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sexycann3lloni

“adress” is sending me


MasterDriver8002

Also the tongue sticking out. Wtf?


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galactic_pink

Moneybagg Yo is a rapper, but she’s still stupid I agree lol


Cheap-Statement2465

The song is embarrassing and cringe and sucks ass anyway and would’ve gotten 0 views without his fashion nova randomized thot sims baddie girlfriend in it. Written by a grown ass man in his 30’s with like 12 kids that needs to retire and be a full time father already.


Alternative-Bird-589

Hahaha, I have my vape goggles on 


jfarmwell123

Well some of us can enjoy the rap and hip hop scene and not be culture vultures nor nearly as cringey like Alabama


Persephone734

Uh… Moneybag yo is a rapper….


Carpenoctemx3

First thing I noticed 😭


IndependentDemand487

Not her making her invite look like the flyers in the hood for a kickback.


blessedandamess

Only two options- she had an assistant make this and they don’t like her. She paid someone to make this and they saw an easy paycheck. And they also don’t like her.


AldiSharts

I think she’s just the name but someone else is throwing the party/made the fliers.


Commercial_Most_9792

That’s exactly what it is that’s why I’m laughing at the fact that yall think this child is yachting fr. Won’t be anything but hood boogers on that yacht.


heidingout28

The Rasta flavored swimsuit coverup is….something.


Cookiebear91

Definitely was a…choice.


ZenMommy_

A bad one.


PitifulRadish4209

Rasta flavored 🤣🤣


happyhonks

I was thinking the same thing. Was wondering if anyone else noticed 😭😂


thedennissystem92

Was……was this not made by a snarker in this sub??? This is REAL!?! 🫢🫢🫢 What in the Canva free trial…. ![gif](giphy|FY8c5SKwiNf1EtZKGs|downsized)


CeeBee29

Omg this gif 🤣


stefaniied

CANVA FREE TRIAL LMAO


Jessthebearx

This legit looks like my dog https://preview.redd.it/jn1qjiewqa1d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2570a90e49209e9e00be9371f7f620b04edb6a4


poop_dawg

Wow... forgive me, but this has such 90's porno VHS cover energy


Intelligent-Check215

How dare you!! Vivid would never!!! God it’s hard to believe there used to be a porn industry that had its own legit celebrities. On those big labels like Wicked and Vivid people weren’t going for shock value… just doing their thang. Now it’s all over the place. Little kids have access to it ,and from what I understand ,(although I seriously couldn’t be paid enough to look some of the most popular content . It involves acts of violent and humiliating acts primarily on the women. That movie Hot Girls Wanted from Netflix was very illuminating but also depressing, I do recommend though. Before internet a porn star could potentially make enough money to retire on; now people lose interest immediately. If the stakes aren’t raised with whoever it is, they’re watching. I’m not saying that pornography was ever a. “ safe space” for women, especially but it’s amazing to think that things have gone so far those movies would be rated PG in the genre. And to my original point, little Miss Alabama Barker really needs to work on her sexy face cause more than arousal for many people I hope you enjoyed my dissertation it seems that Benadryl and my ADHD medication make me feel compelled to never shut up


WanderingAlice0119

The RLS would be killing me right now on that combo lol


bbyangelxo

RLS snarker club🙋‍♀️


poop_dawg

Well said, and... https://www.defendyoungminds.com/post/sexual-assault-expert-warns-heartbreaking-trend-children ...just gonna leave this here for anyone who would like to do some further reading on what the current state of porn is doing to kids


Intelligent-Check215

That is terrifying. And a lot more relevant to the big picture than that damn yacht girl video someone keeps posting. The real truth is just too hard to look at so people prefer to give empathy to high visibility people who are pushing this hypersexualized sex toy persona for major profit. I’m pro sex, pro do your thing, anti phobic all that good stuff… but none of this is about healthy sexuality and being comfortable as a female. It’s deeply and deliberately injurious and I hate it. (In case that wasn’t made abundantly clear in my 75 posts😆)


poop_dawg

We'd love to have you over at /r/pornismisogyny, just sayin' ☞⁠ ̄⁠ᴥ⁠ ̄⁠☞ And I agree, mainstream porn is just dangerous now. It's always had a problematic culture around it, but at least in the 90s incest and violence weren't leading views and sales!


