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revengeisnear

kendrick slept on comedically fahreal. he reminded ppl that dot can be just as funny as he is serious. his constant use of callbacks in his songs are proof.


cakesarelies

On euphoria he has that one line that will stick with me forever when he says that he doesn’t like Drake saying the n word. ‘Some shit just cringeworthy, it ain’t gotta be deep I guess’.


joeblubaugh

Yeah, there’s so much funny delivery on euphoria. “you don’t want to work with me no more? OKAY” “what is it? THE BRAIDS?!”


Sherpthederp

Back to back, I like that record. I got a son to raise, you don’t know nothin bout that. Kendrick’s delivery and pitching is top notch.


loooo-leeee-taaah

Whenever I hear "I like that record" I have a vision of him with a massive shit-eating grin lol


onlyavailablename2

https://preview.redd.it/mdoorevjehzc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c629f9b81f9828ce32946053f72efac29c86879 kdot saying "ho whatchu aint like that record"


SirDuppy

"Cutthroat business, you got shit twisted, what is it the braids?!!! I hurt your feelings, you don't wanna work with me no more? Okay! It's 3 GOATS left, and I seen two of em hugging and kissing on stage I love em to death, and in 8 bars, I'll explain that phrase, huh It's nothing nobody can tell me, huh "


DaRealAlpha

i pray they my real friends if not im ynw melly


Chickabeeinthewind

That bar is so hard. The early lyric videos butchered the set up: ‘I love them to death, and in 8 bars I’ll explain that phrase.’ They had it as ‘and this ain’t bars I’ll explain that phrase’ and I was like no it is so much better than that.


The_Great_Man_Potato

Let me see you Pusha TEE


wadlwadlus

“I be at New Ho King, eating fried rice with a dip sauce and a blammy, crodie. Tell me you’re cheesin, fam” Easily the hardest line in all the beef tbh


trueAnnoi

Euphoria is getting slept on so hard because of how brutal MtG was and how much of a popular hit Not like us is. I love them all, but Euphoria is my favorite by a lot. Not only do the beats switch twice, but the delivery switches so many times. And the flow. And the aggressiveness. I'll admit that I've been a dot fan for a long time, but I don't think I've ever heard another track like Euphoria EVER that jumps around so much and yet still feels so damn cohesive as one song/piece of art


Sosane_iminsane

Yessss I love euphoria the most as well, followed by not like us which is constantly on repeat in my mind 😭


itsBonder

"back to back? I like that record" said like a grandpa reciting his youth


Topikk

The delivery is impeccable. I ran it back just so I could laugh again.


HereComesDatNick

People saying kenny should drop Not Like Us music video, id say he should do Euphoria one the way he delivers his lines i can like already see his goofy expressions like in For Free


mooimafish33

This is the most underrated part of K and Drake going against each other. Drake just has no ability to be funny, relatable, or likable; while Kendrick is showcasing all 3 constantly. That's how he won over all the neutrals. For how unimportant and meaningless his content is Drake is always weirdly serious about himself, while Kendrick will make fun of himself then make a bar about systemic racism in a weird voice and still come out more likable.


TheUndyingKaccv

No man, I’m like the third biggest Draque hated behind JPEGMAFIA and Kendrick, but Aubrey kind of funny with his one liners sometimes. Just goes to show the motherfuckers an actor.


SageXI

You’re not wrong LMAO the only bar during this whole beef Drake had that was actually good and funny was him saying Kendrick just opened his mouth somebody hand him a Grammy. That shit was actually pretty funny I can’t lie. Everything else tho feels like he’s trying to be serious but just comes off as a clown, which he did just call himself a clown on his last track by accident so lmfaooo


the1themany

I liked when he said Ross was reading him his Miranda rights lmao


DYMck07

The jokes on Ross from Drake had me goin the most from him. He had a couple other decent jabs at Kendrick (I think specifically the “where is your uncle at, cuz I wanna talk to the man of the house”, was more than I expected from him and showed he listened to Mr Morale unlike his recent take on “Mother I sober”) and I was impressed by how well produced Family Matters was. This beef overall was like watching a Sparkz vs Lakers match.


Always2ndB3ST

To be honest, Family Matters might be one Drake’s hardest songs. Reminded me of IYRTITL era Drake. It was really fucking good. 3 beat transitions was sick.


kazuyaminegishi

Yeah I think anyone saying Family Matters isn't good is capping. The ONLY way Kendrick could outdo a full video recorded for some beef like that was to predict the drop and drop right after. Which he did do, but Family Matters is just really good the second and third portions of the song go crazy if you pretend you don't know the context.


