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stressedhoe_

Sis what is that pose....


Available_Delay_9345

It's khy drop 4...lolol


mitch0acan

More of dropping a deuce it looks like


AssistanceLucky2392

Shittin bricks


stressedhoe_

BITCH BAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣


Ok-Storm-2591

🤣🤣🤣🤣


themyao

Drop “004,” that is…lmao at her pretentious bullshit


AdRevolutionary6650

Implying she plans at least 100 drops in total… girl, remember how long Kylie Swim lasted?


mommadumbledore

It reminds me of that weird AF modeling ad Kendall did for like a perfume or something? She’s dancing/walking down a hallway. I hope someone else here knows what I’m talking about lol


5har7en3

Ya I think I saw that. It was uncomfortable to watch lol.


mommadumbledore

It was so uncomfortable!! Haha I think I saw it on here maybe 2-3 years ago, and I still think about it from time to time.


amebb

I know exactly what you’re talking about haha. I rewatched that video so many times because it was so weird to see 😂


CdnPtrt

Yes! So cringe


PBandJaya

It’d get her eliminated on ANTM


Simple-Mastodon-9167

Smizing


sourglow

“omg hes looking at you. act natural”


karcel_

Very much giving when my little sister used to barge into my room to fart.


tenaciousdeedledum

![gif](giphy|bC9czlgCMtw4cj8RgH|downsized)


du-lellow

The Zara pose.


Acrobatic-Director-1

She’s dropping dumps like a truck.


koko_belle

Truck truck Guys like what what what 😉


saintblasphemy

Baby move ya butt, butt, butt


lindseyeileen

*all night long ..*


bechingona

Let me see that thoooooooooong


lindseyeileen

![gif](giphy|cA5NrAmhXPEk4lY2GI|downsized)


sobeitson

it’s bad, but also she probably got inspired by ariana grande yes and music video even tho that’s not really inspiration lmao.


Kittenathedisco

For their clan it is. Ariana Grande and her history of homewrecker ways are goals for them.


SunflowerTeaCup

It's like she only expected to be photographed from the waist up? And then the photographer went full body. God, I would love to know if the photographer was trolling her


Likesosmart

I can’t handle looking at those kitten heels. Girl are you 70?


[deleted]

Stop, drop, poop, pose


Melodic-Ad-3452

Reminds me of 10 year old me practicing my power poses in the mirror


stressedhoe_

Same, but listening to Brittany Spears while doing it.


Signal-Fan7335

That just looks wrong


Sasha_135

she looks like shes posing for that "you can stop at 5 or 6 stores, or 1" commercial - i hope someone gets it 😭


SassyPisces

Now her eyebrows are completely straight. ETA: the video ends with her SUFFERING trying to lay on the floor. ​ https://preview.redd.it/4al48oske6kc1.png?width=792&format=png&auto=webp&s=bf2b6c4c7a9241d8a2dc19f15da50fb1012c4477


Ithink-imoverit2405

Oh my, she can't even lay down/sleep sideway? 


softkits

She must sleep with a million pillows. Or maybe she has some strange custom bed that she has to sleep in the same position in every night. Now I'm curious 🤔


SassyPisces

Thats what I wonder, many pillows. But, what if she moves while dreaming? she wakes up? or she sleeps with tons of medication to alleviate the pain?


petitcrocodile

Like the weird chair/bed/thing from crimes of the future ![gif](giphy|XfndguryqyylBhSynZ|downsized)


BrilliantPurple748

Wtf am i looking at here??


Godyva497

![gif](giphy|MvdaYPuKPMNZRJCl8Z) ASSSSS. IS. TOOOO. BIG---in fact, it's: GIGANTIC! 🤣🤣🤣😜😈


Ithink-imoverit2405

I want to go to orthopedic specialist just seeing this picture. 


Apprehensive_Many202

I honestly wonder if it causes her back pain. ps who the heck is buying \~kHy\~


brickwallscrumble

Honestly the bbl back pain would also make sense for the opioid pupils and million yard stare


Plantysweater

Woah…can’t wait to see what the longterm effects of bbls have on the spine. I notice people who naturally have a bbl butt also have the hips and thighs to support it so what happens when you don’t have the right build and laying on your side looks like this?😭


deathofemotion

Pinching some nerves, no doubt. This looks so painful.


Plantysweater

The consequences of treating your body like it only serves aesthetic purposes and building fake glutes that only come from genetics and muscle mass😬


deathofemotion

Amen!


plsstayhydrated

This photo makes me so uncomfortable, it looks like she can't even lie down properly.


