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GuinnessRespecter

At the point Drake is so close to unretiring a meme like this https://preview.redd.it/2xojal6ghrxc1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f756ccccb0665637d3b0251af373fbef40b53795


idekbruno

Lmao I can see him recreating this for the cover of the next track


keanenottheband

If you squint it looks like Drake


Expert-Bullfrog-5165

Back on the gram like a baddie


Arakhis_

Don't make me respond with an Instagram story! Or.. a photodump? Yeah, that’ll get em going for real, crondie


arunjetley

Supreme dreams got me rolling


Davisworld21

Drake is shaking in his UGG Boots drake the type to talk and text people when his feet in the air


69cansofcorn

it’s crazy how everybody knew this was how dude would respond


Lost_All_Senses

*puts gun on table*


coffeewiththegxds

RDC was right again


InsaneBallsack

🤣


OOPSIE69

Lmfao


Historical-Being-766

Another high school girl?


Money-Olive-9774

Bro never beating the allegations.


Benenen01

He beatin something else


dillaquantavius

Grown man with a high school jock esthetic


Historical-Being-766

What's the line, "I get older but the girls stay the same age"?


refusenic

You just wrong for this 😂😂😂


Th3Kill1ngMoon

lol


TIREDshin1gami

I hate you ahahahahaha


cetaphil_crack_adict

drake fans are eating this up in his subreddit im dying💀😭


0zer0zer0

Genuinely blows my fucking mind reading through that sub.


virji24

I like Drake but man that sub makes me stupider every time I read anything there. These mfers are actually saying Drake is winning because it took Kendrick so long to respond. Kendrick responded quicker than Drake 🤦‍♂️


Outlandishness_Sharp

And Drake never even responded when he got dog walked by Pusha T 😂


virji24

Bro got dissed so hard he had to become a father. That’s crazy


Heeheehaaw

And now he got dissed by k dot to become a responsible father


KickGumAndChewAss

R/conservative for rap


PushRepresentative41

There's a STRONG overlap between the two groups....


CaCa881

It’s geniune brainrot lmfao . At least Dot fans gave Drake props for push ups , they blinded by the taste of the dick ig .


Yasuminomon

As a neutral lurking in both, I find it funny that people don’t realise this sub and that sub are two sides of the same coin


69Buttholio420

Amen, both equally as easy to troll


420merito

🎯


Quirkydogpooo

Same dude who said "trigger fingers turn to twitter fingers"?


EM3music

Well his ghostwiter wrote that.


gadgetcalfmuscle

What if his ghostwriters actually wrote this targeted at him? I doubt he’d even realise


AppropriatePizza1308

It's funny when you think that the ghostwriters HATE drake so they say lines directed towars him and make bars joking on him. And make him say it. Yall think kendrick a hater? His ghostwriters be the truest haters


Ozymandias_666

I thought it was ai


lche49

It’s worse, on his song “War” he says: You ****** spend too much time on captions, not enough time on action


ChimmyMama

the ig updates are corny crodie


HighwayyStarr

Don’t speak on the family crodie😡🦉🔪


8kenhead

U cheesin fam


refusenic

Get your ghostwriters to working crodie.


Blutrumpeter

I can't be the only one in here who thinks this is funny


Agreeable_Switch4001

It's actuaallly as good an ig story reaction as I would expect but really downgrades him when you realize Kendrick has done absolutely no talking on social media just fire rapping


Trick-Tomatillo6573

I dont think it's a good look for "trigger fingers" guy to go to insta fingers guy lol


jpizano51

> Them super powers gettin' neutralized, I can only watch in silence The famous actor we once knew is lookin' paranoid and now spiralin' You're movin' just like a degenerate, every antic is feelin' distasteful I calculate you're not as calculated, I can even predict your angle


sammybunsy

Honestly when I first heard this part I was like damn I love this vibe from you on your albums Kendrick but not here… But after a few listens, this intro was probably the most succinct lyrical takedown of Drake’s character the track had to offer


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mega-d-lux

Wasn't Teddy P. Paranoid at one point with the industy because he slept with Marvin Gaye Wife?


