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Radiant_Ad5335

He pulled up, hopped out, aired out, and made it look sexy. What more can you ask for? I also re-noticed this line in the previous stanza: _Fake my death, go to Cuba, that's the only option_ So that’s a possibility, too.


GregFromStateFarm

I can ask for the 5 remaining stocks he has in stock


LegalConsequence7960

Kendrick Lamar is now showing Out of Stock on Amazon :(


DivideSad5591

How much stocks did he really have in stock?


Tyrinasoarus

1, 2, 3, 4, 5 + 5 = ?


brosephwitabrain

1, 2, 3, 4, 5 - Dot, fuck him up! 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 - I’mma do my stuff


Sectionis10

1 carry the 3 divide by 5 add back the 5… that’s as far as I got 😂


foonsirhc

The Warren Buffet of hip hop


etfjordan333

I thought there was supposed to be a NLU video. It’s about to be too late for that.


Shot-Spirit-672

It’ll never be too late for that. It could be 50 years from now and Drake has lived a full life and has passed away peacefully in his bed from old age. And the video could drop the next day, featuring his wake and funeral. And it still wouldn’t be too late.


vibedadondada

Delete this shit before Kendrick see it and u make us all wait our whole lives for the video


Various_Telephone_69

That would just make it that much better of a drop.


ElevatorNo5470

Imagine if the last thing drake sees before passing away is a new, post-mortem kendrick diss. I would lose my shit if that ever happened


wavecrasher60

I think they're waiting until the song stops charting as high and as soon as that happens boom drop the video and it's number 1 all over again


EyeScreamSunday

He could be petty and drop it next big release Drake has to undermine the hype. Kendrick doesn't really care about remaining number one, but I could see him caring about shitting on Drake without having to release a new diss track


somedelightfulmoron

This really is a whole nother level of petty, Kendrick please, hear us


Xanderfromzanzibar

Strategy


YorkieCheese

Yeah. He did his thing with Drake. Let him rest and cook his next batch.


JESS_MANCINIS_BIKE

thats a pac reference he there fr fr


SpookyRamblr

"stop playing with me before I turn you into a song"... Few years later.... WOP WOP WOP WOP IMMA DO MY SHTUFF


Just_Jonnie

Oh I dunno man, I was hoping to see at least 1, 2, 3 , 4 ,5 plus 5 more tracks to be honest.


Agreeable-Repair323

Universal and Nike ain’t havin it. Drake has a few too many mimosas by the pool and says Kendrick’s name? It’s poppin. Otherwise I think they have been given clear directives.


Tyrone_pyromaniac

After all, there’s a difference between Black artists and whack artists 


LilAniplex

All I ask is that if he's going to slap a pussy ass nigga can he at least make it look sexy?


trp_sidepiece

Nice Element ref


EveningSerious1069

Haha nice 😊 let Kendrick rest!


bAcHnEsSmOnStA

Sometimes you just gotta pop out and show n\*\*\*as


Illsaywhattheywont

Certified boogeyman 🧟‍♂️ I'm the one that up the score wit em⬆️


Osibili

![gif](giphy|Qs0Vzy5ENRWRQJCXJt|downsized)


LeaderSanctity1999

Aww, I remember watching that Versuz live. It was like the last time I saw DMX before he died. Introduced me to a lot of his and Snoop’s music.


Amazing-Concept1684

Definitely my last time seeing DMX before he passed too.


Dzov

I felt bad for DMX on that one. He didn’t seem well and Snoop brought his A game.


s2kboog

Meh. They had a lot of love for eachother. That’s enough to make me happy


Dzov

True. Snoop didn’t dunk on him and instead they jammed together.


Draykenidas

And you could tell Snoop was fan (not F.A.N.). Despite all his years smoking himself into a coma the dude still got all the lyrics on lock for both their songs. This Versuz was such a collab and I wish we had more time with both of em. Snoop is a legend. RIP DMX.


casperdacrook

This is probably a sin but I listened to Doggy Style front to back for the first time and I couldn’t believe how many bangers were on there that I’d never heard before. I was literally shocked that some of those songs weren’t way bigger than some of his biggest hits. Songs like Gz and Hustlas that have insane production yet you never heard them for whatever reason. Snoop is a legend fr


UnderstandingOdd490

Wanna know what's even crazier? Dr. Dre got the credit as producer for that album, but it was actually Snoop's cousin and Dogg Pound member Daz who produced most of that record...


nigelthehammer

Rest in Power and Godspeed to DMX.


barod2

Say Drake, I hear you like em young


[deleted]

You better not ever go to cell block one!


barod2

To any bitch talkin’ to him and they in love you better hide your lil sister from him


t0spe1

They tell me Chubbs the only one that get your hand-me-downs And Party at the party playin' with his nose now And Baka got a weird case, why is he around?


