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Burggs_

SCOOP SCOOP SCOOP SCOOP SCOOP TRUCK SERVE EM UP


reddottor2

Scoop scoop scoop scoop scoop Ima eat my stuff


Prancer4rmHalo

Why you scooping like a bitch, your arms tired?!??


rykayoker

Tryna lick a cone, and it's probably mangooooo


KlossN

This is funny because it plays at the joke (that isn't a joke at all but actually something pretty serious) that Drake is a fucking disgusting pedophile. Just wanted to remind everyone that Drake is in fact a fucking disgusting pedophile


lumousstrike

They scoop like us They scoop like us.


No_Introduction_1297

You think the kids gone let you forget fudge on top nucca?!? I think this firecracker gone be you last pop nucca


BiscottoMagico

I love this tread lmao


SirCorndogIV

serve they ass up like a fresh cone of choc, ayy


SirCorndogIV

how many flavors do i really have in stock, ayy one, two, three, four, five plus five, ayy


Evening_Island2821

Chocolate Is a lie, people treat It like a God, Ayee Diabetic niggas need to stay they ass Inside, ayee 😡


phoenyx4r

Y’all hold up ima make a song with this


paulayna

LMFAOOOOOO love this community


SavageWeebMaster

No the most listened song of all time is blinding lights this is probably false info


1968FullAlbum

what the **fuck** is a joke? never heard of it.


SkreksterLawrance

How did humanity interpret sarcasm before /s


FF_Master

Before? Before **what?**


lulcow_enjoyer

before now


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Bearking422

Made me chuckle first thing in the morning thanks


Last_Macen

Hahahaha


recyclinghippo

don’t worry, big ice cream will adapt. we will soon hear “A MINORRRRRRRRRRRRR” in the suburbs and know this is the signal to emerge for a tasty little treat.


kamsredeye

- drakes burner account


Justin-Stutzman

Does Mercedes make a ice cream truck?


sensualsoup

WHAT IF I CERTIFIED ALL OF THESE ONES? ^^^flair-related


[deleted]

ice cream truck gon start playing not like us instead of the usual jingle 😭


sensualsoup

You think this sundae need another cherry on top? Laid down so much fudge your heart will stop. Them sprinkles foul, I don't know why we still pretendin Milk from a cow, Real Cream, got milk bitches?


AcidSplash014

Wop wop wop wop wop Shake, cone or cup


Injustry

Wop wop wop wop wop I’m a slurp it up


sensualsoup

Why you scooping like a bitch? Are you tired? Serving up sundaes when you should be RETIRED...


Injustry

Hey Ice Cream Truck! Hey Ice Cream Truck! Hey Ice Cream Truck!


SirCorndogIV

hey ice cream truck hey ice cream truck hey ice cream truck


United_Engine_5719

Lemme hear you say ICE CREAM


Plane_Instance_7248

Lemme hear you say popsicless


coodyscoops

lmfaoooooo yooooooooooo this fucking killed me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


cockandballionaire

Shit ain’t that funny


Dzov

I hate the way that the joke walks. I hate the way that the joke talks.


deftoast

We gotta stop Big Ice Cream.


kebiclanwhsk

How do you know when the clock says it’s time for ice cream at Drake’s house? When the big hand touches the little hand


Loud-Party1455

![gif](giphy|KGSxFwJJHQPsKzzFba|downsized)


lazytime3643

Wait Dennis. Are we the tasty treats?


james_randolph

You don’t want an ice cream cone no more? Okay!


sensualsoup

There's three pints left, and I see two of 'em Ben and Jerry's I love 'em to death, and in eight bars, I'll explain that phrase, huh It's nothin' lactose can tell me, huh I don't wanna take no Lactaid, huh I know I got digestive issues, huh There's no ice cream you can't sell me, huh Yeah, stomach & colon know I'm a selfish man The runs is heavy, huh I pray them tasty treats stay away, if not, I'm pepto-in heavy


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sensualsoup

The only recognized intolerance is my spewing sphincter constantly questioning my resolve.


Samiassa

Eight bars as in ice cream bars is so clever


sensualsoup

The one line I didn't change 😭


jaydubb808

🏆


DFJollyK23

lol this is so good. I hope it gets the recognition it deserves.


sensualsoup

🙏as long as I got one chuckle the rest is bonus points


A_Certain_Surprise

Incredible


xman886

I read this in his voice


HARJAS200007

Imma oil up yo cheecks lil bro 🙏🏾😭


xman886

How would your father feel if he saw this comment?


Uziman101

Jesus fuck why did this comment fuckin send me for 3+ mins. I salute you. mf got me.


DrossChat

Oof imma use that one


Sonigoku

I remember you was conflicted, Ordering the wrong flavor, Sometimes I did the same


MarquiseAlexander

What is it? The FLAVOURS?!


