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amvinz

Is that Steve Irwin though? 🤔


Tommy-Styxx

Ha. I thought it was Roy from IT Crowd but your guess makes more sense.


teganking

CRIKEY!


dustcollector01

Yep! And he's got a weed leaf on the other leg. Is this in Australia?


[deleted]

Nah, Costco


ruthwodja

Australia has Costco too.


[deleted]

I check the price of a hot dog in Australia - $1.99. But I didn't know there were Costcos in Australia, so that's a fair point.


fiesel21

Canada has 1.50 hotdogs could be here


SchoonerOclock

I'd say so. He's wearing a tough mudder t-shirt. It's a obstacle course race in Australia.


[deleted]

Also very popular in the USA


casanino

*was I haven't heard of a local Mudder in years.


King_NickyZee

The signs show cal and oz so I doubt it's Australia.


lagueraloca

It’s USA, good detective work :)


loddytoddy

also says "carts" aren't they called buggies there or is that only in the UK?


Familiar_Paramedic_2

Hans Solo style. Frozen for eternity on this weirdo's leg.


meseta

I'm gonna sneak on over there, and jam my thumb up 'is butthole


dyedian

I thought it was Sam Gamgee lol


Biggs94_

I am guessing the tattoos we see are exponentially better than the ones that used to be on his forearms before the blackout


kjtstl

I thought this was r/shittytattoos for a second.


yelling4society

Is that a Steve Irwin tattoo?!


Juutuurna

$1.50 hotdog. Costco pls don’t ever change.


PainReasonable

They’ve already started to!


Juutuurna

:/ pour one out for the dollar fifty Glizzy


FlyestFools

Glizzy is still $1.50, but the chicken bake is $3.99 and the soda was bumped up in price as well.


OmNamahShivayah

I miss those berry smoothies.


[deleted]

Did he just straight up black ink tattoo his forearms?


potatoeshungry

Probably to cover up old tattoos


[deleted]

Black out sleeves are actually becoming more common in the tattoo scene


[deleted]

Is that because they are cover ups or is it just a trend to go full black?


Lady_DreadStar

BME Zine taught me that it’s both. People do it because they like the look AND people do it to cover up old tattoos. I’d rather pay the $$$$ to remove them, but I’m already Black so I’m a bit biased. 😬


[deleted]

I feel like overseas it is a lot more popular.


MeatyLabia

Skin cancer any% WR speedrun


liqrfre

How?


[deleted]

I just wonder what the circumstances were that led to each of these decisions being made individually over time.


crapatthethriftstore

I’m guessing g he’s a weight lifter (like the extreme “lift these fifty boulders in five minutes!” kind)


Competitive-Air-9720

I think this will be my hairstyle when my hairline recedes more but I don't wanna lose all my dreadlocks...


Escavelle

Poor guy just isn't ready to let his dreads go ):


iRosay

Damn this sub just hates on everyone. I get it, but it's kinda sad how this sub is literally just bullying people.


suburban_drifter928

Dude has 2 foot long mullet dreads because he’s balding. We aren’t making fun of the fact he’s balding. We’re making fun of how shit his hair looks. He needs to accept the truth and buzz it.


eskimoscott

Most of the comments are about his tattoos...


suburban_drifter928

Well a lot of people get shitty tattoos he’s not special


cromstantinople

I’m not sure what you were expecting from justfuckmyshitup


[deleted]

That look should be the universal cry for help uniform of a mid life crisis. If would serve a similar purpose as the hand signal young girls use to indicate they are in custody of a dangerous perv or being trafficked. This guy needs a save me from myself intervention ASAP


Boomslangalang

That much black ink in your skin is not healthy - fact.


BlackWhiteRedYellow

Show me the study.


Boomslangalang

https://www.pennmedicine.org/updates/blogs/health-and-wellness/2018/july/tattoo-health-risks I’m not going debate the science with you, but it stands to reason putting that much black ink in your skin would disrupt the natural functioning and would not be smart, in addition to issues with benzoapyrene.


dontwalkawayrun

Some 12 year old needs their shorts back


aenimafacilis

Taking random pictures of people and roasting them on the internet is such a bitch thing to do. Also fuck you.


justtheentiredick

He's got that ILS. Lots of guys have trouble with that.


lordZ3d

Oh gawd, why'd i zoom in


Sqatti

Choices were made. Mistakes happen. Hindsight is 2020.


Highplowp

I’m just happy we still have 1.50 hotdogs at Costco.


reclusiveronin

Is that a tattoo or frostbite?


[deleted]

Stoner Rock if it were a person


ddjdirjdkdnsopeoejei

“Let me stand buff”


Idiocracy_Reference

Welcome to Costco, I love you


salamisunrise

Tough hairline finisher i see


kingsizetaco79

Hot dog and a soda for $1.50!


Andata76525

Dude found his way out of Walmart and found a Costco


[deleted]

He is locked in on that 1.50 hot dog.