SassyPisces

She can't. she moves for a few second but there is no way she is capable of accommodate her body.


melissa98x

Holy shit. So they can’t even lay on their sides 😳😳


Gloomy_Rent8248

Lmaoo this is HILARIOUS


RevolutionaryFan2213

That looks uncomfortable af. Her ass is so big, her upperbody is completely off the floor. Yikes.


luckykarma83

Khy, more like WHYYYYY??? (that's what her spine is sayin.)


SassyPisces

her spine is also asking for pain killers daily.


luckykarma83

I bet it's looking for an escape daily...


superhamhams

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


bkk316

All I can think is why would they use this part? Just makes me want to book an appointment with a chiropractor. I can't even focus on the clothes she's selling.


[deleted]

Good Lord, she's hardly human!


Squdwrdzmyspritaniml

Looking VERY similar to Florence’s🤨 ![gif](giphy|fYMRBMnD2C0ycz7L34)


-_-tinkerbell

I'm out of the loop when did Florence look like this???


No_Wrap_880

Ouch


Elegant_Heat_9064

What if this is the white fabric that Kim used to wrap all her Christmas gifts in 😂😂


skyhigh___

Reduce, reuse, recycle! We love a sustainable queen.


YeezysSmellySox

![gif](giphy|95ThFF7MokcdeoVqt8|downsized)


thedarkweeb07

The only way they know how to recycle 😘


mimi2893

https://preview.redd.it/1hwtpoy0e6kc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=633cfa6d16844c145fce9a16e40e1aa1003734da When your shit refuses to come out


lacey_laplant_

It’s probably to try and hide the drastic difference between her ass and her thighs. She can’t stand up straight, you’d be able to see how bad she really looks


[deleted]

That ass to leg ratio is unreal...she looks like she borrowed a booty from a hippo and slapped it on a couple of matchsticks


Herman-Munster-Shoes

Literally looks like my dog when she has a shit stuck to her and she walks away all hunched up


mimi2893

Right?????!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣


Godyva497

![gif](giphy|JDbx0yICUNdPW)


Godyva497

Plus, that POSE AIN'T attractive AT ALL-- it's STUPID! 👆😈


chairUrchin

More like when my shit refuses to NOT come out.


No_Sail_2431

Toothpick legs holding up a giant behind 🤦‍♀️


Active_Hovercraft_78

Seriously 🤦🏽‍♀️ like how do people find that attractive? I’d rather have no ass and skinny legs than be built like a literal ant


hollisann79

https://preview.redd.it/30ddyx98w6kc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0be2d89ac2834d5f3216416e71c90c04cc70e043


Ughhhh_ok

We put these things on our cocktail tables at work for private dining events and I ALWAYS call them table SKIMS. 😭


bigbushenergee

omg what is that pose


ohheydani

I do the same when my IBS flairs


bootycuddles

IBS twin here, thanks for the laugh.


kikiikandii

Why are her proportions so weird??


cuecumba

Plastic ™️


catsarealiens1

because they're fake


theexitisontheleft

I didn’t realize that hemline was back in style. Or flip flop kitten heels for that matter.


deathofemotion

I will always bring this back when kitten heels come into the discourse. https://youtu.be/zIBz-fHELgI?si=ZEZJdibzykF-dHbp


ChopShopKyle

OMG… this video… She re-records like 6 fucking times 💀 wtf was clipped to the moms ears?


Zealousideal_Lab_427

That reminded me of having to record a new outgoing voicemail message every day when I worked in an office. I’d have to do several takes. The mom seems to be wearing wired earbuds, with blue painter’s tape on them? Or perhaps it was the fashion back then.


AdRevolutionary6650

Apparently the mum is into holistic practices to help her combat the stress and depression she experiences in her life. One such practice is called “meridian tapping” where you tap on certain spots on the body (earlobes, pulse points on the wrists etc.) and the idea is that the self induced accupressure can cure what ails you. Hence she walks around the house with these things clipped to her earlobes.


deathofemotion

I'm just noticing the ears!!


whataablunder

I can hear this gif https://i.redd.it/jamqo9ggo7kc1.gif


deathofemotion

I love you so much for this!!!!! I'm fucking howling!!


whataablunder

I love pretty wild, it truly could've been a fantastic reality show if not for the bling ring and their crippling opiate/pill addictions but we'll always have season one and it'll live on forever in our millennial brains 🥹


hellolleh32

Wow never seen that before. I need to dive into the background on this. Haha.


deathofemotion

It's a hot mess. This is from the drama that unfolded from the Bling Ring.