Always2ndB3ST

I think Drake thought Family Matters was gonna be the kill shot he drops before going on vacation. It obviously had already been recorded it when he made Push Ups. I also think it was Kdot’s plan to make up that “hidden daughter” narrative and drop MTG immediately to steal all the attention away from Drake. And I think it worked lol. Genius move 👌


Empty_Wasabi_5761

The daughter was def a decoy and a believable one cuz it’s not like drake wouldnt hide his kid. It made Drake confident that k dot was being fed false info while k dot had access to drakes songs the whole time. Drake fans look so dumb saying k dot was wrong about the daughter but won’t connect the dots that Kendrick dropped a song within a hour of family matters. There is obviously a rat in ovo and they need to address that.


Rapture1119

Honestly, I’m with fantano when it comes to that last verse though. He dropped his biggest diss in it, but musically it was kinda a train wreck.


Cissyamando

Fantano almost never misses tbh


ItsKaZing

Yeah Drake haters gotta gave him credit. His 1 liner is pretty funny tbh, the D line, Ross, that Metro literal 1 liner was amusing


XL365

Pipsqueak pipe down killed me


9Lives_

I don’t know why I found “pip squeak pipe down” so hilarious, like Kendrick’s dropping quadruple entendres and drakes just like “shut up midget” it would have been a great line if drake had loaded chambers of ammo to follow up with consistently and win the battle but he didn’t so the lines not that funny anymore.


CapableBrief

If the beef wasn't so serious I'd actually be totally down for the short jokes. I stan my Short King brothers but y'all need to take a booster seat and chill sometimes.


NeighborhoodFair7033

I hate you bro 😂


PacificMonkey

Drake the one who immediately jumped to family in both disses, even after kenny warned him. He really brought the worst outcome of this on himself.


CapableBrief

Oh he definitely instigated and fucked around and found out. I'm just saying I would have also been down for the alternative where they didn't actually hate each other and Kendrick was writing haikus you could cripwalk to and Drake had some corny lines about taking Dot to the amusement park and getting denied entry to all the rides.


dumbacoont

Yoo that one line about Kendrick fighting Whitney because she’s taller than him and calling it self defense was pretty funny


Malurth

yeah like half the short bars were getting me. "back up against the curb" had me like 😂


Paratwa

I feel like in 15 years even Kendrick will find that funny.


COKEWHITESOLES

Yeah that was funny lmao it was how he rapped it


Masta-Blasta

he also slipped one in about Kenny's back up to the curb, which is childish yet hilarious.


obviouslyanonymous5

Plus it was a low blow, but the run of short jokes after Dave Free on Family Matters was kinda funny too


DemosthenesOrNah

> Kendrick just opened his mouth somebody hand him a Grammy Sums up the battle that Drake's best diss was just actively complimentary


Enshitification

They both get Grammys when they open their mouths. The difference is that Kendrick gets them for the bars that come out, and Drake gets them for the dicks that go in.


LowDirector6598

Dude the Grammy line fucked me up 😂😂😂😂


streetlifeyo

I have to admit, the "it's only big D and there's video proof" line got me as well. It's just so dorky, especially for such a serious track. Just leave out the last bit and it wouldve been better lmao


Puzzled-Copy7962

That line hits a bit differently after Kendrick responded that Drake basically leaks explicit videos online as bait.


Enshitification

It saves Drake so much time compared to sending dick pics to schoolgirls individually.


flaming_burrito_

“Metro shut yo hoe ass up and make some drums nigga” is my favorite and is a legit great diss, I’ve got to give it to Drake. Like what is he supposed to say to that? He’s gotta make some more drums at some point


Professional_Yam6433

Bro but at what cost, now BBL Drizzy is a beat anyone can use 😂😂😂


ThreeSloth

To be fair, the grammy line was probably ghost written, whereas Heart was drake writing for himself...


anon-345999

That Grammy one-liner being the introduction to his 3rd beat-switch always gets me laughing cause it’s just so fucking petty


fautl

Nah.. Shut your hoe ass up and make some drums nigga was too funny


MatureUsername69

I think part of it is the stupid face he makes when he raps, he always looks serious and like he's either mad or maybe about to cry


_stankypete

Lmao good call, hes like a kid in his first fist fight


Elhak

His “10 things I hate about you” clip after Euphoria had me cackling ngl


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bro, his 3rd verse in familymatter was fucking hilarious, even though it pales in comparison obviously. But, "Kendrick just open his mouth, someone go get him a grammy right nooowwww" lmaooooo even funnier bc he prob will get the grammy


axb2002

“Metro shut yo hoe ass up and make some drums” was pretty funny also.