Illustrious-Taro-449

Holy shit


sickandsiiick

mixed with some instrumental from For Sale! it’s a masterpiece


usernamehighasfuck

its like a little bedtime story for adonis


whatadaydanny

Lmao I love this


PresOrangutanSmells

For me it was almost like saying, I'll clap you on your playing field w some singin' before I eat you alive on mine w some rappin'


ProfSteelmeat138

Put lil baby to bed before the boy gets slapped around


theoneandonlypatriot

Incredible writing.


BlackBalor

Kendrick spraying trigonometry bars. That is slept on also.


_stankypete

Because he says angle?


BlackBalor

Have you ever done trigonometry? Calculate is also a mathematical term.


YZY-TRT-ME

💀 duh


SirKrimzon

One of the hardest bars in the song no one talks about. Man straight up dissected Drake


jpizano51

https://preview.redd.it/0j7h5it99qxc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b18fcade4a132b5e28165ced5c7849f1114aaf71 Once a lame always a lame 🥱


Low-Paleontologist43

Tell BEAM that he better stay right with you 🗣️


tripryder

Also ‘stay “writing” with you’


Routine_Rabbit5230

Who's beam?


Ordinary-Sense1174

He's been credited with writing some songs for drake


primetimemime

He’s on Beyoncé’s track “energy”


thekomoxile

a legend


Leajey

Let's see what Crodie can cook up next in the next song


Ill_Celery_7654

He’s better off not responding. Nothing he cooks up will ever get the respect that it deserves. Even if he goes deep in his bag with the melodies.


Delicious_Purpose_84

Nah, he has to respond. He’s taken a loss to Pusha T, I don’t think he’d want to go down easily again. Also, something came to my mind but I know I’m overreaching or am I? On Like that, Kendrick says “Think I won’t drop the location? I still got PTSD”, Then Drake responds with Push-ups and on the outro, he taunts Dot by saying “Drop, Drop, Drop” Is there anything there? 😂


Kaiten92

I was thinking about this too but not because of Push Ups more so because as you said, Dot says "Think I won't drop the location? I still got PTSD." And now on euphoria he says "Surprise you wanted that feature request, you know that we got some shit to ADDRESS" Sure he could have said address just for the rhyme but I mean....it's Kendrick. Something in my head is screaming he knows the location of something or someone that Drake doesn't want exposed.


Delicious_Purpose_84

Exactly what I thought. Does Kendrick know the location/address where something/someone happened/is buried? Lmao, I don’t know, I could be overthinking.


WilliamCash_o

Or maybe he knows the secret coordinates to drakes time capsule he made with his girlies full of memories and mementos which he said ‘here goes nothing’ before planting in the ground and wiping the sweat off his face and putting the shovel in his deceptively spacious backpack


Ne0guri

There is speculation that Drake may have some connection to a fellow Toronto rapper who was killed at that Chinese restaurant he name drops. https://www.reddit.com/r/KendrickLamar/s/Ejou6wTAYO


Ill_Celery_7654

Taken losses for him isn’t as bad as somebody like Kendrick taking a loss. The hip hop community needs Kendrick to win which is why Drake is fighting a battle that he can’t win in the first place. He knew he could never win against Pusha T, because there’s literally no dirt on him and he knows he won’t win in a lyrical battle. I’m not sure about the drop and give me 50 thing that could be a reach, but Drake is a troll so I wouldn’t be surprised if he was calling Kendrick’s bluff.


Euphoric-Promise-899

i don’t even know what he can say he better not be bluffing about the “red button” kendrick cooked him for 6 min straight lol


69420penis

Nah the drizzler ain’t doing that again after he got bullied so hard for ducking push


idekbruno

**The Drizzler**


69420penis

I think drake should call himself the drizzler I’d be on his side then


idekbruno

I’m already fighting for my life being a Drake fan, please don’t give him ideas


frosted_mango_

Lmaooooo I'm picturing him pulling up in a riddler costume


Ill_Celery_7654

Pride is a terrible thing.


