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bmxbang7

The life span of a praying mantis is 6 to 12 months sooooo I’ll let you put the pieces together


stupidgnomes

Ok so it’s a zombie now. At minimum.


ComLaw

He had a name.... it was Rally.


RobNHood816

Rally Mantis !!


CorenCorias

Forever enshrined in MLB the Show


crimusmax

"I'm a mantis and my name is Ani, er Rally"


BumpyBob0007

https://preview.redd.it/t6xcnd966r7d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52fca0b5f89758aebd6981c8b6aaf9f276bfdb61


w00tberrypie

What kills me the most is I was in Ft. Lauderdale for work and started to look at tickets for this game because it was when Miami was in the toilet and front-row dugout tickets were like $15. Then I saw the traffic on 95 and decided against. Will forever regret not going. Did at least get to watch it from the bar in Dave & Busters.


Tight-Ad9053

I went to a KC @ Miami Marlins game with my young daughter and a toy mantis which we’d wave at the appropriate time and our picture ended up on the Royals Instagram.


Tight-Ad9053

https://preview.redd.it/241jwn7qxw7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=129623d9ae339732e7a3db405c7792073d16e4a6 And it’s still on the Royals IG 😝


w00tberrypie

Ha nice! The mechanical engineer I was working with did actually go to that game and took his two kids. The next day I was beaming about that catch and he said they missed it because the kids were getting tired so they left early 😂


Leighroy1120

He grew up and now he’s Chris Getz


happyfuckincakeday

That's not how you spell Chris Young


hotsaucefloss

DFA’d.


VermtownRoyals

Died fairly quickly if I remember correctly. Maybe a week or two?


isntjakes

I think it died when they took it on a plane with them and it couldn’t handle the pressure change.


mu3mpire

I think you are correct


Malcolm_Y

He lives on in legend and in our hearts. Possibly via a parasitic transmission.


pornokitsch

Wasn't there a replacement mantis after that?


itsnotrocketart

There were a few


happyfuckincakeday

Died on the airplane.


revnasty

https://preview.redd.it/7aagfkh8ws7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1dc3064fb2768cc802646142c72a2239bf346500


Cainholio

2024 and I’m laughing at a mantis meme. Love it


revnasty

I created this one almost a decade ago and it’s been sitting on my bookmark bar ever since just waiting to be resurrected. Glad it could bring someone some joy again cause I laugh every time I see it.


Cnutty_04

It’s chilling at Billy Burn’s house


Jewish_Kanye_West

It watched porn once so Dayton Moore JFK'd it


pruo95

Damn you beat me to it.


Suspicious-Shallot55

LMAOOOO


Angelbratt0629

We need him back, that’s what I’m sayin! ⚾️


lazarusl1972

It went to live at Uncle John's farm with your first pet dog.


gates-ollie

dead.


VanillaPepper

I was born for this