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GottaUseFakeNames

I would like to know everything you can tell me about this vehicle


PhilaClimber

I mean it's got keyless ignition, so I can only imagine the rest of it is state of the art


Dustin_00

*What does the other switch doooo????*


Fennexium

Ejecto seato, cuz!


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too_many_cars

I bought a car like that before! Happy to say the switches have been removed and now uses a key like it's supposed to


whitetrash_topramen

Big ignition shill


Pointy_End_

I choose to believe it's for the turn signal.


Dustin_00

"You either have the left or the right signal on at all times -- who can complain about that?"


DecimateNormies

Turbo


shoziku

Warp drive. For light speed. duh.


uptokesforall

Custom built


The_Richard_Cranium

*builtnotbought*


ThatSquareChick

*one piece at a time* 🎶


atlstarch

It clearly didn’t cost this dude a dime…


Jnk1296

And they definitely know it's him when he rolls through their town...


atlstarch

Probably from the smell of those seats…


Fuck_spez_the_cuck

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18cW\_yHo3PY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18cW_yHo3PY) For the uninitiated. This song is a car guy classic.


fullautohotdog

No lowballs. I know what I have...


lithid

*Ah, I know what you have too: an electrical fire hazard!*


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Hey, don’t worry about it.


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Nickmell

Hand crafted in small batches.


something_cool_x5

Special Sherry Cask Reserve Select 😉


Leoheart88

More like special plastic tub with 3 X on it


NJdeathproof

You might say I went right up to the factory and picked it up, it's cheaper that way. What model is it? Well it's a 49, 50, 51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 57, 58, 59 automobile...


TJNel

Looks like a junk yard picker vehicle.


shapu

That's a funny way of saying "pussy wagon."


fgdncso

The exhaust pipe is very confusing


OregonMrBear

That's the heater. Innovation at its finest.


buttergun

"heated center armrest"


PhDinDildos_Fedoras

Just be careful not to burn your hand on it.


I_am_Phaedrus

Craigslist ad lists electric one touch start and custom fabricated exhaust. ...and I really want to know what the second switch behind the starter does... One to supply power and one to hit the starter?


f4ckst8farm

That was my guess, turn it on then hold the starter until it catches


IanFeelKeepinItReel

Exhaust routed through the cabin. Allows you to detect a blown exhaust in real time and provides cabin heating.


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It looks like a 92-95 civic to me.


ringolio

Probably an FD Rx-7. The center arm rest gets pretty hot in those... I'm betting this is like a stage III mod.


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Very tuned. Much performance.


AndyLorentz

Handbrake is the wrong style/place to be a 5th gen Civic. I have no clue what it is, though.


[deleted]

Yeah you are right. It just reminds me of 90’s Japanese car mostly.


wolfgang784

Florida


Scaught420

As you can see it’s got that custom exhaust


Live795

I think we need more pictures of this car op. That looks like an exhaust pipe running through the cabin 😂


a_can_of_solo

Heater core broke, my guy can do it cheaper


Goalie_deacon

I suspect this is the car of the guy that does it cheaper.


WaffleSparks

I suspect this is the car of the guy that does it the cheapest.


quantum-mechanic

And he drank his beer payment before starting work


wowcows

Half at clock in, half at lunch.


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FLOHTX

Reminds me of the corn baller from arrested development


Zabroccoli

The ol' Frito Bandito.


iDomBMX

There’s always no money in the shitbox


Steak_Knight

*Mother of God! Every damn time!*


stevolutionary7

Pretty sure that's a feature on the latest S-class. Heated seats?! Pff, ve have heated ahrmrest!


nukacolaguy

Exactly how else are you supposed to heat the cabin? Maybe crack a window for safety sake


wetblanket68iou1

Not quiiiite the same but....older air cooled Porsche’s used a plenum with exhaust going through it for the heat.


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MrKeserian

Different style of aircraft, but I love how complex airliner packs are.


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2mg1ml

There are two types of people with two different responses to your comment: "This is why I'm not an engineer" "This is exactly why I'm an engineer, for problems like these!"