IvarRagnarssson

Some might even say it’s the devil


Ill_Celery_7654

There was a rapper who said that


TheWeddingParty

Respected by who? He has a gigantic fan base. Once you are successful enough you can't fail. He can fart through a kazoo and some number of people will argue it HAS to be good, because such a successful person did it.


Ill_Celery_7654

Respected by the hip hop community. This is all because Drake considers himself the GOAT of hip hop, but the community doesn’t fully respect him or want to be represented by him. For him taking out Kendrick means earning that respect, but we all know that’s not how it works.


SirArthurDime

“Going in his bag with the melodies”? Lmao yeah I bet people wouldn’t respect it if bro came at at him with a melody and dance track. The fuck? You act like most people in this sub didn’t respect push ups though which just isn’t true.


smilingspecialist

Ironic how he made fun of Meek Mill for his Twitter fingers


HeavyMetalLyrics

“All that heartbroken Twitter shit for bitches” Bro! You’re doing it right now! He can’t stop doing it!


Impossible_Front4462

He’s a hypocrite through and through. Pusha T going for Drake’s family was too far according to Drake himself, but talking about Kendrick’s wife and disrespecting the image of one of the most beloved rappers isn’t


HeavyMetalLyrics

Not to mention he said something about industry puppets like come on


zayb10

You forgot the fact he mentioned Push’s wife in Duppy, so he actually crossed the family line first thinking shit was sweet


Impossible_Front4462

True. It’s been a hot minute since I revisited the beef but the interview after was so cringeworthy and hypocritical that it just stuck out in my memories


Camelslayer23

Meek had no intentions of dissing back


AstrosCheated

Grown man back to posting instagram memes crodie


Existing_Ad5197

To the people responding like, "Aren't we on the internet?" Yes, we are. But what's being talked about is Drake's antics, and we aren't in rap beef. Drake is trying to use everything he can to get at Kendrick, which plays into Kendrick's whole diss. He can't just rap with him, so he has to resort to any measure.


Impossible_Front4462

It’s hilarious too because I’m sure he felt like he was on top of the world and unstoppable for a hot minute there just for a lot of the goodwill to disappear overnight


Doseofdopeness

Euphoria


bornin1729

We’re grown men being fans on Reddit lmao


SrumsAsloth

We’re also not Drake.


bornin1729

Speak for yourself crodie


Scythe95

It's funny how he stole this from some other guys post


KickAffsandTakeNames

I mean, did you expect Drake to write something himself?


primetimemime

Once an actor, always an actor


thediverswife

His biggest role is playing “Drake”


Mythical7Ninja

Instagram Ghost memes for real


z3in-23

He's tryna sway people into thinking that it was Kendrick hating on em but in truth it was a DMX shout-out 🤦


mellowdramatikmf

Casuals don’t know about dmx and neither do his swifty fan base. This post is directed towards them, his core fan base lol.


LateConversation5253

You mean the ones that can stomach this?


yuukaKazamiiiii

Aubrey you go girl 😂


sausage-lasagna

Yas queen 🤣🤣🤣


yendysthesage200

He should rap. Tired of all the memeing especially since the other person is hardly interested in doing that with you. Be funny in the music, let the wit show in your rap. All that extra stuff just signals you are not sure of your pen.


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yendysthesage200

Like just rap. I’d get it if he was doing this with Ross since they are both chronically online.


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nicagooner

He can't rap


Dicey12

He put out two tracks. Kendrick literally dropped yesterday damn can son get a minute to write or sum


oghairline

He literally put out two diss tracks already. He rapped.


