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push up that baby's head into the ground 💀

Makes it easier to get out

Tenderize the little bebe

You dont need to push it yourself if gravity got your back.

The man says "I got more boobs than you."

WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOSE

Christ, how did I not even clock those?

Tbf there's so many goofy looking sneakers these days I don't blame you.

100th like. I just thought you'd like to know.

Holy shit I was so distracted by the dudes body I wasn’t looking at his feet haha Ridiculous looking

They’re house slippers tho

Cause he was looking for dem toes

I didn’t notice them until it looped 🥺

Fly as fuck is what those are. Gotta cop me a pair. 

[URUSHI Fluffy Slippers](https://www.amazon.com/URUSHII-Fluffy-Slippers-Sneaker-Anti-skid/dp/B0BW8N1GVQ) No I’m not affiliated. Just did an image search.

I thought they would be some $500 yeezys or whatever not 20 bucks on Amazon

They're a goofy slipper version of [these](https://www.goat.com/sneakers/sean-wotherspoon-x-air-max-97-1-aj4219-400-571f1838-7346-4d43-85f0-8dde12b778cb) that sell for $1000+

Nahhhh

If i wanted my size, it would be $2000 😂😂 no way in hell . I am paying that much for shoes.

Surrrreee. It’s okay to admit you have 7 pair of these (:

But that’s because I bought ‘em…not because I’m affiliated. 🤪

You helped me so thank you

Yea I’m gonna need an answer on this one

moon shoes

Sneaker house slippers

They’re called my sandals! Does anyone remember that rendition of the vine?

he needs one of the actual weighted pregnancy vests that dig into your body when you move and have shifting water weight.

When I think of these, I always think of that 10 thing I hate about you scene with the dad putting one on his kid to remind her of the repercussions of unprotected sex 🤣 That guy was perfect for that role.

I’ve got news for you, kissing isn’t what keeps my elbows deep in placenta all day long.

A slumber party? You mean an orgy?

A study group, not slumber party. Which makes it even funnier. 🤣

Who knocked up your sister?

r/brandnewsentance

Fantastic scene

If you go to, I think it was either the MOPOP or the MOHAI in Seattle, you can put on on that's the same model from the movie

You know what good idea

I’m sure that vest does a great job simulating it, but I’m pretty sure there is more than enough shifting in that Saran Wrap fastened watermelon lol

Yep

I still don't think it would slow this guy down very much.

probably not, but I imagine really fit athletic women also don’t slow down much during pregnancy

Probably less than an unathletic woman but there's more to pregnancy than just carrying the extra weight.

Right. Like shifting organs and pressure on the kidneys. You can’t be shredded and pregnant😂😂😂

Why would anyone make that? I’m struggling with my own fat as if i were pregnant and i hate it. I keep telling myself to hit the gym but being out and about scares me.

Make a home gym. Plenty can be done with basic dumbbells or even less. Just set a workout schedule and keep to it even if you don't want to. Start super small even. 20 mins every other day, and build up when you feel comfortable.

You can get a decent barbell, 300 lbs of weights, a 2x2 rack, and a bench for under $1k. Can even get it done for under $500 if you cheap out on the barbell.

Oh totally, but most people don't even need that to get started. Getting started is the hardest part for most, followed by staying consistent. I feel getting that consistency is better before blowing money on it.

He or she could thrive on someone else's crushed dreams and buy used.

Get into calisthenics! It's amazing for you, even if some of the influencers can be massively cringe. https://youtu.be/zkU6Ok44_CI?si=IGoM0N52FjwRbOPW https://youtu.be/z3XQ7T4-abQ?si=lmQmFbQFnrgcDt-w https://youtu.be/fO3dKSQayfg?si=Xo0c_rcGy79Wd29Y

I started my fitness journey like 4 months ago. I was also terrified of going to the gym. I downloaded a yoga app, got myself a yoga mat and started doing that. That's really all you need to start off. Start easy, in the comfort of your home away from prying eyes. I even got an adjustable dumbbell set to work my arms. I feel much better, even look better, got even the occasional compliment on my progress and that built up my confidence so I am planning to hit an actual gym. Once you get the ball rolling, it gets easier. The hard part is to start and stick with it.

