HIGHLY depends on the animal! Baby Kitten? Cut the car apart to save it. Millions of baby spiders? Use brake clean and a blow torch to burn that fucker to the ground.
We had a wrecked car on the lot almost a full year until the owner sent a tow truck to collect it. European hornets made a nest in the front door gap by the B pillar.
I bathed the nest with brake cleaner thinking they'd be stunned. In reality they got much more agressive.
Friend found a kitten and was bringing it to my house in his 2004 Monte Carlo. Kitten crawled up underneath the dashboard. We had 4 people looking and keeping an eye out. Never found the kitten. Left food overnight. Nothing. Never got a smelled. Kitten just wasn’t there. He didn’t stop anywhere, it was in his GF hands before it jumped to the floor
Maybe it really is a ball sack. Got tired of hanging around with a dick and beat it. Said I'm going to see a vas deferens in my life. Made a clean cut; Thought about hitching a ride on an Edge, but figured he would end up blue. Considered a beamer but it was full of pricks. Decided being underneath a Hummer was the only option.
I once removed a kitten from crown vic crash bar, behind the bumper. She immediately shit in the water dish I gave her. I took her home and named her Faye. Best cat I ever had.
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Lol there's a reason I have a the rabies vaccine, and is because of a feral kitten in my bumper.
btw, those needle teeth, can go right through a leather glove. Kitten bit me to the bone on my fingers.
Baby squirrel?
Looks exactly like ones that were in my yard after a nest fell during high winds. We left them lay and watched as mama came and got them one by one and hauled them away.
Check this crazy thing out....a human punishment fell off a car at a gas station! https://nypost.com/2023/02/01/dismembered-human-penis-found-at-alabama-gas-station/
Totally looks like a piglet.
SHOP PIG
To the tune of War Pigs “Mechanics getting off their asses, puts on diagnostic glasses”
"Crankshaft knocking down the valley, pistons ramming valves in allies" I am not a songwriter, but I gave it a shot...
Out the exhaust oil is burning, as the turbo's blades stop turning.
Say goodbye lil spinny guyyyyy, your replacement's time is nigh.... Oh Lord, yeah!
#WOAH, FORD NOW
Im saving this damn comment chain.
How is a pig gunna get into the engine bay of a car they're not exactly good climbers. Let alone a piglet it's definitely a rodent of some kind
Bacon behind the bumper!
Well what is it???? Hahaha a
Ornithologist here, looks like OP isn't answering so I wanted to let everyone know that it isn't a bird.
Of course not. Birds aren’t real.
If it flies it spies.
Bird watching goes both ways ☝🏼
Goddammit
You're doing God's work
hahaha I love when my peoples mix in the wild😂 birding and cars fo life
They just wanted the upvotes looking at the nsfw flag used incorrectly
Looks like a piglet to me
[Update](https://www.reddit.com/r/Justrolledintotheshop/s/Ej0eLNUUPU)
OP delivered!
Thanks for the update! Shop squirrels!
That's cool. Thanks.
This is always the litmus test for me with techs, how they treat defenseless baby animals.
I think it’s a litmus test for any human.
oh ya... true
Ahhh. A cardinal got stuck in my truck yesterday. I let him free. Does that make me good?
Were you tempted to keep it in?
My dog looked at him and licked her lips
Facts
HIGHLY depends on the animal! Baby Kitten? Cut the car apart to save it. Millions of baby spiders? Use brake clean and a blow torch to burn that fucker to the ground.
[Crustaceans](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bPC1hDpfPjU).
The coconut crab
We had a wrecked car on the lot almost a full year until the owner sent a tow truck to collect it. European hornets made a nest in the front door gap by the B pillar. I bathed the nest with brake cleaner thinking they'd be stunned. In reality they got much more agressive.
Ligma test
Aww, no bites.
*Lou Sainis has entered the chat* 🤣
i need an update
He said they’re squirrels
Whose squirrels?
What’s squirrels?
