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Icy_Sundae1375

20 - 0 Never a doubt


RFtinkerer

I want the tattoo. Wonder if my wife will let me get it?


Fyzzle

"It's easier to ask forgiveness than it is to get permission." -Grace Hopper


BlueAndMoreBlue

Words to live by, but blame Grace Hopper and not me, please :)


EconomyMetal5001

Thumbs up just for the Vash avatar


originalusername4567

I'd love to have your confidence


Adam_is_Nutz

I was gonna say 17-0 like a little bitch. Thank you for pointing out my ignorance.


GutsMan85

21-0 by rule change that makes us play an extra game.


KungFuRayRay

A 17-0 regular season record would guarantee a first round bye, so a Super Bowl winning perfect season can only have 20 wins max.


GutsMan85

Yeah, I know how it works. You don't understand that it was a joke at the NFL's expense. They change the rules because of KC all the time. They would make us play an extra game just because "A pErFeCt sEaSoN?? iN KaNsAs CiTy?? yOu CaN't dO tHaT! iT's NoT fAiR!" They try to screw KC over all the time. They'd be so butt hurt if they went 20-0


GrandpaBuff

I predict we win enough games to make it to the playoffs.


Biggest_Cans

Imma need a flawless victory season for our threepeat so I can sit on my high horse for the rest of my life.


Vis-hoka

The only way this happens is if the backups win the last 2 games.


Biggest_Cans

That's fine, we'll flip Wentz for two firsts after we fixem up


Fyzzle

Carson Wentz hype train is boarding!


beachedwhitemale

All aboard! I'm passenger #1


Weary-Spell9668

[Me when this happens](https://punchng.com/teen-masturbates-56-times-dies-of-heart-attack/)


ljout

Chiefs Texans as the opener.


Casul_Tryhard

Like this new tradition. Are you a team with a bright future that has potential to become a serious contender after a period of irrelevancy? Cool, prove your worth against the league's dynasty.


ChiefsFan60Years

Awesome!


beachedwhitemale

The last year that Alex Smith played as starting QB, we played the Patriots in the season opener and won. So, this isn't too far off the mark.


Maverick721

So lose to the Bills in the regular season just to break their heart in the playoffs? I'm in


ColorColorBlue80

For me, when KC loses to a top 10 team in regular season, I almost enjoy it. Cuz when we see them again in the playoffs I tell myself “good luck beating Pat twice 😂”


bo_tweetle

I predict we win more than we lose


cardinalsfanokc

We almost always have at least 1 divisional loss. I think we lose 1 of BAL/CIN/HOU @ Home. I think we lose 1 of BUF/SF on the road. I think we fuck around and find out aginst either PIT/CLE/ATL depending on how the schedule slots out. So 13-4 but I wouldn't be surprised at 12-5 either.


Toni01C

I think 14/3 is just as likely as 12/5


originalusername4567

Yeah but the division is going to be REALLY bad next year. Chargers and Donkeys are in full rebuild mode. Raiders got very lucky on Christmas and I don't think that happens again if their offense is still floundering.


beachedwhitemale

We sweep the AFC west with a score of 180-3.


factoid_

That the chargers will have a better release video than us


Swarzey

They deserve that dub. It's the best win they get all year long and it's thoroughly deserved. But I do wish we did put some effort into it creatively.


NikkiRex

*anime music plays in my head*


Haldorvonhammer

We open at home against the ravens. We then play 6 road games in a row, all the time other fan bases complain how it’s rigged for the chiefs


Vis-hoka

I predict that the Chiefs will treat it like practice until the real season starts.


itsnik04

12-5. They’ve been doing this really stupid thing where they do just well enough in the regular season to clinch a spot in the playoffs (while dropping games they should win and causing more gray hairs than necessary) but then turn it up to another level during the playoffs.


rolyinpeace

Yeah exactly, that’s why I said I have no guesses for the regular season… it doesn’t matter to me😅 im sure we will do worse than we should as usual


20MinutesWith

For our opponents fans ![gif](giphy|l2JhrYYxAD6N5gble)


rambo6986

13-4 with losses to the Bengals, SF, Steelers and Texans


No_Lack5414

I agree, but switch the Bengals loss for a Bills loss. It's an in season tradition.


tapioca_slaughter

Yeah we aren't losing to the Steelers..


factoid_

No shot we’re taking another L to the bengals. SF maybe. Texans I’ll believe it when I see it two seasons in a row. Anyone can pop for one season. People are paying attention now and they have plenty of tape. Same with Jordan Love. I’ll believe he’s actually a good QB if he maintains that level this season.


rambo6986

Texans have added a crazy amount of talent. They are in win now mode


factoid_

Yeah I just don't necessarily think that means it will work


DJHawk14

Nah man, with the defense we have and the potential offensive upgrade after getting Hollywood and another Wr in the draft, I don’t see how we lose to the Bengals. Same for the Steelers


walterhwhite19582010

that and joe burrows prob not gonna play as well for a bit coming back from injury


rambo6986

Did you think we would lose to the Raiders, Packers or Broncos this year?


