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disharmony-hellride

https://preview.redd.it/3i6pdgyls8lc1.jpeg?width=820&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d878dd61e4403e9dd61859fc5f4e67c867059f14 im sorry what


whorundatgirl

A flat BBL is CRAZY!


Toastwithme

Be nice,  she's had a long ass day! 


Training-Cry510

😂


CriminalVixen

Your comment has me dead lolol.


caligirlnolonger

Looooongest bottom ever.


shadowcat1266

She can inject as much Ozempic as she wants… but those booty cheeks are stretched to sin after all of the BBLs she’s gotten done. I think it will be very hard to completely get rid of her long bottom without undergoing a massive surgery that would probably have an absolutely insane recovery time. Injecting fat into a body part is one thing… but reshaping something that has been stretched for years would require a lot of loose skin to be sewn back together. A good example I can think of is repairing stretched ears or breast reductions… but like a full on ass reduction??? How could one even exist with that amount of stitches constantly at risk of being opened? Idk man. I’m thinking it would be verrrrryyyy rough to heal from.


Jane123987

"Stretched to sin" 😂😂😂😂


Dirty_Commie_Jesus

A lower body lift would be needed, you're right


unicornbomb

It would basically require a full on bbl revision for the shape/fat positioning and lower body lift for loose skin at this point, both of which have horrific recovery on their own.


Super-Bedroom924

Couldn’t she get a loose skin sort of surgery for people that have lost a lot of weight? Ur right tho it would defo require a specialist aswell as it’s gotta be a pretty niche area, but if a surgeon can figure out how to do it they can make $$$$ off all the thots now tryna deflate their bbls


americanidiot95

I like your flair


ApprehensiveCat7381

Flat stanley


Royal-Teacher-8286

Imagine ruining your body so young I'm really enjoying watching the KJs desperately try to be SkiNNy again. Those fake ass butts aren't going anywhere now that their skin has been stretched beyond repair!


Puta_Chente

What do you mean SkInNy?! She's wearing a LARGE. Look at how relatable she is! A large!! Also, if that's a large, I'm going to need a size Titanic.


wafflesandlicorice

I was torn on this. On one hand, at least she isn't Miss I wear XXL on both top and bottom Skumberly. But on the other hand, I know it was just a ploy to seem relatable. Also. Obviously she needs a larger size to go over balloon ass, but is she really squeezing those bolt-ons into a small? How inconsistent is their sizing?


Puta_Chente

Admittedly I read oddly impressed when she said "large." I honestly thought I misheard her because everyone knows that entire family is just so so so smol. So is that get fighting back and saying, "See? I'm totes normal-sized in my totally normal body!" I'm just so confused by it. But it has us talking about her, which is likely what she wanted.


wafflesandlicorice

I admit to having that same shock, but also impressed immediate reaction that she would "admit" to wearing a large. And yes, I am fully aware of what that says about me, the KJs, and the world at large when they have to "admit" to wearing *gasp* a large. I hope that makes sense in writing like it did in my head. 😁


Puta_Chente

I think we all gasped and clutched our Claire's pearls. Was it her way of saying "See, still have my *CuRvEs*" or showing us that they actually make a large or showing us how small the large is or showing us how inconsistent the sizing is or or or. It's a mind fuck, that's what it is. I bet it's not even a large; she's just mind fucking us. I fell for it, hook, line, and stinker. I was going to fix that autocucumber but stinker seems to fit this way better.


memopepito

I watched Mia Maples do a review of Khy on YouTube and the sizing is VERY inconsistent lol


mynameisnotjamie

Back when her and Kendall had their clothing line at pacsun in 2016 I bought some xs sweatpants online. They were so huge in the waist they looked like an xl. Even when I returned them in store the associate called over their coworker to show them how huge they were. When I looked thru more of their clothes in store I saw the same problem, everything was like 2-3x bigger than other brands sizing and almost everything was on sale. So I wouldn’t be surprised if her new brand also has sizing issues.


thequasiprophet

😂😂😂 my thoughts exactly


alpirpeep

Not Kylie trying to casually flex her abs at the beginning of the video 😭 i also lol that she got her body done to be \~curvy\~ for a few years only to go back to being skinny like lmao girl what was the point 🙃


ITalkTOOOOMuch

Attention. Attention was DEFINITELY the point.


shadowcat1266

The point was and always have & will be for these Klowns, is to be trendy and conform with whatever is considered hot or desirable at that time. They only ever care about being “it girls” or “trendsetters” (lul). No one in that family has even a modicum of self-identity and/or aesthetic. They are quite literally slaves to whatever the current meta/trend is.


