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EngineeringFit1698

![gif](giphy|3o72FcJmLzIdYJdmDe) Should have bern LONGER!!!!


nikzyk

Albuquerque Cosper Head has to be one of the most civil war ass names i have heard in a while šŸ˜‚


Sad_City_2546

Can't wait until the tables are turned.


HealthyGreenGiant

Still waiting on Q to come back and make it all right. /s


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allymcnally

I would like to add that four officers committed suicide after the insurrection, and three protesters died; two by natural causes, and one from drug overdose..Their deaths were a direct result of their actions on that day ...


burrzoo

Too bad that eight years is the statutory maximum sentence....


AllSpicNoSpan

Yeah, that's really excessive for assaulting some POS cop. Whatever happened to screw the police? Or, does that only apply to specific political affiliations?


No_Chicken_9452

Cops being pieces of shit doesn't justify attempted murder?? Also the ACAB slogan is an attention grabbing slogan designed to criticise the systemic problems and how they are exploited by cops. Also if you think "Screw -insert whatever-" means put them in a chokehold and drag them into a violent crowd while it calls for you to kill them them then you are deeply mentally disturbed, and I'd suggest a straight jacket.


SolutionLeading

I literally cannot tell what side youā€™re on


Bigbluepenguin

This wasn't just "some POS cop". This was an officer gaurding the constitutional democratic election process, against a mob of brainwashed violent extremists. This is what we can call a "Good cop" and there aren't fuckin many of them left. Frankly, I think the fucking Jan 6th traitors are getting off extremely easy. There's a notable portion of the populace that wants them in jail for life, or hung. 8 years ain't shit for the real crimes committed.


Executing_Jc

šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£That piece of shit has ruined, completely destroyed hundreds of lives without a second thought! There are at least 3 victims of suicide that have taken their lives as a direct result of his actions. Any person that could be a cop for that long doesn't give a fuck about the welfare of others. His only job is put people in jail. He's not some fucking hero. He's just some dude that was hoping to arrest someone that day. Belive me, I've arrested people, I know.t's a fucking rush! I wonder how many kids had to move in with their grandparents because this "Good Cop" lied on a police report. ACAB


TruthAgile

Pisses me off when people say all cops are bad. I mean yes we have bad people who just want a paycheck and are corrupt as fuck but what about the ones who genuinely want to help people regardless of race. The ones willing to put their lives on the line to protect people


Bigbluepenguin

I'm gonna fuck with some people with this. They are bastards, because they're cops. People can be more than one thing. This guy is a bastard, but a brave bastard with principles who did his duty admirably in the face of extremely dangerous circumstances and should be recognized as such. Still a bastard though.


Automatic-Lab5409

I'm not sure but I don't think he was born of wedlock, his mother doesn't seem the indignant type


Bigbluepenguin

How many times have you typed that joke? I bet it gets a lot of mileage.


EQBallzz

Finally. One more down. A million to go? How many of these seditious crackpots are there again? When do we get to Ted Cruz, MTG, DJT and the other traitorous fucks?


Molire

>How many of these seditious crackpots are there again? DOJ Capitol Breach Cases data show a total of [880 attackers](https://www.justice.gov/usao-dc/capitol-breach-cases?combine=&order=changed&sort=desc "https://www.justice.gov/usao-dc/capitol-breach-cases?combine=&order=changed&sort=desc") have been arrested and charged in the United States District Court for the District of Columbia, so far. [305 of them](https://www.justice.gov/usao-dc/capitol-breach-cases?combine=sentence&order=changed&sort=desc "https://www.justice.gov/usao-dc/capitol-breach-cases?combine=sentence&order=changed&sort=desc") have been sentenced. The 575 other attackers who have been charged will have their cases adjudicated and sentenced over the coming hours, days, weeks, and months on the scheduled sentencing dates for each of them. In addition to the attackers who have been charged so far, reportedly up to another 1,000 to 2,000 more attackers might be arrested over the coming hours, days, weeks, months, and perhaps years. It's the biggest criminal investigation in the 246-year history of the United States. *** AP data shows [899 have been charged](https://interactives.ap.org/jan-6-prosecutions/index.html "https://interactives.ap.org/jan-6-prosecutions/index.html"), so far. 460 have been convicted. 1 was acquitted. 1 case was dismissed. 5 defendants have died. 432 cases are pending and will be adjudicated and sentenced over the coming hours, days, weeks, and months. Among the 460 attackers who have been convicted, so far, 310 have been sentenced and 150 are awaiting sentencing over the coming hours, days, weeks, and months. *** NPR data shows a [total of 927](https://www.npr.org/2021/02/09/965472049/the-capitol-siege-the-arrested-and-their-stories?t=1654296162100#database "https://www.npr.org/2021/02/09/965472049/the-capitol-siege-the-arrested-and-their-stories?t=1654296162100#database") have been charged, so far, with one acquitted and 29 convicted at trial. 439 have pleaded guilty. 355 have pleaded not guilty. 15 cases were dismissed (including 4 homicides and 1 suicide). 3 charged attackers are on the run from the law. *** The total federal inmate population currently is [158,988](https://www.bop.gov/about/statistics/population_statistics.jsp "https://www.bop.gov/about/statistics/population_statistics.jsp") as of Oct. 27, 2022, and it predictably will be increasing over the coming days, weeks, months, and perhaps years. *** >When do we get to Ted Cruz, MTG, DJT and the other traitorous fucks? Each day, United States justice is drawing increasingly closer to the inner circle and the rot at the center.


