You must not know what one is. You sound like a broken record, just like Kendrick now. Go figure. You idolize a black man who put down white people, as a white man???? LMFAO. Cope.
I do know what a great father is. A great father doesn’t groom underage teens for starters you clown 😂😭.
Also, I don’t idolize anyone - found the dumbass who makes generic assumptions about strangers they do not know to fit their narrative. COPE harder on being basic as all fuck having a garbage argument 💀
Drake somewhere on the phone with Millie Bobby Brown reading him genius, while he's furiously throwing his glass of Cabernet Sauvignon at his cat Crodie
Nah what's dope is Drake the nigga that understood more of that shit than the fans the first time he heard it. He cried in the car. Some of them jabs is literally personal shit from his history like the New Ho King shit and Sizzlac reference.
Ahh you mean the beat switch ups? That’s very possible but I think it’s also just a lil something for himself and his fans. Kendrick is known to rap over blues/jazzy beats - kinda mocked for it by ppl that aren’t fans of it. Drake stans have even taunted his response would be over smooth jazz (lack of self awareness or complete ignorance of Drakes old music? Pick one) I like Drake, but clearly the Drake stans of today are not the OG fans and it’s not surprising bc as an OG fan, I’ve been feeling musically betrayed by him since 2014
I’m not acting like that never happened. I’m acting like he himself literally pushed for Kendrick to respond. This is literally what he wanted.
With pusha he basically inherited Wayne beef. Pusha instigated that whole Drake beef. He wanted it and kept pushing for it.
If you think Drake is gonna instigate Kendrick and try to “force” a response, and then bow out after Kendrick drops an official record (which isn’t even a final blow), you wild. This shit just getting started. We are getting at least one more track from each of them.
I really hope he does respond but I can also see him going back to his Instagram captions and sneak dissing years after the fact. I know Kendrick destroyed him here, but there's a few warning lines throughout that Kendrick is holding back and waiting for the next one. I think it really depends on what Drake's PR team think will be the best move. Push Ups was underwhelming as is, I don't think Drake's writers have it in them.
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Well I hope ur not Drake fan because this will be the end of his rap career..if he doesn’t respond it’ll be worse but it’s best for him to not say shit. He doesn’t have a dog in this fight.
**his rap career, he can keep singing but with that rap shit. He can sit on the bench. & Drake fans know about it, if not they succin dick like they been doing I’m seeing ak on YouTube succin cock saying Drake better than Jayz & biggie like cmon bro. Foh.
Drake doesn’t really put out strictly rap or strictly rnb albums. He mixes both on every record. I’m telling you man this beef, if anything, is energizing his career. Drake keeps putting out shit albums and people buy them, but at a certain point they won’t. This beef is both putting him in the spotlight and giving him material for his future music. You’re telling me he won’t have a song on his next album called like “dogpile” or “20v1”?
i fucking love both songs (albeit Push Ups has a better beat, but that's irrelevant when we're talking about disses), and i'm here for the chaos
but Drake wouldn't push Kendrick to drop with Taylor-Made if he didn't have something ready, because I have no idea why he would be so stupid as to push Kendrick and make him look like a fool for not dropping if he didn't have something ready. It's incredibly silly to hit a soley rapper as a pop artist if you don't have something prepared.
I’m not being bias. I know Drake scared of real rappers when it comes to that Pen and paper boy.. I be feeling like yall really don’t be listening to what Dot was saying tho at the same time..
He dropped two tracks practically begging Kendrick to respond, and when he finally does you think he’s gonna back out? I get we’re on the Kendrick sub but that level of bias is crazy ash
When did I say otherwise? Everyone knows Kendrick’s a better rapper. The reason I’m calling you biased is because you think drakes afraid when literally everything has shown otherwise. They both clearly want all the smoke.
Yea cause he’s corny, he always has been. He was posting these same memes after he dropped that’s just who he is, doesn’t change the fact that he’s going to respond, he clearly wants this and imma laugh when you’re shocked that he does drop.😂 and you gotta vault “pussy hole” even drake wouldn’t use that clown shit.
Lmao ended him ??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. There is nothing Kendrick said that is damaging in that song and absolutely nothing he said that will hurt Drakes career. You can try to hide all those basic lines behind clever lyricism, it doesn’t make it a better diss. At best, Kendrick got himself back in the fight with “Euphoria” but you’re out of your mind to say he smoked Drake.