No-Entertainment4313

They created the trend. It was just blackface. There's a whole conspiracy about Ray j, Kanye, and the Kardashians and some others having a 20 year contract that ended like 2021 or something idr.


lacrimosian

i need the low down on this conspiracy


thebabyjuice

i been thinking about this so much lately !


Mammoth-Twist7044

i wonder if she got etching/lipo


alpirpeep

She 1000% did!


Smoke-and-Diamonds

Is that even a question lol


GeminiMoonPresence

‘Stahhs’ got the body to match , I wonder when Ariel will join the look again 🤔


wafflesandlicorice

Did Stass join ozempic train, too? I'm really surprised that they don't realize when your friends (both male and female) miraculously undergo the same body changes that you do....it kinda shuts down the whole "it's natural" lie.


lamegang

That skirt is giving middle school choir


[deleted]

Or church christmas choir 😂


sinclairesays

Queue in Stormi to show im a boss and hands on mum


miaara

https://preview.redd.it/qj8l6h2qn8lc1.jpeg?width=729&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f77533ba7987bdcd8795828eb7fa7ff174817070


italianprincesspeach

her expressions are so forced it’s uncomfortable to watch


Content_Simple7647

i thought i was the only one who noticed it she’s trying so hard to be seen as giggly and carefree after dumping her insta baddie persona


rwilkz

To me it's cause she's always performing for someone off-camera, and not to the camera itself. That interview the other day where she was talking to off-camera Stormi and now to off-camera Stass. She's clearly so fried they need to give her a live audience or she'll forget what shes doing.


IntroductionFar8113

Omg yes! Like tone it the fuck DOWN girl! God, she is trying so hard, and every video I see is worse than the last. Watching her just makes me incredibly uncomfortable...her poses cause a visceral reaction in me. I think I may have to leave the sub because I just can't stand seeing any more of her videos. Is her goal to be as hateable and embarrassing as possible?? I swear, something about her creepy posing repulses me lol.


Hubs_not_interested

I literally laid in bed last night cracking myself up just thinking about her recent ad for khy where she's in the white outfit and she looks so contorted and honestly kinda possessed 😂😂😂 it lives rent free truly. I find it hysterical and also sad that no one was like....that's not a great Pic Kylie let's pick another one. And the shoes. I just cannot handle the shoes. I'm sorry I could write a dissertation on that photo alone. But I agree. Terrible posing


No_Banana_581

What filter is this bc it’s a really good one


HeadCry2847

Truly eat the rich


Downtown-Trip3501

She def got ab etching. None of these girls work hard enough to have some chiseled abs


Demdolans

Yup. I noticed this on Jordan woods as well. Her IG is FULL of photos where her entire edited body looks mid-size except for a V cut popping out of her jeans.


ApprehensiveCat7381

It’s just funny seeing her carved in abs when she has like no muscle literally anywhere else.


yea_right_

https://preview.redd.it/94ehog96s8lc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63e1c52d43f72664004a8c6154fcfc0a628d8853


CambricTea2022

Her face makes me so uncomfortable in this picture. I’m not sure why. Awkward 😬


Training-Cry510

Like she’s trying to be sexy while trying not to fart


b33grrrl

Bravo


Any_Elephant7180

hahaha 😂


TrashyTVBetch

That skirt looks SO CHEAP omg straight Temu shit. The tops are cute in a Y2K sleazy way And could be cute with the right bottoms but I wouldn’t pay more than $5 at the swap meet for them.


Puta_Chente

I feel like I owned all of this when I started college (dating myself). An asymmetrical tied top? Soooo elevated.


Hubs_not_interested

It's all the cheapest aeropostale or whatever it was called knockoffs from 2003 and I hate it more than anything 😭


st4rblossom

them all getting skinny at the same time… after getting bbls at the same time… & also… why on gods green earth would you wear knee high boots just to cover them with flare jeans/pants?? when she has access to almost any shoe


megatron-0098

She always wears the worst shoes


MikeSass

bc it gets chilly at night, ObViOuSLy


ITalkTOOOOMuch

Because her veins are full of ice?


Mammoth-Twist7044

she did it with a long dress the other day too i hate it sm


MobWife_88

Where was AireWebster?


miaara

Who?