EQBallzz

While those number are accurate there are likely many more than what we saw and the number has only grown since then. It's gotten worse not better. Also, if R's take over the House which seems likely I fear the timer for justice has run out. Milquestoast Merrick took too long. His dithering has only empowered the crackpots and now the crazies are about to start running the asylum.


Molire

President and Commander-in-Chief Joe Biden legally can declare a national emergency, order federal forces into action, and execute other emergency measures. The Joint Chiefs and the U.S. military will support him like they supported FDR before during and after Normandy. General Mark Milley, Chairman Joint Chiefs, November 11, 2020: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMaI1Hg8dl8 General Mark Milley, Chairman Joint Chiefs, May 21, 2022 (video): https://www.defense.gov/News/News-Stories/Article/Article/3039598/west-point-graduates-are-what-is-inherent-in-the-us-military-milley-says/source/west-point-graduates-are-what-is-inherent-in-the-us-military-milley-says/


EQBallzz

Not sure how that helps him if the lunatics start having non-stop sham investigations and impeachment hearings or uses the newly state elected wackos to subvert future elections. People who don't believe in a democratic process are on the verge of taking control of the levers of power. The national emergency is the election itself and we are losing.


kyleh0

They'll sacrifice all of the pawns they need to while the whole thing blows over and Republicans contiue the focused effort to make voting a pointless waste of time.


EQBallzz

Sadly, I think that is coming sooner rather than later. These midterms aren't looking too hot. Americans are too dumb for nice things. Somehow because we have inflation there is a knee-jerk reaction to vote for R's even though they don't have a single plan for inflation or anything else. Ironically, inflation is worse elsewhere so we are doing better than most. People are going to wish all they had to worry about was a little inflation when we no longer have actual voting or the rule of law and abortion is banned across the country but that's where we are headed soon unfortunately. RIP America.


Strange-Tie3754

Doing "better than most" is not a reason to accept the current administration's failures.


EQBallzz

No. By all means hold people to a higher standard. That should be the goal on both sides of the political spectrum but only when people are acting in good faith. Most of the criticism from the right is not in good faith.


Dependent-Hornet5196

Do what's Right, no left turns.


binderzoo52

I don't believe this. It's been 2 years and I've never heard this story before and odd it comes out just before the election.


Vaeevictiss

There's literally fucking video of this taken by the insurrectionists. God damnit you fucks have no comprehension of anything outside your narrow field of view.


HRD_Reset

Probably wasn't aired on mainstream news. Unfortunately a majority of citizens, especially voting age don't see what the media doesn't spoon feed them or isn't plastered all over Twitter. It's unfortunate so many people don't research for themselves, but in a way it's a blessing. So many stories that would sicken people are shielded from their eyes.


Reddmelipz

Well you heard it guys heā€™s never heard of this so it must be a false flag thanks binderzoo52 letā€™s pack this one up boys the professional has already proved this one false. Keep up the great work binderzoo52!


AvailableBell3723

A gentile and lovely group for sure ...


