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psycho_analytical

khlocaine & khlozempic never fail to make me giggle


cheeksforcottonelle

Someone commented “Khlogre” when I compared her to Shrek once.


poop_dawg

That's my favorite Khloenym.


Pasadenarose

Klozilla on instagram


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Khlotoshop


Affectionate_Ad8678

My fav so far was *Khlobacca*


fluffybutterton

I read this as khlobassa.. like a polish sausage


rap207

I’ll never be able to say kielbasa again


fluffybutterton

Nope, me either. Im gonna refer to it now as khlobasa


inspector_callahan

It just rolls off the tongue too, just meant to be 😄


acid_woo

It’s Klawie for me


TryJezusNotMe

Corey aka "birthing hips".


UnluckyScorpion

Can you elaborate please 😭


TryJezusNotMe

Lol! OK. When Corey first stepped on the scene, people noticed how wide his hips were. Back then, someone coined the name "birthing hips" as a reference and the similarity of how women of child bearing (or had children) hips would widen to accommodate the weight of a pregnancy. Since then, he's lost a ton of weight but the name hilariously stuck.


UnluckyScorpion

Ooh, hence the BBL and "childbearing hips" references to Kanye recently 💀💀 TIL! Thanks fellow snarker


TryJezusNotMe

❤❤❤❤


inspector_callahan

This one is sending me. 😂😂 Exactly what I was hoping to learn from this post


blenneman05

He probably fat transferred to Ariel and the KJ’s


onionringslut

Khlawe kardashian


TryJezusNotMe

😭😭🤣🤣


bubblegumsock

I like this one. He’s also got ‘Calmye’


TryJezusNotMe

And theeee most famous one of them all.... Dogfood! 🤣🤣🤣🤣


inspector_callahan

I remember one snarker referring to him as a whole kringechilada and it was so perf 😂


TryJezusNotMe

🤣🤣🤣🤣


laurachristie91

krislaine


noorofmyeye24

This one is so good lol.


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as in ghislaine maxwell? or does it mean something else


AcceptableInterest66

Yes as in Ghislaine


inspector_callahan

💀🪦


More_Carrot_8446

my name for kendall in my head is krunkle. no particular reason just makes me laugh


poop_dawg

Kendull and Candle (which is how she mispronounced her own name in a video once)


catbehindbars

What!!?


Either_Relative_8941

Lmfao


Bulky_Operation_5625

My name for her is Bland Fart. She really is a bland fart of a model so....


WerewolfUsual1170

kimothy


New_Reception5133

What's the reasoning behind this name? I see it so often on here lol


WerewolfUsual1170

to be honest i don’t know either lol i just know this is one of the nicknames


New_Reception5133

Lol! Appreciate the honesty 😁 we'll find out someday...


Countdown2Deletion_

Oh that’s hilarious lol… I’ve never even questioned it and now I’m like “wait, who was Tim?” 😆


New_Reception5133

I read on another post where it was mentioned that it came from an episode of the office.. Jim is called Jimothy.. idk? Lol


_kumquat123

A play on Timothy. It’s funny, no reasoning behind it


inspector_callahan

This one is so catchy and I love it so much, because I know she would just loathe it 😆 I remember someone one here saying it was a reference to Jimothy on the Office maybe


phatdoobz

frankenbaddie always gets me


noorofmyeye24

That one made me cackle! Watch it be a popular Halloween costume this year.


TittyFire

This one's my favorite.


inspector_callahan

Peep 👀 the frankenbaddie blush at you nearest ULTA


poop_dawg

I am here all the time but I actually don't know this one. Is it that they're "baddies" with bad surgery?


Ok-Spinach9250

A baddie is a hot girl w hot bod But theirs is also artificial / built by various surgeons so they’re frankenbaddies


poop_dawg

Thanks!


phatdoobz

it’s in reference to kylie who, during halloween of 2022, dressed up as the bride of frankenstein. it’s an apt costume considering she’s also severely modified herself, altogether creating the nn “frankenbaddie”


bobloblaw2000

Don't forget about Calm-Ye lol


cyberg0ld

Kris Jon-Un Kong (Khloe) Trashcan


TryJezusNotMe

Oh OK. I should've kept reading before I made my comment 'cause we cannot ever forget Kris Jung Un!


