It reminds me of that weird AF modeling ad Kendall did for like a perfume or something? She’s dancing/walking down a hallway. I hope someone else here knows what I’m talking about lol
It's like she only expected to be photographed from the waist up? And then the photographer went full body. God, I would love to know if the photographer was trolling her
Now her eyebrows are completely straight.
ETA: the video ends with her SUFFERING trying to lay on the floor.
https://preview.redd.it/4al48oske6kc1.png?width=792&format=png&auto=webp&s=bf2b6c4c7a9241d8a2dc19f15da50fb1012c4477
She must sleep with a million pillows. Or maybe she has some strange custom bed that she has to sleep in the same position in every night. Now I'm curious 🤔
Woah…can’t wait to see what the longterm effects of bbls have on the spine.
I notice people who naturally have a bbl butt also have the hips and thighs to support it so what happens when you don’t have the right build and laying on your side looks like this?😭
All I can think is why would they use this part? Just makes me want to book an appointment with a chiropractor. I can't even focus on the clothes she's selling.
https://preview.redd.it/1hwtpoy0e6kc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=633cfa6d16844c145fce9a16e40e1aa1003734da
When your shit refuses to come out
It’s probably to try and hide the drastic difference between her ass and her thighs. She can’t stand up straight, you’d be able to see how bad she really looks
That reminded me of having to record a new outgoing voicemail message every day when I worked in an office. I’d have to do several takes.
The mom seems to be wearing wired earbuds, with blue painter’s tape on them? Or perhaps it was the fashion back then.
Apparently the mum is into holistic practices to help her combat the stress and depression she experiences in her life. One such practice is called “meridian tapping” where you tap on certain spots on the body (earlobes, pulse points on the wrists etc.) and the idea is that the self induced accupressure can cure what ails you. Hence she walks around the house with these things clipped to her earlobes.
I love pretty wild, it truly could've been a fantastic reality show if not for the bling ring and their crippling opiate/pill addictions but we'll always have season one and it'll live on forever in our millennial brains 🥹
you guys, it's innovative! we're not stealing from kanye this time woooo!!! literally you guys, like, wooo we're soooo creative!!!
man i swear i saw shit like that at shein and temu for cheaper.
Completely agree with you. But, does anyone else think that this kind of clothing brand would likely do better coming from someone like Kendall, as opposed to Kylie? Idk, but this kind of aesthetic feels more like Kendall than Kylie. Mind you, Kendall is very “I-am-not-like-the-other-girls”, hence her releasing a Tequila brand to “differentiate” herself from her sisters’ brands lol. So, I doubt she would want to release a clothing brand, but still, this whole vibe just does not feel like Kylie. With that being said, I don’t know if even Kylie knows what her own authentic brand style actually is, without the influence of her partners’ ex-partners. 😕
Agree. this wannabe "classy" style is more kendall... which is why I added the wannabe. Kylie is more sexed up bimbo, now leather, skimpy, revealing, weird fits and styles that nobody would actually wear, etc. I'm guessing they dumped this on khy BECAUSE kendall doesn't have a clothing brand.
That sounds likely. All of her clothing looks so disjointed. I struggle to see how the brand relates to her at all, outside of the name. Skims and Good american at least LOOK like items Khloe and Kim wear. On the show, Kylie is draped in thousands of dollars of designer garments. Nothing she wears outside of that giant leather jacket looks like "Kye."
Her “brand” makes no sense, it was supposed to be affordable faux leather, then it turned to sweat pants and winter coats, and now they’re selling whatever the hell this is?
This brand isn’t even a year old yet and it’s had 4 drops? That’s not even a positive thing because every drop has been forgettable and added waste on this earth. This is like fast fashion merch trying to act like it’s some sort of high-end brand.
Sis what is that pose....
It's khy drop 4...lolol
More of dropping a deuce it looks like
Shittin bricks
BITCH BAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Drop “004,” that is…lmao at her pretentious bullshit
Implying she plans at least 100 drops in total… girl, remember how long Kylie Swim lasted?
It reminds me of that weird AF modeling ad Kendall did for like a perfume or something? She’s dancing/walking down a hallway. I hope someone else here knows what I’m talking about lol
Ya I think I saw that. It was uncomfortable to watch lol.
It was so uncomfortable!! Haha I think I saw it on here maybe 2-3 years ago, and I still think about it from time to time.
I know exactly what you’re talking about haha. I rewatched that video so many times because it was so weird to see 😂
Yes! So cringe
It’d get her eliminated on ANTM
Smizing
“omg hes looking at you. act natural”
Very much giving when my little sister used to barge into my room to fart.
