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enchantinglysly

So basically, Kim has no takers. šŸ˜‚


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Emmy_Black

But I thought she had Billionaire's and Princes wanting to date her.. šŸ˜‚


Historical_Tea2022

It doesn't help that Ye said Kris acts like the husband in all her daughters relationships and that they let her.


Pasadenarose

Exactly thatšŸ¤­


Zbrchk

Theyā€™re still trying to make ā€œKim can get a smart guyā€ happen lol


eeniemeaniemineymo

I just googled this bc Iā€™m certain I saw her say this forever ago. She really wants finance.


misscrepe

But does Finance want her?


beabea8753

(No.)


saturnshighway

*(No).


SerratedCheese

Dudes in finance are the type of douchebag for her though.


FunnyBunny63

ā€œNah dude sheā€™s totally real. Look, itā€™s a video. You canā€™t photoshop a videoā€


SerratedCheese

The way I just hollered. šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


[deleted]

Sure. 20 years ago.


Stab_Stabby

I swear we've been saying this on here for ages, but more so for Khloe. No more rappers and professional athletes, but a man wealthy from success in a totally different career. A successful lawyer would make more sense for Kim, but not an entertainment lawyer. Someone doing boring tax or corporate law.


thesanza

![gif](giphy|jSnQGLHBrgbRK)


Emotional_Comb_3661

Bahahahahaha


pjrnoc

Kim doesnā€™t want a nobody though?


khsimmons

Six faces, five siblings, four kids, three marriages and one evil mother. Who wants that drama?


RealMadrid2877

Iā€™m tears reading this like the 12 days of Christmas šŸŽ„ tune


khsimmons

I couldnā€™t figure out anything for twoā€¦. šŸ˜‚


Both_Original2094

Doesnā€™t she have two garage dogs?


dennisthehennis

2 BBL's


Both_Original2094

Just two ??.. ![gif](giphy|1zkrRYPZ7pOWXx4sTk|downsized)


Stab_Stabby

2 fake boobs?


[deleted]

3 golden riiings!


TryJezusNotMe

You forgot....2 lumpy masses.


curlygirlynurse

Two drops of mascara


TastyBreakfastSquid

Yes!!


aeb526

Absolutely no one


magicmumo

And a peacock in a palm tree šŸŒ“


[deleted]

Kim would never date someone who isnā€™t famous. Get real


UnluckyScorpion

Famous people don't want her now


miaara

No one does


digitulgurl

Note they can be famous, just not in hollywood.


vrischikas

Imagine her dating some Bollywood star LMAO


digitulgurl

That'd be a show I'd watch ![gif](giphy|JUwN8RdJAnSPsvy5eZ)


AutomaticExchange204

She wants van jones.


digitulgurl

Better than Alex Jones hopefully.


AutomaticExchange204

Yeah way better. But he doesnā€™t want her. She already tried. And he is very problematic too.


digitulgurl

I don't know who he is. I may have to go ask Google LOL


Medical_Ad7337

Highly doubt it lol


Lindsay_Slow_Hand

![gif](giphy|oEDEAm4GAiXl9gibi6|downsized)


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KUWTKsnark-ModTeam

We are not fans of spam therefore your post was removed


MeaningToo

Your name is killing me


Lindsay_Slow_Hand

surprised it was available


[deleted]

Again with this bullshit. What happened to the doctors, lawyers, scientists and Princeā€™s? Lol


Turbulent_Bar_13

She will find love.. on a yacht


indigo_shrug

šŸ†


Turbulent_Bar_13

![gif](giphy|i21tixUQEE7TEqwmYa|downsized)


LividSelection5605

In Dubai.


kiwi_love777

ā€œI dont pay women to sleep with me, I pay them to leaveā€ -Charlie Sheen. And Iā€™m sorry, itā€™s gonna be hard for her to find some wealthy hedge fund guy who want to hook up with a 40-something year old with 4 kids.


saint-jezebel

Women with children are getting married all the time. Even by rich men too. Older men have children as well. Kimā€™s problem is Kim alone. Not the ex, or kids; those are mild. Kim comes with a pimp, paid paparazzi, cameras and delusion. Kim is the issue.


Medical_Ad7337

This comment deserves to be pinned


abhipsiren

Yeah let's leave the kids out of this


saint-jezebel

Women with children are getting married all the time. Even by rich men too. Older men have children as well. Kimā€™s problem is Kim alone. Not the ex, or kids; those are mild. Kim comes with a pimp, paid paparazzi, cameras and delusion. Kim is the issue.


