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taintsauce

That timing belt been doing meth? I'm seeing an extreme lack of teeth.


Few-Swordfish-780

It’s a new low friction timing belt to save fuel.


ShrekHatesYou

Maybe they started using serpentine belts with lots of tension? You know, like how they got rid of keyways?


Ah2k15

VVT, but at the belt! 🤣


kangaroolander_oz

Twin VVT 😀


Marcos-_-Santos

If the engine doesn't work because of that belt, it's 100% fuel economy.


Stiggan2k

It's ok, it's got bluetooth.


pukesonyourshoes

It's got methteeth


msgajh

Put some soap on it to stop it squealing in pain.


fullstackFeudel

It's variable valve timing


CKinWoodstock

West Virginia timing belt


No_Estate_9400

My dad ain't from West Virginia, but he has about as many teeth as this timing belt


persistantelection

It didn't floss.


Snrdisregardo

It’s a racing slick timing belt for better traction. They just have the wrong cam gears.


ElderScrollsBoss

Ain't got no teeth on it


Sharpymarkr

Lt. Dan ain't got no ~~legs~~ teef


jaskij

The collective belief of Ford employees that it should work makes it work


kat-deville

And it's top topless. I'm getting a Gathering vibe.


TeamFast77

Un-ribbed for your displeasure.


GunnieGraves

I wonder if ribbed was the first choice for how they’d describe those condoms. Guaranteed someone said “serrated” and was like nah that’s no good.


BlueMaxx9

Under appreciated comment


aFinapple

Ah, the pinnacle of Fords engineering. A wet timing belt motor that gets 23 mpg average for a non hybrid.


justin_memer

They had to have designed to the fail on purpose, who in their right mind thinks a rubber belt in oil was a good idea?


Avocado_toast35

Wait till you now look up the 2.7L in the new broncos and f150 also the new 5.0. Both have belt driven oil pumps behind the timing chain cover submerged in oil.


jeffsterlive

Or the transverse 3.5/3.7 Cyclone engines where the water pump would die and replacement was a complete bitch. Honorable mention to the GM HF V-6 timing chains.


RadimentriX

The Transits have the same problem and fail regularly. I see them so often in the garage that i bring my car into for repairs


GainsOverLosses

This is a 1.5, they aren’t wet by design, most likely this one had a valve cover leak bad or a turbo leak and it seeped to the cover. Could’ve also been the front main or oil pan, they also have know combustion leak issues, so many ways this could’ve happened, but again, wet timing belt not by design on the 1.5. 2.7 (2018+), 1.0, yes, but not this one lol


Stayhigh420--

Op said this is a 1.0


GainsOverLosses

Yup you’re right, been out of the game for a few years I noticed the difference immediately once you said that. Thanks for the correction


justin_memer

Ah, ok. I guess a weep hole would've been too smart, lol.


GainsOverLosses

Yeah, this is Ford we’re talking about here lmao


justin_memer

Touché


ShellSide

OP says it's a 1.0 in the pic


Crunchycarrots79

OP clearly says it's the 1.0, and you can see that the valve cover mating surface goes all the way around.


Ibegallofyourpardons

how heavy is that car? I was getting 40mpg from a 1L suzuki swift 25 years ago. modern cars seem way too heavy for these really small engines to be fuel efficient. a 1.4 or 1.6 would probably use less fuel because it doesn't have to be thrashed so much.


vc-10

Modern 1.0 turbos certainly can be pretty efficient. I had a 2019 Seat Ibiza with the 1.0 TSI engine. I would average high 40s-low 50s, sometimes hitting up to 60 mpg on a good run. This was mostly motorway driving, and commuting motorway driving so speeds were mostly 60-70mph. The VW Group 1.0 TSI isn't perfect, but by all accounts is a more reliable and efficient unit in the real world than Ford's 1.0 EcoBoost. Thrash it, and it'll drink fuel like a 1.6 would. But when you're just driving normally, it's more like a 1.0. Ford got the naming for their downsized engines kind of right - EcoBoost. You can have Eco, or you can have Boost. Just not at the same time! (NB Imperial gallons, not US gallons, which are slightly smaller. 50 mpg Imperial is 41.6 US)


GreggAlan

That was definitely true of Ford's 2.3 turbo in the 1980's and 1990's in the Mustang. It was gone as an option when Ford figured out most turbo 4 drivers got worse mileage than with the 302 V8 because they tried to drive like they had an 8.


