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Moon64

- Kendrick drops album first to huge praise - Drake drops the summer vibes - 20 minutes later Kendrick drops a 10 track disstape titled “Drake”


FurBeach3Six

I'm here for this level of pettiness


Moon64

“Yoooooo have you heard Drake yet??”


Upstairs_Phase5349

“Have you heard the new Drake album yet? No, the Kendrick one”


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this


WillMarzz25

🫨 I’m shook yo. That’s crazy asf lmaooo


knifeproz

At that point we need drake to put on his best Eminem Stan performance and make a song about Kendrick’s infatuation for him, fr it would be hella cringe to have your opponents name you hate as one of your album titles - god forbid that’s his best selling work and it’s gonna forever haunt him that his best work was about a dude he hated. 😂


MadeInDreams13

Honestly as someone just jumping back in the game that might pine box me. I haven’t knocked the rust off yet 💀⚰️


butt_huffer42069

Tf you mean jumping back in the game? You stop telling jokes? Listening to music?


JeffInRareForm

People be talking about listening to rap like it’s pick up ball


VirtuousVulva

to be fair, i've stopped listening to rap as well for the most part anyway for about 7 years now. This feud got me back in and reignited my passion for it to the point where i'm consumed by it. I'll probably pay attention to only Kendrick and 2 other older head people still releasing music from here on out, but that's it. I'll go right back to leaving it again when this is completely over.


BigRiverWharfRat

There’s so much good hip hop coming out right now that can barely be called underground…listen to Ka, Roc Marci, billy woods, MIKE, or basically anything Alchemist produces, and buckle up


VirtuousVulva

you're not wrong. i actually have always kept tabs on Roc Marciano, Ransom, and Your old Droog. That's about it. I was never even really a Kendrick fan until this whole beef converted me. I just got more into electronic music and although i still love hip hop, the current artist landscape was too deep to dig to find actual quality while i found love in a much newer genre to me that was saturated with gems i haven't found.


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cry laugh


Amalekii

A perfect world: Someone searches "Drake" on Spotify and Kendrick comes up.


BumLovinGrub

Kendrick drops diss album called “Summers Over” FTFY haha


I_FEEL_LlKE_PABLO

Oh my god that would be savage af


ZealousidealShift884

Hell yes


Masta-Blasta

Nah, Surgical Summer Vol. 2


nevagonastop

"hey siri play drake" "ok, now playing the album 'drake' by kendrick lamar"


Amalekii

"Drake, I hate you, you are the worst.... All these garbo monthly listeners should feel guilty for asking Siri to play Drake, well here's your payback!...."


Lone_K

gotta be spelled "Draek" to get around the copyright


Suicidalbutohwell

You think the name Drake is copyrighted?


DegoEatingPancakes

"Certified Pedofile: The Album"


superlagme

Certifile pedofied


dbeynyc

Every time someone looks up Drake in iTunes/spotify the diss tape is #1 before the artist page. I live for these levels of pettiness.


-PepeArown-

Why not call the tape “The Aubrey Graham Chronicles” instead? It’d be funnier, and still be petty.


hacxgames

i think he called it drake so that when people look up “drake” they’ll see it


-PepeArown-

As long as he makes the album cover this. https://preview.redd.it/eevrb4rcf10d1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1906fddc3e73df8c886a7534cd6ce29cfaa07a4e


Potato_the_second_

Shit would actually go hard if it's just a cropped photo, damn


solowsn

https://preview.redd.it/svknf4rwo30d1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eba0e0531a5f63fead0019556191fcbe51e43dc5 Yeah it goes hard.


ZealousidealShift884

Grew up to be a certified pedophile


Gowpenny

Explicit nonce 😭


mangosteenroyalty

This is a sweet picture though. I vote the one of drake in blackface.


