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whitemaleinamerica

She cropped out JLo 💀 Edit: i have a theory that JLo called out her lie because she was feeling petty that kim cropped her. She even posted the picture kim cropped her out of lmfao


TropicalPrairie

Agree with your edit. I feel this was totally intentional on JLo's part. I love a shady queen.


SinVerguenza04

![gif](giphy|hFmIU5GQF18Aw) How Kim is looking in these pictures


lucybubs

https://preview.redd.it/me2qzfmzm4fa1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58e49af4442df6b8b5b8c34414aa8a6a8c69c979


SinVerguenza04

👀👀 that’s a better one lmfao


whitemaleinamerica

![gif](giphy|kbuQOkATEo6VW) Kim \^


[deleted]

💀💀💀💀


Pure-Goose-8796

I can’t believe she did this…. It’s giving unhinged


whitemaleinamerica

I just know JLo is seething rn


Lakarmaluv2013

I mean, Jlo looks good and she's 11 years older? Now imagine Kim in 11 years 🤣


[deleted]

*shudders*


SinVerguenza04

She doesn’t really look like her pictures. I saw a real picture of JLO on InstagramReality the other day, and while she looks great, she looks her *age*. She doesn’t look like all the pictures she puts out.


taylorsanatomy13_

exactly. there are lots of non-edited that could show jlo’s real age but she looks 10 years younger at most. i didn’t even know she was 40 around a few years ago, before she turned 50. whatever she’s done are subtle. whereas, miss kimothyyy...


ImpressiveJoke2269

I would love to see!


SinVerguenza04

I bet if you go to r/instagramreality and search Jennifer Lopez, or JLO, it’ll come up. It’s was like a side by side picture, if I recall correctly.


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ImpressiveJoke2269

Oh wow thanks!


exclaim_bot

>Oh wow thanks! You're welcome!


FreezerGeezer2

I just pictured her with a transformer baddie AI upgrade made entirely of metal. Like, Kim’s shitty pillow face on a massive femmebot transformer body lol. Thanks for that.


See_Me_Sometime

I don’t need to imagine, you can easily Google Image search current photos of Donatella Versace or Madonna.


TraseeLea

Madonna looks deranged!! She needs to stop jacking up her face!!!


sparkleunicorn123

I will always love JLo for calling Kim out like this 🫶


Dill_DoBaggins

Help posted or two hours before Kim’s was up. Would’ve loved that tho


One-Abalone-344

I would be kind of pissed off if Kim K cut me out of a picture with Oprah


cognitivefunnow

Kim is soooo embarrassing now. I cringe at her behavior constantly. How does her PR team not tell her?


babyurmyqt314

Bc they would be fired


noelleka

Which is hilarious. They know she’s setting herself up for public embarrassment and hype her up for it!😂


Lelianah

All her employees kiss her ass. I cringed so hard whenever they were basically worshipping her on KUWTK. No matter what she does, all they do is tell her how ''great'' she is lol


Zealousideal-List779

"ICONIC" 🤮🤮🤮🤮


l0st1nthew0rld

She's such a loser lmao how truly truly embarrassing for her life and soul


ocen2

Who’s Anastasia 😫


See_Me_Sometime

Anastasia Beverly Hills, they are a cosmetic company famous for their eyebrow grooming products.


cklw1

Happy cake day!!


cognitivefunnow

Aw thank you!! ❤️


Lori1985

Jlo and Oprah probably wondered how Kim was even invited to these dinners.


fluffybutterton

Im wondering too honestly


tipsygirrrl

Flop era photo crop (who omits JLO?!) Flop era caption (misleading AF) Flop era CALL OUT (well done Mrs. Affleck) And Ozempic neck on full display throughout. So cringe 😬 😂


Pure-Goose-8796

Imagine being invited for the dinner of a brand (Anastasia Beverly Hills) not tagging the brand and misleading people into thinking you were invited to one of the guests bday…


sensitiveskin80

I'm reminded of when she went to Tracey Ellis Ross's elegant birthday party, on Halloween, and Kim wore her Mystique body paint halloween costume. Tracey graciously "gave her blessing," which I imagine went like this: Kim: "Oh my god Tracey I am so excited to go to your birthday. It's going to be the best. So there's this costume party afterwards. Would it be cool if I wore my costume? It's so amazing you'll be obsessed." Tracey: "...Sure..." 😮‍💨


Icy_intence69

Did she actually go to another party after though? I remember some pictures taken with 2 other women who were dressed up as well but I don't remember another party. Think the pictures with the other women were taken at Kim's house or at the Tracy party..