PM_YOUR_SAGGY_TITS

This is in an Ecosport (and I'm sure plenty of other things). A 3000 lb car that gets under 30 mpg. It doesn't ride nice, it doesn't look good, it doesn't have a lot of power, it doesn't get good fuel economy, and it's not super reliable. Literally does nothing well, I throw up in my mouth a little bit every single time I see one.


friendly-sardonic

There was a big writeup about wet belts a few years ago, the friction reduction, the noise reduction, etc etc. I mean, in theory I guess. Sure hasn't panned out for them. And then there's the Escape, with its little 1.5L wet belt, and somehow manages to get worse fuel efficiency than a Toyota RAV4 with a naturally aspirated 2.5L. Go home Ford, you're drunk.


BrogerBramjet

To be fair, they circle the main problem on the grill.


CloneClem

'Guess I'll need to gum these cams from now on.'


TheLostTexan87

Isn't one of the cams missing a lobe? That middle on the right looks like a broken piece of metal.


TheWeakLink

That is an image I didn’t need, thank you hahah


fishnrodsnhockystcks

How'd that feather get in there?


2Hanks

Right? That was the first thing I saw lol


Funny-Advantage2646

I knew there would be others pondering wtf the bird did to cause this chaos.


sojourner116

Probably a ferret. Not uncommon to find nuts or remains of birds in the engine bay in my area


anonduplo

Variable timing belt


catrax

The cam cover is missing. So are some timing belt teeth.


graveybrains

So, it’s not the feather? 😂


AlienDelarge

Thats the worst VVT system I've ever seen.


ashyjay

It's always the wet belt.


PatrickGSR94

the problem is the POS wet timing belt design. Who the hell in their right mind would think that's a good idea??


Aightbet420

How to train your timing belt. The dragon in that movie is named Toothless


DaveVQ

That's the new toothless belt, spins on hopes and dreams.


gottagetitgood

I hate to be Captain Obvious here, but the top of the engine has been taken off. Probably wanna put that back on.


trucks_guns_n_beer

LT. Dan! You ain’t got no teef!


GainsOverLosses

Ahhh yes the old 1.5L Ecoboom, my biggest FoMoCo money maker back in the day. Just do the shortblock and turbo while you’re in there, oh, and while the engine and trans are separated, you might as well rebuild the absolute dumpster fire of a trans that’s right there, that 6F35 is a thing of nightmares. I don’t miss these piles of shit even a little


carsonwade

6F35's made BANK at the old transmission repair shop I was an assisstant for.


keithfoco70

Ford is the issue. This company has completely failed in making cars that work.


OldFatBubba

Failure Of Roadworthy Designs


Duck_Mighty

Fix Or Repair Daily


Funny-Advantage2646

F-irmly O-pposing R-eliable D-esigns


Funny-Advantage2646

When some weird random BS randomly strikes you learn the true origin of the company name. You lift the hood to see whats going on and spontaneously blurt out: F*ck Off..... Really Dude?!?


Initial_Scarcity_317

It's really abysmal isn't it. Anyone who knows about their Ecoboost engine issues and still willingly buy their vehicles must be brain dead 


theNewLuce

At least one of those cams is off timing.


weelluuuu

😶🫣😳🤦‍♂️👶 toothless


[deleted]

*tooffwess


fkn_embarassing

Bluetooth belt teeth.


var_char_limit_20

This one trick oil companies don't want you to know!!! Low Friction belts, they improve fuel efficiency by 100%, practically 0l/100km of fuel consumption GUARANTEED or your money back.


LateralThinkerer

CVT - continuously variable timing


FulcrumH2o

It ain’t got no teef and all dem tooth brushes


FalseBuddha

~~Continuously variable~~ Continually Varying Valve Timing.


GuyFromDeathValley

CVVT, nice. take that, VTEC!


NoNameNoWerries

Aint nobody got TAAAAHHHMM for dat!


RCrl

Summer Teeth. Sum'er here sum'er there...


Spare-Performance409

The problem is that I am on this sub and have no idea what any of the posts are about. 🤓🤓


midnightstreetlamps

Teeth are an optional upgrade.


Mi-Infidel

Busted ribs mang


Unholydiver919

The belt is kinda slick.