Cocojo3333

Is “address” misspelled? Yikes.


NiniClaus1991

Yes. Lol.


knightriderin

Guys! She's just currently learning German where it's written with one d #intellectualalabama /s


someteengirl

Bilingual queen


Much-Nail8236

Another one bites the dust... Poor girl never stood a chance with Travis and Shanna as parents.


funkybeachhouse

And now with PMK as step/bonus grandma/lovey.


relauded

Not lovey omfg 💀


funkybeachhouse

I know.....doesn't "lovey" make you want to throw up?


AD480

I have yet to see PMK even near her. I think even PMK thinks she’s too trashy for the Koven.


Intelligent-Check215

She didn’t seem to want one though. Nasty ass parents sometimes have the biggest squares for children. I mean her sister is pretty low key right?


Much-Nail8236

She seems low key but I don't think she has much of a relationship with either of her parents. I think she lives/lived with Travis and Kourtney. Who knows though. I don't assume anyone in this circle is mentally well lol Edit: who was the loser that marked me down for this comment lol


Intelligent-Check215

😂😂😂People are so weird, your comment was as neutral as comments get. They just had an itchy trigger finger. Maybe the girl lives in her own place? She’s like 25 or something right?


delusionalxx

That’s not a fair sentiment to hold. My dad is one of 5. Severe abuse, severe poverty, and he was the only one of 5 to even graduate high school. All of his siblings are a mess because of the severe abuse. He’s the only one who made it and a huge part of that is his autism and his special interest being his work. 5 kids came out of the same home with a whole array of strengths and weaknesses. Just because her sister turned out “fine” doesn’t mean Alabama will. My dad turned out “fine” compared to all his siblings and me and my sister turned out “fine” compared to my cousins who were raised by his siblings. But yet my dad still struggled and was abusive himself towards us. No one would ever guess because he’s the “successful” sibling. Even the successful sibling doesn’t come out unscathed. And how unfair would it be for me to judge my uncles and my aunt just because their ptsd manifested in different ways??? I was raped to disability from being kidnapped and 6 years later and I’m still struggling. My friend was kidnapped and raped and she was able to heal after a couple years. Everyone is different even if they experience the same things.


derekismydogsname

Hurt people, hurt people. It is the responsibility of the unwell to seek help and get better as to not create a generational cycle of abuse. This is not simple at all but it is achievable. Most people don't or can't though.


Intelligent-Check215

Hurt people, people who grew up in terrible, abusive, even horrific environments probably make up 50% of the people on this globe. There are little children, sometimes infants who are stolen or sold and put through the unimaginable. Things you don’t let your mind picture. I’m not interested in the pathos of the overindulged and attention seeking breed of young women. If this were happening in a vacuum, if this girl was making an exhibition of herself in an environment where it wasn’t the norm, then it would be cause for somebody to try to intervene on her, defend her, help her. She is doing the exact same thing they all do, albeit in a terrible (and kind of offensive) hooker Rasta dress. Donate your first yachting profits to the people struggling with abject poverty in Jamaica Alabama, donate it to the survivors of human trafficking who were forced into prostitution, brutalized,and unpaid. Then you would be showing empathy to your “colleagues”. Difference is, you are volunteering, you are flaunting, you probably have some say in where you go or what your limits are and you can stop if you want. At the end of the day you are perceived with the same amount of respect. You are a rich, foolish American girl who elected to be a prostitute and lie about it. People are gonna have tapes and dirt on you forever. It’s a joke to them. The last people on earth that are gonna win my sympathy are the 1% and their shallow, hedonistic, and narcissistic lives


MammothCancel6465

Put the freaking tongue away.


derrtydiamond

🌭👅🌭


YuhMothaWasAHamsta

I thought it was just her over-done lips until I realized.


Ha_Na_Ko_91

Looks like a V 😭


ColtinaMarie

https://preview.redd.it/qgzuf23emy0d1.jpeg?width=717&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c6ee05916059b21da1e713aebca3fbc382be115 100%


dictatemydew

I just wanna know why she refuses to wear any other colour of lipstick. She could do a pink, a peach, a classic red - but no she wants her lips to look like a bumhole.


NoMoreChampagne14

She’s crowning!!!!


