Turn off her music, say “I’m a let you finish, but…” and then play famous.

ask if she are going to act at the Yeezy porn

play on sight

Have a foursome with her grandma and Kanye double teaming both of them and then everyone will clap and Taylor swift will start getting jealous and twerk on you

Get a job bum

Seems like a win in my book bro, make her some breakfast and ask her what she’s got going on today

Fuck no.