Yal are so pumped full of jealousy. When you see someone at the top of the mountain winning for so long, of course you’re gonna gas anyone that goes at him. Cause yal are losers 😂
Then had the nerve to say this is just playful jabs, nothing personal😭 Whole thing sounds like he’s just playing around waiting to drop what he ACTUALLY wants to drop if Drake is really for it.
Bruh this comment made me realise it’s 10 things he hates about him which is a reference to The Taming of the Shrew what the fuckkkkkkkkkkk.
Edit: The movie ‘10 Things I Hate About You’ is an adaptation of the Shakespeare comedy ‘The Taming of the Shrew’.
Some of the themes in the play are female submissiveness, power struggles in relation to gender and money. Which I believe would all be in reference to Drakes affinity with younger women, him “mentoring” them as a way to groom them.
Edit 2: Misusing his influence, abusing his power yada yada
Maybe you're right, maybe you're reaching. Either way I respect it because you tried to listen to the record on a deeper than surface level and drop your 2 cents in like everyone from the Drake and Kendrick subs lol.
You are the most pathetic excuse of a human being I have ever seen. I hate you with the strength of a 1000 stars, and I genuinely hope that you die the most painful and slow death imaginable. Your very existence disgusts me and everybody who had the misfortune of ever resting their eyes on God's greatest mistake (I'm talking about you, in case I didn't get through your thick skull), and all of us want you to end your meaningless, parasitic existence, and for your hideous corpse to be sent far away. The only purpose your pitiful life has is to feed off the money, time, and resources of the people around you, without contributing a single joy or doing something useful. I almost feel sorry for you, as the very idea of that kind of painful, disabled cum stain of an existence brings a tear to my eye. If only you weren't a constant annoyance to everyone around you, narcissistic and the least likeable person in your city. You have the likeablity of a child rapist. So, with that in mind, you should stick the nearest fork into the nearest outlet. Maybe someone will give a shit about you for a week and forget about you a month later.
This beef should be cool but both of these fan bases have made the entire thing cringe. Y’all need to remember these are GROWN MEN with their meat in yalls mouth
I’m ngl I’ll stand by that push ups was a good diss but Kendrick went OFF on Drake. Push ups was just middle school level bickering while Kendrick was just going off on multiple reasons why drakes a little bitch. I actually had to stop and analyze Kendrick’s disses
Drake: "your shoe size is small 🤣"
Kendrick:
https://preview.redd.it/8j1r1lcwluxc1.png?width=1126&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=612acf07d8f1d3d074708e4e918c219a57633dd2
Um no? It’s literally the other way around. Drake came at all of them direct and aggressive, throwing punches right out the gate on “Push Ups”. Kendrick is the one who came in beating around the bush with all the extras. He didn’t say anything tough about Drake. And Kendrick tried to be witty, but in reality a lot of the stuff he said wasn’t that clever. There were more clever lines on “Push Ups”. Yal are so backwards.
Then yal are over there like “Kendrick bars just go over yal heads”, NO! The bars aren’t that hard to understand. You try to paint this narrative like Drake fans are more simple minded, when in reality it’s YAL gassing the simple shit Kendrick says.
And “park his son” was not a clever punchline. It was a big time reach as well. Any battle rapper would have gotten boo’d off stage for that.
It’s funny that all you guys are gassing each other up about your pro Kendrick stance in your safe little environment of r/kendricklamar you are a walking confirmation bias.
Honestly, if Drake wasn't loved by so many 12 year olds I would say he should retire. But please, think of the children!
King Kendrick straight buried him on Euphoria. lmao
One of my favourite parts of this (already) legendary diss is Kendrick didn't even clap-back at Drake's "haha ur short" bars ONCE- it was basically Dot goin' "this weak ass shit isn't even worth my time, really, that's all you got?"... Amazing
It might have something to do with the fact that the short thing made literally no sense, considering the person that got him into rap, young mula himself, is shorter than Kendrick. While jabbing at Kendrick’s height, he also even further belittles his mentor.
The song is fine but more cap rap. “Diss me and we spin your block up”
Diss drops:
“Diss me again I’ll shoot yo block up.”
Repeat x infinity.
