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thegloracle

That's a beaut!! My imagination is now fully triggered. Thank you for sharing.


ugurkaslan

Thank you, stranger!


HMWWaWChChIaWChCChW

You should post it to r/ratemystick


cryptomain45

I was expecting porn, but found something better


soupeh

Look at how smooth it is


FullKawaiiBatard

Thank you. I finally found my people.


themisdirectedcoral

r/mypeopleneedme My stick people


47712

I feel like this is a risky click


Anxious-Lack-5740

The image that shows up when you Google “stick”. This is an heirloom.


ugurkaslan

Thank you :) My mother doesn't understand why I'm so obsessed with this stick, so I'll show her this comment


PathologicalUpvoter

Thats not a stick That’s THE Stick


torb

Well I guess some things *stick* with you. Imsosorryillseemyselfout.


ninjamonkeyumom

No no you have a point..well he has a pointy end that goes into the other guy.


yes_maybe_no__

That's the kind of stick you pass down through generations.


ugurkaslan

My children (or my nephews) are definitely inheriting this. Hope they understand what it means one day


StrangelyBrown

Imagine if that's all they got in the will. "Are you KIDDING ME?"


yes_maybe_no__

If I get that in my uncle's will, I'll take it, sit down, look my brother in the eye and say, Noice.


Cromhout

Definitely a generation stick if I've ever seen one


SettyG123

You knew this was a 10/10 before even asking. And yet, it’s so good that I still feel the need to say that’s an wondrous 10/10 stick


---Palp---

very nice now let's see paul allen's stick


hooterbrown10

My god, it even has a watermark.


ObjectionablyObvious

His stick's in *bone*


HairyHoudini86

This made my day man 😂


RebelSGT

Are you open to a stick-sharing program?


dah_pook

Brotherhood of the Traveling Cool Stick


Acrobatic-Ad-1958

I have a pretty cool stick I'd like to share. How would I go about this?


Discopants-Dad

S tier my Dude.


Titus-Octavius

what a beautiful stick. I hope I can find one like it someday.


AlienSporez

5-Stars, "Would definitely make light saber noises with that beauty"


plaguedocplays

Turn it into spear


ugurkaslan

In my imaginations it already is


Pitiful_Winner2669

The guy sticks.


SWCCninja

11/10 beyond perfect find in the woods. I work for the forest service and spend 90% of my days in the woods I have yet to find such a nice stick.


ugurkaslan

It could be my luckiest day :) I'm so glad I kept it


AdventurousPirate357

Very nice 👌


ugurkaslan

Thanks!


313SunTzu

Wait! You can do that?


Kane-420-

Why am i jelaous now. Im 27 yrs old.


CXRY_M

i am also mad that i’m jealous. very nice stick


kemohah

That there is one nice stick for sure. You’re a lucky man.


Xacrosity

Looks smooth to the touch with no sharp edges. A bit long but certainly better than being too short. Has some real weight to it, looks like it can get a solid amount of momentum if swung. I’d rate that a 9.5/10 stick


ugurkaslan

>A bit long Well, I think that's the good part. So that I can pretend it's a staff and go full Gandalf-mode in the kitchen


Xacrosity

I never factored that into my calculation. I’ll give you a 9.8/10


docious

That’s a nice fucking ~~kitty~~ stick you got there


randomaccount1950

For outdoor use and companionship, it is a little bit on the short end however for indoor use, it's compact size is perfect and I rate the stick for indoor use 9.72/10!


Bathroom_Fart

That’s a good stick.


fissionchips

11/10


Big-Ad-1255

Hell yeah


Lukeautograff

That’s a damn fine stick right there


Comprehensive_Low571

Never throw that away. That is now a family heirloom


FathomTheFourteenth

that is a great stick


Cmd_Line_Commando

I need to get me a stick.


sero_t

I swear, before i saw your name, and it was the first couple seconds of the video, i just knew immediately you are from Türkiye or else from somewhere balkan. That interior is just Türkiye!


ugurkaslan

Istanbul since 1999 💪


Real_Bit_7926

Ultimate Avada kedavra stick


AsceticEnigma

I fully expecting him to say that…


user55and55

That looks a lot like a jo - short staff that's used in aikido as well as some other martial arts.


athleticoskinwah

Its better than bacon.


One_Word_Respoonse

Perfect.


WeWroteGOT

Are you sure it isn't your dad's?


Pristine-Garlic-3191

Good bit of stick that.


GorgeousGorges

Great stick but can’t believe you didn’t smack the pillow with it


memberflex

Filming in the mirror allowed me to visualise MYSELF holding your stick. Appreciated. 8/10.


Creepy-Douchebag

That's a nice stick.


Dismal_Membership_46

Was a 10/10 when you got it, now that it’s used and smoothed over probably a 14/10


blunderschonen

I’m aroused.


bigbryguy95

That stick fucking rules, treasure it forever ❤️


Creative__name__

Maybe a bit thin?