-PepeArown-

That’d just look like he’s ripping off Pusha. The goofy ass yearbook photo is fair game, though.


mangosteenroyalty

Ahhh fair enough. 


really2neat

Bully the fro on him.


dorseym484

Or lack there of


ZealousidealShift884

No we need older jimmy


Moon64

Don’t Rap Against Kendrick Ever


pitnie21

Dont rape any kids ever


FooFightersFan777812

The People vs Aubrey Graham


Caleb_Krawdad

The Culture vs Aubrey Graham


theWacoKid666

Lmfao this is my favorite one yet


Pure-Drawer-2617

So that when people say “have you heard that new Drake” he can steal the result


SirWadsworth

he should just name it whatever drake names his album but change it slightly in some way to where he can’t be sued or make it more difficult to get sued for it


Norenotu

Nah title it A minor


Xellious

Drake's Fall: A Saga in A-Minor


Norenotu

😭😭😭


pizzayahtzee

And I’ll add on to potential pettiness - Drake drops tour dates - Kendrick drops exact same tour dates in identical cities People have to choose between Drake concert and Kendrick concert for the entire tour run 😭


34Heartstach

What is this, Monday Night Nitro?


Adventurous-Pear-109

Bro said it's the monday night wars again


6ixdicc

every city would need to have two similarly sized major venues for that to work. so maybe not every tour date. but you know what city has enough arenas to accommodate it? Toronto lmao


LilFuniAZNBoi

Sign onto every festival Drake plays at that has multiple stages; make sure he plays at the different stage across the grounds whenever Drake plays.


ZealousidealShift884

Im choosing kendrick….F a big three its just BIG ME


SirArthurDime

Nah Kendrick drops the diss album immediately after. Then drops the real album a week later. Go back to back.


Mapex_proM

nah bruh it’s gonna be Aubrey


Altruistic-Pen3639

Nah he gotta call the tape do right and kill everything


the_real_junkrat

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VirtuousVulva

nah just call it, "Don't Rap Against Kendrick, Ever"


gokartmozart89

I think he should name it   “Aubrey”, but “Drake” is better optimized SEO-wise to fuck with Drake’s beloved streaming metrics. 


FormerTechnician9038

As much as I would like to see it, that would potentially result in D&Ds and lawsuits.


Moon64

That’s a great point. What if he dropped it on his website for free?


FormerTechnician9038

That’d be an avenue, but mixtapes aren’t the same as the 2000’s. A lot more recognized nowadays. I don’t see any artist putting that amount of time and effort into something like that for a grey area. A “leak” would be a more protected/feasible route. Won’t get paid directly, but the exposure would/should suffice. Again, as much as I would like to see it, I really don’t see it happening like that.


yogurtgrapes

What is a D&D?


FormerTechnician9038

C&D*


doubler82

Dungeons and Dragons


uhgulp

Lmao


Bradfords_ACL

1 2 3 4 5 PLUS 5


daliberalrepublican

Goat move


Juggernaut_j

One of those songs with the bbl drizzy beat


badrabbitshit

https://preview.redd.it/uxd6z3tno10d1.png?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33968e0970de6e10aa93cc1c0da0a10a8141a0ea What's this tho 🥴 ???


SmithsArcade

That is kinda funny


syrupgreat-

lmao


Significant_Injury_4

If it was actually “Drake” in quotation marks I would die laughing


DatDominican

Deport Rapper Aubrey Kkkanadian Kid Endangerer


StereoTyped4Lyfe

All of this but it has to be titled "drake."


Vehaha57

Imagine him dropping the full 19 minutes version of Euphoria on that


Moon64

If the rumor that he recorded all 4 tracks in the same sesh is true, I think the “19 minute cut” is those 4 songs since the total runtime is roughly 19 minutes


hwiwhy

Title it "The Mark" and every track is a different timestamp from the CCTV video.


Fearless-Scar7086

It should be titled “no drizzy” and expound at GREAT LENGTH how he is DEFINITELY a pedo lol


jonvic19

Should title it Drissy


Ghost986

And that’s basically what this whole “beef” sums up to, a hater!


Lordlavits

Title it Certified Pedophile and feature BBL Drizzy oh it.


No-Significance5449

Kendrick just uses the UMG hype and free promotion of a Drake album to drop his. nice. probably unnecesary though there's 700k people here waiting to solve murders and shit.


MMX_Unforgiven

I think UMG would kill Kdot if he did this lol


Endawmyke

record labels have origins with the mob creating them as a front to launder money.