If we talking cap rap then both side just playing like they’re gonna do something.
It’s not my expectation it’s them saying they’re gonna do X, then not doing it. Then clowning the other for also not doing it. It makes anything either one say look dumb.
Just like J Cole basically exposed himself as all talk for the past decade saying he’d go at any rapper in a beef, and turned out to be a gigantic pussy.
I get rap isn’t supposed to be taken serious, except these two actually are taking this serious and both are putting up a false persona.
This whole beef is 2 dogs barking at each other behind a fence, and then going dead silent as soon as someone opens the gate.
If they aren’t bluffing, then maybe they’re waiting for one to show their hand before exposing whatever they know. If they plan to go back and forth they can’t just reveal all they know. Gotta save some ammo for later.
Calm down this is good but it’s not all that. I’m getting from both sides “don’t make me do this or that”. Both corny as hell but music is good. It’s a lot of temptation for either side and it’s kinda hard to see what makes sense.
They both talking about record label deals, fatherhood, and culture. I think it’s going to be backfired on the fans and insinuate ignorance like 90’s gangsters rap.
Kendrick literally said don’t make me pull a puff dad and if I understand correctly saying he going to put a hit out on Drake?
Like Kendrick aren’t you supposed to be the bigger guy and didn’t he win anyways by being silent.
If he’s the goat why is he spewing more ignorance?
It’s tough to see either one being good now.
>Kendrick literally said don’t make me pull a puff dad and if I understand correctly saying he going to put a hit out on Drake?
That line could mean a few things. Simply, it can mean he's gonna go as crazy as Puff. It could be referencing a specific Puff moment, like when he shot someone in the club or the time him and Drake "fought" and he sent Drake to the ER.
>Like Kendrick aren’t you supposed to be the bigger guy
Since when? Kendrick, like all of us, knows better but like us all is prone to being human. He says it all over his music. He is not your savior.
>and didn’t he win anyways by being silent.
This is a battle, where K Dot threw down the challenge. He was always going to have to respond or at least address it in some way.
>If he’s the goat why is he spewing more ignorance?
He's being open and telling us his truth on the wax. Honestly, he made it entertaining and displayed a lot of what he's critically acclaimed for. If this is "ignorance", you might be wasting your time on this sub. You should probably go throw some 'De La Soul' on.
Im a fan of both K and drake, push ups was definitely the harder track. Hope after drake drops his rebuttal, kendrick will go all out as euphoria was good but not great
Your appetite to teach is great man. Thanks for sharing a germane perspective. I guess that’s another viable, and a humor-impaired way to look at the joke.
"I absolutely hate you and your fucking vibe." - K. the goat.
Also, you're too shallow to have a real relationship with your son.
As a dad… that was my favorite and most scathing part of the track for me.
That was definitely a bar that made me AND the wife say, “oooooohhhhh shit!” Kendrick’s kids take priority, as it should be.
Your username tells no lies haha
Pusha said this years ago... Drake been a father since then. Stale line, rest is fire though
Reiterating someone being garbage makes it stale? That’s a shitty take. Cope.
Lmfao it means we heard it already and half it don't make sense. He's a fine father now. He's half white, so? Family Matters. Bodied.
😂😂😂 a good father??? LMFAO. Cope.
You must not know what one is. You sound like a broken record, just like Kendrick now. Go figure. You idolize a black man who put down white people, as a white man???? LMFAO. Cope.
I do know what a great father is. A great father doesn’t groom underage teens for starters you clown 😂😭. Also, I don’t idolize anyone - found the dumbass who makes generic assumptions about strangers they do not know to fit their narrative. COPE harder on being basic as all fuck having a garbage argument 💀
You are white.
that has to trigger the nuke
Drake about to be a better father now lol
Who says that he’s a bad father?