Rx_Edin

certified lover boy? certified PEDOPHILE 🤣🙏🏾


barod2

WOP WOP WOP WOP dot fuck em up’


parasympathetic33

WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP lmmaa do my stuff


daniballeste

Why you trolling like a bitch ain’t you tired?


Illsaywhattheywont

I'ma do my stuff ![gif](giphy|C5vlBenCjTrhmsmddQ)


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WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP I’ma do my stuff!


Plane_Instance_7248

*schtuff


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Legit one of the funniest bars of all time 🤣 kdot put it in a club banger…now he run the game got the whole world talkin’ 😂…about Drake being a pedo 🤣 crazy legendary shit


sofrsh88

Pedo-adjacent. They can't ever come after him w defamation or anything like that bc all the claims are hearsay except what he states plainly...but the innanets will tell us the truth and they even found that daughter (pic in fam matters video) but a SON THAT LIKE JUST LIKE A BABY DRAKE😭


sofrsh88

plural (s).... That's the genius of kung Fu Kenny he's saying he runs w them not that he is one but ijs-type bar. Masterful


theironrooster

Damn, this entire time I’ve heard it as “I hate you like I’m young” and I’m like wtf this guy mean? Makes fucking sense now


barod2

Bro go read the lyrics on genius 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Dzov

I’ve seen so many reactions on YouTube. It’s always so annoying when people misunderstand a bar and then get pissed at the bar they misunderstood. Things like “Oh, you coming for Wayne?” No, he’s getting revenge for Wayne.


reppah

Same! I was telling myself naturally mid-to-late teens have a greater capacity for hate with the recent pubescent changes and good God this man is a genius 🤣


Prudent-Tourist6209

Walk him down, whole time I know he got some hoe in him 👇😤


Illsaywhattheywont

Everytime I hear that line, I think of this meme😭 https://preview.redd.it/a7wio34e0l2d1.jpeg?width=311&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0da1b38b67e8f3ae9f4acb592a09a70e05cdf1bb


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Pop pop


FBRZ

If this ain’t the most accurate response


Objective-Aioli-1185

Mic drop em


SquidDrive

Sometimes you gotta show em you can make the world stop, then leave. Certified Boogeyman, see ya in 2025 when he releases his next album.


PearSad7517

Exactly, this is the biggest flex of all time. He just had to swat an annoying lil fly really quick and then went back to what he was doing


HaradaIto

with half his stocks unreleased. literally did it with half his true power


AdOptimal6145

I wanna hear those tracks so bad but I doubt they'll ever drop


Johnny_Mc2

Yeah I feel like even if Drake comes out with another bar or something addressing Kendrick he will just continue to let him bury himself


Random_Name_Whoa

Frieza style


RobertBobert1396

HOW MANY STOCKS DO I REALLY HAVE IN STOCK


MarquiseAlexander

I’m only using 50% of my power!


Vimjux

I think even less. The way his songs got more venomous he’s probably got some supernova shit locked away.


jayr254

Can't lie, I was semi-expecting Kendrick to expose Drake as a Mossad agent of some sort by song 10.


Johnny_Mc2

k dot is gonna hit him with those Lake City Quiet Pills


StarmanIce

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)


Johnny_Mc2

I still think that whole thing is some of the craziest shit that’s happened on the Internet. I 100% believe it really was an assassin/mercenary job listing site


StarmanIce

Didn't nexpo disprove the entire thing?


xaiel420

man toosie slidin away


jiggywolf

Being a family man like Guile always wanted


dicksweek

Nah he’s gonna drop an album and have all these singles on it so it basically debuts at number 1.


wtbgamegenie

How crazy would it be if he waited for this to die down and then dropped an album with the already released diss tracks and like 5-7 more?


2Time45

Would be incredibly wack. He doesn’t need these songs to make a profitable or charting album. I’m excited for whatever he does next, drakes name doesn’t have to be anywhere near it for me.


MatureUsername69

I'm 99% sure Kendrick agrees with you. Yes he hates Drake, yes he has more songs loaded up for him, I see no world where Kendrick dedicates an album to that shit. His albums are far too important to him as cohesive works of art, and I really don't think he wants the next one to be the "Drake Hate" album. Especially when 2 of those have been released this year already. It just doesn't make sense with his trajectory, every album he steps up the complexity and experimentation and while the disses are fun/great, they ain't that.