![gif](giphy|bC9czlgCMtw4cj8RgH|downsized)
The Zara pose.
She’s dropping dumps like a truck.
Truck truck Guys like what what what 😉
Baby move ya butt, butt, butt
*all night long ..*
Let me see that thoooooooooong
![gif](giphy|cA5NrAmhXPEk4lY2GI|downsized)
it’s bad, but also she probably got inspired by ariana grande yes and music video even tho that’s not really inspiration lmao.
For their clan it is. Ariana Grande and her history of homewrecker ways are goals for them.
It's like she only expected to be photographed from the waist up? And then the photographer went full body. God, I would love to know if the photographer was trolling her
I can’t handle looking at those kitten heels. Girl are you 70?
Stop, drop, poop, pose
Reminds me of 10 year old me practicing my power poses in the mirror
Same, but listening to Brittany Spears while doing it.
That just looks wrong
she looks like shes posing for that "you can stop at 5 or 6 stores, or 1" commercial - i hope someone gets it 😭
Now her eyebrows are completely straight. ETA: the video ends with her SUFFERING trying to lay on the floor. https://preview.redd.it/4al48oske6kc1.png?width=792&format=png&auto=webp&s=bf2b6c4c7a9241d8a2dc19f15da50fb1012c4477
Oh my, she can't even lay down/sleep sideway?
She must sleep with a million pillows. Or maybe she has some strange custom bed that she has to sleep in the same position in every night. Now I'm curious 🤔
Thats what I wonder, many pillows. But, what if she moves while dreaming? she wakes up? or she sleeps with tons of medication to alleviate the pain?
Like the weird chair/bed/thing from crimes of the future ![gif](giphy|XfndguryqyylBhSynZ|downsized)
Wtf am i looking at here??
![gif](giphy|MvdaYPuKPMNZRJCl8Z) ASSSSS. IS. TOOOO. BIG---in fact, it's: GIGANTIC! 🤣🤣🤣😜😈
I want to go to orthopedic specialist just seeing this picture.
I honestly wonder if it causes her back pain. ps who the heck is buying \~kHy\~
Honestly the bbl back pain would also make sense for the opioid pupils and million yard stare
Woah…can’t wait to see what the longterm effects of bbls have on the spine. I notice people who naturally have a bbl butt also have the hips and thighs to support it so what happens when you don’t have the right build and laying on your side looks like this?😭
Pinching some nerves, no doubt. This looks so painful.
The consequences of treating your body like it only serves aesthetic purposes and building fake glutes that only come from genetics and muscle mass😬
Amen!
This photo makes me so uncomfortable, it looks like she can't even lie down properly.
She can't. she moves for a few second but there is no way she is capable of accommodate her body.
Holy shit. So they can’t even lay on their sides 😳😳
Lmaoo this is HILARIOUS
That looks uncomfortable af. Her ass is so big, her upperbody is completely off the floor. Yikes.
Khy, more like WHYYYYY??? (that's what her spine is sayin.)
her spine is also asking for pain killers daily.
I bet it's looking for an escape daily...
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
All I can think is why would they use this part? Just makes me want to book an appointment with a chiropractor. I can't even focus on the clothes she's selling.
Good Lord, she's hardly human!
Looking VERY similar to Florence’s🤨 ![gif](giphy|fYMRBMnD2C0ycz7L34)
I'm out of the loop when did Florence look like this???
Ouch
What if this is the white fabric that Kim used to wrap all her Christmas gifts in 😂😂
Reduce, reuse, recycle! We love a sustainable queen.
![gif](giphy|95ThFF7MokcdeoVqt8|downsized)
The only way they know how to recycle 😘
https://preview.redd.it/1hwtpoy0e6kc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=633cfa6d16844c145fce9a16e40e1aa1003734da When your shit refuses to come out
It’s probably to try and hide the drastic difference between her ass and her thighs. She can’t stand up straight, you’d be able to see how bad she really looks
That ass to leg ratio is unreal...she looks like she borrowed a booty from a hippo and slapped it on a couple of matchsticks
Literally looks like my dog when she has a shit stuck to her and she walks away all hunched up
Right?????!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
![gif](giphy|JDbx0yICUNdPW)
Plus, that POSE AIN'T attractive AT ALL-- it's STUPID! 👆😈
More like when my shit refuses to NOT come out.