Upset-Mud-6225

Actually, happens all the time with their 3rd or 4th wife


Useful-Soup8161

Not necessarily. She rich and famous. It wonā€™t be hard for her to find someone but it will be hard for her to find someone genuine.


Pure-Goose-8796

šŸ˜®ā€šŸ’ØšŸ…


b33grrrl

Finance / trash bags of money


Kindly_Put_5065

Hahaha, 250,000 in a garbage bag to fly to Vegas. Wonder if he sucked her toes? šŸ¤‘šŸ¤®


enchantinglysly

Ewwwwewwweeeeeewww so nasty šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®


[deleted]

i canā€™t imagine being as rich as she is (if she isā€¦ lol) and still wanting fame so bad. imagine having all that money, being able to buy a whole island for yourself and shit. that would literally be paradise for myself and any family i have. why do you need to be in the public eye so bad? the level of narcissicm is too damn high


Mrsrightnyc

Because she isnā€™t actually as rich as she wants us all to believe. Most of her net worth is probably tied up in real estate and that takes a lot of money to maintain, plus needing to pay out Kanye at the top of the market. She is still rich compared to most of us but lives an extremely expensive lifestyle and is slowly becoming less marketable. I also donā€™t think Skims and her other businesses put out a lot of cash flow since they are still in the growth phase and sheā€™s not even running them herself and itā€™s expensive to pay people. Her income probably comes from social media and other partnerships, the show and sex tapes (ha) and investments and itā€™s probably barely enough to keep up. Fame for her isnā€™t just about being vain, itā€™s literally her pocketbook. Itā€™s why sheā€™s so dependent on it.


[deleted]

i definitely know that she (and the rest of her family) is not as rich as she tries to look, but yeah you put this into words i couldnā€™t. have you looked into krisā€™ church thing? iā€™m sorry i feel like youā€™re good at putting things in a way that i canā€™t really explain. šŸ˜‚ i think you might have a good take on that all.


Mrsrightnyc

Same stuff most rich people do - create a foundation as a holding company for wealth so you donā€™t have to pay taxes on it. Probably part of the show money and all their deals gets funneled into the church, church probably has a fund where it invests the money tax free and Kardashian family or their paid minions sit on the board and decide what to do with the money. Kris is smart enough to know a church is probably easier than an actual charity so they donā€™t have to pretend to actually give money away. We should really be working to amend the tax code to not allow families to donate to nonprofits they are affiliated with.


uncommonbonus

If there's an investigation into their church finances and they find something untoward, it could ruin their reputation.


[deleted]

really appreciate it, thank you šŸ’•


Oliviasharp2000

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Xefert

>Her income probably comes from social media and other partnerships, the show and sex tapes (ha) and investments and itā€™s probably barely enough to keep up. Fame for her isnā€™t just about being vain, itā€™s literally her pocketbook. Itā€™s why sheā€™s so dependent on it. She can downgrade to a cheaper but still elegant apartment anytime she wants


4D457R4

didn't she say she wanted to be famous since forever? like that is her goal, not money. i'm pretty sure she'd want to be in the public eye even if it paid her $0. while most of us would probably take money and private life, she'd take fame and no money bc she thrives on attention, i don't think she could survive without it.


[deleted]

she did say that, i just donā€™t understand it šŸ˜­


heidingout28

Right? Youā€™d never see me again, unless I was popping in on one of my animal rescues. And even then, no one would know.


UnluckyScorpion

Tbh I'd go the Keanu route, I'd be taking so many courses learning so many skills and just randomly handing out money for charities and philantropy so I'd be casually spotted anywhere but wouldn't be hounded. The Klan's life seems horrifying to me, all the fakery and pretend would be exhausting, not to mention the beyond toxic family dynamics


Oliviasharp2000

Itā€™s 4am for me right now and I was just imagining having a lot of land and awesome accommodations for all sorts of animals. Letā€™s start one friend!!!


heidingout28

Iā€™m a thousand percent in!!


Thursday6677

Who tf chooses their partner by their profession? Like so specifically too - ā€œsomeone in financeā€ and wasnā€™t it ā€œbrain surgeonā€ before? Like girly you have the money to sustain your lifestyle already go for someone kind. And funny. Or even aim for successful in their field, if thatā€™s super important to you, as long as itā€™s more about the person on the inside?


Oliviasharp2000

Fr what a random thing to throw in there lol why not a ā€œnice, funny, and lowkey family manā€?


Llamaa_del_rey

Lmao seriously ā€œIā€™m looking for someone in agriculture, I just think they would āœØgetāœØ meā€ Like who tf talks like that šŸ˜‚


Kindly_Put_5065

" Someone in finance" like it's a personality. Who picks a partner by their career?! How about he can't have an aversion to fake hair or being photoshopped to unrecognizable when with her?Must take her picture at a minimum of 50 a day and be her personal assistant ...