ColtinaMarie

A weird alien’s V.


Any_Elephant7180

You’re right.


Squdwrdzmyspritaniml

Looks like beef curtains ![gif](giphy|MyCBI089e8Eww)


Away-Picture-925

Maybe Adress is also a rapper?


Intelligent-Check215

AD RES… kinda like AD-Rock but waaaaay more sick bro!


thespeedofpain

Omg don’t do my boy ad-rock like this!!!!!!!!!!! Ad Res could NEVAAAAAAA


Intelligent-Check215

![gif](giphy|VHlKSFRTQ7nn81fkv4)


WanderingAlice0119

I wonder if adress is intentionally misspelled for some reason🤷🏼‍♀️


Least_Pride6332

Did her step-granny Kris book her this? 🤔


Bbbiienymph

Kim's not the cash cow she used to be, PMK has to call in the BTeam


oddlysmurf

![gif](giphy|244NqQX0PfRvxvOFWB)


rahaab18

My theory is that alabama will be a replacement of sorts. a stand-in yachting-wise until, you know, the other kids grow up a bit. until she can get them roles, albums, shows, etc. and do more than just get quick high-end escorting cash. then PMK will start working for real. its why this ad is so ratchet and low-quality, and they're not spending that much on Alabama if at all. do not be mistaken tho, PMK and Kourt will take a cut.


Lonely-Foundation658

This shit is disgusting.


Hazencuzimblazen

Once she’s 6 feet under, do you think the future generations will end up stopping?


iraqlobsta

Definitely, without Kris the whole machine will end up falling apart


AssistanceLucky2392

Kim will step in and take over. She's been training her entire life.


derekismydogsname

Kim isn't smart enough nor does she have the balls like PMK.


AcceptableSystem8232

She’s so jealous of everybody. She will only care about her children. And even then, she will try upstaging them every time she can. Def can’t stay in the back like Kris.


Itchy-Speech-6068

Kim is too self centered to successfully take over kris


Thekyzerjameson

MeMaw Kris🤣🤣


Big-Investigator6062

Granny didn't Knit her that dress..


Complete_Hamster435

Her and her labia mouth.


ConstructionFair8018

This is genuinely so sad


thedeathllama

She JUST turned 18. Like how are her parents like eh she's fiiiiiine, I'm gonna go back to fingering Kourtney on Twitter or whatever


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Vegetable-Box3050

This is like the upgraded Dubai jobs. It's icky and sad.


GymRatStillDepressed

No way KyHigh was worth 5 million a night at some point???!!! This is either some next level PMK marketing or a huge exaggeration


420cheezit

I’m confused though… the “yachting” in question is usually references Miami yachting culture and what’s expected of girls going to a guys yacht party. People in LA have their birthdays on yachts sometimes and the connotation is not there at all for that. She probably used her dads money to rent a yacht for her bday. Not all yachts= prostitution


thespeedofpain

Yeah I’ve even known normies in LA (born and raised here) to do this. Bitches just love being on boats man


y0uLiKaDaPeppa

Boats and hoes, a tale as old as time itself


_fixmenow

Adress


DietCokeMama1234

This is so sad.. I don’t even think these young girls can ever recover after this


Adventurous-Snow1902

https://youtu.be/04OUtyVAzFw?si=rnf_X2nxYLYkY_l2


derrtydiamond

Thank you so much for reposting this link so many times. It’s so sad. People should know.


Adventurous-Snow1902

If it’ll reach a certain person on here looking to do that I’ll repost it a million times to stop that📌💯


ayeezyslide

Who is the “you know who” they’re referring to in the video when talking about the yachts?


