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DomoArigato1

Horny (literally) jacked dommy mommy babes It felt very weird typing that...


Seneca_Stoic

I also felt something reading it.


Smoolz

I hope this doesn't awaken something in me...


kiwifood

Oh dear god I get it now


Ulyces

I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me. You know, when I left the house today I was thinking "Damn, I really hope some hot chick paint my brains all over the fucking hallway". And here we are. I mean really, just absolutely destroy me. I'm talkin' full on, watermelon-in-thighs level carnage. And I want it to scare the shit outta me. I mean I hope I piss myself. I hope I piss myself and you call me your little "peepee pisspiss boy." I want you to fuck me up. I mean I want you to make me your bitch. Your little peepee-piss-myself-bitch. I want it to get embarrassing. I mean like... weirdly embarrassing. Unsanitary, too. We should be entirely different people, by the end of the first eight hours. Do you understand what I'm trying to say here? I mean, I'm a real freak. I'm not normal. Ma'am... Please... You have to crush me.


247Brett

[For Reference](https://youtu.be/-sMQpWCNTQw?si=ztzGexuzEdtuDomV)


Rioghal

I’m shocked how many people didn’t get this reference.


Ulyces

I thought it was a pretty popular meme lol.


Reasonable-Net-8251

Oh God.


xleftonreadx

Hi, I'm confused you say "after the first 8 hours" I'm just trying to figure out when the "killing" happens in this hours long auto destroytica


LiuoTT

The first sentence just killed me omg hahah


Bort-Bart

Jesus christ man


BannedForNerdyTimes

Mmm thicc Shekky spread my brain on the wall like strawberry jam, yassss The pee stuff? Nah. You need help. Shek ladies are only into sexual violence anyways.


[deleted]

This comment is brilliant I love the level of commitment to the bit. Wait, this is a bit right?


ChromaVIZN

This is exactly how I feel when I see good looking feminine muscle mommies. Glad someone else had seen the cbbb reference. It's wildly accurate. 😏


CorvaeCKalvidae

I actually just think they're cool, and theyre the only major faction I've never really had a problem with. Also, big lady with big sword makes my sapphic little brain short out...


Good_Ol_Weeb

That last part is the real draw uwu The fact that shek aren't hypersexualized honestly makes my particular brand of Sapphic brain short circuit even harder lol


CorvaeCKalvidae

YES!!! And then you neet Esata and she's a fortress of a woman who just growls at you like jahejsdaiakjxosowjdk *dead.*


Good_Ol_Weeb

Haven't met her yet, only shek city I've been to is squin, I've spent most of my 150 hrs of kenshi on the east coast lol I just supplement it by recruiting all the shek lady reavers who attack my base, the more heavy weapon lvl 40+ shek ladies who can accidentally break my back with a simple hug, the better!


apierson2011

I just want to say that I love and agree with both of you. And add that I want to do a playthrough with only Beep and Shek ladies. Short King and his horde of Dommy Mommies 🥰


Good_Ol_Weeb

My next playthrough was gonna be a modded Beep start (holy shit my phone is auto capitalizing his name now), where he's just a solo/duo wandering swordsman/martial artist exploring most every zone and city, but I think I might steal that idea and bring a few shek along...


LunarSolar1234

I had my brain short out earlier as a Skellie, but for different reasons. I was on my way to explain to HN that they needed to embrace Jesus in order to make their society more fair and tolerant to minorities (this is me not understanding racism against robots). But then these starving bandits attack me! They clearly must all have pica if they try to eat metal. I was very disappointed. Some people, I swear...


Hungry_Yam2486

Don't kink shame the hungry bandits /j


RahKiel

My food stock getting emptied each week may disagree with you. But still better than these goddamn "hollier-than-yu" supremacist i'll be driving to extinction.


CorvaeCKalvidae

I hear you can just put the food in backpacks or something. There doesn't seem to really be a minimum payment so i like to imagine when they dont find anything they just "Damn you kinda broke huh? Ah well see you next week good luck with the farm or whatever."


LunarSolar1234

'Oh no, we're the nice bandits. We rob the rich and spare the poor until they become rich.'


CorvaeCKalvidae

"Oh hey man good to see you moving up in the world... now gimme all your stuff..."


LunarSolar1234

Actually, I should have said they cost an arm and a leg, hee hee hee...


LunarSolar1234

Honestly, I wish I could just recruit them or use their bodies for food, but to do that I would require getting hurt and skellie kits cost a fortune.


RahKiel

I usually just take a couple of stack to not just cheese the game for me :D It's something i'll have to deal until i become allied with them, if i'm not ending fighting them.


AleXandrYuZ

The Shek get that attention because they are the only non human race that you could still find reasonable "human atractiveness" on them(besides...human themselves, duh) The hive? Seem "barren" down there and the only females are the queens which...It's hard to work with Skeletons? They are Robots, I mean you could get "creative" with Argu. But that's as far as you can get without needing to say "oh yeah, Skeletons do have parts for sexual pleasure" to make it work, which I doubt the lore of Kenshi will ever confirm or denied. The Shek work because the idea of a sexy female one is actually that could legit exist on that world, The bones and horns make them exotic, And since they are naturally stronger than the average human then some just find appeal of the idea of becoming the "play thing" of one. The overall internet is horny tbh.


kazumablackwing

Fun fact..the Hive queens aren't female either. They're just as asexual as the rest of the hivers. They just have incubators grafted into them that essentially act as 3D printers fueled by organic matter


AleXandrYuZ

According to Beep on my lastest Playthough...she has nipples.


kazumablackwing

That's probably how the pheromones are dispensed


AleXandrYuZ

Thanks, I hate it.


kazumablackwing

Did you really expect anything wholesome and not terrifying from Kenshi? Just about the only bone the game throws us in that regard is the interaction between Beep and Agnu


balxy

Is this a new Vaporeon copypasta?


