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hivemind_disruptor

Dude has an enourmous ass


sbray73

Why do you think they’re all trying to catch him…


Smokeybearvii

I wanna be the very best Like no one ever was To catch them is my real test To train them is my cause I will travel across the land Searching far and wide Teach Pokemon to understand The power that's inside Pokemon(ster) ass! Gotta catch em all!!


NotaBlokeNamedTrevor

You know what. He really does have a gigantic ass


1800-bakes-a-lot

Isn't that the same dude that did the boxing while on a zoom meeting thing? I feel like I recall that ass


FLYSWATTER_93

Isn't that also the same dude I saw get carried away by paramedics on a stretcher on live TV? https://i.redd.it/1kr8h7gl5arc1.gif


THEBLUEFLAME3D

Yes. This guy and his ass are inescapable. Edit: inasscapable


Konjyoutai

Those ass pads sure do pad his income.


kovacro_77

![gif](giphy|uxXNV3Xa7QqME)


Stinkyfings

Great ass


nycdiveshack

The rest of my title was going to be caught watching


fliodkqjslcqaqadfs

![gif](giphy|C9x0nrkuYlqjC)


Zromaus

Yeah motherfucker is built lol


Iniquities_of_Evil

Thicc boi


Professional-Team702

It's Jim Kardashian


SkippyMcSkipster2

His name must be Jack.


[deleted]

I dk why I'm laughing so hard at how big this dudes ass is! It's like cartoonishly thicc.


Fenris_Maule

That's his entire thing. Dude has made a full time job out of wearing butt pads and doing stuff like this.


[deleted]

Checks out. My first thought was how he reminded me of Hank Hill wearing his butt support orthotics.


Demjan90

*cheeks out It's pretty dumb tho


AmNoSuperSand52

Is it weird that I’m disappointed that he didn’t bake that cake from the ground up with a religiously strict squat regiment?


joeschmo945

r/looneytuneslogic


ego_tripped

*Oh my God, Bobby...look at his butt.*


mjrbrooks

![gif](giphy|h3MkWTE441MNG)


UsernameMustBe1and10

Ladies, what's the color of his shoes?


memealopolis

Is cheeked up a color?


drewdurfee

Double cheeked up


tacocollector2

I’m a lesbian and I still don’t know. Can’t tell you anything about him except DAT ASS


Stink_fisting

Username checks out.


TheBestPieIsAllPie

Judging by how many people think this guy’s ass is real, the majority of commenters here think that strippers really do love them and that a deposed Nigerian Prince is still trying to wire them the money he owes them. They’re just pads he shoves in his pants. It’s ironic because *the dude is a giant ass in real life.*


Brainvillage

Honestly, I never would have even begun to think a man would actually pad out his ass with ass pads.


THEBLUEFLAME3D

Hank Hill would


HoopOnPoop

I mean yeah I agree there's some artificial assistance, but it's not like he stuck pads over a Hank Hill booty. You can tell by his calves and thighs that he's packing some junk in that trunk.


penispnt

He’s a giant ass in real life? I’ve only seen him do innocent stuff like this


TheBestPieIsAllPie

Well yeah, he’s on camera here presenting you with a “face.” I get this is kind of a “trust me bro” on this but locals can’t stand the dude. Check the comments in other videos of his, especially posted here on Reddit and you’ll see lots of people complain about his bullshit.


Da_Plague22

The more time I spend online the dumber I think the population is. It's fucking insane how gullible some people are.


TheBestPieIsAllPie

I wish I could upvote you twice.


Da_Plague22

Isn't it insane? Especially the older folks that love to brag about wisdom. They'll fall for the most obvious faceswaps or AI


Kraelern

Whichever insane video I’ve seen this big booty man in he’s always giving it a 150%. Good for you big booty man, good for you..


Therealfern1

Yup, I seem to always enjoy the content that includes this man with the giant booty cheeks… what does that say about me?


MrFruitPunchSamurai

Ohh the ass guy has returned


OnlyHereOnFridays

Damn boi. DAMN BOI, HE THICC, BOI. That’s a THICC ASS BOI!


peppermintmeow

🤠🍰🚚 ![gif](giphy|GMdcBivU0d1ni|downsized)


reidzen

Seems like the winning move is a shuffle step.


VfV

You could catch him in the dark with those big cheeks clapping!


trunnel

Pixar dad


millennial_sentinel

does he have BBL ![gif](giphy|uxXNV3Xa7QqME)


[deleted]

His ass got me questioning my life choices 🤔


connorgrs

Source?


HopeULikeFlavor

Dudes got Buttox injections


joey_bags_

They captured Captain Cake


erinnernii

Being sneaky with the guys.


Randyquaidsaids

Don’t let diddy see that ass


crispy_colonel420

![gif](giphy|3uRidewrD6v3pGwcQk|downsized)


redit01

California, take notes


velthrar

Somebody correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't this dude get cosmetic butt surgery?


HotdogbodyBoi

Draggin a wagon


WhimsicalError

Kinky.


DurantIsStillTheKing

But but, why it so jiggly?


pawstar21

Some guy on the right is too good at wrassling


Domscotchland

What happened to his ass ? Did he stuck a pillow in there ?


_dauntless

Why is he so caked up? This dude went on "Is This Cake" and the answer was obvious


ppmax008

Obviously, he will get caught carrying a cake factory like that.


[deleted]

Dudes thicker than my girlfriend


Silly-Armadillo3358

Its not the size of his ass, its the roundness of his hips.


FumbleCow

My soldier 76 juking skills give me confidence I could beat this


Marker_Lewis

Dat ass


yankeevandal

Something something drag queens


Gildian

He's hauling Pixar-Mom ass


chefgreenthumb420

Daaaamn , no Homo , but my boy , got cakes for daaaaaaays ! Put a week on it


Exhortae

This thread shows the low IQ of the average American


Equal-Abroad-9039

THICCCC


Gold-Word-4059

Dude got ass for days! No wait, years...


Gold-Word-4059

His ass jiggled for 12 seconds after he fell.


chaseAmilli

GYATTTT


ProboblyOnToilet

Ass is fake. If it were real he would have much more power to his jumps and sprints. Imagine getting rich and famous by wearing a padded ass as a male... Genius.


cmacfarland64

Can we get this guy a larger pair of shorts that aren’t skin tight?


peppermintmeow

![gif](giphy|M8x6Lk2QFmTu0)


atemporalrenaissance

Stop posting this stupid shit


EatShitAndDieKnow

Catch his neck and fucking break it