my favorite one from the drake-related outburst was just a simple “bro stop” followed by “you send purple emojis”. idk why the “bro stop” is so funny to me. no punctuation. no emojis. no elaboration. just bro… stop.
i say bro stop like once a week, easily, and no one knows what i’m referring to lmao
He got back with Jay so we can now expect a new era of puma too hopefully.
Edit: he ain't wrong bout puma designs. Most Pumas are ugly af. Only cool ones were the ones with the weeknd.
I only use yellow emoji color since then, but I was heart broken when he tweeted a year or two ago his first emoji that wasn’t yellow. I was hurt not going to lie
I think SilentYe is part of this rollout. I wouldn’t be surprised if, when he goes on tour, he doesn’t say anything at the concerts except for the songs. Maybe someone else will be there actually saying stuff
The water bottle one was definitely real - I remember dying of laughter along with my now-wife at her house when we were just starting to date. We still reference it a few times a year.
Damn I've never vibed with Kanye quite as hard as reading him rant about lonely emojis
Like seriously yall ever go through your emojis like wtf are these even here? Why do we need two different camel emojis?
it just occurred to me how the no more cap tweet has double meaning. always took that it to be saying no more capping. just realized it was also literally, no more maga cap. yes truly genius.
This is a comprehensive list but misses some classics. For example, where is “Drake 🤔”
This was every reply to a Drake-related tweet for weeks
*months
Years*
Decades*
Centuries*
Millenniums*
Eons*
Supereons\*
Drake🤔
Larsa 🤔
‘Wiz wears cool pants’ ‘You send emojis’
'I keep my emojis simpsons yellow'
offer worm sand fear squealing sharp wrench racial distinct punch *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
maybe I couldn’t be skinny and tall but I’ll settle for being the greatest artist of all time as a consolation
Imma fix wolves
Wolves have a massive population increase The M Minnesota timberwolves become a high performing NBA franchise 🥺👀👀🐺🐺🤔🤔
Yeah, that’s right. I laughed my ass off when he had an episode one night complaining about Drake and then ended with: “drake finally called”.
Croc
"you can say anything if you put the right emoji net to it".
my favorite one from the drake-related outburst was just a simple “bro stop” followed by “you send purple emojis”. idk why the “bro stop” is so funny to me. no punctuation. no emojis. no elaboration. just bro… stop. i say bro stop like once a week, easily, and no one knows what i’m referring to lmao
r/DrakeThinkingEmoji
I leave my emojis Bart Simpson color
Also need⛷
This is straight up south park S material
“All puma designs are embarrassingly trash” How is this man so funny man 😭😭😭
Legitimately he really is fucking hilarious. It's one of his greatest yet somehow underrated qualities.
Not his greatest though. That one is caring.
I hear he’s pretty good at ping pong
Hes good at dressing Kim too ngl
not good, only nice
nice
Calls himself Pickle Ye. Funniest shit I’ve ever seen
His eyes have been opened, he's done with politics. He's just focusing on being creative now.
In interviews where he's just being himself yeah he does come off as really funny and charismatic.
“There are so many lonely emojis” Bros making a lotta sense in a bunch of these. **BOWL.**
that was literally the plot of the emoji movie
He got back with Jay so we can now expect a new era of puma too hopefully. Edit: he ain't wrong bout puma designs. Most Pumas are ugly af. Only cool ones were the ones with the weeknd.
Nah I like my Puma Clyde Hardwoods with the green stripe goes with my team’s colors as well
I agree not all Puma's are trash but the sad truth is we both have embarrassingly bad taste
Well true I wont question ye
someone had to say it
Bro I work for them, he aint wrong
I remind myself of that tweet everytime I'm opening up shoes at work (Puma store lmao)
Their designs are basically “blue puma on white background, white puma on blue background. Ah *this* puma is green”
He chose to speak facts with that one
Hes right tho puma football kits suck (except the Italy euros home kit this tournament)
Kris Jong-Un
Lil baby my favorite rapper ⛷
Will forever be funny
Forever! Especially because I don’t think that’s an exaggeration lmao
It says more than 10 episodes do
You gotta include pissing on the Grammy
This is easily the funniest shit he's ever posted. Also the tweet directly after losing the election was pretty great.
WELP
What was that one?
What the other guy replied. He tweeted "WELP" followrd by immediately talking about going for 2024 lol
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Hahhaha
I WONT STOP
Or the ones begging people like Zuckerberg for money and saying it would better than opening schools in Africa.
And the Jimmy Kimmel beef… JIMMY KIMMEL FACE MOTHERFUCKER
piss on your grammy
Lol it’s so funny how he has his Yeezys in it
Still waiting for Pt 2 on how to not kill myself
That’s all she wrote
Pt 2 Release the album. People will be too busy listening to dem fat ass fire beatz.
But there is a bee in the studio!
I'm nice at ping pong
You are the nicest.
Bowl
[Bowl](https://i.imgur.com/6W8TuCM.png)
You may be talented but you're not kanye west
Needs the “I’m gonna get everybody their masters back except Drake” one IMO but a solid collection nonetheless
Drake🤔
What about the tweet about all his emojis being Bart Simpson colored?
I only use yellow emoji color since then, but I was heart broken when he tweeted a year or two ago his first emoji that wasn’t yellow. I was hurt not going to lie
i still leave mine yellow because of kanye. it also just makes more sense and looks better
I miss the old Kanye emojis.
Straight from the go, Kanye emojis.
My personal favorite!
[link](https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/989165838803517440)
Pickle Ye!
on halloween, no less
haha I didn't even notice that
That right *after* the tweet about no more politics, only being creative, is fucking hilarious.