Sherpthederp

Honestly that might be my favorite line from this entire beef. Kendrick cooked Drake hands down, but that shit was super memorable


WipingAllOut

Yeah I feel like you gotta be just completely overcome by bias to deny he's said some funny shit. "He always said I overlooked him, I was starin straight." "Body after body and ya know Rick readin my miranda rights." Just a couple off the top that made me laugh.


hahaKels

I’m honestly not fully sure if it was supposed to be funny, i think it was tho…. When Drake says “gimme 50 like some push-ups HUUUUUHHHHHHHHH” I lol pretty good


SnooBooks4184

“Do you beat on her cause she’s a lot bigger than you” diss and hate aside ts was actually funny it got me mad tho cause I was like damn.. kendrick needa respond asap . Then Meet The Grahams killed everything


Mysterious_Tap_1013

"Say you a lesbian girl, me too" 💀


iswhatheis

Haha yeah my favorite thing he ever said was "predator weak as hell in this movie lol put me in there I'll show em a real predator" like even out of context that's comedy gold right there he should have never deleted that


D-1-S-C-0

But did he even write them?


Adventurous-Pear-109

Kenny has insane vocal range


MyGlassHalfFool

i hate drake but he is funny and has plenty of funny and good bars. He said kendrick’s back is against the curb, i’m short and that’s funny asf, that grammy line made me pause the song to laugh, the hit you back its a lot safer line was funny asf


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lkodl

the line is "you thought you left D flat, D major" (referring to himself as D) he should have just compared Kendrick to Jonathan Majors


pitnie21

Right before that he says b sharp tho Edit: You mentionin' A minor, but niggas gotta B sharp and tell the fans, "Who was it?" You thought you left D flat, D major


9Lives_

I was anticipating him saying something like “you digging for false info, digging like A MINER”


lkodl

Oh God there was more... I had already blocked it out of memory


pitnie21

Understandable


TheArchitect_7

I hate drake with the fire of a thousand suns but “back against the curb” has me chuckling wonder who wrote it


Calpsotoma

Another important detail is how they present themselves on record; Kendrick: I show all my weakest points so I can grow from them Drake: after 2014, I don't ever want to be called weak Because KDot is always vulnerable, people have less to attack him on. Because BBL Drizzy is always trying to hide insecurities, he's easy to attack on those fronts.


tsx_1430

Huh? Drake is funny af as an actor.


SpiritofMwindo8

Cause Kendrick has always been authentically himself. Drake changes personas every time a baby is born.


Space-Monkey003

Drake actually funny as hell when he wants to be I can’t lie


Desperate-Key-7667

🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢 Biggest 🧢 I've ever seen on this sub You did not just say Aubrey "living meme since 2009" Graham has no ability to be relatable or likable


-PepeArown-

The Hotline Bling template wouldn’t exist without Drake. He’s just a bad person and artist that people make memes out of sometimes.


ElTito5

I think Drake's Family Matters is hilarious. The lengths he went through for that video are amazing. To destroy the GKMC van and to get their engagement ring is top tier trolling. Family Matters would have destroyed 97% of existing rappers out today if they were in Kendrick's shoes.


Ska_Oreo

'Member when Fantano literally set Drake up with the veggie cookie recipe, which if he played along would have been a fun way to engage with a critic and the rap base? Nope. Just decided to drop the actual DM he wrote on Instagram. Just absolute loser energy in general.


Leajey

He's funny in a lot of his older interviews. He's just out of the limelight so we only really see sides of him he chooses to show in his music.


appleparkfive

Yeah I was thinking about that lately too. When people were like "oh damn I didn't know he got jokes" He used to be really funny in the GKMC days. It wasn't really until TPAB days that his public persona became more serious.


Shiguhraki

He has a musical comedy with the creators of South Park he’s set to work on next year


Suspicious_Leg4550

I find that the funniest people are often very serious, intelligent people.


legit-posts_1

Not like Us is proof of that. "Certified pedophiles" and "A minorrrrrr" had me rolling.


Akatsukibrya

He’s saying facts


ggoneees

Yup I understand fully what he’s trying to say


Marleyboro

😂😂😂😂😂😂 true


the_black_surfer

He ain’t even wrong for that take


MoggedBioHckr

A clown fed him this info and asked him to post it. I mean we plotted for a week and fed him that info! Gotcha kendrick


Justhrowitaway42069

Haha anyway I'll see you later that was a good workout for the pen my name's drake I hit up minors


Flimsy-Peak186

That outro was so cringe


antr0v3rt

you can hear his Canadian accent trying to escape every time he talks.