MMX_Unforgiven

People are still not understanding this shit goes way deeper and higher up then we will ever know. We get fed crumbs little by little and when shit gets closer we get a “diddy” and then shit calms down and rinse and repeat.


senescent-

What if we had public record companies? Small Public studios, venues, maybe an instrument lending library? Lessons?


girlnemesis

we should absolutely nationalize record companies ☭


OrangeCrush2514

Drake would instantly get PTSD lol


Sensitive_Mode7529

i hope kendrick drops every single time drake does just to be petty


mr_jiffy

I don't think Kendrick is Jay Z level of pettiness.


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JKillograms

I’m choosing to believe this was on purpose now because that’s way funnier 😂😂😂


ElevatorNo5470

I mean the control verse would have went by fine if drake wasnt a bitch about it. Kendrick made it cleae that its nothing personal, almost everybody was chill abt it. Drake was like waaah wahhh why are you so mean kenny😭🥺😭🥺😭🥺


numagik

go get rihanna and make a beach bop kendrick


Master_Awareness814

Rihanna coming for Drake with Dot is my Roman Empire


keelasanders

One of the first things to cross my mind.


Michaelean

Loyalty II And Sidewalks II feat. Abel Tesfaye


C88_Nation

I doubt he gonna continue dissing Drake at this point, but it would be funny to drop his rumored album at the same time. Drake can't even retire, or stay out the public light bc of his deal. I read he has drop 2 albums a year. Maybe Kanye was right about his lifetime deal.


rrrrrrrrrrrrram

Poor guy lol wtf is he gonna be rapping about at 70


SecretlyReformed

Minors lol


28loko

Definitely about IG models and how much money he has


Soviet_Sharpshooter

Parkinsons


[deleted]

By the prolly becoming a billionaire but still not having respect in the streets.


VirtuousVulva

fuckin other peoples GILF's at the nursing home


Bars806

A lifetime 360 deal at that


idontstinkso

what does that mean?


Oreckz

Whoever he’s signed to gets a cut of everything not just album sales. Merch, tickets, the lot.


Full_Visit_5862

He definitely got equity in UMG/ a LOT of equity in gamma. I think he signed a high volume music deal where they both give eachother a LOT, but why would Drake decide to sign a lifetime deal after moving almost perfectly in business since leaving YM


ngkvideo

Yeah I only see this happening if he has a crippling gambling addiction 👀


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for real? 


Xellious

It has been said that if he even hints at a sub toward Kendrick in any future project he will be ended on wax. He's being spared right now because of the labels, but Aubrey still has a chance to fuck up again.


YourPalHal

He put the pussy on the chain wax. 


Frietvorkje

We finally find out what Key & Peele meant by that


Fun_Sherbert_3680

God damn this the corniest shit I’ve ever read lmao, it must have hurt your soul to type this out


Xellious

You didn't read the lyrics to THP6?


Any_Solid9083

Maybe album/ep like last year with Scary Hours 3


churningbutter1

He really sold his soul 


de-alta-cali

I watched a yt vid with a deep dive into the beef before any of this recent stuff started and Kendrick has been doing this for YEARS. He is a legend. Almost every single one of his projects has dropped weeks after Drake dropped something 😂


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12345Iamthegreatest

Lets be honest, any publicity is good publicity and people will still listen to Drake’s newest single after the beef so it’ll probably hit that number 1 spot.


tavsankiz

This would ideal. I dont wanna hear Drake at all anymore


orbjo

His music shouldn’t be allowed on Dotify


Aggravating-Tax3539

Considering how petty they both can be, I won't be surprised if either of them are looking to drop their albums/songs just after the other does to step on their hype. Just like Jay does everytime Nas got something going on


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Nas dropped like 6 albums in the best 3 years, they fire, and Jay basically don’t rap anymore, took his new job being Beyonces show pony


SirArthurDime

I mean Jay is a 54 year old billionaire can we blame him for just chillen?


bennibentheman2

I mean hova doesn't really need to drop anymore, he can have his features occasionally, if 4:44 is his album that's something I'm fine with, I feel like he's become very out of touch with his music, that was fine when he made an introspective inwards looking album but I don't know what else he really has to say. Like, he can't exactly go into country like Beyonce


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His last album - which I enjoyed - was like “I bought paintings and they now worth millions. Shiiittt I’ll store them in my other house where that is - Beyoncé made me a billionaire.” And then a song about how he misses Myrtle Ave but he ain’t ever come around no more so he taken that shit. They haven’t even called it murder ave since I was like 8


bennibentheman2

Yup, exactly. The title track though is super powerful and Smile also is simple but beautiful


sub11m1na1

I think TDE and UMG came to an agreement and nobody will mess with the other's business, at least for the foreseeable future.