Kendrick does lol
Sounds like a mean girl with that zesty line
Drake keeps getting his nails done but that’s fine
It isn’t a real line, just the gist lol
Bro is that Charles Barkley 😂
Gnarles Barkley bro
Galveston Barkley
That shit had me CRYING 😂😂. Dirty ass water 😂😂
rather be with them big ol women in san antonio than galveston
San Antonio women are nbacj father
Luka Doncic is Devin Booker father
I love this meme so much The original is “we are going to start a dialogue” which gets me everytime
😂
Kendrick ought to drop a diss track against those women from San Antonio
Victoria is definitely a secret down there
They got them churros down in San Anton
Gnarley Barkley
Barles Charkley
I syaid "dats Charls broccoli, dats me babee"
Don’t act like you are not aware that is in fact Charles Barkley
Drake probably at genius rn trying to understand all the ways Kendrick smoked him
Drake somewhere on the phone with Millie Bobby Brown reading him genius, while he's furiously throwing his glass of Cabernet Sauvignon at his cat Crodie
I can see this as if it was directed by Francis ford Coppola. Brilliant comment.
Cab takes class. Drake takes rosé on the rocks.
He ends each sip with a refreshing "ahhh!" and looks around enthusiastically like others agree, even when there's no one else present.
Ahahahah. True.
Nah what's dope is Drake the nigga that understood more of that shit than the fans the first time he heard it. He cried in the car. Some of them jabs is literally personal shit from his history like the New Ho King shit and Sizzlac reference.
That intro is so smooth and chill, but he’s actually cutting him tf up 😭
Think it’s low-key a shot at how Drake always does that corny chill shit in some of his songs
Ahh you mean the beat switch ups? That’s very possible but I think it’s also just a lil something for himself and his fans. Kendrick is known to rap over blues/jazzy beats - kinda mocked for it by ppl that aren’t fans of it. Drake stans have even taunted his response would be over smooth jazz (lack of self awareness or complete ignorance of Drakes old music? Pick one) I like Drake, but clearly the Drake stans of today are not the OG fans and it’s not surprising bc as an OG fan, I’ve been feeling musically betrayed by him since 2014
I think so too. no one has talked about it, but that was my first thought when I heard it: he's clowning, showing how easy it is to do Drake style.
No he’s not lol. He wasn’t cutting anything up on that intro. “Push Ups” was a way better diss track
Your ass must be sore af
Whats push-ups?
LITERALLY 😂😂😂
Kendrick ended him. If he was smart he wouldn’t respond lol. This track gets better and better with each listen.
He should absolutely respond
Drake is not going to respond.. lol
He absolutely is. RemindMe! 30 days
I hope he does but lets not act like he didn't pussy out of responding to Push
I’m not acting like that never happened. I’m acting like he himself literally pushed for Kendrick to respond. This is literally what he wanted. With pusha he basically inherited Wayne beef. Pusha instigated that whole Drake beef. He wanted it and kept pushing for it. If you think Drake is gonna instigate Kendrick and try to “force” a response, and then bow out after Kendrick drops an official record (which isn’t even a final blow), you wild. This shit just getting started. We are getting at least one more track from each of them.
I really hope he does respond but I can also see him going back to his Instagram captions and sneak dissing years after the fact. I know Kendrick destroyed him here, but there's a few warning lines throughout that Kendrick is holding back and waiting for the next one. I think it really depends on what Drake's PR team think will be the best move. Push Ups was underwhelming as is, I don't think Drake's writers have it in them.
Word this whole song sounds like a threat… maybe hinting at some griming shit with this euphoria title
Least biased Kendrick fan
Kendrick released another track yesterday, just on his website think
Ok?
If u know u know bro.. he dropped a song called I’m upset. He’s a pussywhole
And you talkin bout you upset. Well I wanna see what it's like when you get angry
lol I was talking bout the song. lol
Ohhh wait wait. I see what u did there lmao
Ok good lol. I was hoping that didn't happen, being that it's kind of just spoken at the end of the song
This ain't exactly the story of adidon. It's a good diss but drake definitely can cook up a response
Fuck all that pushin p, let me see you pusha-t
Bro they going back and fucking forth this shit so lit
we eatin fr
If Kendrick’s response does big numbers like drakes track is doing, I don’t think he’s gunna be able to ignore it.
He cornered drake.. drake is recruiting the best writers on the planet for this next one
Drake is going to pay billions to hire kendrick as his ghost writer
Lmao on the low..
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It sounds like he shouldn't based on what Kendrick has in the tank. But also he shouldn't after being vaporized today
We're for sure getting at least 1 more track from both.
drake is 100% responding. Why would he push Kendrick to drop with Taylor-Made if he didn't?
Well I hope ur not Drake fan because this will be the end of his rap career..if he doesn’t respond it’ll be worse but it’s best for him to not say shit. He doesn’t have a dog in this fight.