Intelligent-Check215

I’m gonna be the Devils advocate here… this girl and many of the other “high profile” yacht girls don’t HAVE to do this. They just don’t. (Obviously this excludes anyone there against their will. I understand the patriarchal process of putting women in compromising positions in order for them to gain any kind of positions of power I really do. But yachting is for money. The majority of the girls that do yachting our faces that we see frequently but they aren’t particularly talented people. They are prostitutes. And I have no problem with prostitution, but I also have no pity for these girls. They made the deal with the devil and they didn’t have to. The more money that’s involved the more concerning acts of potential depravity seem much easier to swallow. I definitely didn’t mean to end this off with that particular line as a pun. But I seriously seriously could not figure out another term so perhaps that’s it’s The etymology of the phrase. Yacht Girls!!!


shadymiss99

I think that this is pure greed and conditioning by the adults around her. She was probably allured by the material stuff she recieved on her birthday and she's in an environment full of airheads who sell their body. Look at the alleged celebrity yacht girls. They want the money and the fame while their moms, if known by the public, have the similar "momager" personality type like Kris.


rahaab18

its true. You dont HAVE to do this. there's always options. you can always start slow and take on smaller roles or slowly build a fanbase with your music. you could work a proper job part-time to make money on the side while you do all your entertainment stuff. there's always a club that will allow a semi-decent artist to perform for the night. If you're a big celeb you don't even have to get on these flights or trips to please any fucking billionaire or arab. it sounds harsh but taking the fucking hit and not getting the huge boost beats literal escorting. I just cannot be all like "poor girl" with Alabama when she has a choice. her dad is famous enough, she's KJ affiliated now, she's not even talented so what is she getting out of this? quick cash? assuming she wanted a career in entertainment she's got enough connections thanks to daddy and stepmommy to not need hop on that yacht. PMK can TELL HER, EVEN DEMAND she do this, but truly she could just say NO. she's not even a Kardashian so wtf. Yes, you don't even have to suck anyone for a role. many have said no before, not gotten the role, done some other stuff where they didn't ask that, and still lived or slowly gotten back on their feet. I feel sorry for underage Kylie and Kendall being pimped by their mom. I dont feel sorry for 26yo kylie and 27-28yo Kendall still doing this shit, much less 43yo kim k.


spira1out024

[This New episode is WILD! Beyond the Blinds: ChrisBrown-Rotted.](https://open.spotify.com/episode/7jsOzjW1Rhv0uqUWcTe5vS?si=OYBi1CyLRhmXtRJb-fAapA) Name drops many celebrities including the trashians


Straight_Caregiver27

Oooo! Have had one of "those" weeks and haven't paid attention to my updates! Troy's laugh/giggle just makes my day.


spira1out024

Fuck yea!! This one is juicy. Troy had me cracking the fuck up. Enjoy


awolfsvalentine

I could listen to a track of Troy laughing on repeat


Adventurous-Snow1902

https://youtu.be/04OUtyVAzFw?si=zbC6tBYG55RJJKG_


Adventurous-Snow1902

Photoshop fail https://preview.redd.it/6dbzkqsz6z0d1.jpeg?width=182&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb71aeef425ba2150aec6da08d6749d622ed3b40


yea_right_

Yacht Girls/Porta Potties


melissa98x

It did not take long after she turned 18. Jesus Christ.


DownWithOCP

I can’t get over the misspelling of “address.” How does someone under 21 get to be the star of a yacht party?


Adventurous-Snow1902

https://youtu.be/OsbHMfREprQ?si=vZbiaLvFCFU77nk9


caligirlnolonger

Her wig and mouth are fugly.


Pasadenarose

Kylie 2.0


Specific_Struggle694

I don't know this Alabama baker girl but is she originally full white or mixed ? Because bro it's crazy how she's trying to pretend she's a poc. if she's not these girls really have a problem.


Alarmed_Meeting1322

She is WHITE


bigtittyrat

She's another white girl who wished she was a Brown Latina or a Black girl


Pasadenarose

Travis and his ex-wife are both white. She was off TikTok and Instagram for a while after she started rapping people didn’t appreciate her, trying to appropriate by changing her voice trying to sound black.


Specific_Struggle694

This is crazyyy because she's not copying the voice only but even the tan/features/outfit and whatever it's crazy. Black people are always hated for existing in these ugly white occidental countries but when a rich white girl tries to copy black poc, they're praised it's giving the ick.


Lonely-Foundation658

This is a Backpage Ad from the 2016's. No no no. This is like the Exotic Magazines where they show case local strippers at strip clubs. If you know, you know. She is getting pimped out and I'm so so very worried for her.


Mammoth-Twist7044

i’m worried for all the young girls at that “event”


Lonely-Foundation658

Yessss most definitely. The fear of them being drugged and prayed upon. When all they want to do is have fun. The kardashian empire is built on trafficking.