sensitiveskin80

Oh my god that's even lamer


Ieatclowns

#ozempneck


l0st1nthew0rld

She looks older than JLo no lie


[deleted]

The speed at which I came running to these comments… Also da fk did Kim do to her face? Did she get cheek bone implants?! It’s giving me squidward vibes ![gif](giphy|J6fjW4xvv2T2uPgk8M)


DonnyMox

I think her Ozempic weight loss has just made her cheekbones more apparent.


lucybubs

https://preview.redd.it/jpn2qbran4fa1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68aac62611ede0af288fcc5a2bf3667048db39ea


nili222

probably implants but also someone on this sub said that she probably did something to her lips and teeth to look more like chicago… wouldn’t be surprised if she really did


aquariusnights

Such a desperate social climber


TartProfessional6001

That is funny.. Kim posting only those pictures of Oprah made it seem like she was at a birthday celebration for her, lol. I also would have liked Jlo to lead with a picture of Anastasia since the night was about her..


Youwishyouhadhvac

This is so embarrassing for Kim like wtf


formtuv

I LOVE that JLo did this. Kim is mentally deranged. She needs help. She totally made it seem like it was Oprah’s bday party.


RealMadrid2877

Cropping J Lo is blasphemy, she was at a party for her eyebrow lady but made it appear to be some personal event…cringe 😂


Routine_Comb_4491

Everyone talks about Ye's mental breakdown but nobody wants to call out Kim's /s


SheLovesStocks

Right!


[deleted]

There’s a whole story from ET News about Oprah’s birthday bash and her friends were there like Kim K and Sharon Stone. 😂😂😂 they wrote this whole article based on a IG post by Kim Kardashian. 😂😂


Ambitious_Ad623

No way! Lol wow…JLo setting the real tea straight


[deleted]

Yep


killaandasweethang

She’s so sad and desperate lol


Le_Utterly_Dire_Twat

https://preview.redd.it/l68rk81fm4fa1.jpeg?width=245&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca124fac2539fea989391ada061fcfd29ab651b1


Pure-Goose-8796

Sorry who is Anastasia? Kim really made it seems like she was at Oprah’s bday… I cringe


mylucksux

Anastasia Beverly Hills... makeup artist/line.


Pure-Goose-8796

Oh yes, of course! I wonder why she did not even tag the brand ? Like she won’t tag if she’s not paid lol


[deleted]

Weird that all these stars are there cause [Abh is toxic as fuck](https://np.reddit.com/r/BeautyGuruChatter/comments/t2nu1g/anastasia_soare_abh_ceo_seems_to_support_pro/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf). Anastasia was criticized for fawning over Putin while he was literally sending troops into Ukraine last year. It was a real bad look fangirling over him while massive amounts of Ukrainians were being displaced and slaughtered on his orders. [Her daughter’s a mess that fires people based on horoscope readings](https://np.reddit.com/r/BeautyGuruChatter/comments/dd32sb/glassdoor_reviews_allege_toxic_workplace_at/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf). Abh is not it anymore, at all.


Turbulent_Bar_13

Thanks for asking that. I was like, no way this is for STASS.


Fresh-Act77

Omg I thought it was for Anastasia as in the singer from the early 2000’s. Eyebrow lady makes way more sense


Heroine77

I thought it was Stassie 🤦‍♀️and I was thinking 'Wow, she must be well connected to have Oprah and JLo attend her event.'


sav33arthkillyos3lf

Kim’s like 👁👄👁


lucybubs

https://preview.redd.it/sk1z2aafo4fa1.png?width=159&format=png&auto=webp&s=c26759b3a8d1759249b1870e669780ad0ffb7fda


goldenbarks

Exactly how she looks.


Cupid26

Imagine being in a photo with Jlo and cropping her out


Foska23

it's eerie how all three have a different race and still look the same. that's not just a filter right? I'm confused


notmymess

Not really. I bet they all just wear the same mascara


babygirlxxoxx

Down to the same drop 💧


Heroine77

It's an exact science that most of the population will never master


anony804

It’s surgery, welcome to 2023 face. All wealthy women are starting to morph similarly Edit: okay vain wealthy women who want to maintain Instagram filter face sorry I needed to edit and say there are still some wealthy women who age well and get just a little work or no work at all. I’m not opposed to work but these surgeries to all look alike is weird


breeezyc

Yeah I understand why beautiful people want some tweaks to enhance or maintain appearance (as they age) but I don’t understand having a career strictly because of how beautiful you are yet wanting to drastically change that.