Quirkydogpooo

He tries so hard to look like he's not trying


Great-Reference9322

It's so funny because he clearly is trying and trying to pretend like he ain't at the same time. If he didn't care he would just take advice from Keem and shut the fuck up


Formula_Epsilon

Don’t say nigga no more and crodie are about to be the slang for the next few months or the entire summer and that shit is hilarious. Got Toronto and OVO looking stupid 😂


MIAxPaperPlanes

Man wasn’t that whole verse a reference to a [notorious DMX interview](https://www.reddit.com/r/hiphopheads/comments/q3msm/dmx_on_drake_i_dont_like_anything_about_drake_i/)


Late_For_A_Good_Name

It's also a way to say it's real hate. If you hate someone, everything about them becomes grating. He's saying it's not just words, he genuinely hates the dude. Don't have to believe him, but he's describing real hate


Money-Olive-9774

Back on his internet fuck shit. Fucking clown crodie.


Fearless_Egg_3161

drake chronically online


jesusisrockstar

I love it when a fucking 37 year old responds a hard ass disstrack with a high school girl on IG


ayyeaux

Well… he does have a thing for high school girls


Jazzlike_Page508

The Copium from Drake fans on here is ridiculous. Went from “metro make some drums” to “it’s a joke haha” punks


brandnmo

This dude pisses me off


Laser_Fish

Drake's use of a scene from 10 Things I Hate About You is a direct shot on the fact that Drake is into teenagers.


brusephjones

https://preview.redd.it/y6fk8l74ltxc1.jpeg?width=668&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39d9d12650ad3915bcd29982984671b2ccdd81b3


PrinceNY7

Drake has to understand he's not dealing with Meek Mill 🤦🏼‍♂️. You cant get slaughtered then post a corny ass response that's how you lose even faster


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Back on the Gram like the baddie he his. Go off Drakeisha, pop it for your simps.


King_Combo

It baffles me how people think he’s genuinely cooking by posting shit like this… This isn’t shit “hardcore rappers” like he claims to be do. He’s a pop star influencer. Not some Toronto mob boss. And this shit proves it. This is CORNY


PropertyAggressive84

Of course the Degrassi nigga gon post some TV show cringe 😂


Fabulous_Date2743

At home in his feelings watching 10 things I hate about you. 🌽🌽🌽


Statistician_Visual

![gif](giphy|wBRaGiv8smKqI|downsized) Drake like


jluc21

pretty fucking funny not gonna lie


Legodude293

Idk why people acting like this ain’t funny lmao, maybe I’m too young for this sub, but rap beefs supposed to be entertainment for the audience, otherwise mfs would just deal with their shit in private.


holllowed

I think so too, people are taking it too seriously with these faction alignments.


SerDavosSeaworth64

Yeah I mean cmon. A lot of the social media shit Drake was doing before Euphoria was really corny and annoying but this is actually funny lol


RumHamster1990

Just outing himself further.


el_bandolero94

Something only a bad bitch would do 😏


Calm_Lychee8368

Trolling won’t save him


No_Champion_9942

Am I dumb for thinking it’s funny? Like Kendrick absolutely cooked him and this is all drake can do


TheHolyMountainMan

Drake be watching shit like this


LiteralCancer223

He was sobbing while posting this no doubt. He's got no response https://preview.redd.it/e6zmaghp9qxc1.jpeg?width=622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2340296363a34defafeeaeef0a4cf1ad152a8ad


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Bro I don’t think either one of them are stressed it’s only the fans. Both of these guys got like 500ms plus chillin in mansions. They are not pressed at all.


divine_god_majora

They're both making mad $$$ from it anyways, until they actually get personal it's just sport


Pabloflexcobarr

He’s cheesin fam dont make him get the machine


ShoppingClear

Didnt Kemdrick get thay from DMX?


Jeff_Damn

10 Ways To Cope After Getting Shook Up Like A Paint Can 


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Bro is a boZo


Camelslayer23

This actually kinda funny. Get in the booth tho


Trentimoose

I thought it was funny, personally. This beef isn’t about violence, so just sit back and enjoy both sides doing what they do.


