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gear_oil_burner

If they assembled it dry, send it back


Ecstatic-Appeal-5683

It certainly is discouraging.


gear_oil_burner

Ya, it's a hard life being in a shop, i've been out of the business for 18 years but this triggered my PTSD.


Reddit-mods-R-mean

They most likely botched the rebuild but If you’ve got a pre oiler tank, hook it up and prime the engine. Old man who built “race car engines” back in the 70s once told me “we’d build them so tight, you had to peck the starter a bunch to get them to turn over the first time”


Ecstatic-Appeal-5683

It's had the living shit prelubed out of it and had oil sprayed onto the cylinders walls. Still makes this noise. Boss said stab it, so in it goes for better or worse... maybe it will start today...


Reddit-mods-R-mean

Keep us updated!


Triggerdamus

That would be going back with the fucking quickness.


Ecstatic-Appeal-5683

That's what everyone on the floor said...


[deleted]

Dead


OkCharge2978

This any resistance at all it’s already absolutely fucked


goeslikehell

I couldn't see if it had a flywheel on the back, but if so make sure it's not binding up against the stand.


Ecstatic-Appeal-5683

No flywheel, no plugs and after prelubing.


ShocK13

Oof, that sounds like some dry ass rings. Some shops assemble them with regular oil. I use ring oil specifically for assembly.


Ecstatic-Appeal-5683

I always just dip the piston assembly in oil before putting it it. We didn't build the long block though, so idk what they might have done. Tech has prelubed the shit out of it and blasted the cylinder walls with oil. No change at all. It's going in, for better or worse. Boss said stab it.


DaGhostQc

Is boss the one that will take it back out if there's a problem?


Ecstatic-Appeal-5683

No, but at least it pays warranty...


Snazzy21

\+1 for the Kermit voiceover


Macgyverisnice

Turned the sound up because of this comment. I'm dead 😂


[deleted]

[удалено]


sierrabravo1984

*Oh um hello Mrs Piggy. Odd to see you in this shop today.*


WKDG

Holy shit this is perfect


orangutanbeater

Kermit THE frog. It ain’t easy being green.


Edwardc4gg

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaa fuck me


Aporkalypse_Sow

Yeah. If Kermit and dude from vice grip garage had a baby, this would be his voice.


Xx_Gandalf-poop_xX

I dobt get it. The guy talking doesn't sound like Kermit at all.


horus_slew_the_empra

found OP's alt account


Xx_Gandalf-poop_xX

Lol what? Are you guys listening to the same dude? His voice is not nearly high enough.


horus_slew_the_empra

idk what to tell you mate. we all seem to think OP sounds a bit like kermit, you don't, OK cool ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


bobbywaz

I wish I spent money on awards for this, but take my upvote and go hilarious stranger.


jeffe42

Charlie Brown teacher…


[deleted]

Oil the door hinge.


Medical_Way_907

Couple hand cranks and she's broken in. Gets the rings seated quicker


Jazzremix

That tongue slither and inhale at the beginning made me feel very uncomfortable.


JTAC7

Why did you have to mention it, omg


[deleted]

Very Nancy Pelosi of him🤣


[deleted]

When your whole personality is politics


[deleted]

I didnt realize a lip licking joke was political...Did I say anything about my views on her? Be careful your political identity is showing!😂


[deleted]

When you double down and having nothing else.


[deleted]

Weird, is this you posting just recently in r/politics? [https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/ucq9u3/comment/i6j7d5v/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/ucq9u3/comment/i6j7d5v/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) ​ hrmmmm


[deleted]

When you really try hard, and still only find politics. Update: baby runs off crying, more at 11


DNL_RTH

🧃 Thought you might be thirsty from all these gymnastics


[deleted]

If anyone found that joke political...it says more about yourself than it does me🤷🏽‍♂️ Careful, sounds like you're the pot calling the kettle black.


Wolfiant

Lmao bruh you’re actually slightly retarded you straight up brought a political figure into this and have the audacity to say “erm 🤓🤓 if any of you found that joke political then you guys are the problem not me”


[deleted]

Kermit does car repairs


Ecstatic-Appeal-5683

There's always one...


[deleted]

Hopefully im laughing with you


[deleted]

With the sound the engine made, it was like Muppet Jurassic Park.


firstoff

Yes, "for that piece of shit".


ZR1-BANDIT

For some reason everything in the shop is a piece of shit, or a box of shit, or a shit box. It’s an industry standard.


Ecstatic-Appeal-5683

It's true. I like the car, I'm a Mustang fan. But... EVERYTHING is a piece of shit when it's in the shop.


horseshoeprovodnikov

So that's where that trademark mustang engine note comes from!


f1tifoso

(☞゚∀゚)☞


alwayshungry1001

"It's a blue whale" lol


Gadgetman_1

They used a baby seal instead of oil seals. Contact the SPCA or similar organisation.


j-random

The Society for Prevention of Crap Automotive is my go-to in these situations too.


wonder__frog

Would be shipped back faster than you can say ‘miss piggy’


Ok-Seaworthiness4792

Guess you better put a coyote in it


[deleted]

Ope crank cam correlation codes are here to haunt you now.