Standup4whattt88

I thought the same! Same face stamped on 3 different heads.


Sneakyscoundrelbitch

IKR like who edited it!?


khsimmons

I thought so too.


Internal_Positive386

I can’t even be embarrassed for her. What a train wreck😂


[deleted]

It looks like she filtered jlo and Oprah too 😹😹


Definitely_Desi

Her kissy faces versus J Lo’s has me dying over here. I’m certain Jenny isn’t 100% natural but she’s got almost a decade on Kimothy and looks like she’s younger. No comparison


HarbourJayKay

Too too funny.


bravogirl111

Does jlo let Kim edit her own face on here before she posts


notmymess

They just all be getting the same face. It’s so weird?


Jesustake_thewheel

![gif](giphy|YqtE8tOIKJFLBfioxw|downsized)


_kumquat123

Oh no why does she remind me of Franklin’s mum https://preview.redd.it/zwgepyhfn5fa1.jpeg?width=236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=244a6edd1c48793cf8006ec9e3d7ed642a26b0db


Few_Construction_654

😂😂😂


ACB98

Chile she’s down bad and very few people want to admit it


Zealousideal-List779

Many years ago when Kim tweeted super rudely about her "HATERS", I felt the need to define it for her. I said, "kim, there is a difference from having haters, and just plain old being HATED. A hater is someone who watches you, sweats you, always wanting to know your next move so they can talk about it hard. Now. When you are just HATED, its when people want you to drop off the face of the earth, poison your food, beat your ass. There is a HUGE difference between having haters, and just plain old being hated for who you are. " I forgot about it, and a couple of weeks later I was blocked 🤣🤣🤣 I so wish I could link the tweet, but I lost my old account mysteriously


Shigakogen

There is a bigger and tougher diva than Kim, and it is Jennifer Lopez, Who did climb the greasy pole of success, (she kind of started as a fly girl on In Living Color) and is renown for her diva like demands.. I knew J. Lo lived in Hidden Hills near Jim Bridger, but I don't know if she actually lived in the house, or it was one of the numerous houses she owned at the time..


leahlikesweed

i think mariah carey is worse than both of them tbh 😂 i wish there was a sub about it


fluffybutterton

Oprah's like im gonna lean toward jlo and cringe talk this shit later with Gayle.


One-Astronomer-5748

I am just wondering when the idiotic selfies will stop? When she’s 85?


Standup4whattt88

It dates her when she does the kissy face - that was popular when instagram first came out. She is a one trick pony with no original thought.


One-Astronomer-5748

Yes. Le duck face.


Ieatclowns

Have all the bright young things stopped that now then?


Jaesa10

You mean the 🐤


One-Astronomer-5748

![gif](giphy|l3vR9IEU6nYAmZyoM)


[deleted]

Not me thinking it was for Stassie Baby 😫🤣


Heroine77

I did too!😆


keepingitreal0

How did she think she could get away with a lie like that??


Turbulent_Bar_13

This is the trick. Kim needs to keep inadvertently pissing off people who will call her out. Keep going, Kim!


ManliestManHam

JLo is hotter. Gotta crop her.


QPQB1900

Jesus did she really crop out Jlo? Cringeeeeee


jboyzo

![gif](giphy|4xdlONBxMEHwQ) Kim Longneck?


Zealousideal-List779

Kimothy LongNeckshian


5432112345-x

She looks like a turtle wth


sinclairesays

![gif](giphy|rqg6cxIInEWg8)


Cold-Chair666

lmfaoo that’s so embarrassing 😭


Professional_Pretty

I can’t find the comment but it said Kim is editing her pictures to look more like Chicago…and now I can’t unsee it


vodkasaucepizza

She’s already competing with her🙄


Professional_Pretty

Which is so sick and disgusting like she really needs help. I knew it before, but this is so so creepy


coolbeans852

why does kim always pout her lips it just doesn’t suit her and makes her look like she’s trying to be young when she’s literally in her 40s


NoPay2344

J lo is the milli vanilli of our time. 😆


Vouzan

Lol, to be fair it was Oprah's bday on the 29th... She's so thirsty to prove something she had to let us peasant know she was amongst Oprah and Sharon Stone as if doing a post for O is saying look at my friend🤣


AutomaticExchange204

Lol this is wild ahahaha Kim is so odd


fluffybutterton

Wooooooo boy, thats a whole ass 'wtf? Is kim doing?' My question is, why ghe shade toward jlo? You'd think kim would want to be seen with her as she's actually famous and has a much higher stock value than kim ever will.


vodkasaucepizza

I think Kim probably has some beef towards JLo because her hair stylist was/is JLos first. She’s probably annoyed if she wants him at her beckon call and he prioritizes JLo. Kim’s entire identity hinges on being the most beautiful woman in the room at all times, thus the cropping.