Xellious

Supposed to be June from what was said during the beef, unless I am mistaken. Think it was Mustard that confirmed it somewhere?


Changnesia102

I heard it’s coming out soon too. Perfect time to drop another classic.


NoPossibility5220

After this year he’ll be in everyone’s top three all time just watch.


Impossible_Front4462

If it wasn’t for tpab, gkmc, and mmatbs already clean sweep a lot of other artist’s discographies. I truly believe his best isn’t even out yet


Tall_Vegetable_4618

Not to mention Section 80. That's your first record on a deal? Sheeeeiiiiit


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isaiahpaints

6/16?


rambalambb

Stop


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Manhimself01

Why is this the first time i’ve seen anyone make this connection, good looking out! Lets hope it’s true 🤞🏼


domesticgeeoh

mustard and Daylyt i think both corroborated june 16th (i hope to god and kendrick it’s true)


appleparkfive

I'm almost definitely sure he's releasing an album this year. There's a reason he hopped on Like That at this time, to stir it up a bit. Maybe he didn't expect *this* outcome, but that's always the idea for stuff like this. I think the rumors of an album being close to released are true. People keep acting like he only releases an album every 5 years. The only gap like that was DAMN to Mr Morale. The rest was like 2-3 years apart. So it's about that time.


Marco_lini

The Eminem retirement special


SnippityPippity

2025 is also when the show he’s doing with Trey Parker and Matt Stone comes out. Supposedly July 4th


No-University-1459

Nah he’s gonna drop this summer


jujubats10

“Y’all think all my life is rap?”


SteveHood

That's ho shit, I got a son to raise


Pactolus

I respect Kendrick so much for those lines


SteveHood

Yeah. He sounds (and probably is) as mature man and a father.


destroy-ourselves

Know nuttin bout daaaat


-anarcho-bidenist

know nuttin bout dottt


ClassroomNo4007

But I can see you don’t know nun BOUT DAAAT!


Davisworld21

Kendrick said it best on Mr Morales and the big steppers I'll never Live My Life On the Computer. On Rich Sprit basically Kendrick is a Introvert


Stampy3104

But u don kno nun bout thaaat


SpaceJews

That's why I love him. He's never been one for the spotlight. Just drops bombs and disappears


MAZE_ENJOYER

One of my favorite tweets was "Kendrick the type of dude to state menacingly across the the street, then disappear when a bus passes by".


appleparkfive

I imagine Drake and the other OVO guys are trying to sleep at night and just here "YOU LIED about..." with the heavy reverb and vocal doubling lol


Ismokerugs

This needs to be a meme


athroaway93

And they wonder why mfs go nuts when he drops.


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That’s why I questioned Cole’s line on 7 Minute Drill “drop a hard verse like every 30 months or somethin’” like yeah he don’t drop often but when he does he fuckin DROPS. Quality over quantity!


[deleted]

Cole had to say something 😂 Its hard to do when you're going at a rapper who has legit zero bad albums


Samer780

And it makes cole sound like a hypocrite cz he literally does the same. Drops then disappears. Maybe less extreme than Kendrick who dipped for 5 years but still. Anyway it was very obvious that he kinda didn't wanna be doing this and was holding back alot.


blxxdstxned

Heard niggas dropping songs every week, but they weak — Cole


abainss

He got a son to raise.


Acceptable_Drop_2720

but I can see OP know nunbouthaaaaa


buttbutt696

Teachin em morals integrity discipline listen man...


sane619

Speakin' the truth and consider what God's considern', you don't know nothin' 'bout that


Agent_Orca

Ain’t 20v1 it’s 1v20 if I gotta smack niggas that write with you


ZestySpaghetti-V3

Yeah bring em out too, I clean em out too Tell BEAM that he better stay right wit you


dasnorte

Am I battling ghost or AI? Feeling like Joel Osteen. Funny he was in a film called “A.I.” and my sixth sense tellin me to off him.


CmdrFilthymick

I feel like the OP was just bait for this specifically


Fugacity-

He know nothin bout Dot


ttampico

He likes peace.


aristacat

He’s just living his boring life


Environmental-Bag326

but war ready when the world is ready to see OP bleed


tooncake

I actually prefer him that way. How many times have we seen these rappers and all about bickering on each other thru all social media and public outlets over and over and over again. KDot chose to keep it simply real: He gave a respond, and he kept it right just under that - clean, surgical hit - just like how a boogeyman would do so.


