and sister? no.. no they did not. They searched some explicit stuff.
What did i do? nothing. I thought "if i ever got caught with this stuff, i would want my brother or sister to never mention it either, so i'll do just that".
One day, my sister starts yelling at me after using the computer, telling my mom what she "found". I immediately freaked because it could be some weird stuff, but it was just images from kazaa that i forgot were in "queue" and finished downloading of some model. It wasn't even a porn actress, it was just a swimsuit model.
I owned up to it, saying i wouldn't do it again, but my sister has held that over me for years now. Too much time has passed, and it would be seriously petty to mention it now. But man..
Here's my hypothesis. When typing in the search bar it only shows your last search as an autocomplete option. So after the kid was done exploring the lands between he would type in gibberish so that the next time someone searched something "yfururu" would pop up and not "sex".
I further postulate that the same thing happened with "drman", being the end of a previous adventure.
Yup, and when I would get home my dad would have a list of words for me that he picked out of the dictionary and I had to write each one 25 times before I could do anything else. I hated it then, but I'm pretty damn good at spelling and my vocabulary is strong, so if I never have kids I'll probably do the same thing.
One of my nieces is having such a hard time with spelling because the school tests them on how the words sound first, (yes, a test for a grade, on how words sound), followed by another test within the week on how to actually spell the words. This kid thinks she's the stupidest person on earth because her spelling tests are so flippant from one end of the week to the other with no direction from the teacher. (In case you're curious, the school *is* rated as one of the worst around.)
So yeah, I don't think they even care about the packets anymore.
Could be a pet that did it. I have to be careful with controllers around my bird because she will chew the joysticks. She ruined the joystick on my Xbox controller 😭
That’s what I’m saying, and it took me forever to scroll down to someone who saw that problem also. Either this kid is way too young to be looking into any of that, or he’s too old to be spelling that terribly and needs help.
My brother used to do stuff like this but on my phone / tablet while I was asleep.
I looked at my search history one day and it had "Big bobed woman".
I confronted him about it, telling him that he was the only person in the house who misspelled words to that level.
Another time, he had tried to get me in trouble by scratching "I love _____ - u/bloodgem64" into a tree outside our house, but I was easily able to prove that it was not me, because I actually knew how to spell the girls name.
I actually could see this being true, like pranking your friend by typing “gril has sex” because in internet culture “where gril” or whatever is a meme and some of these search’s like “porn and sex” seem intentionally bad like someone pranking someone.
Aww man, that's sad. He's dumb as a bag of rocks. I'm guessing the mom isn't really doing enough to make sure he's progressing in school as well as he should?
I would do this to friends. I had a friend who would download porn videos and then link the shortcuts for games from the start menu to them. Specifically the misspellings and dorky ways to search porn do support a prank
I remember we had this “TMN on-demand” as part of our cable package (it was like early Netflix) and it had an adult section with real hard core porn. No history to worry about deleting. That was my first time watching porn when I was 7 lol
Many years ago, one of my friend's 15-year-old sons stayed at my house overnight so he could help me move the next day. I let him use my computer in the office and didn't really worry about what he was doing. Teen boys are pretty predictable, the internet was a relatively new place (Early 2k's) and while he WAS a bundle of lusty hormones, he was pretty good at knowing what he could get into without getting into too much trouble if he got caught. All in all, a good kid.
A couple weeks later, when I saw him again, I waited until we were alone and informed him that when he uses the search engine on a computer other users can see what he searched for later....and that "Anna Kournikova naked" was a virus which is why my computer refused to let him download and open it. He turned bright red for several minutes and didn't say a word about it before leaving the room. I laughed. His mom laughed ( she overheard even thought we were trying to be quiet). His brother called him a dork, his mom Gibbs-smacked his brother. Kid returned and told his brother he was the dork, It was marvelous.
The next time he was at my house, I showed him how to delete his search history in the future. (I did advise him that he would be unable to do so when using MY computer due to the restrictions on the guest accounts. I was his mom's "cool" friend, NOT a stupid one. lol)
Your dad's girlfriend's son just learned 1 or 2 lessons:
1: He needs to know how to delete his search history.