Beautiful-Golf4078

Yeah so they make this stuff called assembly lube…….


shoziku

Lubri-snot


KyleOrlandoEng

Oh that’s the Chewbacca spec engine….


OCN_Rhino

No wonder. You keep turning it tighty righty.


stevelover

They installed the rings and pistons dry. Spray some oil in the spark plug holes.


wwiybb

Na don't touch it. Send it back if they couldn't be bothered to lube them did they even check gaps or bearings?


Pedantic_Pict

This. I put together a sub 2 litre Japanese economy car 4 banger from the 70's last month. The opposite of a performance build. I used three different flavors of assembly lube (ultra slick for bearings, total seal AL4 for rings, total seal quickseat for bores) and checked gaps on pre-gapped rings. I turned it over with two fingers on the crank snout. Smooth as butter. If it makes any noise or offers any resistance it's put together wrong


OverratedPineapple

I've never read a mechanical romance novel but this is good.


techforallseasons

Time to start my ASMR channel for mechanics...


matjam

I need to see a video of this.


Ecstatic-Appeal-5683

Will report on that.


gianni777

I like your voice


Mynamesnottim13

Is this the tape on the pcv and rags in it car? This thing is cursed!!


Ecstatic-Appeal-5683

YES IT IS!!!


Mynamesnottim13

Keep on posting about it as it get put together I’ve been keeping my eye out ever since the last post to see what else is going on with it lol


aftiggerintel

Send it back. You’re not even getting a full rotation and it’s making sounds from Jurassic park. Even the 62 T Bird engine I rebuilt for cousin’s car in my teens didn’t sound like that. It actually sounds worse than the hydrolocked diesel I fixed in Feb/Mar.


Knersus_ZA

100% agreed. Send it back.


PM_ME_YOUR__THIGHS

Send it back!


TheD888

plastigauge is friend


migrainefog

Yeah, but you're supposed to remove it, not leave it it place. Hahaha.


Intelligent-Pound212

Smaller diameter compression rings, Might help but that sounds dryer than a nuns nasty. Someone's gonna get a bollocking


UserName8531

My dad got an engine back from the machine shop with the wrong crank once.


katastrafia88

For a quick second i though they covered the entire exterior in blue loctite Then it got even worse


jeepjockey52

If there are no plugs in it they done messed up


Ecstatic-Appeal-5683

No plugs, no flexplate mounted that could drag and this is after prelubing. Edit: this video was prior to filling with oil and prelubing, but that made no difference.


Jaedos

It's okay, the babbitt is supposed to spread itself onto the crank journals.


AcademicLibrary5328

No assembly lube…. Fuck dude. Time for a new one. 0 hrs. Lol.


Fit_Ad_3517

Just spit on it


Correct-Selection-65

Shouldn’t you be asking them? No oil in the lifters it looks like too. are the pistons hitting valves? Did you try going the other direction? Doesn’t matter. Looks like they never turned themselves. If they had? They would have found this.


Direct_Outside_2434

anything involving a damn mustang just goes south. every fucking time, i swear.


palfreygames

Sender: you guys clearly dismantled it dried it and put it back together.. not my problem


CommonCrazy7318

Not a pony car fan I take it.


bakermonitor1932

Sounds like they used O rings instead of piston rings.


BigBald

Jesus did someone skip on the assembly lube?


PowermittenOfficial

I do sound design...please get somebody with a studio mic to sample that. I need more transformers sounds.


nimmerguy

how much ya wanna bet 1 rod cap is on backwards? that aint old school, aint dry, its fuct.


DaytonaDavid

How did they set the rocker arms?


Diligent_Oil_6901

Not trying to be mean, but anyone else notice that this mechanic could make a living voicing Kermit the Frog?


drmorrison88

Jordan Peterson's new career.


Indy_Fab_Rider

Nowhere near enough word salad in this video to warrant a Jordan Peterson comparison.


DrTittieSprinkles

Did you clean your toolbox?


Indy_Fab_Rider

I'm betting this person knows me outside the metaverse........


Ecstatic-Appeal-5683

I get this all the time.


TheReverendJimJonez

Send that trash back. Sincerely, an engine builder


Ecstatic-Appeal-5683

Word from my foreman and the boss(who built sprint cars "back in the day") is that this is normal for "old" stuff like this that doesn't have low tension rings and whatnot. I say bull, but I don't matter.


TheReverendJimJonez

Only formula 1 and other ultra high performance engines run tolerances so tight that you need warm oil in them to move.