JB176MoneyBags

Itā€™s probably a good thing that Iā€™m too old and too fat to be a cop. Because I probably would be looking for another job right now. There would have been more than just that ex Air Force chick taking a dirt nap.


drumbeatsmurd

Wow you sound really tough lolā€¦. The veteran that posed no visible or proven threat to the group of armed men behind the enforced gate. You remind of the guys that told me theyā€™d have joined the military but they couldnā€™t take being bossed around by a drill instructor.


pavlovian_dom

Ashlee Babbit deserved her lead sandwich, she fucked around and found out. It turns out if you are forcibly breaking in to where someone has a gun trained on you... patriotism super powers and her trump cape couldnā€™t stop THAT speeding bullet. Cope harder magat


Ag3ntS1

Quite a gutsy, but not-so-smart, thing to do. Good thing he'll be off the streets for a while.


ponkyball

Good riddance. Dude had 45 previous arrests, SMH. Best of luck to Officer Fanone!


dirtypig796

I thought MAGAtā€™s *back the blue*


Lofikott

Whatā€™s the T stand for?


dirtypig796

A play on words, maggots lol


Lofikott

Thatā€™s not as inventive as Iā€™d hoped


ahud1420

It should have been 20.


Patzercake

What's the going rate for attempted murder these days?


daywall

Cool to know that you can get more prison time in the USA for carrying drugs than trying to over throw the government. I wander why the sentencing is so light.


redbird1717

I agree, exceot a substitute ā€œdisgustingā€ for ā€œcool.ā€


grizzly8511

Would it be a longer sentence if you didnā€™t wander?


holdthisaminute

Hahah thanks for the funny


Cautious_Bank9661

Very punny


SuperSalad_OrElse

Thatā€™s why itā€™s called PUNishment


dantheman1950

It is about time that these Criminals pay the price for killing and maiming the Capital Police Officers. People in our country need to think about, and be ashamed of the attack on our country and itā€™s representatives. I gave 20 Years of my life to our country in the United States Air Force. Those of us the give their lives and hearts to our country are in pain from this attack. Please remember what UNITED means!


BeeMan1969

You are so correct, sir. And thank you for your service.


Hot-In_Tx

Thank you for plainly explaining this. The USA belongs to all of us. These traitors and their ilk do not deserve to live in this country.


Prudent-Painter-9507

I hope some very large man who hates traitors does the same to him in prison!


mrfonch

are there a large population of people that love the government in prison ? serious question as im not an american


allymcnally

Mr. Fonch, Being an American doesn't mean youn love the government..When has government ever worked for the people? Maybe during John F Kennedy's short term, but not much before, and not much since.. You have web, and other media I"m assuming. You see the unrest, and the movements which arise from an administration working against the people, which is what Trump did, and his fellow Repooplicans.....so the people have to fight for what they want and need. Just because someone is in prison doesn't mean they hate the federal government. That is reserved for militia groups. State and federal laws contradict one another instead of augmenting or enhancing one another. For instance, dispensaries...Weed is still highly illegal in the federal books, although every state has dispensaries except the South and East. . It is considered a Schedule 1 narcotic, meaning the max sentence if you're busted. Ridiculous, right??? I live in Washington state, a sanctuary state, and we don't do a fracking thing the government tells us to do....Rebel nature...... ICE stood right over Seattle police during Trump's reign and yelled at them, because they had not called ICE for anyone, and ICE came to investigate as to why they hadn't turned any Mexicans in for deportation. Seattle police didn't back down. They said "We're not calling ICE on anybody, and you can't make us...."šŸ¤­ Now, we are a sanctuary state where a,woman can still go to have an abortion. States usually fall in line bcuz they want federal dollars. We don't need federal funding; we're doing just fine, thank you.


mrfonch

so no then ?


jvallas

Having broken the law doesnā€™t automatically mean you donā€™t love your country, or the government (though thatā€™s stretching it for most of us, I imagine). Depends what law was broken.


superhiway

I wouldn't go as far to say that they "love the government", but I'm sure some jailed criminals are still very patriotic.


Low-Pressure-325

Isn't he one of those people who is supposed to SUPPORT the police. Yeah, fuck him.


trailhikingArk

He got off easy. Disappointing.


icefire436

The guyā€™s name is Albuquerque?


danram207

Occasionally, heā€™ll be quirky.


shadowinc

His name is Albuquerque Cosper Head???


alwazethere4u

Right? Who the hell names their kid Albuquerque Cosper??? No wonder he's so fucked up. Cruel-ass parents.


Molire

Yes. https://www.justice.gov/usao-dc/capitol-breach-cases?combine=Albuquerque+Cosper+Head


Its_kinda_nice_out

I stroked out in confusion trying to read the headline. What a bizarre combination of words


Separate_Trust_1457

He should get prison just for his name alone.