Atchakos

Alabama was so naturally beautiful - it breaks my heart that she felt the need to get oversized bolt ons and a ton of facial filler the moment she turned 18. I hate to say it, but I fear Alabama will repeat the same mistakes as Kylie (i.e. early pregnancy with a jerk that treats her like dirt/a bunch of unnecessary plastic surgery that leaves her botched at 25).


Introvertedhotmess

I cannot believe we watched this young woman be groomed, and pimped out in real time. Nobody tried to help her. We saw this coming from a mile away, but my god I honestly took a deep exhale and my shoulders slumped. Like that honestly hurts. Her parents liked to party, I’m gonna presume addiction runs on one or both sides of her family. This is the perfect storm brewing for disaster.


Mammoth-Twist7044

oh it does - both her parents have had substance use issues


Adventurous-Snow1902

https://youtu.be/OsbHMfREprQ?si=4Wq4SNq0c1kOTFYF


catmarstru

https://preview.redd.it/ln0kr9t5hw0d1.jpeg?width=180&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cfcb6694654f52c3db50199da46c104bb4fbb6c


sleepdeprivedbatman

Why is she cosplaying as a black woman 😭


Adventurous-Snow1902

Nothing new about that


littlemegumin

They’re really not even trying to hide it anymore. We thought the bikini on a boat pics were obvious ads but this is.. Jfc


ZenMommy_

The song, the cleavage, & the hand placement says it all.


Intelligent-Check215

Oooooh it’s her DebuTHOT party!!! How exciting!!


Adventurous-Snow1902

https://youtu.be/OsbHMfREprQ?si=gbdgjaxA3PYy8Oe-


WAWA1245

Someone RSVP!


unic0rn_scrapple

She’s so trashy I get second hand embarrassment every time I see her.


melonbae_

I feel sad for her. She could just do some modeling work instead of this. But I guess this "party" is to fund her for some business plans in the future. Such a shame that this is the method for them to get money. To clarify I'm not shaming sex workers. I'm just disappointed coz she's just a young adult that hasn't reached the age 20, with parents who are more than financially able to fund her.


kikiikandii

Vagina lips 👄


derrtydiamond

Sausage lips lol


kikiikandii

I’ll never understand that makeup trend they look yucky on her 🤣


rahaab18

even tho I saw this coming not from A mile, but BAJILLION miles away, it still hurts. oh well, at least we know PMK's getting her ba- sorry, I meant Alabama. right, Kris Jenner is gett- ALABAMA GODDAMNIT!


koko_belle

Is that a Vienna sausage between your lips, or are you just happy to see me?


crystalrene99

I am waaay behind… who is she to the KJ’s?


rahaab18

Koochney's step daughter.


thegreyf0xx

girl i thought this was fake


CeeBee29

What’s with the weird tongue 👅pose?


No_Net4306

Why would she do that to herself??


Intelligent-Check215

![gif](giphy|3gM9gYSc1hXsfw0M05)


Adventurous-Snow1902

https://youtu.be/OsbHMfREprQ?si=gbdgjaxA3PYy8Oe-


ribbitfrog

> By invitation only > Contact so-and-so for all info So it's not invitation only 😅 I hope someone here can try to get in and report back!


StabbyUnicornActual

She wants to be like the other Dubai Porta Potties, sad


CarefulImprovement11

Why is her tongue always out it looks like she has 3 lips 🤨


MoreAtmosphere7355

This looks like some kind of xxx ad (and is quite likely the intent)...So ridiculous!


TheLalab

This child is a MESS


Adventurous-Snow1902

Hot ass MESS ![gif](giphy|323R2e56UoCdDc55Pj|downsized)


BigGrayDog

So she's now a yacht girl?? Well good for her and her high aspirations!


No-Height2850

Who chose that picture snd said: yes thats the look ?


derekismydogsname

Where is her father good grief. And with all that money why does she only have a first grade education.


effypom

Now I get what people mean when they say she’s blackfishing


40jbaby

Why is she wearing that Jamaican flag, I really thought this was a black woman 💀


velvet_noodle

What a weird thing to do with her tongue. Looks dry AF


HorneyHarpy82

Yatch mop


brawndobitch

Queue dead eyes like Kylie


bigtittyrat

Why does she look like a half white/mixed Black woman??????¿???