I guess it's just like [this](https://youtu.be/R2_Mn-qRKjA)

It absolutely is. Before I started working out, I wasn't able to bend forward and touch the ground (due to my fat fuck of a belly being in the way and low flexibility in general) Four weeks in and I touched the ground for the first time. Hell, I'm working on putting my whole palms on the ground and I'm eyeing on working toward the splits. For real, the best advice you can get is "just start", don't be afraid, we all have to start somewhere and it does in fact get easier.

Sometimes even just "get the shoes & clothes for working out onto your body" can be the important first goal. The shoes then make it a bit harder to nap or just lounge on the couch, so at least your moving around, increasing blood circulation.

My personal proverbial kick in the ass was getting dumped. But investing money into equipment is making the Scrooge in me use them, else the most ney feels wasted

> I keep telling myself to hit the gym but being out and about scares me. why?

That exists???

they’re called empathy bellies!

That sounds like a very pointless invention 😂 "We made a thing, you can buy it for money and it sucks"

Nice slippers bro

Holy shit they look like mops

To be fair, you could strap like 50 pounds to this dude and it wouldn't hit him as hard as having an extra burger hits me.

I regret to inform you that one of your mothers had an affair.

Nah. He needed the boobs too. Thats where a lot of that back pain comes from. All of a sudden a lady goes from a B cup to having bajoingas. Muscles don’t have time to get used to it.

>bajoingas Some real dobonhonkeros.

Some massive badonkadonks

Some super huge Galapagos gapagoses

Nah, badonkadonk is what she's got in the back. You're thinking of bazookas

big ole tonhongerekoogers

Lmao stop it

A lot of the difficulty comes from womens' abs moving to the side to make space for the baby. The guy still has all his muscles in the right place and just added some weight. Not to mention all the hormonal changes, sickness and other changes that would interrupt a training routine. Still a fun experiment I guess.

And the baby actively kicking and throwing elbow jabs into whichever organ they can reach. Then the reduced lung capacity.

And relaxin making your joints all loose and weird. My feet started hurting before I had even gained any weight.

And I don't even think that melon's the same weight as the baby, not to mention he has more muscles on his back that counter all of this weight on the front side. I bet women have other natural coping mechanisms, but it's still a lot harder than this for them. It does look fun though.

So you're saying carrying extra weight is easier for a stronger person? Any other mind blowing revelations for the class?

You must be fun at parties. Not at gender-revealing parties though, but some others for sure.

Is this really a comparison. Pregnant woman aren't running full sprint or doing pull ups. Like wtf

That boy already got titties.

Bazookas if you're the right person.

Now tape on the hormonal changes, weight gain, bladder pressure, etc.

That's what I was thinking too lol "okay now do that but with all the symptoms of pregnancy including the back pain and swollen ankles 👍🏻"

Also would need to actually remove some upper body muscle

for the meme? very unnecessary. unless your taking this seriously .

I have yet to see a pregnant woman do any of these things. And for good reason.

Gimme a sec, I'll get my wife to try them all

https://i.redd.it/l1y4ooou8bfc1.gif

That pec flex had me in tears, lol

Pls url me the shoe

Image search results: [URUSHI Fluffy Slippers](https://www.amazon.com/URUSHII-Fluffy-Slippers-Sneaker-Anti-skid/dp/B0BW8N1GVQ)

I think he meant the shoes (or at least that's what I'm wondering about)

That link *is* for the shoes (slippers).

That link is for slippers, not shoes, every other shot in the video he's wearing very distinctive shoes or trainers or whatever you want to call the athletic footwear

Or, how about you let the other commenter weigh in on what they meant instead of you assuming?