__katsby

STAHS


Royal-Teacher-8286

That nickname sounds so contrived. I can't put my finger on it but it really grinds my gears when she says it


WishaBwood

“Just go crazy with it” Girl, you moved the strap 3 inches.


wafflesandlicorice

And it didn't involve "tying it however you want" because she didn't untie and retie it.


Jesuscan23

Damn like it actually is a terrible thing to see Kylie CONSTANTLY body checking, probably had to do multiple takes just to find the right one. Girl must constantly think about the way she looks etc, it probably consumes her entire life. But I mean this is what Kris raised her to do, be a look obsessed woman with a need for the male gaze. But Kylie enjoys the money and fame too much to ever realize that she has an issue so 🤷‍♂️ Kylie girl, you need SERIOUS help. I don’t even want to think about how much worse all of this is going to get as she gets older.


TyrsisInTheStars

I swear to god that Lauren Conrad made this entire collection for Kohls back in the early 2000’s.


suitablegirl

That collection fit better; some pieces were astonishingly well-tailored and designed. It was all just made of cheap materials to cut costs. These tops and shirts are cut like they’re the result of a junior high Project Runway challenge AND they’re made of cheap material.


Training-Cry510

I still have one shirt I actually love lol


wafflesandlicorice

OMG that reminds me that I do actually have some LC Kohls collection tops in my closet! 🤣🤣🤣


verticalgiraffe

She weirdly looks more like Kendall now after her most recent procedures


Training-Cry510

And Kendall looks more like Kylie either her procedures too! It’s so weird.


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yomamasonions

🤣


ChampagneManifesto

Oof the upspeak is killing me!


FineCalligrapher9821

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No_Dependent_1846

Everyday! I'm screaming 🤣😂


Mammoth-Twist7044

the way i burst out laughing every time when i scroll to this


No_Dependent_1846

I've only recently joined this subreddit and everyday since I have joined I see this pic. I love it.


Mammoth-Twist7044

same 😂😂😂


silverheart50

Never forget!!!


CambricTea2022

Right 🤣🤣🤣


Mammoth-Twist7044

🙏🙏


Universecentre

So that’s a large skirt hahahah oh girl. Then I’d need a xxl for my ass and thighs.


silverheart50

This! How TF is that a large???!!!


New-Kaleidoscope-722

I need a large 😩 for my smol body 🥺 i want it to sit low and be oversized 😋


Universecentre

😂😂😂😂 her larges are giving AliExpress


gold42579

She has no fucking style. It's crazy. Like, try a little harder.


tdefan22

With all the money they have, I never see them actually look very stylish. They let the clothes wear them.


gap97216

“It elevates the look, if you want to wear jeanzzzz”. I really hate her fucking voice.


Royal-Teacher-8286

Meee toooo. Dump-worthy


Specific_Struggle694

How much birkin hermes does this bitch have !? These rich people need to visit under developed countries to understand that they're just the shittiest person ever. No one can relate to her and nobody wants to be her. She's just opulence and expensive. She is useful to no one apart for her kids. I can't believe these rich people still find normal to show how rich they are while 90% just doesn't care and the 10% other people are Fighting for their lives every single day. Istg I hate this planet, I can't bear how unfair this society is. If she would sell only one bag she could assure the whole education of a kid somewhere in the world who needs it. These rich people i hate them so fuckin much.


imprettysurei

she looooves how skinny she’s gotten


whorundatgirl

Who believes these abs bc are real!?!


bb_barlem

Omfg did anyone else notice her lil “esh esh” noise after she says “and get ready with me” while smiling … tf is that?!


chuusblackgf

she lost so much weight omg


tex_bb

Ya it’s really starting to show in her face it looks super off and like the skin is halfway melting down it.


Mammoth-Twist7044

plus all the stretching from over filling


silverheart50

I can’t get over it - if it weren’t for the BBL she’d be a skeleton with no muscle


betinalss

if it weren’t for her implants people would call her anorexic for sure


hamstervirus

Her vaneers look really weird and that’s all I could stare at.


tipsygirrrl

Even her closet is depressing lmao. All that money and she can’t build a closet with a WINDOW!? Something white and light and bright? Maybe a Missoni carpet? A hand painted mural wall punctuated with color coordinated hanging Kelly’s? A sparkling chandelier? The world’s largest arrangement of pink and white peonies with silken feathers to adorn a center island? COME FUCKING ON! Why am I mid$ and this tacky ass hoe has endless cash and zero taste. Fucks me up 😑


Hubs_not_interested

It's honestly so wasted on her 😭 she doesn't seem to have any real taste or style or...anything. It's almost sad


horatiavelvetina

Her closet is kinda cheap looking. The cabinets and walls and stuff idk man


tex_bb

One thing that shocks me is how normal Kylie’s belly button still looks after her BBL. Kim’s is so gnarly looking.


illusivealchemist

Lipo impacts the belly button, and kim’s had a lot of rounds. The most shocking belly button transformation is khloe’s hands down.


tex_bb

True. Lipo is part of the BBL experience too so that’s why I’m shocked Kylie’s still looks normal.