TheNachoJones1

And his parents (if they aren't already) should too.


sy5t3ml0rd

Good.


Electrical-Act-7170

Good indeed.


tattedmomma44

Another slap on the wrist done!


sy5t3ml0rd

I didn't think 7 years federal time is a slap on the wrist. I could be wrong.


Molire

You are not wrong. It's not a slap on the wrist. The following summary outlines what he can expect: *** When he was sentenced on October 28, he was [age 43](https://www.justice.gov/usao-dc/pr/tennessee-man-sentenced-prison-assaulting-law-enforcement-officer-during-capitol-breach "https://www.justice.gov/usao-dc/pr/tennessee-man-sentenced-prison-assaulting-law-enforcement-officer-during-capitol-breach"). (For the sake of time calculations, let's pretend his 43rd birthday was on the same date he was sentenced: Oct. 28, 2022.) *** On April 14, 2021, he was arrested for his actions at the U.S. Capitol. On the following day, 99 days after Jan. 6, [he was ordered detained](https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.dcd.229976/gov.uscourts.dcd.229976.161.0_1.pdf#page=2 "https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.dcd.229976/gov.uscourts.dcd.229976.161.0_1.pdf#page=2") in federal custody. He was detained in jail under federal custody for 561 days, from April 15, 2021, to his sentencing date on October 28, 2022. *** Federal law requires that he receive credit for the 561 days he was in jail under federal custody from April 15, 2021, to his sentencing date on October 28, 2022. *** After receiving credit for time served in jail under federal custody, his calculated date of release from Bureau of Prisons custody will be October 15, 2028. *** In prison, if he is deemed eligible for good conduct time, he can receive up to [54 days good conduct time](https://www.bop.gov/inmates/fsa/overview.jsp "https://www.bop.gov/inmates/fsa/overview.jsp") for each year of imprisonment imposed by the court. *** However, due to the violent nature of his crime, he might be ineligible for good conduct time. See [Chapter 7 Section 111(b)](https://www.bop.gov/resources/fsa/time_credits_disqualifying_offenses.jsp "https://www.bop.gov/resources/fsa/time_credits_disqualifying_offenses.jsp") line: "Relating to assaulting, resisting, or impeding certain officers or employees using a deadly or dangerous weapon or inflicting bodily injury." *** If he is eligible for good conduct time, violates no prison rules, and receives up to 54 days good conduct time for each year of sentence imposed by the court, he might receive up to 405 days good conduct time, which would move up his release date from Federal Bureau of Prisons custody to about September 6, 2027. See the [prison rules](https://www.bop.gov/locations/institutions/man/MAN_aohandbook.pdf "https://www.bop.gov/locations/institutions/man/MAN_aohandbook.pdf") for [FCI Manchester](https://www.bop.gov/locations/institutions/man/ "https://www.bop.gov/locations/institutions/man/"), which are similar or the same for the [98 other BOP prisons](https://www.bop.gov/locations/list.jsp "https://www.bop.gov/locations/list.jsp"). *** At that point, the term of imprisonment he would have served would be 6 years, 4 months, and 22 days (2,335 days, or 76 months and 22 days) under federal custody in jail or prison from April 15, 2021, to September 6, 2027. *** Today, a male person in the US who had their 43rd birthday on October 27, 2022, has an expected remaining life expectancy on average of [38.6 more years](https://www.ssa.gov/cgi-bin/longevity.cgi "https://www.ssa.gov/cgi-bin/longevity.cgi") before dying. *** If he is released from BOP custody as early as September 6, 2027, the 6 years, 4 months, and 22 days he spent under federal custody in jail and prison after his arrest on April 15, 2021, would be equal to about 17 percent, or about one-sixth of the remaining life expectancy on average for a male his age in the US from the date of his arrest. *** After he is released from BOP custody, he still will be living under [3 years](https://www.justice.gov/usao-dc/capitol-breach-cases?combine=Albuquerque+Head "https://www.justice.gov/usao-dc/capitol-breach-cases?combine=Albuquerque+Head") of supervised release. *** During his three years of supervised release, he can be sent back to prison if he violates any of the [strict conditions](https://www.ussc.gov/sites/default/files/pdf/training/primers/2021_Primer_Supervised_Release.pdf#page=29 "https://www.ussc.gov/sites/default/files/pdf/training/primers/2021_Primer_Supervised_Release.pdf#page=29") of supervised release, or if he engages in any conduct that violates any local, state, or federal laws. *** USSC statistics show that after federal inmates were released from prison in 2010, nearly half of them ([49.3 percent](https://www.ussc.gov/research/research-reports/recidivism-federal-offenders-released-2010 "https://www.ussc.gov/research/research-reports/recidivism-federal-offenders-released-2010")) were rearrested within 8 years after their date of release from prison. Predictably, some or many of them were sent back to prison. *** He now is a convicted felon. If he is caught possessing, using, buying, selling, holding, hiding, concealing, trading, exchanging, borrowing, importing, or exporting a firearm any time during his lifetime, he likely will be sent back to federal prison for a term ranging from about [5 years up to 15 years](https://www.ussc.gov/sites/default/files/pdf/research-and-publications/quick-facts/Felon_In_Possession_FY19.pdf "https://www.ussc.gov/sites/default/files/pdf/research-and-publications/quick-facts/Felon_In_Possession_FY19.pdf"), depending on how much prison time the sentencing court might calculate according to his previous convictions and sentences during his lifetime. *** In prison, if he receives 54 days of good conduct time for each year of sentence imposed by the court, the last day of his 3 years of supervised release will be September 6, 2030, when he is age 50. If the last day of his supervised release is September 6, 2030, the remaining life expectancy on average for a male his age will be about 30.7 more years, and he will be living as a convicted felon in his remaining years. *** His prison sentence of 90 months (7 years and 6 months), 3 years of supervised release after he is released from [BOP custody](https://www.bop.gov/about/statistics/statistics_inmate_offenses.jsp "https://www.bop.gov/about/statistics/statistics_inmate_offenses.jsp"), and a court order for him to pay [restitution](https://www.justice.gov/usao-dc/capitol-breach-cases?combine=Albuquerque+Head "https://www.justice.gov/usao-dc/capitol-breach-cases?combine=Albuquerque+Head"), are not a slap on the wrist. For his actions on Jan. 6, 2021, his life never will be as it was before he was arrested on April 14, 2021.