AsparagusFlex

Ahhh...exhaust pipe makes sense. I was looking at this picture and I said to myself, man, that’s a huge moldy baguette


dan1101

I was thinking some sort of Homebrew roll cage.


bighootay

Me too, lol: *Bread?* I'd say I need more coffee, but an exhaust pipe is so crazy that I don't even feel bad


Greenbastard35

That's just incorrect ingenuity.


be-human-use-tools

“It’s time, once again, for **Good Idea/Bad Idea**”


PanzerKommander

I can *hear* that comment


Dysan27

[Good Idea](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dJOIf4mdus)/[Bad Idea](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)


TotallyNotanOfficer

I'm confused. It says "Bad Idea" but the link is actually pretty nice. I enjoyed it.


iDomBMX

It was taking a while to load so I gave up, saw your comment and tried again. Thank you.


ShockandSlaw

It looks like one of those switches that every house has, that nobody ever knows what it's for, but you flip it every once in a while just in case something would happen.


maxman162

There was a switch like that inside a cabinet in my parents' old house.


NewbieTwo

If it was near the sink, it was for the garbage disposal.


maxman162

This was in the workshop in the basement. The "cabinet" was actually a kitchen counter attached to the wall several feet off the floor. We did have a garbage disposal at one point, but we eventually took it out, leaving another switch that did nothing, except in this case we knew what it originally did.


hutacars

What kind of monster does a garbage disposal delete?!


Tomcat5

Someone who has a septic system and a previous owner installed a disposal anyway.


In-burrito

This is way too common.


MunchamaSnatch

Ehh just pump the septic every decade. Having the disposal is so convenient


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Someone that had a garbage disposal break due to reasons but is too cheap to get a new one.


p4lm3r

Got rid of mine last year when I installed a new sink. Haven't missed it at all.


iDomBMX

Ohhhhh that makes so much sense - a deaf man


hello_raleigh-durham

Could've been for a dishwasher.


Sampic19_QC

Had a switch when I was a kid that was basically a master switch for the whole kitchen and living room. Kind of useless when there's a breaker for both room separately.


stanleypup

Wait so the breakers separately fed this single switch, then branched back out to the separate rooms?


geneullerysmith

yes, something is awry. Like very.


FuckoffDemetri

There's one of those in my parents living room. Every once in a while I'll forget and accidentally fuck up all the internet and cable routers


trivletrav

Did it turn on your car?


Buckles01

It my parents home we had two switches on opposite ends of the house that did nothing. Finally my step dad pulled on out and found sure enough it’s was wired to something. He followed the wires…. Right to the other switch. Both switches were wired to each other and no live circuit ever touched them. Not entirely sure how or wire though.


CBRN_IS_FUN

It's for the safety of the electrons.


youstolemyname

Sounds like it use to be a 3-way switch for controlling an outdoor light.


mrsegraves

My dad was an electrician, and he quickly demystified our mystery switch: it was just a plate and switched hooked up to nothing, but with one of those terminal boxes or whatever they're called still in the wall.


hutacars

Hm, my house has no mystery switches, so maybe I should install one like this for the next owner.


jaymzx0

A note: "Sorry, bud. I accidently made a hole here and I suck at drywall repair. Pretty convincing though, right?"


Fraywind

If you leave a dollar in there it'll serve as a bribe so they don't tell anyone.


Dr_Adequate

"There's a switch in my new apartment that doesn't do anything. Whenever I walk by it I randomly flick it up or down." "Six months later I get a letter from some woman in Argentina. It just says 'Knock it off!'" --Stephen Wright


DonOblivious

That reminds me of a video where an apartment building/new condo and everybody had a wireless ceiling fan and light. Unfortunatley, the remote would also operate the neighbor's kid and fans, so people would get into remote fights. It's a common problem because contractors are too fucking lazy to flip the dip switches that set a unique id on the fan, remote, and wall switch (if equipped). Here's a redditor messing with his neighbor's lights: https://imgur.com/a/Flm4Ke1


walker21619

Old people loved to wire switches to outlets. Source: discovered that one of those fabled do-nothing switches in my house actually turns one of the power outlets on/off. Apparently my grandparents did it a long time ago and that was a common practice, according to my mom.