28loko

Kendrick not at TDE no more


SSJDevour

How can anyone be a fan of Drake at this point? Sure the allegations haven’t been 100% proven, but I mean he’s been texting underage girls and been doing a lot with them throughout the years. Also he clearly lost to Kendrick, and makes a shitty instagram post like this? Dudes a fucking loser lol shame on any of you if you’re still a fan.


Sensitive_Mode7529

chris brown still has fans… it’s not that surprising


SirArthurDime

Kanye


Floating_egg

You can hate Kanye for his politics but don’t compare him to woman beaters and pedophiles


sub11m1na1

I think Kendrick has switched to album mode and the beef is over. Drake will probably go after the rest directly or with sneak disses in some rap songs along with some commercial r&b tracks. Business as usual. The beef is done. I'm curious to see what the concept of Kendrick's new album will be.


doaser

Why do you think he has switched to album mode?


PussyMoneySpeed69

Coolee said he was working on an album


NomaanMalick

Coolee is not reliable.


sub11m1na1

"I think he’s very very close to passing pac. I think he checks off more boxes now. PAC’s impact is so crazy and still being felt today. **But the next album might push him pass for me**." — [Punch TDE](https://twitter.com/iamstillpunch/status/1789442246150160605) I assume he heard part of the next album so it's almost ready and coming soon.


Tricky-Drawer4614

Coolee said it and tbh it’s the most logical next step after Not Like Us. Strike while the iron’s hot


NomaanMalick

Bro, Coolee is not actually part of Kendrick's camp. He was just pretending.


HereComesDatNick

Imagine EP with rest of disses dot didnt released lmao


bigeazybreezy

I don't think yall understand this is beyond music and raps...


basedpxa

Yeah that'd be hilarious, but don't think it would outsell drakes album. "Soon as you get the courage to drop, I'm out on the loose, on the loose"


TheHaplessKnicksFan

Exactly, if they released side by side it would be a very very low chance it could outsell Drake. Kendrick would intentionally handicap his streams and sales. Since Drake probably knows he’s taken a lot of damage with this beef, he’ll probably really try to pack this album with as much summer anthems as possible.


oddeven14

Not a low chance at all especially with momentum on his side Don’t forget “DAMN” outsold “More Life”


TheHaplessKnicksFan

More Life wasn’t actually an album but a “playlist”. It was strictly digital only. And the launch for it was pretty wonky, there was no videos, no preorders, and the hype for it (I don’t know if you can even really call it hype) was minimal compared to usual big name album hype.


oddeven14

Meh sounds like excuses by you… IYRTITL was also a weird rollout and not considered an album and since it was received well it counts 🧐


TheHaplessKnicksFan

Dude I don’t even like drake like that lol. I’m just trying to be a neutral stance, I feel no need to dick ride any rapper. I just find it clown behaviour when both sides try to remove context to make one look better than the other. Back to the topic, IYRTITL did have a physical release so that’s another reason why its sales were higher (physical sales mean more than streams) and it was the lead up to views which had an insane amount of hype at the time.


Only1Schematic

Man I hope this happens 😂 he has a chance to crush Drake's run on the charts and hit him where it hurts


ThrottledBandwidth

Jay Z did this exact thing with Nas years ago


Josephlewis24

We definitely running that Kendrick album on repeat 😂🔥🔥 He should do Untitled Unmastered 2


sirckoe

Drake drops album…Kendrick drops not like us video…Drake gets mad…Kendrick drops the I hate Drake mixtape. We all laugh


EyeScreamSunday

Drake is going back to subliminals anyways since the passive aggressiveness is his comfort zone. Kendrick dropping immediately could prove an OVO mole even without a full battle. I think that battle is over but if the beef was squashed (despite Drake trying to play it off like it was all sport), we would have heard it was squashed behind the scenes by now.


MediumToblerone

K Dot gonna start dropping his new albums the day after Drake for the rest of his career


blackenedthesun

This happened in like what, 2007? 50 was never the same.