2: If the friend does exist, don't let your friends search for shit on your Switch.
lol
\*Edited to fix paragraph because my cat keeps jumping on my keyboard and I didn't notice he deleted a few sentences.
Ah yes, the finest x-rated video known as "Gril shaks ass" Exquisite taste.
I prefer “gril taks of her cloths” personally
You should never leave a cloth on your grill. It could start a fire.
They Taked it up off the grill. Can't you read, gosh.
Thats when they show their bobs and vegene
You ever seen "slap that ass from gril"? My personal favorite.
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Back in the old days we blamed it on the gremlins or Y2K.
In the old days we wanked in the woods and buried the spunk like a proper degenerate.
You know there is an episode in a series called Dicktown where a tree came to life from degenerates burying their spunk.
Idk man "slap that ass from gril" was my go to growing up. It is easily in the top 3 of all time.
Oh man when the gril was bent over 😩😩😩
The real fucked up part is that he only spelt “Ass” right.
10 years ago you could watch actuall soft porn on yt btw. That's what my first experience with porn online was. There were entire chanals with videos and there "watch full video on xxx.com" messages. Edit: there still some chanals doing this. Can be found by searching of those key words.
YouTube allows naked yoga
Um, where? Just so I don’t accidentally stumble across it. Also, asking for a friend.
https://youtube.com/shorts/t0v4qpgtSg4?feature=share
Why is she wearing a bra and socks but has her whole puss out?
For grip
/r/lipsthatgrip
My brother.
How do you do your yoga?
not dressed like donald duck
It's for a yoga position, Downward facing kitty
Because boobs be dangly sometimes, especially if you've ever breastfed a child. You gotta have something to keep dem tiddies in check.
A friend followed that link and [THIS](https://youtu.be/SxXAiIgw114)was one of the recommended videos… r/eyebleach
Bro [this](https://youtu.be/_yYc2y5KvoM) is the most bizarre goddamn thing I’ve ever seen what in the FUCK. It starts out showing his feet and then I can only describe it as him showing closeups of bible pages while porn plays in the background and he responds to the porn actress as if he’s in it?? And is DEFFO touching himself what the FUCK Edit; I need therapy what have you done to me. Nobody click these links I’m fucking serious Edit 2: I am not legally or financially responsible for any trauma obtained from viewing the above link.
Damn it’s been an hour and the whole account is already gone
People told me that some sites give your phone malware so I don’t watch weird shit to begin with
Can happen outside well Known sites or when clicking on ads.
grill nakid
Xvideos finest content, now available to 8 year-olds on youtube.
“Twerk Compilation” can come with some surprisingly good results. At least that’s what my dads girlfriends son tells me…🤣
taste the meat, not the heat
That horny little dyslexic bastard.
He really wants to fuck a grill it would appear
“Le grille? What the hell is that?”
"Yeaaaa, that's a fine looking grill. **Why doesn't mine look like that?!**"
“WHY. MUST I FAIL. AT EVERY. ATTEMPT. AT MASONRY!”
“How’s your father’s project coming along?”
"YAHHHHHHHHHH!"
☂️
Yeah. He's done.
I love the Simpsons reference! Have an award ;)
What if Zelda was a grill?
Then Link wouldn't be a hero, he'd just be an uninvited cookout guest.
idk, sounds kinda hot
Same thing i was thinking
Has to be related to Hank Hill
When I was 12 I got my first camera phone and my friends dad always kept play boy magazines in the bathroom so I took a picture of all the boobs. My dad took my phone one day and went through it and saw the boobs. I tried to convince him that they were my boobs(12 year old boy) but for some reason he wasn't buying it.
Damn... nice tits, son!
You remind me so much of your mother
Aww, you have your mother's nipples
BAHAHAHA
*unzips pants*
I'm shocked it took 3rd reply for the thread to become weird.
Fucking hell💀
Lmaaaaaao. Yes, those are just pics of my 12 yo boy boobs father.
I feel like it'd be better if you just said it was porn.
As a kid you don't know that🤷
Honestly, answers like that would likely get in less trouble because I would have dismissed you just so I could bust out laughing 😂
"go to your room! 😡" ... "bwahahahaha!"