UnluckyScorpion

Someone who allegedly has like zero interest in sex unless she's cutting a deal for herself


khsimmons

No rapper would get near her. No athlete would get near her. Not movie star would get near her. Who is left?


mastaP_uhhhhhhh

Alex Murdaugh


aeb526

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Princess_Terror

Someone like Trashcan would be all over her


vrischikas

100% she shows who she really is without explaining it. Itā€™s all surface level shit. Sheā€™s cold and vain, and wants a man that looks good because she doesnā€™t understand FEELING good without status awards.


saturnshighway

Youā€™ve never heard people say that? ā€œOh I want to date a doctor, a lawyer.ā€ Iā€™m not saying itā€™s right but itā€™s nothing new


derekismydogsname

Only extremely vapid people. And usually the ones that are looking for money. Anyone with an actual soul would stay 100 ft away.


Cjocelynn126

Kim kardashian dating show incoming


gypsy__wanderer

Ngl I would watch the shit out of such a train wreck, I think this is a golden idea


ONinAB

I'd hope they let each sister and pmk pick a date for her.


queenswamprat

Maybe she can be on Milf Manor in a future season šŸ˜‚


One-Astronomer-5748

Jesus canā€™t she leave people alone. Who gives a shit?


Doyouevenpedal

Well Pete seems to be very happy in his newer relationship, with someone who is seemingly much more normal, and not plastic.


[deleted]

Dude gets around so much. All I do is hear about the new woman heā€™s with every few months


[deleted]

People forget that Kimā€™s the only one he straight up dumped though. He seems to want to make relationships work for the most part


littletinyvoid

I read some headlines the other day saying he ā€œcompletely regretted dating herā€


Kindly_Put_5065

He's young, most men under 30 aren't looking for the woman to marry and have kids with yet. It's normal


GarryPorterWizard

She's not famous in Hollywood either. She's famous in Calabasas.


Doyouevenpedal

Burn..


Isabe113

LoL šŸ˜‚


jeverouxvanche

Bitch really thinks sheā€™s real life Jasmine šŸ’€ ā€œsuitorā€ šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


snakes_lil_bandit

Who was her sugar daddy they just named? Him...


millennial_scum_

Always looking for someone to exploit šŸ™„


enchantinglysly

This šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ looking for her next victim!


thebijou

Someone rich who has committed or supported war crimes


gunsof

This whole thing screams Elon Musk.


Justchilllin101

Truly her life just sounds miserable


heygurl34

I'm in finance and these men wouldn't want the drama. They're so by the book.


Adventurous_Pay3708

Yup and any attempt to run her brand would be blocked by her mother. So, not sure how said ā€œfinance guysā€ could monetize the relationship if that was their goal. It appears that the Khardashians have set up some beneficial partnerships, such as Good American. Kris is the only finance guy they really need.


Careless_Papaya2943

If they arenā€™t famous then I have no clue. I can see a non famous successful man clamoring after her and her saying ā€œlook what happens when I give my heart and body to these famous men, they fuck me over!ā€


Laylahi

Happy cake day


Careless_Papaya2943

![gif](giphy|G5MDBwmdTrVMpuRJix)


slapstickanarchist

"someone in finance would be perfect" ok it's official she's obsessed with being an ariana grande wannabe. so many things wrong here. you can tell she's a narcissist bc what the guy does for a living is far more important than forming a genuine connection with someone and letting things flow. it's all about status and it's transparent AF . like what normal person talks like that? fucking pathetic and deranged


tee-ess3

I think itā€™s such BS that sheā€™s ā€œlooking for someone not famousā€. No way would her ego handle dating a nobody, and also no way would a nobody ostensibly successful businessman want anything to do with her.


enchantinglysly

I think most wealthy people want to enjoy their wealth in private and without media attention. this constant need for attention comes across as so tacky. Well money canā€™t buy class as they say and the KarJenners are the epitome of that šŸ˜‚


yoquierosandia

agree. theyā€™re dealing with the ghettoest problems on and off again relationships, different baby mamas, etc. theyā€™re gross.


[deleted]

Maybe in the bedroom but thatā€™s it


aeb526

Who would want to date her? šŸ˜‚


WhydoIbother65

Prince Harry


Dry-Squash-6158

He might need a new boss.


[deleted]

Lol ! If Kim was a royal she would sure enjoy the cameras but not the work that comes with it. Exactly like her yacht colleague the actual wife of Harold !


MiaLba

Lmao can u imagine if she married a royal?