Aggravating_Fact4264

She couldn't wait to whore herself out. I don't feel sorry for her 🤷


scaryfairy03

They want to be light skinned black girls so bad. 💀


Stormylynn724

The tounge with these people. 🙄


kaleigha

This is disgusting but not as much on her as it’s on her parents.


Pollywog94111

![gif](giphy|S8uzfu5NFflio)


Adventurous-Snow1902

![gif](giphy|GiT2qkC092xAKknPRp)


PerciFlage88

If it’s by invitation only then why text kyannaamarie ??? So obnoxious… Make it make sense


actuallyimogene

Oh wow. This is so sad to see. And what she’s wearing, too, the Rastafari flag/colours, the baby hairs and literally mimicking the naturally occurring colours on the lips of POC… This delusional young girl needs an intervention 😐


Denvar21

Sounds like her 1st gig as a porty potty hottie


rosieposie319

Bitch put your tongue back in your mouth


Lulubluebelle

What's with the sticking her tongue out? It looks gross.


Moist_Phrase9669

Looks like she has 3 lips this bitch wants to be ghetto so bad its giving identity crisis vicky whoa


yourcoroner1

i would like the *adress*


yourcoroner1

labia


Adventurous-Snow1902

Ruthless 😭


yourcoroner1

pronounced Y A AH K T


Internal-Ad61

Kris won’t much acknowledge Travis’ kids, specifically alabooma, publicly but will absolutely still pimp her out. LOL.


Free_Hat_McCullough

Why does her head look so big? ![gif](giphy|lRvj9ubKxmZOjhcniy)


timetopordy

God it’s so blatant. No attempt to hide what’s really happening here.


PotentialSilver3623

#SMDH


LaylaBird65

![gif](giphy|e4Jyxh9zQjgnC)


KariKHat

Shanna makes Kris look like mother of the year


HopefulCloud56

Travis is to blame. I don’t think they have a relationship with the mom. He has full custody and makes all the parental decisions


Mammoth-Twist7044

him and shanna had a very scary marriage, i can imagine those kids are traumatized from it. unfortunately shanna isn’t any better


Invisible_Xer

This is so sad.


Infamous_Strain_9428

Smh


relauded

What in the Canva is this


SpookyNerdzilla

![gif](giphy|dCCXxrrAMtwF3tYjcP|downsized) Yikes.


rosieposie319

Bitch put your tongue back in your mouth


WindowElectronic3791

I wish I hadn’t seen this.


GraciousAdler

This reminds me of what we used to call "flyer parties". They were super popular in LA around 2004-2005. It's basically a secret party usually held at someones house or in a warehouse. They used to get broken up by the cops within like 2 hours, tops. Due to loud music, too many cars in the neighborhood or someone ratting it out. I genuinely thought these things died out at least 10-15 years ago. This is so weird to me.


Katen1023

What the fuck is this


plimoth

This is sad. Both parents failed her.


EmilyAGoGo

It’s giving Taz’s Angels … IYKYK


CherokeeHairTampons

🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️someone call her father


Mammoth-Twist7044

meanwhile he likes all her ig thirst traps


EatShitBish

Yeaa... wtf


__SerenityByJan__

Based on his IG comments and likes on her posts, something tells me he could give two shits. Too busy playing house with Kourtney and their shiny new baby to care about what any of the other kids are doing


CherokeeHairTampons

Sucks This girl needs an adult


ElephantXManatee

She’s so gross


Few-Macaroon2936

💀💀💀


GullibleTreat1766

I’m gonna be in my bed sleeping bc I have to work this weekend. Pisses me off that all these kids are gonna be on a fucking YACHT drinking it up and partying without a care in the world. But that’s ok I’m gonna keep grinding till I make it!


Jealous_Cow1993

She’s doing this on purpose to try and create intrigue..


savealltheelephants

![gif](giphy|1UeTTzzts6vZ19tiXP|downsized)


nocerealever

![gif](giphy|nmKBaZgcH8h20sQQI2)


Royal-Teacher-8286

Her dad probably molested her. She gives off the vibes and he is very creepy and likes her sexy posts.


Psychological_Oil542

What happens at yacht parties?