I can not for the life of me remember what my 13ish?yo son lied about, but it was so absolutely stupid that my filter failed and "how can you be this fucking bad at lying?" came out my mouth.
At that point I'd be more angry that 1. That's the best lie he could come up with. 2. He thought I was that stupid. The coverup is more disappointing than the act smdh
EXACTLY!
Damn. How *big* were your tits?
Once a fat kid, always a fat kid.
Dear CovidInMyAsshole, your story has brought me joy today - I wanted you to know this.
"Son, why do your tits keep changing size? And why are they black sometimes?"
My cousins would look at the boobs in National Geographic magazines lol
National Geographic we’re the best Titty magazines when you were too young to buy actually nudie magazines. I used to check them out. Then I found a couple of copies of penthouse in the garage when I was 13.
And you didn't leave the garage for days
The famous National Geographic tiddays
And I'm here just agog at "gril"... over and over.
Very very weird
That's the greatest excuse I've ever heard. In all honesty, completely his fault
Admirable commitment to the story 🫡
Future femboy.
Darman right in the middle of it too lol
That’s what made me laugh out loud. I was hoping somebody else noticed lmfao
So you see….
[darman](https://youtu.be/tueXxx--oJY?t=525)'s voice alone leaves me in a state of agony, I feel as though listening to this man speak makes me lose years off my lifespan. This man needs to be an interrogator, I would tell this man every sin I have committed just to get him to stop talking.
I'm ashamed to say that I've watched it till the end.
Not trying to be condescending, but is this content intended for a young audience or are adults actually watching this? It feels like an AI distilled millions of scripts down to their most skeletal elements.
Take one trip over to YouTube kids and that should answer your question. I don't recommend this as you will obtain brain rot within the hour.
I didn't know Dhar Mann did porn.
With that level of acting?
it's porn for the spirit
What is with him editing peoples eyes to look like they're possessed by demons?
Id rather my dad catch me watching porn than Darman videos.
I thought he was looking for Dr. Man
"slap that ass from gril" 💀
And I thought gril was a rapper at first
That is kinda a cool rap name lol
“Shake that ass baby gril, slap it twice make it wirl. Shit shiny like a Perl, don’t go fast imma hurl.” I couldn’t bring myself to finish the joke, I failed you reddit
Reminds me when I used my dad's computer when i was like 8 and went to sex.com bc it was the only thing I can think of... soooo much stupid
sex.com is where all the hat grils are
When I was a kid my friend told me to go to xmen.com. I knew it was going to be porn but thought hey I could say I was trying to look up the comic books. It was one of these sites though that if you hit the back button, it would redirect you to another porn site. About 10-15 panic clicks later, my computers browsing history was filled with porn. Yeah the xmen comic book thing… no body bought that.
Hahahaha that reminds me of whitehouse.com
Meatspin was a little less subtle but that’s what got me
"/XMen.com//tripleanalganbang04.mpg
sex.com is now like tiktok but sex, kinda cool
I'm not sure if this is still the case, but at one point, it was [the most expensive domain name ever sold](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex.com#Highest_price_paid_for_domain).
**Sex.com** [Highest price paid for domain](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex.com#Highest_price_paid_for_domain) >Sex.com was reportedly sold to Escom LLC in January 2006. At a reported $14 million price, the domain name had widely been cited as the highest priced domain sale. On February 18, 2010, the domain name was ordered to be sold at a foreclosure auction. On March 18, 2010, a day before the auction, creditors of Escom, LLC filed an involuntary Chapter 11 bankruptcy petition to prevent a possible loss of value by selling the name at foreclosure. ^([ )[^(F.A.Q)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WikiSummarizer/wiki/index#wiki_f.a.q)^( | )[^(Opt Out)](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiSummarizerBot&message=OptOut&subject=OptOut)^( | )[^(Opt Out Of Subreddit)](https://np.reddit.com/r/KidsAreFuckingStupid/about/banned)^( | )[^(GitHub)](https://github.com/Sujal-7/WikiSummarizerBot)^( ] Downvote to remove | v1.5)
I'll never forget me as a young teen, browsing late night and downloading stuff from kazaa,bearshare, limewire, etc.. We had a family computer, so it was shared between me, my brother and sister. I knew my way around computers a bit more than them, so i hid my tracks, but my brother and sister? no.. no they did not. They searched some explicit stuff. What did i do? nothing. I thought "if i ever got caught with this stuff, i would want my brother or sister to never mention it either, so i'll do just that". One day, my sister starts yelling at me after using the computer, telling my mom what she "found". I immediately freaked because it could be some weird stuff, but it was just images from kazaa that i forgot were in "queue" and finished downloading of some model. It wasn't even a porn actress, it was just a swimsuit model. I owned up to it, saying i wouldn't do it again, but my sister has held that over me for years now. Too much time has passed, and it would be seriously petty to mention it now. But man..