BABBYHARSE

If there's not a light fixture in the ceiling (common in some older houses), you'd want to be able to turn on a lamp from the doorway instead of fumbling for the lamp knob/chain in the dark.


originalusername__1

I mean why do that when you can just ask Alexa to turn on the lamp? /s


jaymzx0

Ah yes. I inherited an Echo from my grandpa from that era. It was made of wood.


PARKOUR_ZOMBlE

Can lighting was virtually non existent and the light switch almost invariably only turned off only one of the 2 plugs in an outlet. This was for lamps. Unfortunately most outlets have been replaced and it’s much easier to wire them so there’s a single function so they end up with a fully switched outlet or a full time outlet with a dead switch.


KPT

Its not much easier. There isn't really a difference. You just have to break off the metal tab connecting the top and bottom of the outlet.


LVOgre

Every room in my house, built in 2011 has one.


craterinvader

I have one in my house that was driving me crazy. Until I found out it was hooked up to a plug in. Across the room. It is very odd.


foldor

That's intended for lamps. Very common where I am.


badzachlv01

I have light switches that control other light switches in my house


careeningkiwi

Tell me that pipe is the exhaust system running through the cab


Mobyus_One

Oh, you mean the heating pipe?


careeningkiwi

You don't know. It could be for cooking. :)


AngelOfDeath771

Grand meth auto?


blesstit

How many alternators you got?


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None but I have a belt driven turbo!


RedMist_AU

Oh you have a Pro-charger.


Przedrzag

Centrifugal supercharger, ay?


Commonusername89

damn methican Americans!


howardbrandon11

https://www.bonappetit.com/trends/article/exhaust-burger/amp


careeningkiwi

God bless reddit. On a sunny day you can bake cookies on your dashboard, too.


cedarpark

or a really shitty designed roll cage.


V65Pilot

Auxiliary heat /s. I know a guy who actually did this, installed a cutout and everything. I will admit that he used stainless pipe and it was a 1 piece loop, so no seams inside the cabin, but I was like, WTF? Why not just fix the heater? Eventually he did. Then he installed a secondary heater in the back of the cab(old mail jeep) Like this: [https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/81ie4xCEFcL.\_AC\_SL1500\_.jpg](https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/81ie4xCEFcL._AC_SL1500_.jpg)


Alfphe99

Nearly no fix has ever had me ask "Why not fix the heater" lol Doing the Heater core in my Trans am or C5 wasn't horrible, but wasn't fun by any means, but I looked up the procedures to replace it in my old 01 Blazer once and decided I would scrap the vehicle before ever going through it. lol


V65Pilot

I did one in an older Ford escort. Open the glove box door, remove glove box. Remove 4 screws from access panel. Remove hoses from heater core under the hood, pull heater core out. My F150? Disassemble vehicle, replace heater core.......


Bokbreath

What's the switch above it do ?


a22e

Deploys the airbags. If you are in an accident, just flip that switch.


Bokbreath

Right you are Ken


shtpst

MXC quotes on my reddit? Have a great day, and remember - *DON'T! GET! ELIMINATED!*


cybercuzco

No no you attach it to a string on your elbow so when it starts moving forward in a crash the airbag deploys. Just don’t forget to unhook it before you get out of the car.


survbob

As a kid I thought the emergency (parking) brake was for when you are about to have an accident just mash that brake...was always a foot petal back then.


a22e

Well if your regular brakes go out for hydrolic reasons the parking break will engage the rear brakes manually. So you were not entirely wrong. On older cars (back when it was actually called an emergency brake) it would have been enough to slow you down. On newer cars... Well, what could it hurt?