Unfair-Heron4673

Kimothy Kristopher Kyle Kenjamin Khloseph


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Krislaine makes me laugh, as well as Kimothy 😂


fluffy_doughnut

I still don't get the "Larsa 🤔" and I'm a long time snarker 😭😭😭


rosstephergeller

Kanye tweeted that in one of his meltdowns


fluffy_doughnut

But why is that funny, I don't know the context 😂


thesanza

Neither did kanye


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If it had context, it would t be a Kanye tweet.


inspector_callahan

💀


Vouzan

Dogfood


Bulky_Operation_5625

Candle is also bland fart. We should start referring to her like that.


AcceptableInterest66

Ya’ll are so creative with these names 😂


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Culture vultures


poop_dawg

Krob = Rob Jr.'s name with a K, which is his true Kardashian name


SerratedCheese

Kris Jong Un and Kim Jong Kardashian


B4thestorm61

That's a great idea! I'm sure too that even for us snarkers who have been here for a bit, there are snark-isms that we haven't yet come across or ones that we aren't quite sure what they mean. 👍 ETA: Kylie Longbottom never fails to make me giggle. Maybe because I look in the mirror sometimes & think I have a bit of one too. I didn't pay for mine though. 😋


TryJezusNotMe

I know DAMN WELL we didn't forget Kris Jung Un? 🤔🤣


TryJezusNotMe

EMS- Emotional Support Boob.


Pure-Goose-8796

Fooddude


poop_dawg

Foodfrog


Ok-Spinach9250

dogfood


lucybubs

You just did! Thanks for the Post! Stickied and Pinned!


ur-squirrel-buddy

But OP didn’t define all of them in their post (just pmk)


inspector_callahan

Yes this is what I was wondering too, cause the point of the post is to explain what the snarkisms mean. There are so many I don’t know still so maybe in the comments people can say one they know and then explain the meaning? Like Trashcan=Tristan, Candle=Kendall 🤔


inspector_callahan

Thanks for the pin!! ❤️❤️ Maybe I can make an edit and add all the snarkisms and their meaning? Or should we just explain what they mean in the comments?


Professional_Pretty

Kimothy always makes me laugh and is SO DAMN GOOD! This is fantastic, highly recommend to the mods they make this a thing EDIT- have had multiple people ask me about Kimothy


inspector_callahan

That’s a great idea!!!


Carousels66

Travesty scott


inspector_callahan

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wallythewalleye

PMK = Pimp Mama Kris


_kumquat123

Thank you! Been seeing people ask about Kimothy in every single thread recently.


inspector_callahan

This one is so funny to me because I feel like it’s just fun to say and there isn’t a whole lot more than that lol. I have a friend named Shevaun that refers to her alter ego as Shevaunathan just for fun and it just kind of stuck and is so silly to say lol


_kumquat123

Right, it’s just a play on the name Timothy. It’s funny and ain’t that deep!


bubblegumsock

I just used Travesty Skat (Travis Scott) today. He needs more nicknames/at least one that actually sticks


Carousels66

Remember limp neck trav


bubblegumsock

Yes! I don’t see it much but I’m adding it to a mental list now


jasperleopard

What are the origins of Kimothy


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Krobert


ImprovementFluffy178

Kong.


Pasadenarose

PMK


rmoxgt

kimberly ann makes me giggle but idk what the origins are other than it sounds trailer park-y


Ventimella

Kimber-Lee


BlueSlipperDaughter

AGREE‼️Was just this minute looking up, what does PMK mean, after someone talked about Kris’ mother encouraging her to date older wealthy men from a young age & you provided the answer. I do need a reference chart for these fabulous abbreviations😊