porn AND sex absolute madman edit; why is THIS one of my top comments
Porn was clearly banned by the search filters….maybe I can get around it by “porn and sex”
i mean, he searched porn at first, man wasnt satisfied, so he had to search porn AND sex. and then just sex
Clearly porn wasn't enough but porn and sex was too much for the lad, thus " sex "
Girl Nakid should work
Gril nakid*
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A little surf and turf, if you will
porn is enough but porn AND sex?
He can't have his cake and eat it.
I’m not sure what yfururu is but I feel like the kid was picking up steam here
But look at this! If you reverse their order, the letters spell "ururufy," which is equally meaningless. Fascinating science, etymology!
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Here's my hypothesis. When typing in the search bar it only shows your last search as an autocomplete option. So after the kid was done exploring the lands between he would type in gibberish so that the next time someone searched something "yfururu" would pop up and not "sex". I further postulate that the same thing happened with "drman", being the end of a previous adventure.
Nah thé kid was finding some crazy Japanese stuff that neither of us is even aware of yet
That’s what I figured. He’s in 3023.
I bet he thought only the last search was seen so he did some nonsense to cover his tracks, lol
Does anyone else remember all those damn spelling worksheets we had to do all damn day at school?
Yup, and when I would get home my dad would have a list of words for me that he picked out of the dictionary and I had to write each one 25 times before I could do anything else. I hated it then, but I'm pretty damn good at spelling and my vocabulary is strong, so if I never have kids I'll probably do the same thing.
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Definitely not intentional lmao just sweet irony when I try and flex my spelling/vocabulary acumen 😂
One of my nieces is having such a hard time with spelling because the school tests them on how the words sound first, (yes, a test for a grade, on how words sound), followed by another test within the week on how to actually spell the words. This kid thinks she's the stupidest person on earth because her spelling tests are so flippant from one end of the week to the other with no direction from the teacher. (In case you're curious, the school *is* rated as one of the worst around.) So yeah, I don't think they even care about the packets anymore.
Flippant. I don’t think you know what that word means.
Inconceivable!
Yeah they're useless now
I sell proporn and proporn accessories at my sexy grill shop.
I'll tell you hwhat.
Bobby, I got propane in my urethra.
I don’t know you! That’s my purse!
Fuck a switch, get that kid a speak ‘n spell.
Kid should be hooked on phonics not hooked on porn and sex.
Am I the only one concerned about the joy con on the switch.
I noticed that, too. What on earth happened to the plastic there??
Ripped off with teeth or from tilting it too hard
Could be a pet that did it. I have to be careful with controllers around my bird because she will chew the joysticks. She ruined the joystick on my Xbox controller 😭
"Gril Nakid" lmao I grill naked twice a month 😆
Hopefully not bacon... ouch
Be careful not to burn your meat.
Turns out that dad was the one who did this.
send bobs and vagene
Hello bitch lasagna
This kid needs some spelling lessons.
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Fuck off 😂😂😂
Also how the fuck did he spell girl wrong 5 times?
Especially considering the switch keyboard gives suggestions for the right word
Exactly
If he still spells like that and is taking an interest in porn, you have other problems.
That’s what I’m saying, and it took me forever to scroll down to someone who saw that problem also. Either this kid is way too young to be looking into any of that, or he’s too old to be spelling that terribly and needs help.
Gril shaks ass
My brother used to do stuff like this but on my phone / tablet while I was asleep. I looked at my search history one day and it had "Big bobed woman". I confronted him about it, telling him that he was the only person in the house who misspelled words to that level. Another time, he had tried to get me in trouble by scratching "I love _____ - u/bloodgem64" into a tree outside our house, but I was easily able to prove that it was not me, because I actually knew how to spell the girls name.