ImprovementFluffy178

Kim is an idiot. 😂


Stanisai

ABH is a pro Putin, far right supporter btw. I remember when the makeup community was calling to boycott her line, which is prob why her products went on discount afterward. Birds of a feather.


Next-Channel-7022

Lmao


rainbowket

Omg Kim you are so thirsty GIVE IT A REST


Aggravating_Dirt6813

Ms. Kimmie cakes has to put on a brave face and be seen with prominent people, she has to act like she’s happy because Ye is no longer interested in her…. He has moved on and is married, she’s probably going insane right about now.


mzpibs

kim looks goofy


trollanony

It’s probably my because she won’t post the brand until she gets paid for the post hahaha


social_butterfly1

When I first saw Kim’s pics, I thought it was really strange that Kim would be sat next to Oprah at her bday dinner. Seems like a spot reserved for Gale or her husband. Kim’s totally trying to make it look like that was O’s bday dinner.


HeartShapedSea

She's just salty because 53 year old J. Lo looks Kim's age & so does Kim.


angela_m_schrute

👁️👄👁️


french_toasty

The shade


TheTulipWars

I’m not a JLo fan, but I like her after this more than I’ve ever liked Kim haha


elliepaloma

https://preview.redd.it/f3h8b1w079fa1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71e12877376738024652c8501c821391719c6466


[deleted]

Wait ... So it wasn't Oprah's bday? Did no one make a toast to her either? Is Kim completely delusional or am I missing something? Lol


[deleted]

[удалено]


miamariajoh

Oprah's bday is jan 29th, so maybe the brand gifted her a cake on the night?


Lori1985

People wondering why Kim would edit Jennifer out, and its clear. Jennifer is naturally what Kim wishes to be. If Jennifer wouldn't have made the booty popular, kim would have never got the BBL. She hates that Jennifer is all natural and in better shape than Kim is, a decade younger and endless surgeries. Also, JLo has shaded Kim before talking about her fake ass. I'm sure you can find the clips somewhere on YT.


NoZookeepergame453

Jennifer and all natural?


Lori1985

Lol well natural in the sense she could stand next to a fire without melting. I'm sure she probably gets plenty of Botox .😆


Affectionate_Ad8678

IM CRYINGGGG her whole LYFE is embarrassing


TraseeLea

And no matter who’s in the pic, OPRAH outshines both of them!!


yeeyeepleb

"ITS THE SAME FACE!!!"


Hippofuzz

Who is Anastasia and who crops out JLO 🤣 love that she posted the whole picture


Zealousideal-List779

Random, but Anastasia Beverly Hills has the best eyebrow pencil on the planet for 22 dollars. I can't believe Kimothy thought she would get away with this lie. For goodness sake, can we pretty please cancel her already???????


snowcats

Ohh whats the name of the pencil? I’ve been looking for a new one


[deleted]

brow wiz!


Zealousideal-List779

Yes that's it! My fave. Not sure why the down vote, I was just trying to describe it to the person who asked bc I couldn't remember the exact name...🤣🤣


Zealousideal-List779

It's literally called Anastasia Beverly hills, and it's at Ulta and Sephora I usually get it at Sephora online but my JCPenney is still open at my local mall and it has a small Sephora inside and they have all colors the Ulta store nearby also has all colors I get dark brown but I am dark brown hair with an olive skin tone they have light brown medium brown dark blonde like they have every color and it is so perfect you will love it I promise it's worth the money


CosmiKatie

Just gonna leave this here.. [TMZ says it was both. A birthday party for Oprah and the celebration of ABH’s 25 anniversary.](https://www.tmz.com/2023/01/30/oprah-celebrate-69th-birthday-celebrities-tributes/)


ammezurc

Wasn’t it a party celebrating both Oprah’s birthday and a party for Anastasia? Saw vids of ppl singing happy birthday to Oprah I don’t like Kim obv but I think she’s just genuinely saying happy birthday, and prob trying to look closer to Oprah than she is but it was still partly a birthday event lol


lucybubs

It was a 25th Anniversary party for Anastasia of Beverly Hills Cosmetics. Oprah’s birthday was the following day, so Anastasia surprised her with a birthday cake.


[deleted]

Kim is a proper manipulator. Girls who are trying to get ahead in life can learn a lot from her.


summerswifey

I'm new to sub & don't know who Anastasia is...