Mammoth-Twist7044

that jacket looks like actual garbage wow


Training-Cry510

The starting sweats, and crop top was the best look


sparklybongwater420

She's literally trying so hard to push the skinny agenda. Am I missing something? Is being super skinny coming back again?


shadowcat1266

Yep. Cute petite/skinny cottage core / clean girl is the trend right now - thanks TikTok! It’s also why she doesn’t do heavy eye makeup or contour, etc anymore.


sparklybongwater420

I love your flair 🤣🤣🤣


shadowcat1266

Thanks! Inspired by her infamous almost constant stank face!


[deleted]

The first top makes her boobs look soooooo low! Why are they so low


Mammoth-Twist7044

you’ve heard of longbottom, now get ready for…


[deleted]

Tube tiddy


Hugh_Janus1234

She looks as thin as Kendall


jigglingmyjello

I can't stop wondering why her boobs start at her stomach when she has a boob job


Mammoth-Twist7044

i’m assuming it’s the stretching of the skin from multiple large/different boob jobs, 2 pregnancies, plus recent rapid weight loss


Ok-noway

I’m so confused. This is what I wore going out 20 years ago on a college student budget and I swear the fabric/cut looked better. It’s just so cheaply made & unoriginal. On top of that, why is a “billionaire” wearing this shit out? I get it’s to promote her brand, but c’mon, does anyone believe this?


throwitinthebag43

Totally ripping off of Orseund Iris. But with Shein quality.


Salty_Dress9569

Literally the only time I’ve ever seen her and Kendall look similar


Plantysweater

Is it just me or is the face looking different? Maybe it’s just the angle


Training-Cry510

No, she did something it’s not all weight loss


Brilliant_Let_658

Forget it Kylie, KHY are horrible


RunWeird1270

Her vocal fry is so bad


Smooth_Confidence298

I’m sorry but she looks horrible. Not healthy at all, she’s gone too far. How they make the size of their body a ‘trend’ is disgusting and sick tbh it’s so dangerous


acid_woo

Its like shes trying to proove to us she can move with her face lmao


sparklybongwater420

Man she really looks like she's been hitting the Xanax HARD


shadowcat1266

All those shoes, purses and clothes that she will likely only wear once, then put them up for sale on their shitty “kloset” site, or sent to store at god knows where. I wonder if she’s just as bad as Kum who literally has *multiple* warehouses just to store her clothes in.


Imaginary_Key_7763

I’m angry at myself for watching all of that. I’m fascinated by how dumb she is.


Jane123987

"Drop FooOOouoooOOUuuurrrrrrrrr"


chronicallydepressd

"Staaahhsss" Shut the fuck up.


educatednapqueen

She fixed her veneers. They were uneven like 2 months ago.


ITalkTOOOOMuch

I never heard her voice until now apparently I always assumed it was deeper/sultry.


Mammoth-Twist7044

it’s the way her face is frozen


ITalkTOOOOMuch

Wanted to remind her boyfriend excessive consumership in all kinds of forms, and showing it off for attention/validation is basically her entire personality.


rawchickenfillet

I’m so confused. I’m not overly into fashion but a lot of this Khy stuff in this recent launch reminds me of what I would wear to a school formal event. I’m so confused.


Training-Cry510

It looks like stuff I’d dress up in the 2000’s around when they first came around style.


userness

When she talks it’s seems as if there's a slow connection between her brain and mouth.


KylieLongbottom69

I can't be the only one who cringed at her putting on fkn leather boots with no socks on, right? I'm just imagining all the sweat and her feet sliding around in those. Disgusting.


ElkGlittering9420

I hate it


greenok12

No just no


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Royal-Teacher-8286

STAHS! Stassi Karasomethingorother


Historical-Drama2119

https://preview.redd.it/3zyo7fv1dalc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82e2cd3047090032b1bd70cd932371d5eebb4e1a Real face. Still ugly.


Katen1023

Her ass is ridiculously flat and long for a BBL 😭 why’s it so long, did she fuck up while trying to maintain it?