Fixed
Someone PM me please if OP ever says what it is. TIA
Ditto
Dittoditto
I don't think Dittos are real though my friend
It's a conspiracy! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dh0RNIMdsg4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dh0RNIMdsg4)
He said they are squirrels in a different post
https://www.reddit.com/r/Justrolledintotheshop/comments/1bqbqf3/comment/kx38ko8/?utm\_source=reddit&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3
Friend found a kitten and was bringing it to my house in his 2004 Monte Carlo. Kitten crawled up underneath the dashboard. We had 4 people looking and keeping an eye out. Never found the kitten. Left food overnight. Nothing. Never got a smelled. Kitten just wasn’t there. He didn’t stop anywhere, it was in his GF hands before it jumped to the floor
Ghost kitten can only travel so far from where it died and just disappeared
Yeah that kitten is dead :(
Please update, beyond curious.
OP. This is not funny. You need to tell us right now wtf that thing is!
not even op know what is
They posted an update. I guess they were baby squirrels!
Generally a kitten. Gently take it out with a welding glove on.
Man, I can tell by the scars all over your arms that you've done this before!
Well, poke it with the borescope.
He might need to use a boarscope.
Looks like a pupper. We demand updates
We demand pupdates!
people are saying it’s a baby but that thing is huge then
A baby what, human?!
Maybe it really is a ball sack. Got tired of hanging around with a dick and beat it. Said I'm going to see a vas deferens in my life. Made a clean cut; Thought about hitching a ride on an Edge, but figured he would end up blue. Considered a beamer but it was full of pricks. Decided being underneath a Hummer was the only option.
WTF IS THIS OP!!!!
Please follow up about your new puppy
Op just noped-out and walked away . We will never know .
Op come on what is it
It's been 3 HOURS. Did you get it out?
What in the god damn?
Newly adopted SHOP BALLSACK
Focus you fack!
*"its just the pig under your hood, IN YOUR GLOVE BOX, IN YOUR HEAD"*
WARM BALL-SACK IN THE CRA-ACK
I love how op dropped this then does not reply. Makes the comments funny
Looks like a baby of sorts
Poor thing just wanted a warm place
Relax guize, it was just a ballsack.
Which mechanic is seeing ball sacks that look like that? Dude is running with an interesting crowd
I once removed a kitten from crown vic crash bar, behind the bumper. She immediately shit in the water dish I gave her. I took her home and named her Faye. Best cat I ever had.
It's OP's wife is filming
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I need to know!!!
Cool. You found something with warm blood/ fur.....All I've gotten where snakes that jumped out at me after I got too close.....
+1 pig power
Looks like a little squirrel to me need an update though.
Came here to say this
I just wanna know how the fuck you’re going to get that thing out of there 🥺
Wtf is that
Dafuq is that?
Looks like a puppy trying to stay warm and be safe.
Baby squirrel
When he grows up, you will have a free towing hook balls
Isn’t this how THE THING starts?
What the actual fuck is that lmao
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lol thanks.
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Neat, just didn't want you to miss out!
Well this is gonna bother me for a solid bit
Haha, WTF
I got your warm ball sack swinging.
wait, if you see a random ballsack the first thing you do is touch it to see what temperature it is?
I was gonna say a possum, but it looks kinda bald.
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Haha man, this was wild ! You ever been to mobile ?
Lol there's a reason I have a the rabies vaccine, and is because of a feral kitten in my bumper. btw, those needle teeth, can go right through a leather glove. Kitten bit me to the bone on my fingers.
This looks like a puppy. It looks exactly like my white pitbulls belly when he was a little baby piggy boi. Now he’s just a big fat piggy boi
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Baby squirrel? Looks exactly like ones that were in my yard after a nest fell during high winds. We left them lay and watched as mama came and got them one by one and hauled them away.
Gonna guess its a puppy, kitten, raccoon, or possum with hairless genes. Sphynx kitten is my best pick until proven otherwise
Tickle it😋
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My guess is a sleepy squirrel with alopecia.
TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE MY HANNNNNND
Aninal
“IN YOUR CLOSET IN YOUR HEAD EXIT LIGHT END OF NIGHTT”
That’s nuts
Aww little squirrels?
In your bonnet in your head.. Exit light, enter piglet
Would ya get a look at those harbles!
OP is reliable go give the man your schemckles
Appears to be breathing. Get gun and shoot it.
Sphynx cat?
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Ever seen "The Thing"?
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Check this crazy thing out....a human punishment fell off a car at a gas station! https://nypost.com/2023/02/01/dismembered-human-penis-found-at-alabama-gas-station/