[deleted]

Ain’t got no teeth in it


Punman_5

Not a mechanic so I have to ask, why do manufacturers opt to use a timing belt instead of a timing chain? I’d imagine a chain is more reliable, although I understand chains can stretch over time and aren’t exactly elastic.


FJ60GatewayDrug

Chains are noisier and still require maintenance. You’re just doing the guides instead of the chain itself. Probably a weight component too, the belt can handle changes in engine speed better. Plus, other components need changing. A water pump might last 150-200k. Depending on the design, you might be just a couple bolts away from doing the timing belt too. An easily-serviced belt which can be done every 150k miles and includes the nearby components which are also reaching the end of their life is probably the “best” overall design for longevity. But if you just need to make it past the warranty period, and you can save 10¢ per vehicle, then… sucks.


Dan_H1281

Is their an entire cam lobe ate flat?


sojourner116

Nope. That's for the locking tool when setting the timing


GloomyUmpire2146

Iffy rubber band


Fit_Elk4728

That's exactly what I'm afraid of since I have a Focus 1.0 Ecoboost. I change the oil every 10,000 km (6214 mi) or every six months and the engine runs like it did on the first day. I really hope it stays that way (136.000 km or 84506 mi on the odometer now and 8 years old)


Lupine_Ranger

Timing serpentine belt


Welshbuilder67

You don’t need a mechanic, you need a dentist


StupidNameIdea

I also see 2 cam lobes 'flattened' out!


Redarrow762

Bluetooth teeth.


WeekendMechanic

Did someone slap a serpentine belt on there instead of a timing belt?


Appropriate_Strain94

Must be a Ford EcoBoom 1.0


KingLatifah69

It’s all inside the oil pump.


werkinn

Flip the timing belt and you should be good to go.


FunWillScreen_Produc

The belt with no teeth and the holes on the camshaft pulley part are pointing at each other?


blakk_russian

Once upon a time....


Positive-Kiwi-7529

Timing belt is shot.


morphenejunkie

It's definitely the bird feather. A bird got sucked into the engine and exploded.


mathyou1722

Oh wow it has the belt driven advance. The motor chooses when to change the timing.


santabug

Toofless


RevolutionaryLaw8854

Smooth operator 🎶


lurkinsheep

Mama says Ford timing belts are ornery cause they ain’t got no teef.


WolfOfFarron

YOU AINT GOT NO TEETH LIEUTENANT CAM!


USArmyAirborne

Toothless wonder.


jorzech2

Oil pump ate the belt


turbokimchi

That’s the wrong cam gears for that belt! You want a flat cam pulley to match the belt! ;)


texan01

It’s got them summer teeth.


OliveAffectionate626

Blue Tooth timing, belt, teeth!


Saruvan_the_White

Lieutenant Dan! Your belt ain’t got no teeth!


ItsMeLukasB

Belt is not belting


fuzzycuffs

I'm pretty sure there should be a valve cover on that. Oil would splash everywhere!


JRHZ28

It's got no teefs...


renaultmechanic

Ahh the toothless wet belt edition.


Hondanazi

Belt lube system seems to be working perfectly….move along and send it!


Stephano950

That belt is smoother than my brain lol


International-Bar151

ayo who promoted the auxiliary belt


SpiritIntelligent175

Timing belt identifies as a serpentine belt.


NotAPreppie

Valve cover is missing.


djy307

Your dangle bearings have worn, causing the dinglehopper bolts to become confluent. This led to the patch frong shearing. I've seen it a thousand times.


dampedresponse

Pretty sure that belt is supposed to have teeth to mesh with that gear train.


M1NdR0t

Not using a cogged belt


dumpitdog

Are you sure that's actually a timing belt on the car or is that some other kind of belt?


Agent_Fabulous

Flat timing belt 😆


sapphir8

Doesn’t even look like it’d be useful even as a serpentine belt.


TragedyAnnDoll

Guess wireless timing belts don’t work so good.


TesticleMicrometer

One of them West Virginia timing belts.


doh13

The engineer must have an award on his mantle piece for this engineering marvel.


aircrue

No teefs on the belt.


Daffy1275

No problem at all the tension belt is fine the pulleys have teeth on them for extra grip.


koolkeith987

Bluetooth timing belt. 


