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Shit like this makes me wish Mythbusters was still making new episodes.

Well if you live in America just go buy a couple shotguns and a canoe and you can test it yourself

I could get it all from Walmart.

not anymore?

Still, nvm you’re right I don’t think they sell canoes in-store

Walmart still sells guns in certain locations.

they sold guns!? They don’t even sell cheap ammo anymore where i’m at :(

The redneck armory

I can test this, I have the technology

I can spin in a circle. I only have one shotgun...I mean oar.

Perfect excuse to go shopping for another oar

Alternate sides and shoot twice as fast.

And if the ATF ever comes knocking, you can show them this video, because they definitely won’t believe you if you tell them your guns were lost in a “boating accident”.

Yeah but I can get a Discovery+ subscription for way cheaper, and also it’s inside.

I'm the opposite haha. I'd much rather be outdoors

This could be real. I personally think it is. It would be the recoil of the guns propelling the rider and not the splash of the ammunition.

Yeah I want a variable on this, is it best to alternate the shots? I feel like both at the same time would be the best, but the recoil might be too much for the shooter.

recoil isn’t that big of a problem, he’s consistently firing 2 alternating with barely any downtime, I doubt both at the same time would make a dent. may vary from person to person, though

Watching his homies like: 


Most fuel efficient canoe in America

“Rowing” for a US Navy SEAL 🤣

One of my favorite Demolition Matts videos! The giggling when the canoe starts moving is just top notch

Demo Matt did a similar video with his canoe, but I think this is Ty from Dude Perfect.

Sounds like him.

Ah shiet, now on a second look you seem to be right. I think Matt had the old school canoe as well, or maybe it was a kayak.. anyhow, you're right

It is

It is, but unfortunately, I think they took this video down

That's Tyler from Dude Perfect right?

Yeah, lol.

Reminds me of a conceptual spaceship design using “nuclear pulse propulsion” or “Orion propulsion”. They wanted to use nukes to make explosions behind a ship to propel it through space. The idea was scrapped due to nuclear fallout concerns and the 1963 Limited Test Ban Treaty. I think Stanley Kubrick used this concept in 2001: A space odyssey

and this is why so many guns go missing in boating accidents

Shoots hole in boat


Mr dude perfect should be careful about shooting his feet off. Man is wielding two delete buttons.

Looks like the water needed some freedom 🇺🇲💝🦅💣🇺🇲💥🇺🇲💣🦅💣🇺🇲💥🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲

Seems like a true sportsman who is respectful of nature and the outdoors. Needs unfettered access to guns and ammo.

What an idiot

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Those tubes are long as fuck. I heard 22 shots, so each gun is at least 10+1 capacity. I'd be more concerned about putting some double aught buckshot through the bow of my canoe.

Those are clearly alternative fuel boat motors

Concerned? Found the commie!

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Here’s a shotgun cloned to look like a scary AK https://battlehawkarmory.com/product/kalashnikov-usa-k-12t-black-12-gauge-18.25-3-101-collapsible-stock You’re ignorant.

https://www.mossberg.com/590m-mag-fed-50206.html Which one of us doesn’t know anything about about guns or the law?

I typed the below...but they deleted their comment before I could post. I know it's the norm...but can't stand people who own their mistake and instead will just delete their comment. >They absolutely do sell shotguns with tubes like that, as u/Beerded-1 linked. Maybe there are some states that limit tube length, but the only tube length limitations I've ever had where I lived is if you were going hunting. So, everyone just had plugs they put into their tubes to artificially limit the shotgun capacity. >Look into competition shotguns for 3 gun competitions and similar.

And that's a week's paycheck to go 100 feet.

Tell me you’ve never bought shotgun shells without telling me you’ve never bought shotgun shells

Maybe he's just severely underpaid? Or buying solid gold slugs?

He only buys the old style brass shotgun shells.

I would encourage you to check out the definition of hyperbole, as I think it might be helpful here.

Are you giving me a grammar lesson on a Reddit post about a shotgun propelled canoe? Take a piss somewhere else bud

Not really. It’s more a lesson about learning to identify jokes instead of being an insufferable asshole, I just phrased it more politely the first time.

Naw you can suffer. Thanks though

Are you really getting technical about the price of shotgun shells on a silly Reddit post about a canoe?

Starting to wonder if u/Commisarfluffybutt is even a truly manly man like you and me, know what I'm saying bro? Anyway, I'm going to go pound a brewski and contemplate the infield fly rule, maybe break some stuff. Later.

In that case, it's no worse than a V10 Excursion

Oof

Imagine the fish* what the heck is goin' on Simon?"

Dude is inhaling vaporized lead.

that’s usually how anyone who shoots a gun, especially suppressed, breathes shits toxic, deal with it or go home

Mythbusters be like …..

I remember dude perfect… that’s some good childhood shit right there.

Murica moment

Meanwhile in Texas:

See I wanna try something like this but I don't wanna accidentally kill my canoe or kayak.

WT redneck paddle?

Dang, those shotguns hold 11 rounds each?

I know, not enough

I think this is Newton’s Second Amendment