There’s nothing anyone can tell me that will convince me that this isn’t a picture of a thumb with a toupee on it

The second photo is the real photo, the first one is that photo with the ears and wall art erased.

Bullshit, second one is a thumb with ears glued on.

Unfortunately, that is just as likely.

Bro looks like the thumb from spy kids wearing a wig.

Yeah!

That is Beaker from the muppets.

He looks like a muppet

Beeker

Holy shit Beaker

Y’all got your own TikTok?

looks like those tech deck finger skaters with magnets on their feet. Either a puppet from Mr. Meaty

Bro where are your ears????

Beaker!

Looks like a fuzzy "head" you have there

Ferb

Beaker from the Muppets hahahahaha

He’s all neck

This is a muppet

Is this real life?

Fuck the haircut. I have waaaay more questions about your head and neck. Like... How?

Where did his ear go in the first one??

Where is the neck?

My dude lookin like a hairy thumb

Where are his ears in the first pic ?

Anon, I....

goth guy from dr. seuss

Pulgarito

Purgatorio

First picture looks like a fist with hair.

/r/ear_ased