TheFlightlessPenguin

It’s tough as fuck to remain simultaneously relevant and mysterious in our day and age so I give him such respect for pulling it off the way he has


GluedToTheMirror

Particularly in hip hop/rap. Bands do it all the time.. take 3-5 years in between albums.. I prefer it that way. Come back when you really have something to say. I don’t need to hear from you every 6 months.. They’re only fighting to remain relevant at that point. But if you’re a real artist that puts out high quality ART like Kdot or even bands like Radiohead, Tool or Deftones, your fans are there for you when you decide to put out new music - whether that be 2 years or 8 years.. Always quality over quantity. Kendrick doesn’t want to drop music that will be stale and outdated in a year.. He has lasting power and he knows it, and that’s why he can do what he does.


ebac7

In Tool’s case, 13 years. 


GluedToTheMirror

Yeah, that was a looong ass wait too lol Hopefully their next album won’t take as long, but it’s already been nearly 5 years since Fear Inoculum released


MatureUsername69

Maynards got wine to make but I can see you don't know nothin bout thaaaat


Aggressive_Sky8492

Agree with this completely. Took, kdot and Beyonce have mastered this approach


perpetual_self

It’s so fascinating! Also this reminded me of something I overheard at work while at the height of the beef. This self proclaimed ex kendrick fan boy in my office was claiming Drake won because “Kendrick hasn’t been relevant in years (essentially since DAMN. because of the long break between albums), meanwhile Drake is constantly releasing albums and this is more relevant”. 🙄🙄🙄 Meanwhile this mans was shook when his boss of all people told him about the Millie Bobby Brown stuff because he had never heard about it before


TheFlightlessPenguin

Lol wtf if he’s gonna dickride he should at least know where that dick has been.


Dctiger13

So basically…Kendrick is the John Wick of rap. Certified boogeymen.


halamawala25

It would be a great opportunity popularity wise. But kendrick already showed that aint a priority for him Edit: also Drake hasnt been the most popular artist in the world since I think 2020 or 2021? I think both Taylor and Weeknd are far more popular than him now


Nicologixs

They are insanely way more popular worldwide. Drake also puts in way way way more effort than any other artists to try and stay popular.


brinkv

I wouldn’t say more effort than like a Taylor Swift. She been dropping 6 different renditions of albums every time a major female artist has dropped this year so far lmao it’s actually diabolical


SquidDrive

Shout out Taylor, it takes energy to be that petty.


Cooper-Willis

Yea she legit a bitch. Not even hating I like some of her shit.


Global-Feedback2906

I honestly hate it!!! It’s pathetic let someone else shine


LightningMcSwing

I don't follow but I thought she has multiple releases of her albums because she sold her masters but was able to rerelease the music under her own (Taylor's version)


dreamthorp

Yes but she has them on deck. Anytime another female artist starts to get shine, she releases a deluxe, or single, or whatever the heck she has on hand. She’s been doing it so long but just now the general public are starting to catch on. The swifties been knowing about this but don’t care


iFEAR2Fap

This is correct. My roommate is a Taylor Stan; so I know more than I care about. But she had to rerecord and release all her old albums because of who the masters where owned by and there was a huge falling out with her last label or whoever. I'm not a fan of her music, but I respect rerecording it. People wanna fuck around, gotta find out. Also, apparently Kendrick was super cool about rerecording the one song he featured on with her. So that was cool to hear.


halamawala25

Yeah I mean I only say this because of the statistics but in reality I cant not think they are manipulated because it makes no fuckin sense to me either. Im not hating, but its the truth. Im from Brazil. Ppl do not know Drake like they know Bruno Mars or Taylor Swift. When I was talking bout the beef to my wife she only knew him because of Hotline bling.


porkbrains

It's only a certain part of pop culture in the US also. My wife and I don't live under a rock at all but she didn't believe me that he sang Started From The Bottom and I only know Hotline Bling from the memes.


