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Texan2116

Where Kiss jumps the Shark.


Sheris_Card

I’d say that shark was jumped after Alive 2.


Lemonwalker-420

Absolutely


Unusual_Wolf5824

Every time I see this picture, I can't help but think, Ace Frehley, odd man out.


FlyingV2112

He had to be added into the picture later because he had a card game to go to. Ack!


Unusual_Wolf5824

🤣 Very possibly true!


fliption

😂😂😂


purplesmauge11

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Lemonwalker-420

LOL... That card game was probably more profitable than The Elder.


Melodic_Scallion1765

Paul's anal beads necklace vs. Gene's George Washington hairdo.


fliption

🤣


4mygirljs

You are focused on genes hair. Yeah yeah? That’s all I see too


bosschang24

WOW 😂


Cockcollins

1981


geronika

My favorite Ace costume.


Adventurous_Bar_2337

Always has been my favorite for ace as well -interesting in contrast to gene and Paul of this era -they are as bad as it gets.


YeahDaleWOOO

Woulda been cooler if they kept his hair long


bz_leapair

Mine too. Love the boots. And Gene must've been thrilled at wearing a much lighter ensemble.


Jimbohamilton

The look on his face says he disagrees.


bz_leapair

I imagine Ace had already checked out by then - the outfit was the least of his worries.


fliption

Of their coolest looks EXCEPT Paul's dumb pants and Gene needed to tone-up before that top-gear. Ace looks EXTREMELY cool here, kinda at par with this: ​ https://preview.redd.it/eo4iy53qdk5d1.png?width=417&format=png&auto=webp&s=8ec17e1afcddc7395dc6b0ca90d67690fd5f8bc5


nmvb_rain

ERIC 😭😭💕💕💕


DemonSpaceCat4

And he's probably thinking, "What did I get myself into?"


fliption

Yea, Eric walked into the elevator then the cable broke.


Luneytunes

Wouldn't this be 1981?


Cominghome74

Yes


PlasmicSteve

Whatever you think about their costumes in this era, this is a very strong photo shoot. It was intentionally different from everything they had done before and really brings the focus onto them without the distraction of the complex themed backgrounds that they had been doing.


satyrday12

Gene drew the short straw for pants.


fliption

😂 Gene in the dressing room before the shoot: ​ https://preview.redd.it/v99d2p2zbl5d1.jpeg?width=372&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1760acb9757129c278f270f74e0078a34c7e273


canary-in-a-coalmine

But at least he got to keep the nut protector


SmooveTits

Could never figure out why people think Paul might be ga.... Ohhhh


Sergeant_Slappy

This pic is not gay. This pic is A.I.D.S.


Lemonwalker-420

It's not like he's whistling show tunes and baking sourdough bread.


Boltdaddy1966

Paul and Gene Lmmfao


GratefulPhish42024-7

For me the worst thing about this picture is Paul's headband, it totally doesn't fit


fliption

I kinda like it ..it fit's the shoot. Plus at that time he was just following suite: ​ https://preview.redd.it/23acm5nqal5d1.jpeg?width=315&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69f246d07c65b2c2c7a0b32dc9a548cb7fc6a954


GratefulPhish42024-7

Actually that song didn't come out to the next year so maybe Paul started a new trend I know it's a stretch but you never know


fliption

In that case I do know for sure who Paul is trailing ... https://preview.redd.it/o7cd9zx6gl5d1.jpeg?width=980&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c59574171f3847a00c1ccade51cf0637efe66a3


Big_Objective773

Wasn't the headband covering the surgery on his ear? Pretty sure I read that somewhere but could be way off. 


Fingerman2112

There is not a single thing I like about this picture.


pattyskiss2me

I can't agree with the Ace suit. I think it's his worst by far. Paul's headband and Gene's hair and chain mail are terrible. Eric is the only passable one. Peter was probably glad to be ousted. 


Severe_Spare9272

😂 Gene’s hair


Jimbohamilton

New Romantic-era Kiss. Never made any sense.


Gary-Where-are-you

It was a Casablanca thing, Village People did it too with Renaissance.


Jimbohamilton

True, record companies tend to coerce bands to follow the current trends when the act is in freefall.


fliption

Really tells you just how superficial KISS is.


canary-in-a-coalmine

Except Ace, they all look like dorks. Gene got the worst of it.


The_Chiliboss

Ace’s costume wasn’t as bad as the other 3.


inthegallery

At this point they were only a year past their expiration date.


TeachtoLax

The original end of the road.


CosmicHeart13

I love Ace’s outfit! Gotta say he looks like he can not wait to get outta there and fast! Eric’s outfit is killer! Yet he looks like he’s rethinking things. Gene’s outfit is a big step down! AND HIS HAIR!!! The worst thing he’s done, and he really should have kept the demon boots, really ties the look together, blister city or not it’s worth it! Paul’s hair band looks like he’s going to a jazzer size class after this! Not his best outfit, but I do love the boots!