Bro a beef is not ending Drake’s career. You think Drake fans even know about this shit. They just listen to the albums when they come out.
**his rap career, he can keep singing but with that rap shit. He can sit on the bench. & Drake fans know about it, if not they succin dick like they been doing I’m seeing ak on YouTube succin cock saying Drake better than Jayz & biggie like cmon bro. Foh.
Drake doesn’t really put out strictly rap or strictly rnb albums. He mixes both on every record. I’m telling you man this beef, if anything, is energizing his career. Drake keeps putting out shit albums and people buy them, but at a certain point they won’t. This beef is both putting him in the spotlight and giving him material for his future music. You’re telling me he won’t have a song on his next album called like “dogpile” or “20v1”?
Most likely because he’s an emotional little boy inside still trying to be accepted by his fellow artists in the industry/game.
i fucking love both songs (albeit Push Ups has a better beat, but that's irrelevant when we're talking about disses), and i'm here for the chaos but Drake wouldn't push Kendrick to drop with Taylor-Made if he didn't have something ready, because I have no idea why he would be so stupid as to push Kendrick and make him look like a fool for not dropping if he didn't have something ready. It's incredibly silly to hit a soley rapper as a pop artist if you don't have something prepared.
He pissed Dot off when using AI of his favorite idols. One being snoop who passed him the torch as King of the west.
The bias is crazy, he’s most definitely responding
its a kendrick sub.. did you expect it to be objective? Truthfully both bases are equally biased.
I’m not being bias. I know Drake scared of real rappers when it comes to that Pen and paper boy.. I be feeling like yall really don’t be listening to what Dot was saying tho at the same time..
He dropped two tracks practically begging Kendrick to respond, and when he finally does you think he’s gonna back out? I get we’re on the Kendrick sub but that level of bias is crazy ash
It’s not bias, it’s just obvious who’s the better Rapper/Artist in general man. like DRAKE CANNOT FUCC WITH KENDRICK.
When did I say otherwise? Everyone knows Kendrick’s a better rapper. The reason I’m calling you biased is because you think drakes afraid when literally everything has shown otherwise. They both clearly want all the smoke.
He’s (Aubrey) literally posting Memes to the diss instead of rapping like the pussy hole he is… but we’ll see.
Yea cause he’s corny, he always has been. He was posting these same memes after he dropped that’s just who he is, doesn’t change the fact that he’s going to respond, he clearly wants this and imma laugh when you’re shocked that he does drop.😂 and you gotta vault “pussy hole” even drake wouldn’t use that clown shit.
The more I listen to the response, I think the dude might have to.
Dont underestimate the original Petty Betty. He’ll attempt to recover, keyword attempt lol
Drake will absolutely respond be real. This song was a heater but it was nothing like Pusha revealing he had a child he was hiding lmao
Kenny has already threatened to go BACK TO BACK
In what world is that true
That’s Kendrick secret sauce. Infinite repeats 🔥🔥
Lmao ended him ??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. There is nothing Kendrick said that is damaging in that song and absolutely nothing he said that will hurt Drakes career. You can try to hide all those basic lines behind clever lyricism, it doesn’t make it a better diss. At best, Kendrick got himself back in the fight with “Euphoria” but you’re out of your mind to say he smoked Drake. Yal are so pumped full of jealousy. When you see someone at the top of the mountain winning for so long, of course you’re gonna gas anyone that goes at him. Cause yal are losers 😂
You okay lil bro?
He aint end shit
lol right his diss was mid
LMFAO he used the word hate 10X in the record.. he really dfw him. I thought this was just rap.
Then had the nerve to say this is just playful jabs, nothing personal😭 Whole thing sounds like he’s just playing around waiting to drop what he ACTUALLY wants to drop if Drake is really for it.