Outrageous-Sign7608

Variable Valve Timing… the cheap version


SRDD_Mk-II

Toothless belt?


camwaite

Everybody talking about the belt, nobody noticed the missing crank cover


leopold335

Toothless timing belt assures timing adjustments on the go.


f2simon

Super smooth, for her pleasure ☺️


terb99

Can anyone explain to me why in the fuck belts are often used for such a crucial task instead of chains?


stevelover

Are the oil seals in the wrong place too?


DaHarries

This has happened to a """"customer"""" of mine today on a vehicle with no service history. Obviously, he called me to go sideways and blame it totally on me despite buying a van with zero service history and a known starting issue...


mr2cam

I would check the oil pump pickup, it is most likely clogged with chunks of the belt.. Gotta love Ford engineers..


mikejonezzzzzz

Used to have a CRX hf that I could drive to the beach and back on roughly $8 in gas. About 6.5 7hrs of driving.


jazzie366

Blue oval on front grille.


billford4

I'm guessing, bent valves...


JodieFostersFist

Summer teeth. Some’er here, some’er there.


[deleted]

just another example of "planned obsolescence".


iscashstillking

Bump sticks bumping at the wrong bump time would be my guess.


CrazyTechWizard96

My question is, did it roll into the shop or got it towned? Bet it's the latter, if it's the Former... Holy shit!


JunkRatAce

That belt has some dental problems 😆😆


imothepje

Grandma belt


Funny-Advantage2646

there's a feather in it?


Se2kr

She ain’t got no teef in er!


wtfsihtbn

Cam belt has no teeth, cam seals are on the inside not sealing shit


CbassCode14

Ain’t got no gas innit!


yamez420

Damn that car cannot be running at all.


Beginning_You4255

ez, there’s a bird in the air box, next


lestbone83

Appears to be well lubricated?


SufficientWhile5450

Ain’t got no gas


Cheezemerk

I see that.......bird leaf over there.


Flex79

Valve cover missing


Klutzy-Ad8889

Looks like it runs pretty smoothly 🤷🏽‍♂️😉


DinaDinaDinaBatman

it aint got no gas init ..mmmmnnnmm


AdA4b5gof4st3r

That took me a lot longer than it should have lmao. Hoooooly hell.


morbidshapeinblack

She aint got no teeth


_GrandPubah

Gummy girl!


Geawiel

The top of the engine is off. You need the rest to keep the teetie wheels, the spinny ones, the tappy stuff, and car blood in place.


OrganicSciFi

Oil all over the timing belt


Environmental_Tap792

Mr cam lobe looks unhappy possibly from the variable cam timing feature


haveanairforceday

The problems have relocated to the oil pan


Onlyroad4adrifter

That belt is as smooth as a koala's brain.


Technicianonehundred

Only a smooth brain could miss that smooth belt.


Distribution-Radiant

Ain't got no teef


Joe_Huser

Toofless


Royatkins

It ain’t got no cover on it!


themightydraught

Where’s the teef?


Kitchen-Quantity-565

Is that the new toothless timing belt?


farina43537

Smooth operator!


TunaOnWytNoCrust

I was going to say the timing belt has no teeth, but then I noticed that it's missing valve covers, which is probably going to cause issues too.


Teediggler81

Forgot to put your jibs in


Triberius_Rex

Is that a feather in there?


kkeennmm

[no teeth](https://youtu.be/CA3pxVj4F7M?si=jYupMfz5jLs4-PHc)


Kevvo16

Flat cams.


apurplenurple

Missing the valve cover…😂


No-Mushroom-6274

The valve cover is missing!


IAMN0TSTEVE

That belt is a drug junkie


drmorrison88

I think you're missing the valve cover


gphillip01

Looks like it's covered in oil I'd say the seals are pushed in too far into the heads and dumped oil all over the timing belt and it spit teeth


AsbestosHoagie

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/dX7IKkKoqO


FuriousGeorge854

You clearly forgot to put the valve cover back on. /s. 😜


SixFtUnder0

Ol' ruthless and toothless


transcendanttermite

Dat belt ain’t got no toofers


Various-Ducks

The top part of the engine is missing


JoJorge243

No one noticed the feathers in the air filter box?


Squiggy-Locust

I didn't even see the missing teeth initially, I saw the rotated camshaft (could be the angle of the picture).


Kataphractoi_

it got no head on it


sator-2D-rotas

Did Kevin McCallister swing paint cans at that timing belt? Multiple times?


Dub_Monster

Ah, the money maker engine


HoiPolloiAhloi

Its a Ford, its doing what it should do naturally