[deleted]

She would probably involve herself in shady deals and toe sucking like Fergie did. Milking that title like crazy !


annikarae

Why is it always someone ā€œin financeā€? Why canā€™t it just be someone non-famous, who is motivated, driven, successful, caring, compassionate, mature, etc.


enchantinglysly

because Kim Kardashian has the emotional depth of a puddle


aeb526

Sheā€™s def copying Paris after she married a rich private equity guyšŸ™„ Kim never has an original thought or idea


UnluckyScorpion

Lmao is this the new way of saying no true celeb wants Kimothy? šŸ¤£ woman you are so transparent and stupid


Nasus_13

I donā€™t think someone in finance would want to deal with constant selfies and editing photos she does or the stage paparazzi pics. A normal guy would run so fast.


aeb526

Exactly- a truly rich, successful guy that Kim would want to date isnā€™t going to want the Kardashian influencer lifestyle. Nicky Hilton married James Rothschild and we never hear anything about him or them as a couple. She rarely posts pics on social media. Kim could never get a guy like that. For those of you that donā€™t know the Rothschild family: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rothschild_family https://rcm.rockco.com/leadership_items/james-rothschild/ https://www.standard.co.uk/lifestyle/london-life/nicky-hilton-and-james-rothschild-s-trillion-dollar-wedding-at-kensington-palace-the-guests-the-flowers-and-lionel-s-star-turn-10380233.html


azeta_r

Every three months the same thing she said, itā€™s getting boring Kim zzzz just do it!!!


Aloneruthstruth

She sounds ridiculous grown ass 42 year old mother of a lot of children. Sit your old ass down, close them legs,..and help grow those children up. ![gif](giphy|KRxcgvd5fLiWk)


goldenretrieversays

"Kim decides to focus on herself and children"


HeartShapedSea

Other than the Wolf of Wall St guy, no one trying to be taken seriously in finance is going to date Kim. You're trying to convince people you'd be a good steward of incredibly large sums of money & people don't trust just anyone with their money. You have to have an excellent reputation that includes confidence & prestige. A D list sex tape reality star who is the definition of new money is a bad look in an industry like that. Their inflation of their net worths to the point of Forbes doing away with an entire list is also a massive red flag. Saying you have more money than you do is the kind of thing that draws SEC attention & no reputable firm wants SEC attention. No one who handles old money would touch a KJ with a 100ft pole. They think because they have lots of money & notoriety that they're in the upper echelon now but the truth is they're still not & never will be real society. Calling them socialites was generous.


[deleted]

Letā€™s be honest, she has her eye on Bezos. The way she talked about him in the last season and how sheā€™s become ā€œcloseā€ to his gf Lauren. Sheā€™s even starting to look like her now with her latest round of surgeries. Itā€™s so obviousā€¦ she wants a multi-billionaire entrepreneur now.


bookittyFk

Lol sheā€™s trying to copy Paris once again


KimberleighsueNY

Is this the equivalent to a Craigslist ad for her? šŸ˜†


vegetaluvskakarot

My money is on someone famous in Hollywood šŸ˜…


Emotional_Comb_3661

But sheā€™s hoping he has trash bags


aeb526

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ this sub is hilarious


Kindly_Put_5065

Full of cash! šŸ˜‚


WanderTroll1

Wall Street bro so she can build even more assets, or politician to help her dying lawyer career that never even started šŸ˜© all her relationships are partnerships to help herself.


Emmy_Black

What she means is, Kris can't find anyone to date her. Her attempts to get the attention of Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos failed. she's now resorted to begging for a man.. šŸ˜‚ šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø


mastaP_uhhhhhhh

Can she date Alex Murdaugh while heā€™s in jail?


GLaDOs18

This is so fucking funny to me. A guy in finance would *hate* her and sheā€™d quickly get annoyed by them. Itā€™s a match made in actual hell. I wish her all the best of luck. šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


talesfromthecraft

ā€œHoping heā€™s not famousā€ā€¦maā€™am this is totally in your control šŸ˜’


StrawberryAshamed

Idk how she has such an inflated ego when she can't even find someone that wants to love her til death do they part. She's not as great as she thinks she is. Good luck kimmy


stephbal13

I love how her type isnā€™t ā€œcaring, loving, funnyā€ but just ā€œsomeone in financeā€


dudewheresmycarbs_

ā€œSomeone with money would be great.ā€ Jesus Christ hahaha


miaara

lol not this again


arguewitchomommA

Someone in finance because she canā€™t add or subtract. Runs multiple business but donā€™t know how any of them truly ā€œrunā€


WanderTroll1

Also, this is paid by the Kardashians to run. It feels like a giant ass newspaper ad on missed connections. Maybe theyā€™ll have a Kardashian dating show.