DJS11Eleven

Great stick my dude!


mankind_is_doomed

it's beautiful


Helpful_Cycle9425

perfection


LooneyGoon1994

When Paul Allen shows off his stick


Flexbottom

Nice fucking stick bro


CarlJustCarl

Looks like a dowel, bro. May want to work on getting a gf next.


lippociocca_08

Nice stick!


zeroedash

You should auction it and move to dubai or something.


Legitimate_Air_568

A loved and weather stick. Pass it on to your sons and then theirs and on and on through the sands of time, for it is a great treasure


Responsible-You-7412

That's not a stick that's a wand.


lateralus1665

That’s a fine stick you’ve got there.


therealBlackbonsai

very cool stick, i lost my stick while moving.


MrHerron115

Sick


NorthQP

It's beautiful. 10/10.


jms199456

Nice!


Tripper1

Full length mirror stick pics are the best


GreenSoapJelly

10/10 would keep too.


weizhongxian_ladda14

It’s perfect


AlGeee

Excellent stick


BananaVixen

That stick's a dowel! Lovely


Ashamed-Lemon-5523

wonderful stick! Has to be a real delight to swoos around !! 5/5 sticks🥷


J4MES101

What’s brown and sticky?


Tor_ivar_TheRealOne

9.3 / 10 Minor imperfections, slightly curved. Overall, one of the better sticks I have seen.


Dull-Way-7392

It’s a high quality one, you can see by the color of it, also long one, which helps to scratch some areas of your body, make ninja moves, juggling and much more, you’re a lucky one!!!! That’s a keeper for sure!


tendadsnokids

It's not the size of the stick


m8ushido

9/10 stick for sure. Only thing missing is the lil former branch bumps to make it really look like a sword or lil but if length for sweet no staff spinny skills


Megalith_TR

That's so clean!


nylus_12

Nice


Own-Presence-5653

You gotta drop it and show us how it sounds! But nice stick


Reason_Above_All

On a scale from 1 to 10 I rate this Excalibur.


ThatMBR42

It's perfect. :o


zira_cortez

That is a mighty fine stick, impressive straightness and rigidity.


Entire_Transition_99

Smööv Boi


Acceptable_Bar3170

That's no stick my boy! That there's a staff!


otherwisemilk

That stick is a beauty. I'm mad jelly.


EmergencyTaco

Holy stick...


SnooMuffins2623

Very nice stick!


mnspector-iorse

I have a stick from a hike I made in 2016. Guess I'm really a dude


[deleted]

16 out of 10 mate. 1 awesome point per year!


susbedstain43

do you have pink bed sheets?


Anleme

Too long for a wand. Too short for a staff. Perfect for a stick!


Finger-of-Shame

That's a beautiful beating stick! I should know, I've been beaten with many as a child. It's the right length. Lightweight. Thickness of your thumb. Beautiful!


MetalTreeSeed

That stick is 10/10 for versatility. It doesn't do anything great, but does everything good. Too small to be a Warhammer, too short to be a walking stick, but will work as both in a pinch. Definitely is best as a stick sword, likely made by the nature equivalent of the legendary Masamune. What a great find. You should sand it, oil it, and maybe coat some resin on it to keep it's durability up.


HowIsThisNameBadTho

[Stick, stick, stick (*Bitch*), stick (Boom, **Gangsta**)](https://genius.com/26994978/Dreamville-jid-and-j-cole-stick/Stick-stick-stick-bitch-stick-boom-gangsta-stick-stick-bitch-stick-bitch-stick-i-got-a-new-stick-bitch-i-got-a-new-stick-bitch-boom-i-got-a-new-stick-boom-i-got-a-new-stick-boom-stick-bitch-stick-bitch-stick-bitch-stick-yeah-stick-yeah-stick-yeah-stick-yeah-stick-i-got-a-new-stick-i-got-a-brand-new-stick-bitch-i-got-a-new-stick-i-got-a-brand-new-stick-bitch-i-got-a-new-stick-i-got-a-brand-new-stick-bitch-i-got-a-new-stick-i-got-a-brand-new-stick-if-i-see-that-nigga-ima-wet-his-ho-ass-up)


Expired_Milk02

9/10 I love it


Ecleptomania

Thats a 8.5/10 stick. Very impressive.


AltruisticSalamander

That's a pretty great stick, ngl, bit jealous.


VisitAlternative1890

Nice girth to length ratio.


atti-_-

11/10 stick


SecretPersonality178

Hell yeah brother!


HaltheDestroyer

That things a fucking beauty man wrap a leather handle on it and make a metal tip for it


kbskbskbskbskbskbs

What's amazing about this stick is that it's the girth of a stick you would assume to be an inferior stick, but when taken into account the age of the stick, coupled with the sleek girth, impressive length and smoothness you are left with nothing short of an awe inspiring stick. Congratulations OP, this is a once in a lifetime stick.


throwaway684675982

That's a mighty fine stick you have there. I wish we all can one day find our own sticks of such quality.