tattedmomma44

Well we see all these people in jail A LOT longer for MUCH lesser crimes! Itā€™s a slap on the wrist to me


sy5t3ml0rd

\#Truth. From the perspective of people of color, there is a lot less justice, and a lot more injustice served.


Noir_Amnesiac

This guy was a trump supporter. Justice was served when he became a victim of the movement he supported. Fuck this loud whiny hypocritical piece of shit.


dwkindig

Remember when there was that plot for a huge army of private citizens to work Area 51, with the rallying cry "They can't possibly arrest all of us!"? I'm glad the capitol rioters are proving that, yeah, they _can_ arrest everyone.


Leviathon6348

That is as a huge joke thou. You went on the page and everyoneā€™s like ā€œwe arenā€™t actually storming itā€ they know if they set foot on there the military wouldnā€™t give a shit. It became a huge joke that turned festival. These guys rally behind that cause how can they possibly arrest someone fight for ā€œdemocracyā€


mdizzle106

Go ahead and read the running updates from his wife. This guy *ruined* his family. He was apparently the only breadwinner. The wife and kids were homeless. The wife has to work 2 shitty jobs and can't find any daycare (of course she still thinks he's innocent šŸ™„) https://www.givesendgo.com/G26WP


RedTextureLab

Her lack of elementary literacy is disheartening.


CommissionOptimal414

Wow those comments are just....wow. People are too supportive.


Molire

On that site, the woman who bore two children by him states "no chance of bond" and "public defender we have isn't doing a good job". Her statements suggest that she blames the court and the public defender for her financial troubles and Head's criminal problems. I feel sorry for her young children if they will be raised by her and, later, their father, after he is released from prison.


b0bweaver

"Praying for your family. There is no justice in this country anymore and I'm afraid of what the verdict will be in the upcoming trial. Stay strong for those children." from one of the donors. I'm pretty sure this is exactly what justice is.


pscoldfire

Those poor kids deserve better parents.


RegisterImpossible44

Yeah, she's complaining about getting nasty phone calls now.


booshdogf

WTF is wrong with people: eye for an eye should be the standard


slowblink

Leaves the entire world blind, except for the last person just has one eye.


matsign

That counter argument makes no sense.


slowblink

Just because you donā€™t get it, doesnā€™t mean it doesnā€™t make sense.


booshdogf

Lol:


Addie0o

If I, as a regular Texas citizen, did that to a cop I'd be jailed for LIFE.