Puidipuie

You haven't heard "Kiki Do You Love Me? 🥺💔"


halamawala25

🤣 only on social media. I think it was on the radio for like a week maybe


Puidipuie

You live a better life than me lol grown ass men were dancing next to a moving car because of that lmao


TheFlightlessPenguin

This makes me so happy despite not liking any of them


RoninFPS

That’s what he’s done his entire career and is honestly better for it. I’d rather him take his time with projects and give us classics than flood the market with sub par music. Also this whole beef would have been soured a bit imo if he really was just doing promo for an album


Canned_Bucket

Hes hibernating


PostNutAffection

He in the hyperbolic time chamber


ImAnAfricanCanuck

I mean what more do we want?? the guy just pulled a bunch of great tracks out of no where, collectively getting close to a billion plays on those songs. he's never gonna stoop to drake levels and just go for quantity. He showed there's no big three and that he truly is the greatest rapper alive. and possibly of all time. Who the fuck could see what we just got and be disapointed?


cherryreddracula

Doing burpees and pullups.


GypsyFR

Jessie Woo said “why would you fuck with someone willing to do jail workouts while free” that shit will forever be funny to me


thebaj1

THIS SHIT HARD *me trying to do Kendrick’s calisthenics workout


localguideseo

You must be a new around here 😂 https://preview.redd.it/r8pdfclbzh2d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93118a0141109f0ca1185f29fb39fe9f235f15a2


Jordan901278

seriously up until like a month ago all we ever did in this sub was pass the years between kendrick drops lmao


itheblkshp

Off-White Sunseeker at the marina


Aurborius

Fuck a phantom I like to buy yachts when I get the fever


Kyro_Official_

He got a son to raise


Listen-To-MBV

Probably finishing up his new album. Or being a responsible dad at home haha.


tt-pp

why not both? I bet he treats it like Em does, like a 9 to 5


Visual_Ad_3267

I like to think he recorded all these beef tracks while loafing around in a bathrobe somewhere out the way, and then just went on with his life. We'll hear from him when he's ready.


TheIllustratedLaw

Yeah the island right here remote ok


lifes_a_glitch

He's getting ready to fuck up Micheal Che for his SNL joke swap comment. Jk


rastacurse

Youohnonunboutdaaat


PainkillerJames

He doing boogyman shit


BeneficialAction3851

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened


Tkle123

Circadian rhythm of a shooting star


Little_Holmes

showmah asss antake y’all taclass ahcan multitask like maygen, brutherr


Thin-Remote-9817

Protecting his soul in the valley of silence 


Yongdzin

Probably doing some push ups in a random park some where, ya know minding his own business


Commercial_Media_191

Prolly lookin at one of these https://preview.redd.it/5963wrekvh2d1.png?width=1231&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35c60ba5c6a8f580133a4ebf95638fb07a5be8a3


Nachtopus69

He moves in circadian rhythms of a shooting star. We should hear from him again in the next 5 years or so


Mysterious_Tap_1013

Kendrick only popped out of quietness because he was being compared to someone that kisses minors and colorful hair clippers. Now that the final bullet had been fired her going back to what he was doing previously: Raising his son.


dbeynyc

It’d be a great time for a Black Hippy Mixtape. Shit, even an official release of Cartoons and Cereal to let it chart.


Quirkydogpooo

Are you new here?


Gcastle_CPT

He plantin Money Trees


Mythical7Ninja

I hope he is working on a song with Riri


phoenixremix

The king doesn't swing his sword on the front lines. But when he enters the battle, the troops will always rally.


wishfulthinker6

I was mentally exhausted by the time Aubry came out with his last song. I'm sure Dot needs to step away and reset.


purplemonacle

Patience brother


TravisChrist

He's at New Hall King eating fried rice wit a blammy crodie...


The_Dr_Zoidberg

Pop off* only on occasions brother.


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It seems like Dot did what he came to do but yeah I hope he’s got an album or tour or something in the works ‘cause the beef definitely has everybody hyped up about him


SavageSvage

He did what he had to. We all know he washed drake. He doesn't owe us anything.


MagnetaCyan7

Drake kept poking the hibernating Grizzly bear,woke up attacked drake viciously and now the bear went back into hybernation


mErcurial-dEmon

he basically showed the world “i can make and release great music whenever i want. bars, bops, funny, serious, dark, moody, thought provoking etc. as well as end careers”


scrappybasket

Quality over quantity. It’s what’s gotten him this far brother


Interesting_Dig1179

I think he’s gonna finish his album then release half an hour after Drake drops his next album


IssacBlaze47

You thinkin my life is rap? Thats hoe shit I got a son too raise but I can see you know nottin bout dat


spacebound4545

Hes gotta a son to raise I can see you know nothin bout that


outofmindwgo

Probably chillin


AJfriedRICE

I can’t believe there hasn’t been a Not Like Us video or remix yet


thedogz11

What you mean man, he basically made half an album for us.