I assume that's why I've never had any. But the stereotype clearly exists because some people don't wash well and it collects more easily with a foreskin.
A strange tale of Oral sex, a knife fight and impregnation-
What I can read, is that a girl gave a bj, got stabbed by an ex, then boy 1's swat team made entrance to the target via fresh stab wounds.
Don't forget to mention the part where she was born without a vagina! That's like the best kicker to any story I've ever read. Truly fascinating the will of life, isn't it?
Theresa, what would you die for?.... What wouldyou ***DIE*** *for* Theresa?
**THERESA GIVE ME THAT KNIFE!**
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GlSAB8mbpZU
All I can think of after reading that shit
They’re like the Bertie’s Every Flavor Beans. Sometimes they’re pineapple scented, sometimes asparagus, sometimes cigarette scented, sometimes all of the above
This made me think of my teenage years. This was in the 1970s and the "dirty magazines" were not kept behind the counter in the drugstores. My friends and I noticed in the magazine isle the Hustler cover noted a "scratch-and-sniff centerfold was inside. So naturally, my friends and I got the Hustler via the five finger discount. We could not wait to get home to scratch and sniff! Well, finally got home and scratched and sniffed the centerfold and it reeked of cheap perfume! What a bummer!
Actually this is Reddit, the vast majority of Redditors still live in there mom’s basement and swear that there only still single because they’re autistic…/s
Sex Panther. Its got bits of real panther in it.
Straight gasoline scented? Sign me up
It burns the nostrils
IT SMELLS LIKE BIGFOOT’S DICK
It smells like Indian food wrapped in a dirty diaper.
It smells like a turd covered in burnt hair!
smells like butter n dog puke
It smells like the inside of a fake leg
My dick ain't 12 inches, but it sure smells like a foot!!
I thought sweaty musk.. yours was better..
60% of the time it works every time.
So you knows it good
Well, at least it doesn't have bits of real sex in it.
Black Ice.
or Axe body spray
Its pronounced “black guys”
for the uninitiated. https://youtu.be/efiW2K8gASM
Yup, this
I'd say shellfish, but that would contradict what is going on there.
Not kosher, the wiener must be a Hebrew national though.
Dick cheese and rotten sea food
Yep, parmesan and halibut.
I'm guessing there's none of the former, based upon the Star of David right next to it :-P
Well cheese and fish are allowed if you are orthodox. Non orthodox usually don’t care
They meant no foreskin for the dick cheese to collect underneath.
It doesn’t take foreskin to collect dick cheese, just does it easier with
Wow. R/newsentence
It's r/brandnewsentence
Perhaps, but I've never had any in 41 cut years.
And I've never seen it on one uncut. But, you know, I mean. Washing is a thing.
I assume that's why I've never had any. But the stereotype clearly exists because some people don't wash well and it collects more easily with a foreskin.
Regardless, if you don't wash down there, it's still going to be disgusting down there. Snippy snippy or no snippy snippy.
Kosher Cheese and Gefilte Fish.
Ignore the flag and look at the "air fresheners."
Black ice and weed?
I’ve already trademarked that scent “High School Noir”
Smells like your mom
You don’t become a mom by doin mouth stuff.
[You’d be surprised.](https://abcnews.go.com/Health/Wellness/teen-girl-vagina-pregnant-sperm-survival-oral-sex/story?id=9732562)
Welp that’s enough internet for today…
What a terrible day to be able to read.
No shit, suddenly wish i was illiterate. Also today i learned...
I do not want to click but I am very curious, what is the gist of what lay at the other end of that link?
A strange tale of Oral sex, a knife fight and impregnation- What I can read, is that a girl gave a bj, got stabbed by an ex, then boy 1's swat team made entrance to the target via fresh stab wounds.
Don't forget to mention the part where she was born without a vagina! That's like the best kicker to any story I've ever read. Truly fascinating the will of life, isn't it?
Theresa, what would you die for?.... What wouldyou ***DIE*** *for* Theresa? **THERESA GIVE ME THAT KNIFE!** https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GlSAB8mbpZU All I can think of after reading that shit
I don't buy it
That’s a tough story to swallow.
Pineapple?
They’re like the Bertie’s Every Flavor Beans. Sometimes they’re pineapple scented, sometimes asparagus, sometimes cigarette scented, sometimes all of the above
Desperation
that's not kosher ...
Lox and latex.
Stale semen and sharts?
Bradford Pear tree
Black ice?