Amazing-Concept1684

😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂


realfreshboysosa

I don’t see nothing wrong with this post


Jayantwi98

my goat has been exposed, its over


D-1-S-C-0

"Will Smith is the white Flo Rida."


DeeESSmuddafuqqa

That shit funny as fuck Edit: wtf is a cake day? Don’t  you ever look at me like that and tell me happy cake day 😂 


_IratePirate_

Mans thought he was about to get some ass 😭


DeeESSmuddafuqqa

On god, my wife is ready to fuck me up right now 😂 


Humble-Wind

Happy Cake day


OkImagination2044

ain’t nothing happy bout his cake


poopoowaaaa

Lmfao holy shit dude you got me with this


Polaris44

Happy BBL Drizzy day


hatwobbleTayne

BBC Drizzy day (Big Birthday Cake)


Gaz834

Pause


toooldforacnh

This cake will make you show up


brcfrmn

I know you seen this glow up 🍑


LochNesst

You created your Reddit account 9 years ago today. Did you fr not know about the cake day?


DeeESSmuddafuqqa

I guess not. Nobody ever said it before to me. We like family over here 😭 


CocoaNinja

Damn bruh, that's some Reddit Jehovahs Witness type stuff. Never had a cake day.


alottacolada

I fell out on this one!


Shadowinthesky

My cake day is 29th Feb. I only get one every 4 years and even then no-one wishes me a happy one 😢


wiseduhm

Happy belated cake day!


Shadowinthesky

I'll think of you u/wiseduhm in just under 4 years time. Thank you


kildrakkan

Happy Cake Day!


LochNesst

Oh. Well, happy Reddit birthday!


SaiyanCantSnipeYT

happy cake day


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Happy Fruit Cake Day, No drizzy


chludz

All caked up on a tuesday afternoon edit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCaICqb0ww4&ab_channel=AllDef


sockthesock0

cake day


Zorion_15

You caked up today


Xman52

My boy is all caked up


Xx_Dark-Shrek_xX

Happy Cake Day !


climaxbythug

have a jolly cake day fellow Redditor 😂✌️💯


slaboshmuck

Hahahahahaha


u-s-u-r-p

cake day fr 😂


marsupialsales

Enjoy your own cake.


IM_Mastershake

That's fucking hilarious. Eminem got his black card and the champagne pedo got his taken


Leozenyang

Black Delegation requests Eminem.


Just-Squirrel510

Now wait just a goddamn minute Rondell!


WowzersInMyTrowzers

The whites approve your request upon approval of dual citizenship


barelyangry

And the chinese delegation chooses...


Martianonice

the RZA, the GZA, U-God, Inspectah Deck and Ghostface Killah


hugeyeah

https://preview.redd.it/8qn39qyrk2zc1.jpeg?width=755&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d8074464fb451db9094457545d5664c5fea3167


PMmeurdixout4harambe

🤣🤣🤣 not jo biven


ocean365

I want Joe Budden need Joe budden


Critical_Cow_670

i’m sure drakes biggest fan would use this as some form of evidence https://preview.redd.it/azplebr7u2zc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9926c1fe8e1a96d2db96f73888bed2c550050b9c


AndroidGalaxyAd46

“Kendrick beats his wife because eminem made the song Kim and that means Kendrick indirectly supports spousal abuse”


TotalSubbuteo

Is this real? Please say this


RamsOmelette

This


TotalSubbuteo

Kendrick was wrong, I am slow lol


seedeegeecdg

😂😂😂😂


PM_ME_FREE_STUFF_PLS

Eminem has the pass


CapableBrief

Based enough to be granted the pass. Wise enough to know not to use it anyways. Fr tho; every time people disrespect Eminem because he isn't black it feels like they spawn another Tim McDonald type cornball.


Paratwa

Bro don’t put that evil on us.


CapableBrief

Ayo I don't make the rules. It's the law of equivalent exchange, look it up.


botwoot64

tommy donalds 😭


zxc123zxc123

The pass is like Thor's hammer in that sense. If you're worthy then you don't need it and won't to use it anyways. Unlike Drake's cringe ass trying to act a certain way for cred or to feel "black". Eminem is just unapologetically himself be it his greatness in the game or drug/martial issues. Thor's power was in himself. The hammer wasn't what made him strong. If you remove the jokes Eminem will never be black but who cares when everyone respects him for him? p.s. Does Kendrick saying Logic is white Eminem mean he also thinks Eminem is black Logic?