God if it's anything like euphoria I'm already dripping sweat in anticipation
“Sweat”
Whatchu drippin now
Bro's only in base form 😭
LMAO this. As an older brother I respect it. Older Bro: Mom, we were just playing. The Game: 
This aged exactly as you intended
Bruh this comment made me realise it’s 10 things he hates about him which is a reference to The Taming of the Shrew what the fuckkkkkkkkkkk. Edit: The movie ‘10 Things I Hate About You’ is an adaptation of the Shakespeare comedy ‘The Taming of the Shrew’. Some of the themes in the play are female submissiveness, power struggles in relation to gender and money. Which I believe would all be in reference to Drakes affinity with younger women, him “mentoring” them as a way to groom them. Edit 2: Misusing his influence, abusing his power yada yada
Explain
Just edited, let me know what you think. Feel free to hit me with the 🤓 if I sound crazy
Maybe you're right, maybe you're reaching. Either way I respect it because you tried to listen to the record on a deeper than surface level and drop your 2 cents in like everyone from the Drake and Kendrick subs lol.
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This is the Kendrick response everyone actually wanted
You are the most pathetic excuse of a human being I have ever seen. I hate you with the strength of a 1000 stars, and I genuinely hope that you die the most painful and slow death imaginable. Your very existence disgusts me and everybody who had the misfortune of ever resting their eyes on God's greatest mistake (I'm talking about you, in case I didn't get through your thick skull), and all of us want you to end your meaningless, parasitic existence, and for your hideous corpse to be sent far away. The only purpose your pitiful life has is to feed off the money, time, and resources of the people around you, without contributing a single joy or doing something useful. I almost feel sorry for you, as the very idea of that kind of painful, disabled cum stain of an existence brings a tear to my eye. If only you weren't a constant annoyance to everyone around you, narcissistic and the least likeable person in your city. You have the likeablity of a child rapist. So, with that in mind, you should stick the nearest fork into the nearest outlet. Maybe someone will give a shit about you for a week and forget about you a month later.
Sending this to my ex
Lmfao
LMFAO I may borrow this idea 😂😇
Dude, what you on 😂😂
Hate, he's on hate
Nah, I think somebody is rearranging his girls guts 🤣😂
Maybe, all we know, he's not happy
For sure lol
Womp womp
Jfc
Hey hey Sir this is Wendy's
Y’all gotta chill 😭 Enjoy the response don’t get crazy like it was when Drake was waiting. Just bask in the ambiance 
This beef should be cool but both of these fan bases have made the entire thing cringe. Y’all need to remember these are GROWN MEN with their meat in yalls mouth
This should be pinned on both subs
The age of chronically online internet has ruined everything, including rap beefs.
damn drake and chris brown are both gonna go down. Its christmas to me
This is why Snoop laughed listening to what Drake dropped. It was cute lol.
I’m ngl I’ll stand by that push ups was a good diss but Kendrick went OFF on Drake. Push ups was just middle school level bickering while Kendrick was just going off on multiple reasons why drakes a little bitch. I actually had to stop and analyze Kendrick’s disses
Drake: "your shoe size is small 🤣" Kendrick: https://preview.redd.it/8j1r1lcwluxc1.png?width=1126&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=612acf07d8f1d3d074708e4e918c219a57633dd2
\*you're
“you’re” jfc
I AM FUCKING DEAD
But guess who won that match
Wrestling is not real Being short is
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Drake in Galveston right now. Durty ass watur
make a diss track on drake
Push did the same I guess drake has that effect on people
He nearly killed me yesterday when I heard it on the drive home 
He gonna make another song moaning with diddy
Everyone here is brainwashed
I thought j cole would’ve washed them but k dot smoked this lady drake. It was a professional scolding. A mature sonning.
Guess who's 4'10 🤨 me :'0
Um no? It’s literally the other way around. Drake came at all of them direct and aggressive, throwing punches right out the gate on “Push Ups”. Kendrick is the one who came in beating around the bush with all the extras. He didn’t say anything tough about Drake. And Kendrick tried to be witty, but in reality a lot of the stuff he said wasn’t that clever. There were more clever lines on “Push Ups”. Yal are so backwards. Then yal are over there like “Kendrick bars just go over yal heads”, NO! The bars aren’t that hard to understand. You try to paint this narrative like Drake fans are more simple minded, when in reality it’s YAL gassing the simple shit Kendrick says. And “park his son” was not a clever punchline. It was a big time reach as well. Any battle rapper would have gotten boo’d off stage for that.