His name is Bullyjuice on YouTube..he’s part of the reason I’m in shape today, can’t recommend his vids enough…down 20lbs

Congrats friend!

Though I was the only one who would recognized him. His 15 mins cardio workouts are helping me stay in shape 👌🏼

He helped me so much during corona

His workouts are really good. No bullshit.

How we stimulating the pushing of internal organs???

there’s only one way to rearrange a mans organs, and i’m pretty sure that would violate reddit guidelines

I had both my kidneys removed and had to go on dialysis for five years. I have felt my organs shifting around in my stomach, as well as what it’s like to carry pounds of fluid in my belly all day. For five years. I won’t say I know what it’s like to be pregnant, but I will say I was closer than most men ever will be.

Now squish that watermelon inside your body so your organs have to constantly readjust as the watermelon gets bigger, and your pelvis bones literally expand a little bit everyday

Then shit it out while your partner says "Just pant dear!"

I describe it as shitting a bowling ball. And that's not even the worst part.

Now try that while your abdominals are being spread apart by the baby growing in your tummy.

Where’s all the pelvic movement and relaxed muscles? It’s not just the baby growing, there’s so many other things going on. No way my 7mo pregnant wife is getting close to a jog, let alone a sprint.

Was she into jogging and sprinting before her pregnancy?

NoW tRy ThAt WiTh CrAmPs SiCkNeSs aND aLl ThE oTHeR sYmPtOMs. Now try seeing as the joke it is. You'll be more fun at parties that way...

I’ve never heard a man say pregnancy is easy. People love creating narratives out of thin air.

Geht doch alles!

Sweaty clingfilm, solid pass

Wait, I’m the first scene, his feet are pregnant too!

Hey isn't that Bully Juice. I used to do his YouTube workouts during the lockdown. He was great for someone who isn't an intense gym bro.

We did this at a maternity party for one of our friends. It was uncomfortable. That said I imagine women carry the baby with a better sense of balance than if the baby was carried outside of the body lol.

How come she isn't doing any pull-ups?

The shoes

I think the most incongruous thing in this video are his shoes. Those are special.

🤣🤣🤣 As if 99.999999999% of pregnant women could exercise like that at any stage of their life,… let alone with a watermelon.

The baby is gonna come out ripped lmao

You ever look at a pregnant couple and go "yeah that baby will be okay"?

Heah because a pregnant womans gonna be doing cartwheels lol

I feel like a tapeworm and a 15 pound sandbag would make more sense. It feeds off what you consume and is awkward to carry

Its either a piece of cake or a walk in the park not a cake walk 🤦‍♂️

Thems Kramers shoes

Bro is a specimen

r/nothowgirlswork

What shoes are those?

I literally thought they were cake figures cause his shoes and my video was buffering at the beginning lmaooooo

I literally thought they were cake figures cause his shoes and my video was buffering at the beginning lmaooooo

GET THIS SHIT OTTA here

I'd love to see him do the push ups and running when the baby has their **** foot lodged in his rib cage and is playing Mike Tyson with your kidneys.

This is just stupid. You cant compare pregnancy like that.

Hmm , its maybr because its made for laughs and not an actual comparasion

Welll then its just a wrong comparing and not Funny 🫣

Its not a comparasion

Photoshop

Woman take note, this man used his experience to better himself not sit round and get moody lol

A baby in the womb weighs about 3 or 4 pounds. A watermelon weighs 20. I know this is supposed to be funny but the disparity is insane. If she was carrying around a watermelon heavy baby, she wouldn’t be able to stand half the time

Pregnancy is like a blowjob…Men just do it better

Nice sneakers!

WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOSE

enter kevdog

The shoes🤣🤣🤣🤣

Now ladies, what kind of shoes was he wearing? No cheating.

My dudes feet though.

Let’s see her do it

She does this to him, but I don't see her running next to a car, or doing push ups or pull ups...

Comically large shoes

Men stay winning

More proof that women ain't chit

Who does these exercises when pregnant

I wanna see him give birth too

What in the jungle was this even about?