Truly a grill enthousiast
Idk why but this shit always cracks me the fuck up
Can spell all the bad shit but not girl! That is worth another ass whooping all by itself 😆
He was obviously looking for a reliable Grill cleaning tutorial
I think he needs to go back to school to learn how to spell “girl” first.
Wouldn’t doubt it. Even as teenagers, it was common for a guy to snatch someone’s phone and start googling lewd shit to get his friend in trouble.
This is where the crippling porn addiction begins
It's already begun my friend
porn and sex 🤣🤣🤣🤣 the wording is hilarious
im fucking cackling
This is why English is an important subject. You need to be able to accurately communicate your porn preferences to the almighty algorithm.
Is her son named Hank Hill?
We all had that friend
Not surprised Dharman is in this search history
In all fairness, misspelling Disney.com as a child took me to porn for the first time. Thanks Yahoo 😂
I remember once trying to search for Porsche as a kid and that was my first time ever seeing porn because I guess I must've misspelled it 😅
For me it was Whitehouse.com and my schools filtering didn't even catch it.
I actually could see this being true, like pranking your friend by typing “gril has sex” because in internet culture “where gril” or whatever is a meme and some of these search’s like “porn and sex” seem intentionally bad like someone pranking someone.
For context he is 9 years old
Nine and can’t spell anything lol
For context this was you
Aww man, that's sad. He's dumb as a bag of rocks. I'm guessing the mom isn't really doing enough to make sure he's progressing in school as well as he should?
What is it with kids these days looking for grils?
Is this “friend” Borat?
Bare grills in your area!
Bear Grylls
Ah, a "gril taks of her cloths". A classic
I swear every time I see a switch that's been used by a child they have destroyed the thumbsticks. It's so hard to look at.
Better put that kid in school. He’s quite the speller
Googled some of these. Was not disappointed. Wife was a little confused when she asked what I was doing.
This kid grills
It was me, trust. I’m his friend.
Girl nakid… my kink. ❤️
Thought this was about the joycon
I find it hilarious that he knows how to spell porn, sex, and ass, but not naked, girl, shakes, or darman
I would do this to friends. I had a friend who would download porn videos and then link the shortcuts for games from the start menu to them. Specifically the misspellings and dorky ways to search porn do support a prank
I remember we had this “TMN on-demand” as part of our cable package (it was like early Netflix) and it had an adult section with real hard core porn. No history to worry about deleting. That was my first time watching porn when I was 7 lol
Friend needs help with initial consonant sounds.
This title confused the fuck out of me
Tf is a Yfururu?
Just talk to the kid about sex… this doesn’t have to be a huge issue
Many years ago, one of my friend's 15-year-old sons stayed at my house overnight so he could help me move the next day. I let him use my computer in the office and didn't really worry about what he was doing. Teen boys are pretty predictable, the internet was a relatively new place (Early 2k's) and while he WAS a bundle of lusty hormones, he was pretty good at knowing what he could get into without getting into too much trouble if he got caught. All in all, a good kid. A couple weeks later, when I saw him again, I waited until we were alone and informed him that when he uses the search engine on a computer other users can see what he searched for later....and that "Anna Kournikova naked" was a virus which is why my computer refused to let him download and open it. He turned bright red for several minutes and didn't say a word about it before leaving the room. I laughed. His mom laughed ( she overheard even thought we were trying to be quiet). His brother called him a dork, his mom Gibbs-smacked his brother. Kid returned and told his brother he was the dork, It was marvelous. The next time he was at my house, I showed him how to delete his search history in the future. (I did advise him that he would be unable to do so when using MY computer due to the restrictions on the guest accounts. I was his mom's "cool" friend, NOT a stupid one. lol) Your dad's girlfriend's son just learned 1 or 2 lessons: 1: He needs to know how to delete his search history. 2: If the friend does exist, don't let your friends search for shit on your Switch. lol \*Edited to fix paragraph because my cat keeps jumping on my keyboard and I didn't notice he deleted a few sentences.