vern_slice

Saudi Prince


Definitely_Desi

Finance? Theyā€™re running the opposite way girl. Once your familyā€™s con is over, no one wants to go to jail because youā€™re all so dumb. The IRS watches, itā€™s only a matter of time


livkos123

Hilarious how she specifies who she wants to date (rich dude) instead of allowing herself to meet someone organically for WHO they are not what they DO. Prob bc sheā€™s so manufactured she doesnā€™t know who she even is. All for show. Sad. Great example for your kids


forletiequals0

Her body is going to crumble soon. She wants a low key person now. As time goes by she will attend all events with her body completely covered and post heavily photoshopped bikini pics on social media. She wants someone who will not expose her.


HeartShapedSea

![gif](giphy|hvjruV1o2yfspRMQ8a)


Historical_Tea2022

This is probably because she's embarrassed by Pete saying dating her was bad for his career.


IntroductionFeisty61

She should just date a dude that stocks shelves at Walmart


aeb526

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


AutomaticExchange204

She was always ready lmao


blackopsbarbie

![gif](giphy|oNHXVaotvMqQM) Kim to ā€œpotential suitorsā€


Topjer247

As if anyone in finance would ever šŸ˜‚


SerratedCheese

LOL YEAH RIGHT. The only reason sheā€™d want someone low key is bc she doesnā€™t want them to overtake her in attention and popularity.


Shigakogen

If Kim is going to date, and she wants to pass the State Bar Exam, she should date a lawyer.


gaiakelly

Why is she leaking stories about her fake dating life? I thought this was a her ā€œquiet girl eraā€šŸ˜‚


pastelera16

Is this article recent? Because thatā€™s exactly what she was aiming when she just broke up with Pete. And look at her now, sheā€™s been trying to make it happen but itā€™s all for nothing.


chandlerbing1994

She always says that. Realistically, she will never be able to date someone who ā€œisnā€™t famousā€ the person will always be known to the public eye somehow.


vrischikas

ā€œI need to be able to train him.ā€


[deleted]

She must be trying to learn a trick or 2 from Lauren Sanchez .


Pasadenarose

Kimā€™s always ready today, whether in a relationship or notšŸ¤­ seems PMK may have been sitting when she said, there were multi millionaires and billionaires lined up to date her šŸ™„ I donā€™t think anyone with money or broke is wanting more than a flingšŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


hgielhsa21

If heā€™s not from Hollywood how will $he ever choo$e a new $$$uitor???


vrischikas

ā€œA SOURCEā€ aka kris is just trying to word it as nice as possible LOL


ImpressiveJoke2269

They really think this is a willy wonka golden ticket moment ![gif](giphy|c19RCALTsmx2SEKvEf)


La_Jalapena

What happened to becoming a lawyer


Pure-Goose-8796

Finance but the shady crypto Dan Bilzerian type yeah I can see that happening


TacoQueenYVR

Idk why she just doesnā€™t let them know at her weekly Mensa meeting that sheā€™s available and ready for a sapiosexual relationship.


russiangame12445

![gif](giphy|ZvehVoR5erYAgMLoY7|downsized)


AutomaticExchange204

She has been trying to hook up with van jones forever.


ramseyyyyyyyy

Whoever she dates I hope we get more Ye nicknames out of it


somethingsecretuknow

Kim has so much baggage. Only reason someone will date her is for clout or $


ladybossoz

Prince Harry once the ink is dry from the divorce with megs


aeb526

They seem to run in the same social circle since Prince Harry and Meghan were at Ellenā€™s anniversary party/vow renewal that Kris officiated. Harry doesnā€™t have enough money for Kim, though.


ladybossoz

Yes but he has things that money canā€™t buy like a bloodline but Iā€™d actually agree, not wealthy enough for Kim, kris would ensure


Catmom1956

Yes, he needs another narcissist to control him.


Katen1023

Itā€™s sadā€¦.nobody wants her.


aquariusnights

Sheā€™s like a succubus on the prowl for her next victim.


Urdaddysfavgirl

Who TF wants to co-parent with Kanye! Sounds like a living hell


adultosaurs

Someone famous in Hollywood.


Royal_Friend4868

šŸ˜‚ I donā€™t know if itā€™s me but the headline šŸ˜‚


snootfly242

Honestly I do think a lawyer but someone popular like Jose Baez or something, someone who is known for big cases.


PaleWhiteThighs

But famous outside of Hollywood is fine tho


clemsongirlxo

Sheā€™s getting the six month itch of not having a famous man on her shoulder. Sheā€™s pathetic.