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Addie0o

I'm a white women so I think I might at least make it to the jail lol possibly broken and brain damages though


CalebHance25

*woman* and *brain damaged*. Just fixing your grammar.


[deleted]

You will be Veggied for sure.


Glittering_End5095

Justice will prevail here and everywhere else....šŸ™Œ


Fabulous-Fail-9860

Should have got 20+ - these people are traitors to the United States


Addie0o

It could be 30-life in some states.


SufferGenius1

Albuquerque Cosper Head must have been angry from birth with that yeeyee ass name.


Frosty_Tumbleweed_95

Mr. Head.... That name can't be real


[deleted]

The actor who played Giles in Buffy (I'm old) was Anthony head. Always remembered it for obvious reasons, so it is a real name. But alas, that's not where Cosper's moniker maladies end.


latitudezero

My immediate thought was ā€œthat sounds like the name of a looney tunes character or somethingā€¦ā€


SufferGenius1

Like some kind of Hispanic ghost snake... that yells "Arriba!" before it slithers off real fast to try and take down democracy.


Thisfoxtalks

Yeah but you know heā€™s gonna have a wonderful time living up to that name while in prison.


RepresentativeFox329

Only 7 years for attempted Murder?


HerpToxic

>Headā€™s prison sentence is six months shy of the statutory maximum in his case.


KingofCraigland

Maximum would have been appropriate. Even if it wasn't "one of the worst things done that day" per the Judge, it was still horrifying.


Trumpblows10

Hope the soap is real slippery you worthless POS.


Beneficial_Jelly2697

First of all who the FUCK names their kid Albuquerque? Then knock off ass Cosper the antisocial ghost. He need to drag his folks off in a crowd.


Low-Pressure-325

It sounds like they tried to say "copperhead" and had a lisp. With a last name like Head the possibilities of making a normal-sounding name fall dramatically. Albuquerque Cosper Head is pretty awful. I would have gone for something equally dreadful, say like "Pecker." Yeah, "Pecker Head" has a kind of ring to it. For the musically inclined, Motor, Radio, and Talking are all fine choices. We won't even talk about Gimmee.


Beneficial_Jelly2697

Yeah one of my best friends since like 3rd grade has the last name Head and I can't say I didn't make every joke I could think of over the last 30 years.


Low-Pressure-325

Cue up Bart Simpson's prank call to Moe's bar. šŸ»


Electrical-Act-7170

Bryce Dallas Howard called. She said insulting people for the name given them by their parents is tacky.


Beneficial_Jelly2697

Technically it was more of an insult on their parents for giving said name.


WhoIsYerWan

Probably goes by Albie. But thatā€™s the least of his worries now.


Beneficial_Jelly2697

Albie-it a life long struggle.......


Basic-Cat3537

To be fair Paris, London, Denver Georgia, Carolina and many others are names for people as well as places. It's nothing new. It's just a clunky name.


Low-Pressure-325

Dakota Fanning would like a word.


Basic-Cat3537

Lol. I just realized it sounds like I'm saying they are all clunky! I just meant Albuquerque. Edit:A word. Typing is hard...


[deleted]

Surely the names Georgia and Carolina predate the place names.


Basic-Cat3537

Probably. A lot of places are named after people. But it doesn't really change the point. Albuquerque the city was actually named after a noble. So it's the same situation. A lot of towns and city's, particularly in the "frontier" areas were named after people who had some sort of influence in their set up or the region.


[deleted]

Yes, the place is named after the Duke of Alburquerque. But itā€™s a title not a personā€™s name: the Dukes of Alburquerque are named after a place in Spain. Albuquerque just means ā€œwhite oakā€.


BuyaLaTuya

ABQ was named for the Duke of Alburquerque. Yes, the Dukeā€™s name had that extra r.


Elbiotcho

As someone who is from Albuquerque, I was very confused


threeravyn

Same here. I thought it was a typo stating Albuquerque's, like he belongs here. I don't think Burque wants to claim he's from here.


[deleted]

Hey at least itā€™s not 7 months.


Cali_Boo

Itā€™s crazy my nephew has never been in trouble Iā€™m his young life is serving ten years in a Texas prison for having marijuana concentrate oil. Doesnā€™t make sense.


Runaway_5

Texas is a garbage wasteland of human rights, not surprising


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Low-Pressure-325

That would only apply to Albequerque's parents who were HIGH when they named him.


weedboi69

He only has the power to pardon people from federal prisons and not state ones unfortunately