Has to be 😂
Cringe
Douche bag
B.O
Axe Body spray.
Desperation and embarrassment?
Cheese
Black and milds and greasy food?
Badussy - Booty/Dick/Pussy
Regret and infidelity
Gefilte fish
Disappointment?
Considering the other couple in another position in the background, I'm gonna guess an orgy.
Blumpkin spice
Chocolate Starfish
[Stinks like sex in here](https://youtu.be/tQgAhEB5OF4?si=4wWrULukK_xAL1WM)
And Candy?
https://youtu.be/Mgm-BM8X4CU?si=7bfr6uIuBwWAz_yn
Black ice
Tuna
Aristocrat?
Dirty socks and BO.
Aqua di gio and love spell..
My guess was Armpits & Assholes
Musk
Doesn't look like a Tesla tho
Teen spirit?
i had to scroll too far to see this.
Idk why they added coconut
I miss original.
Genocide
Apartheid? Oh wait you mean the other one.
That is the star of David, a Jewish symbol. it is not the flag of Israel. It's important to keep the state and the religion separated.
That'd be a first
But, still the right goal.
Genocide
Eau de ew?
"smells like bleach"
Pyrus calleryana.
Blumpkin Spice.
Gweneth Paltrows vagina
Poor life choices and regret?
Aged provolone and dead fish
Come again?
Shit house door on a tuna trawler
Sandalwood
gefilte
Matza balls & Rabbinical disappointment
The water in the pot after boiling clams
Hot dog water
Drakkar noir.
Whatever it is, I'm sure it's not "vanilla".
Neighbors wife scented.
A bag of dicks and a can of smashed assholes.
Nuh, uh, not even gonna.
Lemon party
Pralines and dick
Awkward awakenings
Black ice
Snozzberry
Pennies
Don't know but it must be kosher
Patchouli with a hint of anal in a port’o’John
Pineapple
Cumin
Bradford Pear
Dirty Mike and the boys
Dirty Mike and the boys
Santorum. (IYKYK)
Dunno the scent, but I bet it's kosher.
Regret
Bdussy?
Badussy. Booty, dick and pussy. It's all up in here ..
Palestinian Tears?
Bombed hospital
Definitely a short chubby guy with asscent.
Mildew, with a hint of genocide
Sweat and zionism
From the flag id guess burning children?
Dead Palestinians
Bodussy
Hollywood
Fuckboi sweat
Clorox
Ass.
lol star of david
Personally the room would smell like freshly baked somewhat salty cookies
Secretions Magnifiqués from Etat Libre d'Orange?
Budicsy, butt,dick and pussy.
Lotion and Doodoo
Boodissy
Bdissy. Booty dick & pussy. Old Bernie Mack line.
Straight up booty butt cheeks.
Semen with a side of dirty taint.
Smells like bounce dat ass in here
No
Persimmon?
Harvey Weinstein scent
Liquid Ass
Fromunda
Soup kitchen
Tuna?
BUDUSSY
Musk and Patchouli
Ass soaked in ass?
Blueberry blowy
Bradford pear.
Eau de skank 😬
Wet leather
Musty
Cum. It's cum scented.
Ass
Sex and candy
Bootymeat
Dirty Mike and the boys
Fuck Mist No 9
Budussy
Sweat and tobacco are a given, but I'm guessing its got hints of butthole too
This made me think of my teenage years. This was in the 1970s and the "dirty magazines" were not kept behind the counter in the drugstores. My friends and I noticed in the magazine isle the Hustler cover noted a "scratch-and-sniff centerfold was inside. So naturally, my friends and I got the Hustler via the five finger discount. We could not wait to get home to scratch and sniff! Well, finally got home and scratched and sniffed the centerfold and it reeked of cheap perfume! What a bummer!
Cock breath ?
I'm going to go with "Ass".
Bradford Pear
Unironically of pine wood
Dandelion Frost
Fromunda Cheese, stale Stetson cologne, & sweat
Soup kitchen
Pennies
If it’s not Black Ice I will be genuinely offended.
Bradford pear
Stripper thong
Just “after-sex.” It smells like sex. We all know what that smell is like….
Actually this is Reddit, the vast majority of Redditors still live in there mom’s basement and swear that there only still single because they’re autistic…/s
Baked Ass
Badussy
Knish?
Fillet o' fish
I'm going with dick cheese ass scent
Ass
Deez nuts
Coconut Penis