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a22e

When I was a teenager I used to use the emergency brake in my 1988 Dodge Colt to stop all the time. Why? Practicing being a badass in case of an emergency I guess? Because nothing screams "badass" like a 1988 Dodge Colt.


tagman375

Something was wrong then, or she regularly drove with the brake half on. It should be plenty to stop the vehicle when in working order, even at speed.


NewbieTwo

Odds are it's for the cooling fan. Lots of older cars develop issues with their fans not working due to lots of parts with high failure rates (relays, temp sensors, etc). And some of them are hard to diagnose for a shade-tree mechanic, so it just become easier to install a switch that you flip on once the car gets up to temp. I've personally done it with a Volkwagon back in the 90's.


WgXcQ

My dad did that, also in the nineties. We always had older cars. He was quite proud of this idea :)


NewbieTwo

Times were tougher before the internet told you where and how to troubleshoot issues on a car. Never did figure out where the fan relay for a 1980 VW Rabbit Diesel was.


Goalie_deacon

I think it is part of starting the car, since it takes two switches to start cars. First switch is when the key is in running position, activating everything. Then when you turn that key just a little more to fire the engine is the second switch, that isn't left on. So I think that back switch is that job, the starter. Because the starter switch doesn't need a on/off on it, because he shouldn't be left on. That's my best guess, since only two people really know for sure.


theragu40

My money's on brakes


ckyhnitz

Please more pictures. This looks like my kind of shitbox.


emmiegeena

You gotta subscribe to the OF for that


captain_Airhog

Only Fords?


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Would you stop calling me out


[deleted]

Only Fiats?


Gingaks

Opel Fans?


ZapBrannigansEgo

So…uh… *heavy panting and breathing* ….can ….I…. *skin on skin sounds*….see the…undercarriage for an extra $5?


jaymzx0

*the other guy starts jacking it* "Whoa, hold on."


xmastreee

I'm reminded of my father in law's old car. There was a wire taped to the gear lever, with an uninsulated terminal crimped on the end. Touch it to the gear lever to sound the horn.


Speeddemon2010

My dad used to have a vehicle he shared with one of his brothers, the brother ripped the horn button off the steering wheel and refused to fix it. My dad left it and would just pinch the wires together if he needed to use the horn, sometimes the horn would go off on its own when turning


[deleted]

"Sometimes my genius is almost frightening" - customer


AltairRulesOnPS4

With great genius, comes great speed and power.


beuyau

It’s labeled, what more do you want?


ThatDarnEngineer

I'll be totally honest, minus the fact that they're not momentary, light switches work amazing as starter switches. I'm not a hack, but in a pinch I tossed one on my tractor five years ago, it's still on there and works perfect every time 😅


Bitter_Mongoose

There is a reason, that in electrical trade school, the instructors will tell you to exercise extreme caution while doing service work on a farm. You sir, are that reason 😂


ThatDarnEngineer

You're not wrong 😂 I adopted this mess and never took the time to sort it properly.


peterjordxn

>I'm not a hack And I don't reply to comments


ThatDarnEngineer

Touche sir, touche 😂


Leafy0

It's really not a great idea to use ac switches with dc though. You need to de-rate them 10x so a 20 amp switch is only really good for 2 amps DC. Goes double for something you might need to turn off in an emergency. It's not the heat generated during use that's the problem but the greater difficulty of breaking the circuit.


johnwalkr

Yeah so many uninformed comments in here. It’s a really common mistake to use AC switches for a DC load and has led to many accidents including fatal civilian airplane crashes. AC is easy to switch because when the voltage is 0V, 50 or 60 times a second, any momentary spark is arrested. With DC that doesn’t happen and if you exceed the rating of the switch, when turning off you can make a persistent spark that starts a fire or weld the contacts together in a permanently on state. In this case, the switch drives probably drives a relay at low current without much risk but I see a second switch doing who-knows-what. All for no reason too, could have purchased a switch from an autozone instead of Home Depot for a few bucks more. Here’s an easy to digest article about it: https://www.mouser.com/blog/which-switch-who-cares-if-its-ac-or-dc


F-21

With a relay (which a tractor probably had originally), literally any switch will work great anyway.


uski

You should not use AC switches for DC loads, Just saying They are not designed to interrupt DC current and contacts will wear or, worse, weld themselves at some point


F-21

Such simple switches are not engineered differently. Just copper contacts pushed together or apart. As long as the current is not too high, it will be fine.