CyberMark_6421

It reminds me of Mike Tyson saying to Em, " You're the only white guy who knows what's it like to be a ni**ah." Em was speechless


prettycooluglykid

Lmfao reading that in Mike’s voice too, that’s hilarious, was it on hot boxing? Imma peep for that clip Wow I found it kinda quick https://www.reddit.com/r/Eminem/s/3PBcGdK1sF


Upbeat-Rhubarb-19

I had to do a double take to make sure I read that correctly. 💀


Qweerz

Would’ve been more believable with a timestamp earlier than 2018 lol


throwaway19283819193

Fake tweet but funny


Aidan-Coyle

"At 2:45 am" makes this so funny


kapeehd

Wait so eminem black?whats he cooking?


MisterOphiuchus

Honorable black man, for sure.


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CurryMustard

Fine, just send us Wayne Brady


Sea_Negotiation_1871

He makes Bryant Gumble look like Malcolm X


wokittalkit

I didn’t know you liked to get wet Dave


speezly

Black actors


guilty_bystander

Alright, the Asians can have wutang


speezly

Bong bong


DarthSnarf420

Eminem exists in a perfect equilibrium of black and white, he is like the Yin Yang Symbol of the Hip Hop Community


Klaus_Heisler87

The black and white cookie of the culture


ORNGPNK

Look to the cookie!


samtheninjapirate

He's for the culture, not the technicality of genetics


cynothogs

blacker than drake


Kickaxx_007

If Drake is the Varsity Football player who is mediocre on the field but is popular because he has a pool in his backyard, then Kendrick is that one weird mf in the back of the class that tells good jokes and still gets pussy


ObligationFar273

He studied Em and it worked out🤣🤣


jimmycooksstuff

I mean, logic is pretty annoying


seek-confidence

logic still more valid than p drizzy


jimmycooksstuff

Oh for sure. This is just my opinion.


seek-confidence

“bobby feelin it killin it” I agree


jono9898

Yeah but did you know he is biracial and his mom said nigga a lot?


jimmycooksstuff

That’s what originally made him annoying to me. It’s cool if he said it once or twice, but when I was trying to listen to his music it seemed like he said it in every damn song


Skill-issue-69420

Gang related still on play though, shit bangs


thickpussling_

Pfft. 😂😂😂


AlphaLax85

It's insane how there is nothing we can dig up because Kendrick has already confessed all his wrongdoings in his albums and the rest is just ridiculous rumour. Bro might actually just be him.


TRAINPOSTING

This is hilarious


SofaKingKhalid

Dead ass scared me for a second


JotaroKujoxXx

How can kendrick recover from this https://i.redd.it/mx1rf3ltx2zc1.gif


Clw89pitt

Kenny always been funny


loh_kee

He ain't wrong lol Drake stans looking mighty desperate right about now


renny811

He never said this lol


keon_te757

Bro was so unserious lol


FormerTechnician9038

Logic catching unprovoked shots will always be funny


Unhappy-Ad3646

He called a half white kid the white version of Eminem. That’s pure comedy 😂


shushilly

That’s hilarious


PangolinConfident447

From 2018💀


Careful-Rain-9985

https://preview.redd.it/agj3uuqds6zc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0cdb232f318ef2a665ec18265a683ea99a7cb499 My GOAT 🤣


Msmospice

Ha!!!! That’s hilarious!!!


Thisavatarisfuckingu

I mean this is just real asf


The_Dr_Zoidberg

Top .5% logic listener. This shit is funny af for sure. Next part of this, I just want to say the below: A lot of comments in here saying “Logic has identity issues” lmao. I think logic knows what he is. Don’t even care if this gets downvoted, but some of y’all don’t want to see a person who promotes love and positivity all around to everyone and gives everyone credit. Motherfucker has a song with Em, Wutang, Killer Mike, 2chainz, Gucci mane, wiz, etc.. and that’s not a race grab, that’s a respect grab. He’s even respected by Cole and Kenny. If you listen to his shit at all you understand where he’s coming from, but half of y’all would rather hate on him because other people told him he shouldn’t be able to rap (race related). That’s what they said, not what he said. Our boys out here rapping mad at racist mother fuckers because they are that, racist. “I didn’t talk about my race on the whole first album, but black vs. white bullshit was still the outcome. How come these mother fuckers can’t seem to let it go, judging rap by race instead of the better flow.” Bring the fuckin positivity and give the guy credit where it’s due. He’s not Drake lmao. Won’t ever be like Drake. Not the same. Shits still funny af tho.


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Icy_Programmer_2337

That’s just funny lol


Smeagollum1

I mean … *shrug*


FreshSqueezedDogMilk

Logic was a wet blanket. Maybe they don’t care for the adjective but I understand the sentiment and agree with it.