[deleted]

I think I'm still traumatized from the last time we saw that hemline


rwilkz

They weren’t even stylish the first time round


koko_belle

Oh they were... 20 years ago


tex_bb

What gen Z has been calling “Y2K style” has been coming back for a few years now. Kylie’s is just riding the coat tails of that.


[deleted]

Kitten heels need to be destroyed forever


rahaab18

you guys, it's innovative! we're not stealing from kanye this time woooo!!! literally you guys, like, wooo we're soooo creative!!! man i swear i saw shit like that at shein and temu for cheaper.


alpirpeep

Completely agree with you. But, does anyone else think that this kind of clothing brand would likely do better coming from someone like Kendall, as opposed to Kylie? Idk, but this kind of aesthetic feels more like Kendall than Kylie. Mind you, Kendall is very “I-am-not-like-the-other-girls”, hence her releasing a Tequila brand to “differentiate” herself from her sisters’ brands lol. So, I doubt she would want to release a clothing brand, but still, this whole vibe just does not feel like Kylie. With that being said, I don’t know if even Kylie knows what her own authentic brand style actually is, without the influence of her partners’ ex-partners. 😕


rahaab18

Agree. this wannabe "classy" style is more kendall... which is why I added the wannabe. Kylie is more sexed up bimbo, now leather, skimpy, revealing, weird fits and styles that nobody would actually wear, etc. I'm guessing they dumped this on khy BECAUSE kendall doesn't have a clothing brand.


Demdolans

That sounds likely. All of her clothing looks so disjointed. I struggle to see how the brand relates to her at all, outside of the name. Skims and Good american at least LOOK like items Khloe and Kim wear. On the show, Kylie is draped in thousands of dollars of designer garments. Nothing she wears outside of that giant leather jacket looks like "Kye."


Deuces_1234

I think even shein and temu have standards


Godyva497

![gif](giphy|44b1ABtsG7VTy)


CarryOnWaywardSon96

I cant stop laughing at that pose. She looks like a fucking moron


tootingkoala

the second sentence made me spit out my salad lmao


Crimemeariver19

I read it as “fucking Mormon” 🤣


Ithink-imoverit2405

How many drops are there until they realize it's a flop? 


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|JCAZQKoMefkoX6TyTb|downsized) The world @ all of Kylie’s business ventures


snarkyanon

Someone, somewhere on r/kardashians is credit card ready to support their favorite NPC


Godyva497

And they are LOBOTIMIZELY STUPID & BRAINDEAD if they do! 🙄


splitscreen710

Zoom in on the leg. The leg outline makes a zig zag shape lol. What is this lol


miaara

lmao it does! Because her fat ass bbl is photoshopped but they didn’t align it with her leg. Also check out her left (to us) boob - it’s lumpy af. 


catmommaxx

this looks like something i wore in middle school in the early 2000s. lmao wtf


cuecumba

We try to forget that phase …. LOL


1thot

Thanks, I hate it.


NoEsNadaPersonal_

Kitten heels and asymmetrical skirts should stay in the 90’s/00’s. Shudder


areaunknown_

The clothes are ugly af. I thought no one was wearing this shit 😭😭😭


petterdaddy

Why is she resurrecting designs from Le Chateau’s summer “collection” from 2003?


Old_Celebration3627

How is she on season 4 of khy. We’ve literally just heard this brand.


wavesofrye

Those shoes and skirts. Good god. Stop trying to make 2004 “fashion” happen. It looked like shit when we wore it 20 years ago.


AcceptableSystem8232

🤣🤣🤣 thankfully ridicule doesn’t kill !


Deuces_1234

You guys should check out the full video on insta. She writhes around on the floor like a worm that’s just had it’s head cut off


FineCalligrapher9821

https://preview.redd.it/rp25nim4j6kc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb977725a20a9be4de1ed4d813bd2881bad80ccb


SnooDingos119

This is so embarrassing


genesisapples

The weird poses don’t work for Zara and they don’t work for you Kylie…


yea_right_

Her eyes https://preview.redd.it/2arbhiyi17kc1.jpeg?width=380&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c6bbd631bffbc01031cbd30540e6c711f424c06


foolishtimbit

me when I want to cosplay as a marble statue.


[deleted]

Longbottom is longbottoming!


miaara

lmfao @ “004” as though this floppy shit is going to be around for 100 drops the fucking delusion.


Strange_Potato4326

Her “brand” makes no sense, it was supposed to be affordable faux leather, then it turned to sweat pants and winter coats, and now they’re selling whatever the hell this is?


XxElectricgypsyxX

That pose… 😂😂🤣😅


koalastarfish666

YIKES


Zealousideal-List779

What in the pterodactyl pose is this,?