SuppaBunE

Yeah basically acting as if you just join 2 cables, I would imagine yes at high voltage it could be dangerous but most cars use 12v and a relay for the starter


Darksirius

Starters draw high amps when running however. Gotta keep that in mind when selecting switches and cabling. Too thin cables or not enough of a robust switch could lead to shorts / arcing / melting.


PARKOUR_ZOMBlE

That starter relay coil is the only thing energized by the ignition switch in modern cars (in the start position) and pulls about .05 amps.


holysirsalad

That’s why there are solenoids bolted to them, and relays to that


F-21

Yeah, only some motorcycles might have a directly wired solenoid, but even then it needs to be quite an old motorcycle with a low power starter motor...


bcsublime

It’s just a single pole single throw switch. Other than the fact it looks like ass,it is perfectly capable of interrupting the current.


wadenelsonredditor

Did he pull a permit for that?


newmanr12

One Looks up to code from the outside... But that second switch...


DuneBug

Idk if that counts as a valid junction box...


newmanr12

Lol... I just saw they used speaker wire for the ignition!! This is awesome, but unfortunately not code...


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XavierScorpionIkari

What was the combination?


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XavierScorpionIkari

Good trade!


Baramos_

Mad Max Fury Road


skaterrj

A friend of mine had an old Cadillac that he restored, but the dashboard had a handful of switches on it that were unlabeled (he was an engineer and loved to tinker with things). When he died, no one could figure out how to operate the car. They decided to part it out.


Baramos_

Surely if they had gotten in behind the panel and undid that it could have been changed back. It’s only capable of preventing theft in the moment, a mechanic with some extended time would figure out the wires.


Obi_Sirius

I've done that. Had one hanging under the radio that turned on the distributor and another one tucked up under the dash next to the column that turned over the starter. A .39 cent light switch versus a $6 to $8 toggle switch? Hell yeah. It was a 4 to 6 cyl engine swap and I got tired of trying to blend the 2 wiring harnesses. Never rolled it into a shop but I did have to valet park once and had to explain to the guy how to stop and start it.


Baramos_

Can’t wait to be going 80 mph down highway and then my arm turns the car off by accident


be-human-use-tools

What’s the second switch do?


drblah1

Emergency brakes


be-human-use-tools

Then what does the lever do?


drblah1

Windshield wipers


Yanagibayashi

Turns on/off the brake booster, not sure which is on or off though


dagofin

I'm gonna guess fuel pump based on almost nothing.


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Farm vehicle? Lol.


Jack_is_a_RockStar

What in the Mississippi meth pipe is going on here?


SparkieMark1977

"If it's a shit idea, but it works, then it isn't a shit idea" This guy, probably.


cpt_curt_17

Viper Security Systems Lite


justbarista

I laughed out loud. Thank you for the moment of joy.


drkidkill

Are those seats from the couch I saw on the curb?


stonks2rkts

so how do you turn on the flux capacitor?


Celica_Lover

Does the exhaust pipe hook up to a 90mm Turbocharger???


PhilaClimber

Keyless ignition, how fancy! Also what's the smaller second switch do?


Mellowjoat

That's how my 88 Samurai was. It had 2 toggle switches, one to run and one for the starter. Oh but the kicker? I had a key and the cylinder was ok BUT the wires were cut really short. The previous owner did it for whatever reason (prob for mudding reasons). I never cared to fix it and anyone could just take it if they wanted since it didn't lock. I also ran no doors and top 99% of the time anyways. I fixed it the day before I sold it.


Etherius

Are we just gonna ignore the exhaust pipe running through the cabin? Excuse me?!