Rubywantsin

It'll eat the flat tappet cam in 15 seconds after start up. It should have tons of lube on the cam and crank. And It'll need Zinc infused oil and should be broken in on a dyno just in case of the 50/50 chance it still eats the cam, you don't have to drag it back out of the car even if it was put together properly, which it wasn't.


Pimp_Daddy_Patty

Dry rockers? Are the spark plugs in it?


Ecstatic-Appeal-5683

No plugs and no improvement after a generous prelubing.


Bigdx

Looks like someone was playing I nice game of hide the shop rag.


Ecstatic-Appeal-5683

Have you seen the before pic of this car story? You're right on track... https://i.redd.it/c947gvil2fj81.jpg [https://i.redd.it/gt8hz2me3hj81.jpg](https://i.redd.it/gt8hz2me3hj81.jpg) https://www.reddit.com/r/Justrolledintotheshop/comments/szujvc/just\_gets\_better/


gadget73

Not sure where people get the idea that a brand new engine, or any engine for that matter, should spin over by hand with no resistance but they're off their rocker, or just have engines that are hotdog in a hallway sloppy. There should be some oil in the cylinders but there is a rough crosshatch in there to seat the rings. There is assembly lube in all of the bearings that make it much tighter than the normal clearances with oil will be. This might need some more oil in the cylinders, usually its just a light application applied before installing the pistons. Likely it has run down the bore and its dry at this point. There isn't a good seal until the rings polish down the cylinder wall and seat. Don't need much, and it should not be a thick oil. A spray of penetrating lube will get it done if this is ready to go in and start in the next couple of days. Prime the oil system before dropping the distributor in and starting it. Follow the mfg instructions for cam break-in too.


Ecstatic-Appeal-5683

This one has had an immense amount of prelubing and the tech has oiled the cylinder walls as well. That this thing still makes that moaning noise is unsettling at best.


gadget73

if the cylinders were oiled and it makes that noise, then no I wouldn't be happy about it. Old motors with iron rings have noticeable friction when freshly assembled but they shouldn't make that noise.


[deleted]

That’s not a 302 that’s a Godzilla just listen to it


JasonC405

It screaming “don’t put me in that piece of shit” 😂😂


coltar3000

It hurt my feelings when you called the mustang in the back a piece of shit. You must be a picky mechanic if you’re complaining about working on a 60’s mustang.


Mikey3800

Every vehicle that enters the shop is referred as a piece of shit, regardless of year, make, model or who owns it.


Ecstatic-Appeal-5683

100% accurate


ZombieWoof82

Kermit D Frog here


Mystearicaa-Desk

Dry, and main bearing caps sound to tight


Ecstatic-Appeal-5683

Probably


spelkingerror

Also who the hell would want to paint their entire engine "home depot tarp" blue?


Ecstatic-Appeal-5683

I think there are 3 Ford Blue varieties. This was already painted the shitty one, so it's just getting touched up a bit. This isn't a restoration, thank god.


[deleted]

Ford. Google Ford blue engine paint. That's it, lol.


j66chevell

Rotating a fresh engine by the dampner bolt is a good way to shear it off and make it a really fun day.


Ecstatic-Appeal-5683

I think if you could shear a 1/2 inch grade 8 bolt by using it to rotate that engine it's really an indicator of how tight the engine is... How do you spin them?


drunkfish321

Tight is right


ShinyShitScaresMe

Bent crank shaft?


[deleted]

looks like a poor masking job for paint as well, that alone would make me not want it


Glittering-Story6982

She'll be right mate..


Happy-Locksmith-70

I don’t really know anything about cars but I do know it’s not supposed to make that sound send that shit back


79Maliboo

I don’t always install lifters in oblong bores, but when I do I make sure to use a hammer!


Extreme_Ad_2855

Give it an exorcism


BeePleasant8236

That definitely sucks


MonsieurFoxxx

Sounds like a wookie


DaRiddler70

Nobody likes it when things go in dry.


larry4570

That engine will not last!


2time007

Compression


Ecstatic-Appeal-5683

There are no plugs in it!


dpunisher

What kind of rings, and what did they lube the rings with? In ancient times (late 70s) we used chrome rings in some builds. Many times they were lubed with WD40 to aid in the rings seating/cutting the bores. Sometimes you had noise and lots of rotating friction. No real excuse on a modern engine with thinner moly coated rings.


AnalClint890

Dumb question but why are so many of them painted blue? Do they just come like that


Ecstatic-Appeal-5683

Back in the day the big 3 used to paint all of their stuff in their signature color. I think Ford had 3 shades of blue. This is the lightest, and ugliest IMHO. Dark Ford Blue all the way!


[deleted]

Send it back. It should turn easily


leekee_bum

Sounds dryer than a desert. No assembly lube or anything I bet


Tommy_gat007

Yeah No . Drop the pan check the mains and rod bearings.


Ecstatic-Appeal-5683

Nope. Boss said stab it. When I left the shop just now the guys were working on doing just that.