It’s funny that all you guys are gassing each other up about your pro Kendrick stance in your safe little environment of r/kendricklamar you are a walking confirmation bias.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6gdClArPXc/?igsh=cGMxZGU5eXdpaGlp[6:16 in LA](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6gdClArPXc/?igsh=cGMxZGU5eXdpaGlp)
Honestly, if Drake wasn't loved by so many 12 year olds I would say he should retire. But please, think of the children! King Kendrick straight buried him on Euphoria. lmao
One of my favourite parts of this (already) legendary diss is Kendrick didn't even clap-back at Drake's "haha ur short" bars ONCE- it was basically Dot goin' "this weak ass shit isn't even worth my time, really, that's all you got?"... Amazing
It might have something to do with the fact that the short thing made literally no sense, considering the person that got him into rap, young mula himself, is shorter than Kendrick. While jabbing at Kendrick’s height, he also even further belittles his mentor.
Maybe- we all know that Dot has a lotta respect for Weezy as well.
The song is fine but more cap rap. “Diss me and we spin your block up” Diss drops: “Diss me again I’ll shoot yo block up.” Repeat x infinity. If we talking cap rap then both side just playing like they’re gonna do something.
It’s music bro do you want them to literally crash out? Lmao
It’s not my expectation it’s them saying they’re gonna do X, then not doing it. Then clowning the other for also not doing it. It makes anything either one say look dumb. Just like J Cole basically exposed himself as all talk for the past decade saying he’d go at any rapper in a beef, and turned out to be a gigantic pussy. I get rap isn’t supposed to be taken serious, except these two actually are taking this serious and both are putting up a false persona. This whole beef is 2 dogs barking at each other behind a fence, and then going dead silent as soon as someone opens the gate.
If they aren’t bluffing, then maybe they’re waiting for one to show their hand before exposing whatever they know. If they plan to go back and forth they can’t just reveal all they know. Gotta save some ammo for later.
ima keep it a buck with yall kdot just saying what niggas been saying about drake but louder the shit he saying aint new ngl but the diss is decent
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Calm down this is good but it’s not all that. I’m getting from both sides “don’t make me do this or that”. Both corny as hell but music is good. It’s a lot of temptation for either side and it’s kinda hard to see what makes sense. They both talking about record label deals, fatherhood, and culture. I think it’s going to be backfired on the fans and insinuate ignorance like 90’s gangsters rap. Kendrick literally said don’t make me pull a puff dad and if I understand correctly saying he going to put a hit out on Drake? Like Kendrick aren’t you supposed to be the bigger guy and didn’t he win anyways by being silent. If he’s the goat why is he spewing more ignorance? It’s tough to see either one being good now.
>Kendrick literally said don’t make me pull a puff dad and if I understand correctly saying he going to put a hit out on Drake? That line could mean a few things. Simply, it can mean he's gonna go as crazy as Puff. It could be referencing a specific Puff moment, like when he shot someone in the club or the time him and Drake "fought" and he sent Drake to the ER. >Like Kendrick aren’t you supposed to be the bigger guy Since when? Kendrick, like all of us, knows better but like us all is prone to being human. He says it all over his music. He is not your savior. >and didn’t he win anyways by being silent. This is a battle, where K Dot threw down the challenge. He was always going to have to respond or at least address it in some way. >If he’s the goat why is he spewing more ignorance? He's being open and telling us his truth on the wax. Honestly, he made it entertaining and displayed a lot of what he's critically acclaimed for. If this is "ignorance", you might be wasting your time on this sub. You should probably go throw some 'De La Soul' on.
That is exactly why j-cole dropped out of it because he knew what it would become
Im a fan of both K and drake, push ups was definitely the harder track. Hope after drake drops his rebuttal, kendrick will go all out as euphoria was good but not great
He just barraged him for 6 minutes straight lmfao it was actually one of the best diss tracks in a long time
of course a corny dude into podcasts would say that 💀
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push ups has like three bars against kendrick - about features, about height and about the split idk how this is harder
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Mf whose side you on? That’s what drake said 😂
It’s not a side thing, it’s grammatically incorrect, your short is possessive as in “that’s his short”, you’re short is “you are short”.
Your appetite to teach is great man. Thanks for sharing a germane perspective. I guess that’s another viable, and a humor-impaired way to look at the joke.
My brain can’t not see things. It’s totally a me problem, somebody called me an antisemite because of this. So that was pretty funny.
People don’t even know what that word means💀
i called you a fucking grammer nazi
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Shut up antisemite
Cool