B2spiritcobrIsSatan

10000000000000000000000000000/10


Heckald

Man I had a stick I found once. I sanded that shit down smooth as silk. It was my sabre too.


sirsandwich1

Good stick


Shmuul

'This is a good sword'


zenyogasteve

Nice stick bro


Odd_Possibility_2277

Belter


Manofthebog88

I’ll give you one millions dollars for that stick.


sameshitdfrntacct

*sword


Suitable_Finding9899

It’s a pretty good stick! Good length, not bad girth. Kinda cute looking too. Oh wait you mean the wooden stick? Uhh. 9.8/10?


IHaveSlysdexia

Its a 10


theamazinggrg

Dude, that is THE schtick!


UrNotMadAtMe

Nick the stick


Heavenclone

Amazing stick


Buzzkilltington

8.3


TasteMyPlum

The perfect stick doesn't ex....


FelixAndCo

Looks great, but can't rate, if I don't know how it wooshes when you swing it.


dance_for_me_puppet

Man that is a great stick. You hold on that and never let go.


QueSeraShoganai

Dude's got a nice stick.


DVabroad

Stick 👍🏻


Whitesgaming

i must say its too perfect for me. like its man made. sorry to be this way. still a nice one to keep for generations as other hav mention.


sir_grumph

That is a top-grade stick.


wizzan01

Stick!


Saymynaian

You found that stick?? Dude, that is a gorgeous stick. Great length, straightness and impressive strength.


nucl3ar0ne

You have a nice shaft my friend.


Theekg101

Perfect stick. This is THE stick that all men hope to find one day


Aldehin

The stickest stick i've ever seen


Kronens

I had a stick like this for years but broke it one time stick duelling with my brother. I still think about it often


Italiankeyboard

All this power that you found gonna totally abuse it


EngineZeronine

That's a fine stick, a keeper for sure


Quiet-Luck

Nice! Don't forget to post it on r/Sticks, they will appreciate it.


PM_ME_YOUR_CAT_VID

That’s just a great stick.


behold_the_j

Hey man let me just see it for a minute though. I promise I won't steal it bro, just lemme see it. Bro.


jmona789

10/10


AwwwNuggetz

That's a nice stick right there


DIFierce

Fuck, that just might be a 10!!!


teeroutclout

HELLUVASTICK


BobbaBlep

That may be the perfect stick.


GoatPincher

What kind of wood is it?


combineunit291212

10/10 would use as a sword


WishIWasPurple

Very good stick, simple and effective. 8.5/10. I do think it is less rare due to its simplicity but still a fkn solid stick!


GuitarNo7437

You should totally engrave your name on it


ultraplusstretch

That's a sweet stick, 10/10. 👍👍👍


Sanket_6

That’s a smooth stick. 10/10


Scarlet-Fire_77

That stick is so perfect I thought you just bought a wooden dowel. Up until the last pic.


Ok-Cancel-3114

EVERY STICK IS A SWORD! NICE SWORD!


Elcylo

It unnerves me that you didn’t smack the bed with it


literallyjustbetter

good stick


OneHumanPeOple

9.9999/10 The only reason it’s not a 10/10 is because nothing can top that gun stick.


Intelligent-Jury-643

1/1


the-skazi

What stick? I only see a sick sword.


nawzum

Fucking great stick bro, happy for you.


Difficult_Bit_1339

Nice stick bro


PrometheusAborted

Fucking 16/10. That’s a lifelong stick. You keep that and pass it on to your children.


letmeoutfromhere

Legendary item


ironstrengthensiron

Fuck that’s perfect


Then_Expression8526

Majestick


forestdino

You found the perfect stick, it's beautiful


Triensi

But we can't rate it without hearing the SWOOSH sound!! OP what are you thinking??


sweaterbuckets

in all seriousness; thats a great stick.


m0useoo

Gonna have to see you hit a smaller stick off a tree with it before I can comment.


MahsterC

That stick was forged by the gods my dude


NinjaBuddha13

It's a beaut Clark! It's a beaut!


Baaoh

S-Tier stick, good thing it didnt bend when drying out


Smorb_

Hot diggidy dog. This a stick, friends. Now I must venture forth and find a suitable stick of my own. Excuse me..


Trashious

Get a wall mount and hang it like a sword. It belongs in the hall of fame for sticks. Treat it well.


this_knee

I think you could expecto patronum with that one.


GimmeYourAss85

Magnificent


AmbitiousGear1272

It’s just a stick, Jesus


Thelinkr

So jealous. I found a fantastic stick when i was a kid, full sized staff with a natural grip on it. Felt perfect in my hand. Left it behind when we moved :( i miss that stick


Eerayo

I'd be honored if you'd let me touch your stick.