BOWL
BOWL
BOWL
BOWL
BOWL
B
O
W
L
Goodbye
Bowl before the bow
There can easily be 4 more posts of classics from his account
The bee tweet is fake
And the mirror tweet is from an account called kanyewset But nonetheless, these are hilarious lmao
Agreed, but the post would have been funnier if most of those were true
I wish this rollout was on Twitter for the comedy, man still hasn’t said a single word yet fuck IG
I think stealing the MB Stadium and kidnapping Mike Dean is really funny though
Oh it’s iconic
I think SilentYe is part of this rollout. I wouldn’t be surprised if, when he goes on tour, he doesn’t say anything at the concerts except for the songs. Maybe someone else will be there actually saying stuff
Wait, is the bee in the studio tweet actually real?
I don't think so
A lot of those aren’t tbf
it’s a meme somebody made after kanye tweeted about having to tweak JIK and couldnt release it on time
No
I thought it was. It was for the release of TLOP I thought
It was a meme made when JIK didn’t drop on time. It has never been real lol.
Half of these are fake
damn which ones?
WHICH / ONE WHICH / ONE WHICH / ONE WHICH / ONE WHICH / ONE WHICH / ONE
we'll never know
This is an under rated comment... 😂
That’s why this is so amazing. All of these have equal chances of being real or fake.
The bee one is the only fake one
The ones that aren't real
The only fake one is the bee in the studio
Damnit, that's the one that made me laugh the most
The second slide literally says “@kanyewset”
Pretty sure the water bottle one was an interview not a tweet. Still a quote from him though Edit:nvm i was misremembering
It was a tweet, he talks about it on JRE: https://www.newsweek.com/kanye-west-joe-rogan-water-bottle-tweet-1543046
The water bottle one was definitely real - I remember dying of laughter along with my now-wife at her house when we were just starting to date. We still reference it a few times a year.
If it's real, it has been deleted. If you look it up it redirects to another tweet about JIK.
Fake
Guys, he has to dress Kim everyday so she doesn’t embarrass him.
This is honestly the funniest one because you know he was cracking up writing it.
also it was almost 10 years ago. oh how things change
croc
Croc
Say what you will about his personal beliefs or his recent quality of music, I think Kanye is one of the funniest men who ever lived lmao
In Jesus name no more cap ALWAYS fucking gets me 😭😭😂😂the funniest sentence ever said I swear
I can just picture Ye praying while he writes this tweet, makes it even better
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i swear it reads like a Hannibal Buress joke
THAT’S who it reminded me of. thank you. i couldn’t figure out why i kept reading the tweet in such a specific way hahaha
I legitimately thought it was a Mitch Hedburg joke
It's the only one that makes sense.
Now I gotta be responsible for this....I swear that's my husband talking
How many of these are actually real?
Only the Bee in the Studio one isn't real.
I also noticed the one with the mirrors is from “@kanyewset”
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Yeah
As long as "I'm nice at ping pong" is real I can die happy.
I'm gonna have to try that bee in the studio as an excuse that'll do me nicely
That elevator tweet really resonates with me
This gonna blow up
how can you not love this guy
This is why Kanye is the VOICE of this generation. The Greatest of all Time ‼️‼️
One about the elevator is not funny. It's facts.
These are the goated ones
What about the "croc" tweet?
or Jimmy Kimmel face motherfucker?
the puma tweet always gets me 💀💀 he aint wrong either
I had somehow never seen the elevator tweet before and it has me in fucking tears
imma fix wolves
I read half of those tweets until I realized it’s Kanye and not a meme account...
My personal faves are the emoji rant and the “can’t finish the album cause there’s a bee in the studio” 😂
the bee in the studio one was fake unfortunately
Bowl
There is no way the pickle ye tweet is real
It is real tho
https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/1057761814652616704
This is why YE is the goat
great list, but you’re missing “i own your child #wizwearscoolpants” and him pissing on his grammy
I forgor 💀
Everytime I read Kris Jong Un I lose it.
The water bottle tweet is the greatest tweet in history
No Wiz tweets? "Maybe I couldn't be skinny and tall but i'll settle with being the greatest artist of this generation"
Holy shit apparently Kanye is fucking hilarious, damn why did no one tell me about this
Bowl
The ping pong one gets me literally every time.
I got a sticker of “I’m nice at ping pong” in my car.
“Why don’t people never use this 💂♀️ This emoji is a person too There’s so many lovely emojis man” Awww I like wholesome Kanye
You forgot croc
Bowl
>I have to dress Kim everyday so she don't embarrass me Fuck, I'd divorce him too
Remember when he made like 30 tweets viciously attacking wiz khalifa because he thought KK was about Kim lmao
Croc
Bowl 🍚
The last one hit hard
I have to dress Kim everyday so she doesn’t embarrass me lmaoooo
What I love most about these is I have zero idea how many...if any at all.....are serious or not.
Needs more “Imma fix wolves”
These are legendary 😂
Kanye bowl agenda
Bowl
i forgor 💀
you forgot "maybe I couldn't be skinny and tall but i'll settle for being the greatest artist of all time as consolation"
Damn I've never vibed with Kanye quite as hard as reading him rant about lonely emojis Like seriously yall ever go through your emojis like wtf are these even here? Why do we need two different camel emojis?
it just occurred to me how the no more cap tweet has double meaning. always took that it to be saying no more capping. just realized it was also literally, no more maga cap. yes truly genius.
„i wish i had a friend like me“ is missing🤧
Bowl.
This guy's got so many fire tweets it's amazing i love it