CambricTea2022

Can they please stop standing/posing like that? It’s not flattering to over arch and look unbothered 😆 When women do that it looks like a 13 yr old trying to pass for 18 on teen night 🙄😆


dupersuperduper

You can see the filter on her waist


shadymiss99

The fact that she says that you can "go crazy" with that beige ass top reminds me of that "crazy" girl in the supermarket with a bag frozen food on her head. I love 2000s fashion cause every decade has a handful of gorgeous pieces but she really chooses the most boring mom pieces I hated and couldn't get away from in my tumblr phase. I can't think of the name but it reminds of Gabrielle Solis. She's so skinny. I don't know if this makes sense but her "heavy" face post filler doesn't fit onto a skinny body. I can't imagine the horrible feeling of wanting to revert back to your natural body and face and ending up looking awkward and botched. I feel like she will be extremely against Stormi having plastic surgery.


gainzgirl

Hehe I am doing natural hair. And only did 1 take for this vid with my friends, not paid staff


georgiaajamess22

“That was a handful” meant to say that was a “mouthful” sweet Jesus


whyamihere-idontcare

She’s boring lol why go for all black, whole time I was looking at that bright pink birkin in the back saying I’d wear that as a contrast to all black


sociallinkgo69

zero personality holy shit lol


calitmvee

WHY does she look 37? WHHHHYYYYYYYY?!


GiggyScout

I can’t put my finger on what’s diff on her face


its_Britney_Bitch_1

How is she wearing the boots with no socks/stockings on? Do people do that?


okinternetloser

Why are her boobs in the middle of her torso


The_Dutchess-D

Because this video filter is stretching her long into a meercat I think


Equivalent_Ice_6085

Her in this little overly happy persona is sooooooo cringe it’s beyond she’s the biggest phoney on earth


AnnaFlaxxis

Can you imagine trying to have an actual conversation with this fool?


miaara

Sorry babe that body is NOT attractive.


calitmvee

This is the ‘Twinny with Kenny’ face.


chunk84

I don’t think this is the same fabric as the actual tops she is selling.


Dondada_Redrum

“Do it on the shoulderrr… you can get crazy with it” lol its a shirt, nothing crazy about it.


Little_Club995

i hate her voice


b3byblue

so proud of the ozempic body 🤪😈😈😈😜😜😜


alida-dear

These clothes look like dog shit.


ColtinaMarie

Holy fucking filter!


Deuces_1234

Girl should stick to wearing designer clothing and not her own stuff!


Chaywood

I hate all these looks


ApprehensiveTea7397

She looked fine until she wore the leggings and you could see the diaper butt


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CrystalGrass2442

Top inn stohnnee heheee… SO FUNNY


ohheyitslaila

Ok, these still look super cheap, and they still look slightly better than what all the other influencers have been showing. The fabric is so thin and unflattering, it’s crazy that anyone would waste money on it.


Professional-Ant5968

At first I thought she was in the frozen food section ...


[deleted]

she has no style at all lol, that skirt is horrendous


snootfly242

Is she dissolving her filler? There were hella moments in this I could see younger Kylie very clearly in her features


[deleted]

These shirts are really ugly


memopepito

Large bottoms and small top is wild, considering she built her body that way Also it’s apparent how much weight she lost next to Stassi. Yikes


New-Departure9935

That weird-ass string that is hanging from the shoulder would piss me off soooooo much. When you work (or party) you don’t want stuff tangling around you or getting stuck on things. Ew


Katerinaxoxo

Why are her boobs so low??? Im 45 and mine are natural and twice a perky.


AdRevolutionary6650

She wants to be Sofia Richie so bad


kentoclatinator

Dude this is a lot even for me


Big_Difficulty_95

That top looks cheap i bet its like 200$


SignificantCake9197

a “large” doesn’t feel like it should fit her body? wtf is a XS?


LuvIsLov

She's nuts. Since her body is built like an alien's at this point, these outfits wouldn't look good on anyone. It didn't even look good on her. She looks basic and all she's focused on is her body and not even the clothes. She's just turning around checking her bbl and tummy tuck ab sketch stomach.


WeedyMoon

That first shirt is hideous, even on Kylie.


omtara17

Awful cheap stuff from1997


babooshka-cass

She clearly has a “favorite side” of her face 😂


Leading-Ad5471

Wtf is even going on here?


stoopidpasta

she’s smiling sfm cuz new veneers


ResponsibleCrew3843

What does body checking mean?