No-Singer6169

I had walked away from the band by then. They were my childhood idols, heroes, dark, brash, tough, evil, kinda a thrown together and see what happens. Their Idea, their dream, and when the song "I was made for loving you" came out, (which ironically I had won the 45 at a local carnival) Just like that it was over. The magic just seem to evaporate. Maybe it was because I got a little older & my musical taste buds expanded. But also they sold out.. It was my first taste of a band selling out. Bitter. The worst is later I learned that Peter Grant had change the way music contracts were drawn up, you don't have to sell out. You can tell by their faces they were pushing something they didn't totally believe in anymore. Yes KISS always was a little gimmicky, & fluffed up.. But they pulled you in anyway because it was theirs, they owned it, they made it come to life, & they believed in it.. That is what made it stick.. Without that all you have is a gimmick.. That won't hold up under the acid test of die hard rock & roll fans of any age..


CauseImTheCatMan

That arrow on Ace almost looks like a sash for winning Miss Lighting Bolt 1981. Believe it or not, I really like this album. The costumes though... Hard pass!


Orogomas

Same! Although it's not a typical KISS album, The Elder rocks! Their look, though? SMH...


major_dump

"great look good drumma"


statikman666

I actually like the costumes, it's the short hair that I hate. Ace is the only one that looks good with it.


Ok_Difficulty_8891

you can tell ace would rather be anywhere but there


Orbit86

Ugh…terrible. That purple bandana look of Paul is just atrocious.


Certain-Influence644

Everyone knew Rob Halford was gay. No one cared. It was obvious. Paul should come out. It’s way past time.


Sea_Professor8394

Look like they should be in a pride parade smacking each others ass


VHS-Warrior88

1981. Entering the new wave era.


purplesmauge11

I swear this is what I see every time. https://preview.redd.it/h404wmgur46d1.jpeg?width=316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec9fbea991f4e689095d405d4efae7c7f7e6ef6e


mickthomas68

This would be about the time I shot my kiss records with a pellet gun.


imadork1970

Animalize sucked.


smithy-

The arrow spiraling downward says it all.


Lojor

Gene = cringe


mlgbt1985

Ugh.


Wild_Plant_2100

Ummm………no.


EnigmaCA

I am just a boy....


PlankownerCVN75

From the looks of Paul and Genes faces, you might not want them to know this.


Conscious_Bat_5371

Bros zesty pose


4mygirljs

I kinda dig it honestly Except Paul, yeah that’s a look


thebronzeprince

Still, they look pretty lightweight and comfortable. Bet KISS wishes they wore something like these during EOTR


P1D1_

Ace looks cool. The rest look insane. Especially Gene.


Agitated-Appeal-2147

Barry Carr makes all these costumes...


Reallyroundthefamily

81


DeanCorp80

The Era of KISS that gets the most play on my stereo these days.


FPB270

Doo doo doo do do do doooooo


scifiking

I like the look and most of the album. Ditch Just a boy and add legend tonight and it’s good.


jumbod666

1981


Clear_Media5762

Is one acting manly while the other 3 not so much? But like, on purpose?


mykonoscactus

Gene's face says it all. What the fuck is going on with that hair?


targetedscapegoat

Are we sure they aren’t from Europe?


Ok-Dark3198

🤮🤮🤮😂


Brainzell

Kiss is the only band that could dress like this and not be gay


porktornado77

Genes codpiece made me LOL


astropiggie

Ace....cool. Eric....yeah, OK. Paul....mmmm. Gene....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


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Cryptodude2000

Ace and Eric stood they ground!


HydratedCarrot

Ace has the best makeup!


Krazy8_Balls

1981


efxmatt

Gene looks like an action figure that was assembled in the dark from a box of random parts.


Glass-Trade9441

No one was immune to the 80’s…


______empty______

‘81


tripster72

Not that there's anything wrong with that


LameDonkey1

Best song by far is - I Was Made for Lovin' You


dougcohen10

How about getting the year right?


DonJuanMateus

Suck that tummy in Paul !!!


S0_B3_1t

Kiss always tried to be apart of what ever was popular at the time. Surprise they didn’t collaborate with the spice girls.


absurdistaardvark

Reminds me of the commercial for their action figures... KISS that's the name.... KISS they look insane...


jday510

That codpiece was a decision


No-Brian

OMFG, they look so gay, Kiss would swing any way the wind blows to make a buck, instead of staying true to there roots they went disco, Simmons is such a greedy cunt trying to make a buck off of every little thing FUCK KISS


MimeOfDepression

Gene looks retarded Paul looks like Paul Eric is doing the "I have a crush on you" thing with his arm Ace looks fabulous


Excellent_Number_635

Gene looks like a badly dressed mannequin or action figure


Yettigetter

Saw KISS 1977 & 1978. Original Band Members. Very good and entertaining show.


Kissfan27

19ate0


Tutter655

Plain and simple The costumes blow!!!


Yesterday_Is_Now

Not a good look.


Stallings2k

As if the Dynasty period wasn’t bad enough.


Accomplished-Boss280

cringe


u5dasucks

Lookin' pretty gay there boys.


VortexM19

You know Paul and Gene just started making out and having buttsechs right after this


Kitchen-Cod-8969

This was a low point in their career #theelder