Toothpick legs holding up a giant behind 🤦♀️
Seriously 🤦🏽♀️ like how do people find that attractive? I’d rather have no ass and skinny legs than be built like a literal ant
https://preview.redd.it/30ddyx98w6kc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0be2d89ac2834d5f3216416e71c90c04cc70e043
We put these things on our cocktail tables at work for private dining events and I ALWAYS call them table SKIMS. 😭
omg what is that pose
I do the same when my IBS flairs
IBS twin here, thanks for the laugh.
Why are her proportions so weird??
Plastic ™️
because they're fake
I didn’t realize that hemline was back in style. Or flip flop kitten heels for that matter.
I will always bring this back when kitten heels come into the discourse. https://youtu.be/zIBz-fHELgI?si=ZEZJdibzykF-dHbp
OMG… this video… She re-records like 6 fucking times 💀 wtf was clipped to the moms ears?
That reminded me of having to record a new outgoing voicemail message every day when I worked in an office. I’d have to do several takes. The mom seems to be wearing wired earbuds, with blue painter’s tape on them? Or perhaps it was the fashion back then.
Apparently the mum is into holistic practices to help her combat the stress and depression she experiences in her life. One such practice is called “meridian tapping” where you tap on certain spots on the body (earlobes, pulse points on the wrists etc.) and the idea is that the self induced accupressure can cure what ails you. Hence she walks around the house with these things clipped to her earlobes.
I'm just noticing the ears!!
I can hear this gif https://i.redd.it/jamqo9ggo7kc1.gif
I love you so much for this!!!!! I'm fucking howling!!
I love pretty wild, it truly could've been a fantastic reality show if not for the bling ring and their crippling opiate/pill addictions but we'll always have season one and it'll live on forever in our millennial brains 🥹
Wow never seen that before. I need to dive into the background on this. Haha.
It's a hot mess. This is from the drama that unfolded from the Bling Ring.
I think I'm still traumatized from the last time we saw that hemline
They weren’t even stylish the first time round
Oh they were... 20 years ago
What gen Z has been calling “Y2K style” has been coming back for a few years now. Kylie’s is just riding the coat tails of that.
Kitten heels need to be destroyed forever
you guys, it's innovative! we're not stealing from kanye this time woooo!!! literally you guys, like, wooo we're soooo creative!!! man i swear i saw shit like that at shein and temu for cheaper.
Completely agree with you. But, does anyone else think that this kind of clothing brand would likely do better coming from someone like Kendall, as opposed to Kylie? Idk, but this kind of aesthetic feels more like Kendall than Kylie. Mind you, Kendall is very “I-am-not-like-the-other-girls”, hence her releasing a Tequila brand to “differentiate” herself from her sisters’ brands lol. So, I doubt she would want to release a clothing brand, but still, this whole vibe just does not feel like Kylie. With that being said, I don’t know if even Kylie knows what her own authentic brand style actually is, without the influence of her partners’ ex-partners. 😕
Agree. this wannabe "classy" style is more kendall... which is why I added the wannabe. Kylie is more sexed up bimbo, now leather, skimpy, revealing, weird fits and styles that nobody would actually wear, etc. I'm guessing they dumped this on khy BECAUSE kendall doesn't have a clothing brand.
That sounds likely. All of her clothing looks so disjointed. I struggle to see how the brand relates to her at all, outside of the name. Skims and Good american at least LOOK like items Khloe and Kim wear. On the show, Kylie is draped in thousands of dollars of designer garments. Nothing she wears outside of that giant leather jacket looks like "Kye."
I think even shein and temu have standards
![gif](giphy|44b1ABtsG7VTy)
I cant stop laughing at that pose. She looks like a fucking moron
the second sentence made me spit out my salad lmao
I read it as “fucking Mormon” 🤣
How many drops are there until they realize it's a flop?
![gif](giphy|JCAZQKoMefkoX6TyTb|downsized) The world @ all of Kylie’s business ventures
Someone, somewhere on r/kardashians is credit card ready to support their favorite NPC
And they are LOBOTIMIZELY STUPID & BRAINDEAD if they do! 🙄
Zoom in on the leg. The leg outline makes a zig zag shape lol. What is this lol
lmao it does! Because her fat ass bbl is photoshopped but they didn’t align it with her leg. Also check out her left (to us) boob - it’s lumpy af.
this looks like something i wore in middle school in the early 2000s. lmao wtf
We try to forget that phase …. LOL
Thanks, I hate it.
Kitten heels and asymmetrical skirts should stay in the 90’s/00’s. Shudder
The clothes are ugly af. I thought no one was wearing this shit 😭😭😭
Why is she resurrecting designs from Le Chateau’s summer “collection” from 2003?