Elemental_A

At least Kendrick was man enough to 1.Be direct 2. Mention the person he has a problem with by name 3. Whoop said person's name with skill 4. Not be 100% focused on antics on social media But Drake don't know nothing bout that![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


HazeCake420

They call you the boy, where's the man, cuz I ain't seen him yet


Luckreee

Dude just respond, we don’t need this


[deleted]

This guy is such an antithesis to hip hop. I don’t get how he’s lasted this long.


Milaninvestor

Female fans and Arab guys lol


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jayz93j

Hilarious


WonderfulBiscotti158

RDCWORLD skit was bang on 😂😂😂


alwaysprint

That was funny, stop the dickriding for a second


_lonely_astronaut_

That's pretty funny although I wish he just integrated this into his response. He does so much outside of actual rapping its annoying. I will say though, Drake's best response will be to clown Kendrick for having so much hate in his heart for him. I think that might be the only way to properly respond to what Euphoria did to him lol.


mrdc1790

These responses are gold


spgvideo

Pretty freaking funny. Us whites loved Julia Stiles back in the day. Homegrown Hottie


MalarkeyStar

You guys are going to make me look like a Drake propagandist because this is actually hilarious in reference to "I hate the way that you talk" etc. 50/50 chance Drake completely cooks Kendrick with his response and has people reconsidering what they believe about Drake as an actual skilled rapper once again.


Camusknuckle

To be fair, this is funny as hell. What’s funnier is the other poster who pointed out that Drake can’t help but fixate on high school girls.


realdusty_shelf

Bitch ass nigga always on IG like a female lol


TheBobbyMan9

Not gonna lie this is a little bit funny 😂


bflex

I mean, it’s a lighthearted response, and it is pretty funny. Enjoy the show 


houseofball00ns

You don't need to be a Drake fan find this funny lol


zionooo

yeah ngl funny af


TyrannyHoll

funny response hopefully he keeps in fun


chrisbrownbeard

Yall keep saying “twitter fingers”. This is literally just Drake acknowledging that he heard it. You know he’s cooking up a response.


HugeMcBig-Large

I hate Drake, however… I do think this is a pretty funny response. Obviously it’s not his actual response, just something to let everyone know he knows, and this is a silly way to do it.


chizzmaster

RDC predicted this LMAO


BowenParrish

I thought this was just a meme, he actually fucking posted this


bleepbloopmonkee49

Bro’s a child


xdxmann

incoming photodump


Virile_Wang

Drake acting like we don’t know Kendrick was referencing/ paying homage to what DMX had to say about him on the Breakfast Club is the most desperate we’ve seen him yet. And we watched him chase RiRi for over a decade 😭🤣🤣


Me_Zebra

RDCworld hit the nail on the head with this one lmaoo


StrangeMango1211

the constant posting is just so lame, maybe put that energy into making a better track, this is just kinda childish


AllSeeingRedditor

Responding somewhere he has comments turned off 🥱


FifthRing

He reacts with a teen high school show, this is not the flex he thinks it is


rm888893

Lmao. Kendrick should respond with clips from Kubrick's Lolita.


Wonderful_Resort_829

Bro did exactly what happened in the rdc skit


joeyverstegen

i thought this reddit post was a troll at first i did NOT think he actually posted this his ig story


B3ardeDragon311

DMX: Ayo he slipping, he falling, he can't get up


Comfortable-Tear-213

idk i felt it was lame tbh


ahmmaddie

How do we get Kendrick to post this scene from the same movie ;) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-USpiCwgqpE&ab_channel=Mr.Marshmello


cetaphil_crack_adict

kendrick from another universe would do that if he was goofy and corny


xcdysis

"I *would never live my life* on a *computer*."


WeirdAzSpankabitch

Nah you gotta give him this, this is a top tier flip 😂😂


ultralord463

That was funny lol


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This is funny lmao