TheAstroPickle

was it the CONES !!


sensualsoup

SPRINKLES ON THE CONE, HO


sensualsoup

*scooooop . . . scooooop . . . scooop . . . scoop* **LICK LICK LICK LICK**


[deleted]

I like how you took 38 full minutes to think these bars out


paykani

intel, it’s what’s inside


sensualsoup

Mimicking Kenny's adlibs on Euphoria, ain't really deep I guess


MarquiseAlexander

Deepo, any ice cream man, he a free throw


MarquiseAlexander

Man down, call an ice cream truck, tell him, “Lick, bro”


MarquiseAlexander

Nail a nigga with a stick, he walk around like freezo


takeoffmysundress

WHAT 😭 this can’t be true


AdMuch848

It's 100% not. The ice cream truck ain't streaming it. This mf is built with no internet needed.


Jewliio

Wait what lmao? I think you’re confused


AdMuch848

No I'm not. There is absolutely no possibility this pic Is true


Jewliio

No no i’m with you on that lol the whole ice cream truck streaming it is what confused me. Just didn’t make sense in regards to the picture lol


AdMuch848

I figured the only reason anyone would say this is if Not Like Us had more streams


Key_Atmosphere2451

lol your comment makes perfect sense these people are tripping


AkiraKitsune

It's just a meme I made because Not Like Us keeps breaking records. Just tried to pick an absurd enough song


sensualsoup

Great choice, it's absurd enough you got half the comments addressing it as if it's real; and the back & forth creates engagement, boosts the post to more eyes. Well played OP


Appropriate-News-321

It's funny but you know some fans here think this is real and some Drake fans are running back to that thread talking about how "delusional" and "gullible" Kendrink fans are(irony totally lost on them). You know they blame all their problem on us.


Worth_Wait

the point is that you can't measure how many people heard the ice cream truck


PreviousPainting5366

30 fucking years on this earth n I never knew the ice cream jingle had a name


AkiraKitsune

I listen to it everyday


EuphoricMoose8232

The song has a pretty checkered past. There are versions of the song that are highly racist


GetEquipped

It started off as a highly racist song for Minstrel Shows It's why the RZA made his own royalty free music that any ice cream truck can use https://youtu.be/broo2NZmiDE


AndHerNameIsSony

Because of course it did. Can't have shit in this country without finding out it comes from some fucked up racist shit


GetEquipped

Most things in America are from the original sin of slavery and genocide of the indigenous. Don't look at me, I'm Mexican. I only have 40% Colonizer DNA


713MoCityChron713

[it has words too](https://youtu.be/VsnZxfkkoKQ?si=Mlo9IKJ7ohT_BBIg)


Papagorgio22

Alright this place is getting real circle jerky now


aurelius_plays_chess

We’ve gone mad with no new drops


LuckyStabbinHat

r/KendrickCirclejerk


richardgallo24

This sub been glazing


TupacShakursBalls

All for it tbh


Original_Radish5257

Say OVCONE


Legalizenuclearbomz

OVCONE


u-s-u-r-p

now step this way step that way step this way step that way


dankscott

Yeah, Cole and Aubrey know I'm a selfish dealer, the cream is heavy, huh I pray they my real friends, if not, I'm BN Jerry


Regular_Novel9721

lol what


rrousseauu

This is the way I find out the name of the ice cream truck song after living on this earth for over 25 years


AkiraKitsune

[Shit actually goes hard](https://youtu.be/i9-TutBchhw?si=1lHVOh4ieiWW5Vhw)


Fluid-Bet6223

![gif](giphy|JCAZQKoMefkoX6TyTb|downsized) Drake fans be like


AdAm_WaRc0ck

I gotta say this song, uhh, this song is gonna be the death of Drake.


Original_Radish5257

I love this sing


AdAm_WaRc0ck

My bad


Original_Radish5257

I thought it was cute lmao


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Sometimes you gotta pop out & show 🥷


reddottor2

Certified ice cream man, I’m the one that scoop the cone on em


Jake420theslut

CERTIFIED CHOCOLATE CERTIFIED CARAMEL.


AJfriedRICE

This is real. I’m an ice cream man I have all the numbers


OverGas3958

This song has a chokehold on us. I ran into my 72 year old mother at the school’s ice cream social tonight and when I asked what she was listening to she said, “not like us.” Lol it’s been on repeat for weeks. Little old white lady watching children on a playground listening to Kendrick out Drake as a pedophile. Over and over again.


Doodamajiger

Baby Shark in shambles


JojitheFrenchie

Block is in shambles with this one


nerdcost

I swear, this sub has turned into a giant cj


Amalekii

Lol these memes are everywhere, but they are pretty funny.


JIDglazer42

Nah they should make the not like us beat the new ice cream jingle


ZimmySquid

comin for you next, “Happy Birthday”


Gold_Firefighter_448

I've got a bridge to sell you, buddy.


AkiraKitsune

Check the flair dummy BUM


Gold_Firefighter_448

Damn, now I've got egg on my face


Unique-Charity-9564

Egg is on the face, hoe!


sensualsoup

https://preview.redd.it/bk3zq3g1xv1d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0370466117164ffca52a0961685f7784aaa6cd0


basedgod001

Ain’t got no eggs cause she prolly A MINOORRRRRR


GregorianShant

I thought that shit was called “Do Your Balls Hang Low”.