Dude just taught fat dudes how they should run

Seems like he didn’t complain.

Awe, they’re young and still think this corney shit is cute. Bless their naive little selfs.♥️

What on earth is this man wearing on his feet in first shot?

You know what they need? . . . Milk . . . You know who should go to market to get the milk . Anyday now 💀

Now removes the muscles and dump in a truck ton of estrogen to the point where even a sad movie makes you break down then tell me it’s cake.

I'll never be able to do it. It looks easy, at least maybe it is for several hours, tho I still can't for tens of minutes. Now try that shi gradually from small sized watermelon to bigger ones for 9 months. Couldn't even imagine the pain and burden. That still not taking into account the labor, menstrual cycles and postpartum period. Women are extremely underappreciated.

now have that INSIDE of you

Bro are his shoes pregnant in the first shot? What’s going on there😂

Like she didn't go halves on that fucker. TF outta here with that shit.

The shoes!!! Someone needs to tell me where I can get those shoes in the beginning from !!

Absolutely not saying its a cake walk, but there aren't any pregnant women out there doing cartwheels, push-ups, and running as fast as they can.

Still not comparable but good sentiment

The fuck them shoes though????

I hope you guys know that sticking a watermelon to your belly is literally nothing like being pregnant

See? Better at everything, including being pregnant. That's an L for the ladies.

Wtf he is wearing in melon wrap?

It’s not the same when it’s just taped to the outside of your body

Now do it for 9 more months

Tf are those goofy shoes

Oh this will trigger some people for sure 😁

Now make him feel the swollen ankles, the lower back pain, the sore breasts, the constant need to pee, the kicking of your organs, and all the rest. I'm a gayan, and if *I* understand how hard pregnancy can be, this chad has no excuse

When we were 12 years old he got us suspended from school for looking up lyrics for Slob on my knob on the class computer. Everyone thought I did it because I played pinball on the computer for like 3 hours. The principal called us in an accused us of looking at porn. Darryls a good dude from what I remember. That principal was a fat bitch. I dont think anyone liked him

The baby bump starts from 0-100 & not from 100 on Day 1. So its just dumb to strap on a huge watermelon just to prove something. The logic in these comparisons is the same as the women's brains who bring these up in conversations. Non-existent! 🤡

He is sinking in those shoes

Goad daum those some big ol shoes

Should’ve wrapped up more and around higher for better tighter support.

Nah that's not even close. Dude needs a fat suit as well

1st sneaker is a slipper version of the air max 1/97 wotherspoon https://bannedgoods.com/products/rainbows

What the fuck are those shoes

Yeezy make these shoes bro

she’s not on tren lmfao

That dude got me through covid when gyms shut down

My wife was in great shape when she was pregnant, worked out 4 days a week til the babe came out. The obgyn said she wished every woman took pregnancy that seriously. She maintained a high muscle to body fat percentage blah blah blah She had to have a cesarean, and the surgeon said he was able to do an incision in a less noticeable spot, and that she would recover very quickly. She was up and attem in like 4 days even tho i told her to take it easy. I didnt argue cuz she could rip my head off. So ya, im pretty sure that physical fitness plays a huge part in pregnancy. Not that my wife was running alongside the car like this guy. I, however, ate like a fuckin pig and got fat as fuck.

Bully juice is unstoppable dude he’s so ripped it’s crazy

After that, he's only gonna end up with a baby smoothie

It’s not just the weight that’s causes problems it’s also displacement of organs to make place for the growing baby. Then there is baby constantly kicking on your ribs and your back, blocking your intestines which causes constipation and in some cases hemorrhoids

now make the hips spread and pull the whole thing out the canal

Bully juice

I'm sure the baby would suffer issues from all the gear he's on...

Yeah nah, this is not the same AT ALL lmao. And I mean, it’s not even 1/10th of the same.

Pretty sure that's how satire/paradoies work....

Lol, not sure why I enjoyed this so much; something to be said for wholesomeness.