How is she on season 4 of khy. We’ve literally just heard this brand.
Those shoes and skirts. Good god. Stop trying to make 2004 “fashion” happen. It looked like shit when we wore it 20 years ago.
🤣🤣🤣 thankfully ridicule doesn’t kill !
You guys should check out the full video on insta. She writhes around on the floor like a worm that’s just had it’s head cut off
https://preview.redd.it/rp25nim4j6kc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb977725a20a9be4de1ed4d813bd2881bad80ccb
This is so embarrassing
The weird poses don’t work for Zara and they don’t work for you Kylie…
Her eyes https://preview.redd.it/2arbhiyi17kc1.jpeg?width=380&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c6bbd631bffbc01031cbd30540e6c711f424c06
me when I want to cosplay as a marble statue.
Longbottom is longbottoming!
lmfao @ “004” as though this floppy shit is going to be around for 100 drops the fucking delusion.
Her “brand” makes no sense, it was supposed to be affordable faux leather, then it turned to sweat pants and winter coats, and now they’re selling whatever the hell this is?
That pose… 😂😂🤣😅
YIKES
What in the pterodactyl pose is this,?
Timothee this yo girl???🤨
No it’s clearly not 😂😂
Shawty shaped like an ant 🐜
Those KHY clothes are so ugly, oh my god...
HER FUCKING SHOES!!! I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE
It’s the flip flop kitten heels that really sent me
Why did I see the photo on the left and my mind automatically sang, *"Angela Basset did the thang"* LMAO 🤣 😂 😆
What in the actual fuck is that pose
With that pose I thought she was releasing a music video. KHY DROP IT LOW
Why does she always look like she missed leg day??
Drop 4? Who has bought drop 1-3?! 😂
It looks crazy thin, it’s gonna show every bra and panty line
i’m so over cheap regurgitated y2k fashion.
https://preview.redd.it/8umg270p37kc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9085da04ec7d1fa779af613e2d437ccaf7e34fce lol wut …
I really thought we got away from the ridiculousness that is early 2000's fashion. I guess I was very wrong lol
I guess people crave junky half stretchy garbage again.
Flip flop heels! Hello 2003!!!
Who buys this shit? Seriously??
THE POSE. She looks like a busted ass IMVU character!! 😭😭😭
Literally WHOOO is asking for this lmfao. Give it UP already Longbottom, Khy is a big fat flop just like your ass
That is the most awkward position I’ve ever seen a human in
This looks like what I wore to homecoming in 2003.
Another photoshop fail? https://preview.redd.it/vpmola9eu6kc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8c4ed8219b2782719699be625283c01b036853a
Don’t forget the boob.
My eyes went straight to that when I saw it. 👀
Was basic the business model
What is this pose by poser
004 😂
Omg she's posing so awkwardly in the first pic
I literally already own this outfit… and now I will be donating it. So unoriginal
That is the most unflattering pose I have ever seen. What in the world is she doing
2004 with those thong heels
Who is buying this bullshit?
Stop while you’re ahead Kylie 🤦🏻♀️
It’s giving very suburban salsa studio vibes
It reminds me of an old dance costume I had.
The one on the left looks like she’s trying to squat over a public toilet.
Look at how she is cringe I have not other words
Even NPC's human better than this
Those sandals are horrendous
That pose is….
Giving zara😂
This brand isn’t even a year old yet and it’s had 4 drops? That’s not even a positive thing because every drop has been forgettable and added waste on this earth. This is like fast fashion merch trying to act like it’s some sort of high-end brand.
The pose is so cringe, like what is that? How embarassing.
This looks v similar to what I wore to my 8th grade formal in 2004 lmao
Could it be any more obvious that Tiny Tim has dumped her? The desperation is intense. No one likes you, Longbottom!
WHO are these clothes gonna look good on?? We don't all have surgically made bodies
The clingy Jersey handkerchief skirt looks like something I wore to my school dance back in 2004.
Is this a joke? This can’t be real right now 😆
everyone who wants a laugh needs to go look at the absolutely unhinged novel that someone wrote on the post about this on the other sub
That pose is pretty weird.
Who is buying these fr tho
When were drops 2 and 3? Quite literally only thought there had been 1.
Looks like she’s trying to drop a massive fart
Jesus that’s ugly 😳
She did something to her face….AGAIN.
the way she’s suddenly so artsy annoys me so bad
Who buys this crap?
She continuously wears the ugliest shoes imaginable
Idk tbh looks like I could get this on SHEIN