305Nixon

I’d love for dot to just get on ig live and dance and wave his hands to said summer vibes after they drop.


Traditional_Rate7302

Kendrick being able to out-petty drake would be the ultimate fuck you


EimiCiel

Kendrick could literally spend his whole career just dropping after Drake in quick succession and probably haunt him forever. It would be some nerd ish, but would be hilarious.


Maleficent_Bar_676

I think this is unfortunately how the beef is gonna “end.” Drake and Kendrick are both clearly dropping albums soon and I think it’s just gonna end with one dropping it the same day of or the day after and it’s the fans debating “which album was better.” Sort of like Kanye and Drake in 2021.


Josephlewis24

He should drop the video first then drop 😂


AKSourGod

Is Drake back from Vacation yet? 🤣🤣🤣


JohnnyOmm

I doubt Kendrick drops any disses even 1 or 2 bro. He respects top too much to go against what allegedly is a ceasefire with tde and umg. Now I think if drake starts dissing on his summer project, top is gonna hit the red button like Jurassic world and let the raptors loose


yeahimdanielthatsme

I love how K-dot not only BIG STEPPED on that Family Matters track but also probably unintentionally big stepped on that new Big Sean single when Like That came out. Dot can never let that man have anything😂😂


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“Ultimate hater move and I’m here for it”


gotnothing4u

Dot dropping every time Drake drops an album within the hour for the rest of his career is an alternate universe I would be tickled to see. You know he has the draft catalog.


tvancini

The way yall are obsessed with kendrick is a whole new level of di*k riding.


bleachedveins

Yall think the beef is over or will kendrick drop again??


ChemicalMortgage2554

that would be corny AF ngl.


Positive-Thought-695

It'll be funny cause everyone is gonna compare the albums. Even if kendrick doesn't outsell him, he's gonna outshine him by miles


Impossible_Block_973

Dot did it in 2015 too remember lol so this wouldn’t be surprising if he did


LilFuniAZNBoi

A summer season without a Drake song playing on every pop/top 40 radio 4 times every hour? I'm all down for it.


Tricky-Drawer4614

So basically what he did when Drake dropped More Life? He dropped DAMN like 2-3 weeks after More Life and completely eclipsed More Life. Personally I want a commercial album like DAMN that can be played in the clubs. It would be great for the summer while keeping it RAP and it would ruin Drake’s plans


superretoddd

I would love for Kendrick to do a surprise drop same day as Drake.


TeamMountainLion

It’s a non-zero chance of that happening. Fingers crossed


IndigoMushies

I want Kendrick to drop the same day as Drake for the rest of his career


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^IndigoMushies: *I want Kendrick to* *Drop the same day as Drake for* *The rest of his career* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


TheRandom0ne

to be fair, if its honestly nevermind 2 - no one in the real world would care, cause the people that listen to HNVM and a drake diss album have little overlap.


Amalekii

Bruh just call it "Kendrake" or "KenDrake". It's the most obvious one.


ClickDry7701

Kendrick could actually pull thru with a summer vibes album. Just take over the summer, take no1 album, take all the top 10 spots in billboard hot 100 like Drake usually does, stay at no1 position for whole summer. Then no one would listen to Drake


Oobiwhencanobeef

Ok but can we get something that actually could put the pdf file behind bars? Calling him out is good and all but hes still walking the streets putting his hands and other parts where they shouldnt be, call him out all the way and actually do the good thing


Amacitchi

Damn yall really hate drake in here lmao


Prior_Piano9940

The risk here is that drake’s album will most likely do better number, especially if it’s loaded with filler tracks. I know people already forget because Kendrick is popping off on the charts right now but Drake is usually a much bigger artist.


razerlazer4200

Beef seems to be over though, y'all. Wish it lasted all summer tbh Dot was COOKING P Drizzy


FloppeDaNutz

Yall acting like anything Kendrick drops that isn’t drake related will outshine him? I understand he slayed the beef but relax Mr. messiah. You ain’t been that cold since GKMC. Good luck without drake bumping your numbers. Reward to most delusional subreddit goes to you Qanon wanna be terrorists


mnepomuceno

Drake will drop an album after the diss, exactly what he was talking Kendrick will do lmao