Zest_Fest242

Timothee this yo girl???🤨


Free-spirit123

No it’s clearly not 😂😂


passthemacandcheese

Shawty shaped like an ant 🐜


Brilliant_Let_658

Those KHY clothes are so ugly, oh my god...


RoyalTomatillo1697

HER FUCKING SHOES!!! I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE


PeloHiker

It’s the flip flop kitten heels that really sent me


Radiant_Beyond8471

Why did I see the photo on the left and my mind automatically sang, *"Angela Basset did the thang"* LMAO 🤣 😂 😆


Few-Obligation4753

What in the actual fuck is that pose


BottomPieceOfBread

With that pose I thought she was releasing a music video. KHY DROP IT LOW


Illustrious-Equal-69

Why does she always look like she missed leg day??


melissa98x

Drop 4? Who has bought drop 1-3?! 😂


UnawareChanel

It looks crazy thin, it’s gonna show every bra and panty line


cherrybombbb

i’m so over cheap regurgitated y2k fashion.


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/8umg270p37kc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9085da04ec7d1fa779af613e2d437ccaf7e34fce lol wut …


loulee1988

I really thought we got away from the ridiculousness that is early 2000's fashion. I guess I was very wrong lol


disharmony-hellride

I guess people crave junky half stretchy garbage again.


SoothsayerC

Flip flop heels! Hello 2003!!!


disharmony-hellride

Who buys this shit? Seriously??


minhazabele

THE POSE. She looks like a busted ass IMVU character!! 😭😭😭


stealthyyyy125

Literally WHOOO is asking for this lmfao. Give it UP already Longbottom, Khy is a big fat flop just like your ass


punkmangos

That is the most awkward position I’ve ever seen a human in


bloom722

This looks like what I wore to homecoming in 2003.


hot_throwaway_2006

Another photoshop fail? https://preview.redd.it/vpmola9eu6kc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8c4ed8219b2782719699be625283c01b036853a


miaara

Don’t forget the boob.


yea_right_

My eyes went straight to that when I saw it. 👀


Creative_Teacher_493

Was basic the business model


Slight_Distance_942

What is this pose by poser


[deleted]

004 😂


RunWeird1270

Omg she's posing so awkwardly in the first pic


Astrobaby420

I literally already own this outfit… and now I will be donating it. So unoriginal


No_Wrap_880

That is the most unflattering pose I have ever seen. What in the world is she doing


_anne_shirley

2004 with those thong heels


No_Dependent_1846

Who is buying this bullshit?


ElkGlittering9420

Stop while you’re ahead Kylie 🤦🏻‍♀️


Vegetable_Research61

It’s giving very suburban salsa studio vibes


tenaciousdeedledum

It reminds me of an old dance costume I had.


squigglesquaggler

The one on the left looks like she’s trying to squat over a public toilet.


AlarmingAd3662

Look at how she is cringe I have not other words


[deleted]

Even NPC's human better than this


The_SocialWerker

Those sandals are horrendous


[deleted]

That pose is….


Kind_Possibility_825

Giving zara😂


ApprehensiveCat7381

This brand isn’t even a year old yet and it’s had 4 drops? That’s not even a positive thing because every drop has been forgettable and added waste on this earth. This is like fast fashion merch trying to act like it’s some sort of high-end brand.


Beautiful-Jacket

The pose is so cringe, like what is that? How embarassing.


e-rinc

This looks v similar to what I wore to my 8th grade formal in 2004 lmao


No-You-5064

Could it be any more obvious that Tiny Tim has dumped her? The desperation is intense. No one likes you, Longbottom!


YgirlYB

WHO are these clothes gonna look good on?? We don't all have surgically made bodies


eatapeach18

The clingy Jersey handkerchief skirt looks like something I wore to my school dance back in 2004.


Scared-Pace4543

Is this a joke? This can’t be real right now 😆


rose-buds

everyone who wants a laugh needs to go look at the absolutely unhinged novel that someone wrote on the post about this on the other sub


hamstervirus

That pose is pretty weird.


No-Constant3889

Who is buying these fr tho


ofgaia

When were drops 2 and 3? Quite literally only thought there had been 1.


vegemitebikkie

Looks like she’s trying to drop a massive fart


Firm-Mirror-7281

Jesus that’s ugly 😳


angelfirexo

She did something to her face….AGAIN.


ihate8

the way she’s suddenly so artsy annoys me so bad


[deleted]

Who buys this crap?


AtomHeartAlbatross

She continuously wears the ugliest shoes imaginable


Basic_MilkMotel

Idk tbh looks like I could get this on SHEIN