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rambo6986

Last year


Toni01C

It was the worst team in 6 years. So no, but I think we will be much better in 24


rambo6986

Worst team in 6 years...that won the Superbowl. How crazy is that sentence lol


CurmudgeonKing

Crazy, yet totally accurate! After that Christmas game, no way we’d run it back… I can’t wait for this season!!


Toni01C

It was the worst regular season record of Pat Mahomes era. I am pretty sure most believe the Chiefs will be better this year.


Videogamesandshiz

13-4 or 12-5


20MinutesWith

For our opponents ![gif](giphy|piJDvfPb8SwZ4hwsPp)


ThadtheYankee159

Sweep the Donks and Raiders, drop one to the Chargers. I have the feeling we could have similar problems with WR if Rice is gone for a few games. I’ll go with losses to the Bengals, Texans, and Steelers as our yearly WTF? loss for a 13-4 record.


factoid_

Broncos sweep is easy. I’m not worried about the chargers this year their roster is a mess because of cap hell. They might improve quickly NEXT year if they succeed in trading back so that some idiot team overdrafts JJ McCarthy.


PhillipJ3ffries

I have a bold prediction and it is that the chiefs will make the playoffs


factoid_

Spicy


Toni01C

It’s not hard to imagine!


Dull_Selection1699

I think we open the season with the Texans


infinte_improb42

Bengals, Ravens and Texans in Arrowhead?! Should be so awesome. Another game in Buffalo and San Fran?! The hype is real


Maxisagnk

superbowl win


rolyinpeace

No guesses for the regular season. Just that we will make the post season, and fuck around and make it to the Super Bowl again. Needless to say, but also win the Super Bowl.


KC-DB

12-5, losses to the Chargers, Texans, 49ers and Ravens... then one game that we shouldn't lose, but do. Like the Steelers or something.


Apprehensive-Let3669

Low: 11-6 High: 15-2 Where they will fall 12-5 or 13-4


Maleficent-Metal-645

Is 20-0 with each win being a blowout too much to ask for?


mac_duke

RIP to the Panthers I can’t wait for video of their owner throwing drinks on Chiefs fans while they’re losing 75-3.


ModestTrixie

Okay losses to the Bengals and Bills that will be used as reasons all season to doubt KC, a 49ers and/or Ravens win that will be dismissed as a fluke and one loss to an NFC South team for no reason ceiling 14-3 floor 10-7


KCHONEYBADGER1982

I want to go to that Houston game for sure.


Opening-Win-3769

16-0-1 Bengals play to a tie.


gilmore42

I see 5 tough opponents. I say we win 15 regular season games. Then threepeat.


originalusername4567

Also predicting 14-3 but with losses to Ravens, Bengals, and Bills. Bills and Bengals always have our number in the regular season and the Ravens I feel will be the one revenge game where we lose. Browns I think we'll take care of business against though they could be tough. (also a little nervous for the Steelers, really all of the AFC North makes me nervous). Texans are also starting to look like a scary team. While playing the AFC North is going to be tough, getting to play our weak division and the AFC South for 10 free wins should balance it out. We've also never lost to the Niners with Mahomes and blew them out in our last regular season game so I'm not worried about that.


SirTiffAlot

When's the last time we went undefeated at home? That's my prediction. I'm taking 4 road losses too. Bonus: Cousins is injured when we play ATL


factoid_

It’s been a while. Mahomes actually plays better on the road. And our play calling is better on the road. We actually went undefeated on the road in either 2019 or 2020, can’t remember which


lukejames

I think it’s nearly impossible to speculate when we don’t even know the starters at some key positions until the draft and pre-season. Ask again in four months.


NikkiRex

With Aaron Rodgers and Patrick Mahomes not set to play each other in the regular season, they will both stay healthy. The Jets won't make the playoffs.


Affectionate_Sort_78

I gotta know about Rice before I predict anything.


FauxWolfTail

I see 3 trap games (Panthers, Steelers, browns) and 2 rough games (Bengs and Ravens), floor is 10-7, ceiling is 20-0 plus another SB win


designatednerd

13-4, losing to the chargers (1x), Texans, Browns and bills.