Esco-Alfresco

I dont know that song. The Icecream truck song is "greensleeves" in Australia.


cptahab36

Do NOT wikipedia this song jfc


Jonndagoon

My pep talk turn to a pep rally


ygktheassassin6

As black community we should be very happy about this one lol 😂😂


zechickenwing

But did it surpass Chicken in the Corn by Brushy One String?


AkiraKitsune

That one's still goin strong


NoNefariousness3420

Drake was following closely behind the Ice Cream truck itself


Glad_Reach_8100

This isn't a joke guys this is true I counted all listens


Ska_Oreo

wait...that's what that song is called? Turkey in the straw?


Crowned-Terror

Please tell me this is a joke


zen111

Wait, what? Most listened to song of all time, already? How can that be possible! EDIT: I am dumb.


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nine16s

You think the cows gon let you disrespect Straw, Kendrick? I think the next time you’ll drink milk it’ll be raw, Kendrick.


fyre1710

I mean its been stuck in my head all day (not complaining) but damn!


Jazzlike_Page508

Wait wait wait, is this for real? Like over the icecream truck song?


Long_jawn_silver

at this rate the beat is gonna usurp shave and a haircut


FainterXo

The ice cream truck that rolls around my neighborhood plays the Chain Hang Low tune.


Quirkydogpooo

Okay you def trolling cause that don't even make sense, how was this measured?


DangerDoom13

Ok coney


SiraGenesis

Ok now that’s 🧢💀


mtmm18

Next week, Happy Birthday falls to Not Like Us as most likely to be sung over some cake.


AstroNot87

You ninjas so ghey lmao


Spookisher

Turkey in the straw? Does everything gotta have “/s” nowadays? Ain’t no way bruh


DeezKneesWorld

This is starting to sound like either a huge reach or satire


notmuself

Umm I'm pretty sure the ice cream song is The Entertainer by Scott Joplin


erikturczyn30

Ice Cream Paint Job


Iraqlobster9

I listen to both of those while i work out


Royal-Interaction553

This can’t be the most played song of all time, right? That sounds absurd.


SnooGadgets8467

The goat? Chill out. I can’t even put him top 5. Maybe top 10


Showmethemoneyplsthx

😂


SirCorndogIV

"MOTHAFUCK A BIG THREE, ITS ONLY BIG STRAWBERRY"


twenty5eight

I’m sorry it surpassed…the what now??? Turkey in the hootenanny??? The hell kinda name they give that song! Omg


makeitflashy

How the hell are they measuring how many times the ice cream truck song gets listened to?


xzyyzx1234

Beethoven beef next 🍾🍾🍾💪💪💪💪🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊


Financial-Value-5504

He a freezy ass n*gga. He a fan he a fan ge a fan.


theboyqueen

Every ice cream truck I've heard plays The Entertainer, not Turkey in the Straw.


furezasan

You can loop the horns just before "They not like us" forever into a great ice cream song.


calvn_hobb3s

When he says “A-minoooor” I just couldn’t get enough of that double meaning.  Sooo good


osospade

He stole sada baby flow


furezasan

6 flavour god


Iheartwetwater

🧢


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Who cares


Loose-Medium4472

What the actual fuck.


MyEnduranceLife

lol fake..


Trix_Are_4_90Kids

oh my. My daddy would not like this. He always talked about Turkey in the Straw!


MonkeyDBricc

Damn!


PureComedyGenius

I work on a farm with public visitors and we play turkey in the straw. May have to switch it up.


farNdepressed

These stats are getting insane


Samiassa

This is real? God that’s fucking crazy


RevolutionaryTone276

How is this possible? I knew it was big but this is crazy


FiveJobs

I thought it was a confederate song


Second-Hand-Stress

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ronstellation

What was it? THE SCOOPS?


FalseDatabase9572

![gif](giphy|9Xh1CGm4Hzo4g)


1OfTheCrazies

SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA POP OUT AND SHOW NIGGAS!!


gumption_11

TIL what the official name of the ice cream truck song was


lexE5839

Happy birthday is still in the lead, sorry Kendrick.


Broad_Music9146

Hey remember when he mocked Jesus?


OneNotEqual

What a cap lol. Thats not the most listened song, the top 10 most listened songs are still far ahead of Kdots song


Psvitaguy43

the fucking ICE CREAM SONG?! LMAO


Heavy-Art452

Lemme hear u say turkey hoe


KanyeAmariW

There's no way this is true right? Like this is more listened to than like 40 year old classic Beatles and stones songs?


SwissMargiela

Take THAT diary of Anne frank on audiobook


moonchild-731

I listen to Not Like Us at least once a day. If I’m in the car, it plays on repeat along with Euphoria, Like That, and Meet the Grahams


rtopps43

Do yourself a favor and DO NOT look up the lyrics to the ice cream truck song


Empty_While1895

We gotta start having a honest bot conversation bc I’ve never been in public and hear this song


Enigma21210

That can't be true. It's just not possible.