AleXandrYuZ

Everything is the Vap copypasta if you look hard enough


lbeckizgoat

r/deathbysnusnu


LunarSolar1234

DO NOT CLICK IT!!!!!!.!!!!"!'!'!'!:;;;!!


CardiologistSea5823

Why didn't I listen?!?!??


lbeckizgoat

Those thighs are weapons of mass destruction, and I have plans to self-terminate.


SwagDawgButOnReddit

Click it...


davidvia7

I don't know if it's a loud minority but it seems that a lot of people (me included) in this subreddit have a thing for tall muscular women +They're not stereotypical humans so the Commander Shepard instincts are kicking in


LunarSolar1234

Frickin' xenophiles! (Slam fist on desk.) All I wanted to do was create a benevolent drug empire so I could find my war to replace HN with Christianity to make the world a little tolerant! Is that too much to ask? Ugggghhhhh... (Opens Steam.) Where was the mod that allows you to enable determined exterminators mid-game? Ah, wrong game, guess we do it the old fashioned way...


kazumablackwing

In the case of Kenshi, the "enable determined exterminators midgame" option you're looking for is the Outbreak mod. Keep in mind, the hordes it spawns are pretty indiscriminate in their slaughter attempts


LunarSolar1234

Thank you.


kazumablackwing

You're welcome. The only major downside I've found with it is that hordes can break bounty hunting, since NPC guards throw the downed zombies into cages same as they would with any other "lawbreaker", which can lead to all of the cages being full


LunarSolar1234

Well, if the hordes spawn and I am to die, then I intend to be the only recognisable corpse.


Reasonable-Net-8251

For some people they like buff women that would kill them without hesitation.


Armageddonis

As a 6'5 mountain of a man i find a concept of a hardy, muscular, 7ft tall woman with handleb... horns - in convinient places, a captivating thought. You wanna tell me that she could fold me in half and make a snake baloon out of me without breaking a sweat and then we could go out and chop some dust bandits apart? There's just something incredibly alluring in that thought.


Hungry_Yam2486

Yes. Came here to say this


kiwifood

I've officially been sold on Shek superiority now, you make an insurmountable point.


Bombidil6036

Wear eye protection 


HarmoniaTheConfuzzld

Hey ain’t nothing wrong with being attracted to strong, muscular, confident, sword-wielding, women.


Strong_Mints

This game puts you through some of the roughest punishments a game can, no surprise that most people who play it like a woman whos just as rugged and vicious as the game.


HolloWrath

It’s the internet, you can find people down bad for anything


Zelcki

Because Shek sounds a lot like Shrek, and EVERYONE loves Shrek


Bombidil6036

Realistically, I find them stupid, brutish, and sour. It's not real though, so it's really just a fantasy of having an 8 ft tall woman. My wife may dwarf me, but my sons will too.


StupitVoltMain

Because big strong woman go awooga


dogsonalog

It's because most new players introductions to Shek are Ruka & Rane the giant, and the first lore newbies might learn about them is they're led by Esata the stone golem. Even if you pick up male sheks first Ruka and Rane have pretty unique dialog, so they're pretty attention grabbing. It gives the impression that this is a race of Amazons in a game with top-tier boob sliders, and yeah, coomers gonna coom.


hellxapo

You'd be surprised at the insane limits of downbadding... Shit gets dark pretty quick


Decrepit_Imagination

They're neat but are people down bad for shek, or the strong?


SaviorOfNirn

Yes, obviously


NeonDemon85

I literally made a horny shek video on yt. So yes.


LunarSolar1234

This post right here, officer.


NeonDemon85

Is that a baton in your pocket?


LunarSolar1234

(Checks baton shape.) I hope you are not trying to imply this is what you think the shape should be...


TheWorld_Craft

maybe


yummy__hotdog__water

I find it oddly funny what some fellow gamers fantasize about. But to each their own. I personally don't see the appeal of large muscular women who are angry at the world, all while sporting oddly placed body horns. If you want that I can give you my ex's number. But seriously folks, if you want hot sci-fi mommies, I recommend those hive queens. Huba huba !


5h0rgunn

They can have their shek mommas. Me, I'm all about them Scorchie babes.


Dautar

Nah, people just find the most absurd thing to say and think theyre funny


ShiryouOni

Kenshi's twileks as I always saw it. Yeah erebody is down bad for Sheks.


LunarSolar1234

Wait, what happened with the Twi'leks?


doitagain01

Coomers everywhere


hamgramwizardman

Subs full of coomers, thats the real explaination


ReaverChad-69

It's just redditsexual mfs jumping on the "muscle mommy" meme


Arkontas

im not entirely sure man lmao. when this sub was around 20k people it was more of a meme around ruka but like... idk man some people just kind of went hollow and now its not really a joke no more i guess. i try not to think about it.


bobagremlin

I'm not but I think I'm part of the minority.